Lying Snake and Tibetan Rat
Chapter 5
Du Youshan is the younger brother of Yanggaozi who cares about Wei Nanhe, but he just thought about it for a few days after he went down the mountain, and then he forgot. After three or two strokes, Lamb was forgotten, and such a windfall fell from the sky, even if the gods surrounded Boss Du, he didn't have the heart to accompany him.
Naturally, Yang Xiaokong would not remember Boss Du, whom he only met once. During the days when he had chickenpox, he had slept enough in the house during the day, and when he couldn't sleep at night, he wanted to come out to get some air, so he pulled a local dog to embolden himself.The one most often dragged out of the den by Yang Xiaokong in the middle of the night is the extremely thin Bian Bian, this dog is very innocent and timid, if not for someone to encourage it, it would not dare to take a walk alone on a dark and windy night .
The warehouse behind the Porcelain Workshop is often lit up at night, Yang Xiaokong spends time on these tiles because he has nothing to do, if he gets tired of copying the patterns, he will sort the piles of tiles into boxes...no What basis is just based on your own cognition.After he divided the porcelain pieces into monochrome porcelain, blue and white porcelain and colored porcelain, the chickenpox had receded, and the germs would no longer be contagious. Only a little pink and tender new flesh was left on the place where the chickenpox had grown, and it was recovering.
Bai Weiyu hooked his shoulders, persuading him old-fashionedly: "Xiaokong, stop playing with these broken tiles, think about what to do in the future."
Yang Xiaokong shook his head: "I don't know." I really don't know, the future is bleak.
Half a month later, Du Youshan's "project" officially started. In order to avoid excessive noise, he did not dare to use large machinery. Instead, he hired a group of secretive migrant workers at a high price to alternately dig down.
Babies, we have a long time to come!
Mr. Cao was running around in the courtyard, and found Professor Cui from the Department of Sculpture to discuss whether Yang Xiaokong could be transferred to the Department of Sculpture. Professor Cui hesitated instead. Mr. Cao can bear the noisy students of Bai Weiyu. , Yang Xiaokong, but you can't stand it, there must be a conspiracy, if I take it over, I don't know what kind of trouble I will take over!Thinking of this, he apologized and said with a smile: "Mr. Cao, it's not a problem to be allergic to lacquer. You'll be immune to it after a few times. You can just make do with it."
Cao Lao sighed repeatedly: "But this kid just can't adapt, and he is destined not to be able to learn lacquer painting! It's not me, he is indeed a good boy. He can't learn anything at my place. It's a waste of three years. pity!"
"Old Cao, you are exaggerating. It's not that I don't want this child. You know that this year, those two from Yansan tortured me to death. One made a fuss like a monkey; the other was as stupid as a bear. I'm really sorry for not sending them out of school safely. I don’t have the confidence to bring a graduate student again!” Professor Cui said very modestly, secretly slandering him, nine times out of ten he is an annoying child, I am determined not to, I would rather die than surrender!
The other party has spoken so firmly, Mr. Cao has nothing to do, so he has to find someone else, which is not easy!A student who can disallow one tutor and the second tutor, what good thing can Yang Xiaokong inexplicably become a legend in the academy... the notorious type, which makes all the tutors of the Academy of Fine Arts admire him Changing, Mr. Cao can't sell it no matter what.
Mr. Cao was very sad, and even looked at Yang Xiaokong with pitiful and sad eyes. Yang Xiaokong was like a doormat, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, making him look even more pitiful.
He soaked in the warehouse, doing free volunteer work for Wei Nanhe, and classified the three types of porcelain pieces that had been separated into more detailed categories. The monochrome porcelain and blue and white porcelain were ignored for the time being, and the colorful porcelain was first separated according to the form. There are several kinds, but he doesn't know how to call them, he just feels that they are different.
When Wei Nanhe passed the warehouse, he praised the younger brother's hard work in a sympathetic tone, and then introduced the production methods of fighting colors, five colors, pastel colors, enamel colors, and other flowers that Yang Xiaokong separated in two or three sentences.Wei Nanhe didn't pay much attention to Yang Xiaokong's behavior. The difference between the different types of tiles is obvious. It's not surprising that they can be separated. He didn't bother to explain to Yang Xiaokong. I called him, but he didn't even make a call later, so he had to call. Unexpectedly, the kid's cell phone was turned off.
After another four or five days like this, Wei Nanhe thought more and more that something was wrong. Afraid that his wife would be locked up, he ran to Lezheng Liu's house to look for someone, but he couldn't find him, but was kicked out by his father-in-law with a cane , and was bitten by a fierce Tibetan mastiff.
After being vaccinated against rabies, Wei Nanhe had a headache and thought, should he call the police?
Yang Xiaokong was ignorant, vaguely felt that something had happened, and before he had time to think about Le Zhengqi's whereabouts, Bai Weiyu disappeared again.
Baiweiyu was originally sent by Mr. Cao to a university to help an old friend with undergraduate classes for a few days. After one day and one night, the old friend called Mr. Cao and told Mr. Cao that your apprentice was kidnapped halfway?It hasn't arrived yet!
Bai Weiyu got off at the train station, took a car and rushed to the airport to fly to Xianyang.
Wei Nanhe couldn't get through to Le Zhengqi's mobile phone, so he thought of Laoman, but he didn't have Laoman's contact information... He never took the initiative to find Laoman, partly because he didn't have a group of professional grave-digging teams like Du Youshan, He only collects things for himself and never sells them. Laoman looks for him, cooperates if he can cooperate, and fails if the risk is too high; The antique old man, besides having a nephew by his side, is usually elusive, and it is difficult to contact him.
Laoman's nephew, Xiaoman, is about the same age as Bai Weiyu. He seems to be full of benevolence and morality, but he is full of bad things in private. He is obviously a Taoist priest, but he attracts bees and butterflies everywhere.Laoman sometimes brings Xiaoman with him when he goes to the Porcelain Workshop. Xiaoman hangs around with his uncle, and is not interested in Fengshui mausoleum at all. The friendship is average, just exchanged mobile phone numbers.
At this time, the mobile phone number was a life-saving straw, and Bai Weiyu found Le Zhengqi's whereabouts as soon as he made a call.
When I arrived in Xianyang, I took a bus for more than seven hours, and then changed to a minibus for three hours. I found a tractor on the way in the county town and got on the road. I bumped all night until the early morning before stopping in a desolate village. Baiweiyu Spitting out a mouthful of loess, he couldn't help yelling: "An old man can find this kind of place, what the hell!"
It was easy to find the lining clinic. Lezheng Qi was sitting on a stone bench in the yard feeding the chickens with a plaster cast on his legs. When he saw Bai Weiyu, he was obviously taken aback, "Why are you here?"
Bai Weiyu wiped away the ashes from his head and face, "You still have the nerve to ask, Senior Brother Wei almost didn't call the police!"
Le Zhengqi's face changed slightly, "Tell him, Lao Man and I came out to dig the grave?"
Bai Weiyu saw that the wooden gate in the yard was locked, so he turned a corner and climbed over the low fence to climb in, "How dare you say that, I ran to you without telling anyone!"
Lezheng heaved a sigh of relief, like a lost child finding its parents, his mouth was flattened, tears were streaming down his face, he couldn't get up, so he opened his arms and called out: "Weiyu..."
Bai Weiyu walked over in three steps and two steps, bent over and hugged the child, and carefully observed the injury on his leg, "What's going on here?"
"Fracture, the doctor here said it would take at least a month to remove it. I have been recuperating in this village for more than a week." Le Zhengqi was dirty, his clothes had obviously not been changed for a long time, and rice grains were still on his face .
Bai Weiyu asked, "Have you had breakfast yet?"
Le Zhengqi sniffled, wiped his snot with his cuff, and pointed into the room, "Xiaoman just got up, he's doing it." Come on, it looks like it's the rice left over from last night.
Bai Weiyu picked him up violently, and talked to him in a rambling manner: "It's so cold sitting on a stone bench, go into the house! You're going to miss as long as you shoot now, hurry up and stop playing this terrible job." Damn, this time the bone was broken, maybe next time..."
Before he finished speaking, Xiaoman came out with his rice bowl in his hands, with a look of surprise on his face, "Weiyu, you're here so soon!"
"Nonsense!" Bai Weiyu said, "Didn't you say that your uncle gave Xiao Qi to your care? How did you take care of him? He is as dirty as a beggar!"
Xiaoman's face turned serious, and he said seriously: "Weiyu, you are wrong to say that! I even washed a T-shirt for him last week." He patted the Taoist uniform on his body, "Look, I myself This one hasn’t been washed for more than three months.”
Le Zhengqi pointed at Xiaoman.He gritted his teeth: "Every time it's this bastard's bad thing! We're about to get out, it's because he used explosives, the tomb collapsed, and we were almost buried in it!"
Xiaoman smiled nonchalantly: "That's enough, I've blistered the fingers you dug out." Le Zhengqi bit his lip and stopped talking.
The doctor from the village clinic went to the fields to do farm work, and Bai Weiyu picked up a tattered gray cotton shirt from the house, and put it on Le Zhengqi, "Come back with me!"
Xiaoman followed behind and yelled, "Hey, that's not your child's clothes!"
Le Zhengqi struggled desperately: "I can't go back like this, Nan He will kill me!"
"Then I'll send you to your sister's house." Bai Weiyu rummaged through the room to find the cloth shoes, and pressed Le Zhengqi to force him to put them on.
Xiaoman didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Let me tell you, you don't have to be so arrogant in someone else's house. Doctor Liu treats us well..."
"My sister can't go there either, my dad will laugh at me..." Le Zhengqi grabbed Bai Weiyu's hair and kicked his feet wildly: "Bai Weiyu, let me go, I'll go back after the plaster cast is removed..."
Bai Weiyu pinched his slender neck, clamped his plaster leg in his armpit, and bit a straw rope in his mouth, growling: "Xiaoman! Look at the fart! Come and help me!"
Xiaoman calmly drank the porridge in the bowl, held the dishes on the table, stretched his neck and shouted: "I'll come right away, I'll come right away..."
Those two people were like two fighting octopuses entangled in the black blanket on the kang with hands and feet, a tube rolled out from under the pillow suddenly, Lezheng's seven-eyed sharp hand rushed over to press it firmly, and then said in fear : "Fuck! Stop messing around, drop this thing and I'll never end with you!"
Bai Weiyu pushed Le Zhengqi back into the black quilt with his palm, put his knee against his back, and snatched the thing effortlessly: "What is this?"
Le Zhengqi buried his face in the blanket, "The Chance Furnace..."
"What?" Bai Weiyu turned around and pointed the thing at the sunlight outside the window, squinting his eyes to look seriously.
Le Zhengqi hopped with four paws: "I'm going to die..."
"what?"
Xiao Man chewed a mouthful of miscellaneous rice buns, "The previous sentence is "sapphire goblet". "
"What about the last sentence?"
Xiaoman replied for Le Zhengqi: "I'm about to suffocate to death."
Bai Weiyu hurriedly got up from Le Zhengqi's body, Le Zhengqi turned over on his belly, panting for two breaths, Jiuyin White Bone Claws viciously covered Bai Weiyu's gate.Bai Weiyu unhurriedly used the sapphire goblet to block in front of him, and Lezheng Qi tilted his palm to dodge the sapphire goblet to attract Heihu's heart. He fell down from the edge of the kang with a sound.
It was just a joke, but Le Zhengqi suddenly lost control of the situation, and suddenly threw himself into Bai Weiyu's arms to protect the sapphire goblet. The two lost their balance and fell to the ground with a bang, accompanied by a sound of something breaking voice: "Ka..."
At that moment, the expression on Xiaoman's face froze, and he was dumb for three seconds. He jumped up in fright and fury: "Wow! You're going to die? Break that..." Le Zhengqi and Bai Weiyu stared at each other with zero distance. For a moment, they all looked down anxiously... The sapphire goblet was intact, and the plaster plaster on Le Zhengqi's leg was split in half.
Xiaoman hadn't uttered the word "Sapphire Goblet" yet, and immediately changed his words: "Lovely Xiao Qi, brother, my heart aches to death!"
Bai Weiyu wiped his face and Le Zhengqi's face clean with a hot towel, then splashed water, tore off Le Zhengqi's neckline, and rubbed the back of his ears and the back of his neck vigorously.Xiaoman found a rag from nowhere, wrapped the sapphire goblet three times inside and outside three times, carefully stuffed it under the pillow, and patted the dusty Taoist robe with a satisfied face: "I said you are not too young , what's the point of making a fuss all day long? Amitabha!"
Le Zhengqi's calf rested on Bai Weiyu's thigh, and Bai Weiyu hugged his plaster cast that was broken in half, he was so worried that he didn't know what to do, "Does it hurt?"
Le Zhengqi shook his head: "I don't feel it."
Xiao Man flicked the dust with his whisk, "Goodness, goodness, don't be impatient, you two? When Doctor Liu comes back, he will give you a wonderful recipe for having children."
Le Zhengqi and Bai Weiyu looked up at the same time, looked at him speechlessly, and finally chose to ignore him, Bai Weiyu said: "I will stay here with you for a while to see the situation, but how do you explain it when you go back, have you thought it through? "
Le Zhengqi laughed foolishly: "With this sapphire goblet, Nan He will be able to calm down nine times out of ten. Just don't let him see that I am hurt, otherwise he will definitely feel distressed, and he will watch me more closely next time."
Bai Weiyu smiled wryly, "Are you thinking about the next time now?"
"The injury this time was an accident. Xiaoman thought there was a mechanism behind us, so he threw the explosives without asking anything." Le Zhengqi gave Xiaoman a white look without losing the opportunity, "My ears can judge all sounds in the grave, so I don't need this The bastard is not helping you!"
Xiaoman was busy making a bowl of tea with a pottery bowl, and brought it over respectfully, "Small crimes deserve death, Your Majesty, please drink tea."
Le Zhengqi took it and handed it to Bai Weiyu, "Ai Qing."
"Yes, yes, test the poison first." Bai Weiyu drank it in one gulp, touched his mouth, and frowned, "It smells strange."
Le Zhengqi: "That's right, we brought it out of the grave. These days, after eating porridge, drinking soup, and milk powder after drinking the soup." He looked at Xiaoman with a questioning look, "I haven't washed it for more than a week. Is it over?"
Xiaoman counted, "Back to the emperor, it hasn't been washed for more than 900 years."
Bai Weiyu weakly returned the bowl to Le Zhengqi, "Shu Chen, the late emperor went away."
This group of tomb robbers dug a hole in the ground, followed Le Zhengqi in the tomb to the main tomb, and took a few pieces of jade funerary objects from the coffin. Le Zhengqi also took a handful of scattered jade beads from the owner of the tomb. He just patted his ass and left. On the way back, he saw a nice little thing and took it away. When he came out, Xiaoman threw a cannonball and the tomb collapsed. If Le Zhengxuan knew about this destructive project, he would faint with anger .
Except for the sapphire goblet that Le Zhengqi held in his hands, Lao Man took out other items such as jade bis and jade huang to find buyers. To Bai Weiyu, Bai Weiyu strung it up with a rope and hung it around his neck. He didn't think it was very pretty.
Yang Xiaokong began to sort out the monochrome porcelain, Wei Nanhe thought he was just roughly dividing the monochrome glazes of several major colors, but he was so focused that he divided the red glazes into Lang Hong, Cowpea Red, Jun Hong, etc. Celadon glazes are divided into Douqing, Yingqing, Fenqing, Meiziqing, etc., and even white glazes are divided into Ru Kiln, Xing Kiln, Ding Kiln, Dehua Kiln, etc.And he didn't know the names of these glaze colors and kilns at all. He had many questions and wanted to ask Wei Nanhe, but Wei Nanhe was extremely depressed and irritable recently, so he didn't have the mood to talk to him.
No one can maintain a happy mood after being bitten by a dog. After Wei Nanhe received two rounds of rabies vaccinations, he received a text message from Bai Weiyu. Brother, Qizai has been found. I will go back after playing with him for a few days. Worried, please tell Mr. Cao for me by the way, thank you, no need to reply.
Wei Nanhe was furious, dialed the phone, but the other party turned off the phone, dare to feel that Bai Weiyu, this bastard, turned off the phone as soon as he sent the text message, Wei Nanhe had expected that Le Zhengqi would go to dig the grave with Lao Man, and he also expected that Bai Weiyu would say no Han's disappearance has nothing to do with Le Zhengqi, this feeling is very entangled, like... like a younger brother abducts his wife and elopes.
Lezheng Qi will light a stick of incense before entering the tomb, and he will definitely come out before the incense is extinguished. Digging the tomb can be done in one night. Two playful dead children get together, don't know where to go to play crazy!
The old man told Wei Nanhe the approximate location of the tomb, and he never thought of going there to find his wife... The approximate location is like drawing a circle on the map of Shaanxi, look for it, I want to kill you!
Senior Brother Wei had a gloomy face all day long, thinking in his heart that when those two dead children came back, he would have to hold a goddam ear in one hand, first whip the junior brother a hundred times, and then give his wife... um , locked in the bedroom and done a hundred times.
Mr. Cao was even more gloomy. His hardworking disciples helped people tidy up those broken porcelain pieces day and night. Unfortunately, they couldn’t do serious business in their profession. Those who could do business were usually not diligent, and now even his shadow was gone. !
Just at the time when Zhuangbitang and Gongcifang were in a state of sympathy, Du Youshan went up the mountain in high spirits, carrying a brocade box, he stepped up the long stone steps of Gongcifang with a smile on his face, and bent over to face the man who was basking in the sun Old Wei said: "Old Uncle Wei, hello!"
In the past few days, Mr. Wei's mind suddenly cleared up for no reason, and he smiled kindly: "You Shan!"
"It's me, Old Uncle Wei has good ears!"
"Wei Mingshou" just went to the courtyard to teach the history of arts and crafts to undergraduates all morning. He just came back and didn't have time to rest. At this time, he smiled enthusiastically: "Youshan, you are so smart in your clothes today!" Cursing inwardly, You weasel in human skin.
"What are you talking about? I'm a rude person with no taste. How can I teach you to have temperament?" No, this Mr. Du is wearing a dark purple fine plaid shirt, loosely tied with a dark gray tie, and a casual shirt that is the same color as the tie. A suit, khaki pants and brown leather shoes underneath, looking very heroic, with a harmless smile, really, the most well-dressed animal in the 21st century.
Wei Nanhe stepped down a step politely as a greeting: "Come here, why bring a gift?" Then scold, fuck, the weasel has no good intentions to give the chicken New Year greetings!
Du Youshan straightened up, "Nan He, you just like to joke, I brought this thing for you to see, not for you." He thought unhappily, your skull is broken?The baby I just got for you?
Wei Nanhe haha: "I said you are not kind, you even use it to make me jealous if you have a treasure, and show it off naked!" Curse again, fuck it!
Du Youshan laughed together: "What do you say, with your golden eyes, Professor Wei, you are always safe." He said again, "Fucking show off, what other porcelain can I show off in front of you?"
Wei Mingshou: "You Shan, you are flattering me too much! You are the exquisite eye in the industry!"
Hooligan Du: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be!"
After flattering each other for a while, the two secretly greeted each other's ancestors, and then walked into the living room of the wooden building with their shoulders crossed and their backs kissed.
Built a kiln, the halo of the partridge spots on the shiny black background is a little inferior to the Japanese national treasure Tianmu. There are several such things in the basement of Wei Nanhe. He held the lamp with one hand and looked at it. There is something in the words: "Good thing, what price will Youshan plan to sell to foreign friends?"
Du Youshan asked back, "How much do you think it's worth?"
Wei Nanhe adjusted his glasses, "You know it well, why ask me."
Du Youshan put his hands in his pockets, looked at the other party with a smile, "To tell you the truth, I bought this from London, and it only cost [-] pounds."
"Ha, Youshan has been lucky recently, and has picked up a lot of money!" Wei Nanhe frowned, scolding, don't you want to be a cultural traitor?
Du Youshan went on to say, "I plan to resell it to the Japanese."
Wei Nanhe let out a slight "hum" from his nose and cursed again in his heart, come on, dogs can't change eating shit.
Du Youshan turned on his heels, bypassed Wei Nanhe, sat on a chair, and poured himself a cup of tea, "Nanhe, you don't sell all the treasures in the museum, you just go in and out, you buy everything from me I’m sorry, and you also have a lot of these things, you don’t like them.”
"How can I have a museum? What a joke!" Wei Nanhe also sat down, "Youshan asked me to talk about this?"
"Not all." Du Youshan closed the lid of the brocade box and pushed towards Wei Nanhe, "I have a business deal with you, it's settled, this is all a meeting gift."
Wei Nanhe raised his eyebrows: "Boss Du, please tell me."
"After a while, I will have a batch of official kiln bottom plates one after another. If you do the work, we will get [-]/[-] of the income."
Wei Nanhe shook his head, "You two and eight?"
"Nanhe!" Du Youshan laughed. He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to Wei Nanhe, "You three and I seven."
Wei Nanhe took the cigarette, tapped it on the table, and yawned.
Du Youshan snapped the lighter, "You are four and I am six, Nan He, I got the bottom plate, and I was asked to find a buyer. I am not alone in the process, and I have to pay for it. You can't do it anymore. Forced me."
Wei Nanhe put a cigarette in his mouth and approached the lighter, took a deep breath, "What year is it?"
"Wanli, Jiajing..." Du Youshan pondered for a while, "I can't tell now, probably both."
Wei Nanhe exhaled smoke faintly, and smiled deeply, "Where are you going?"
Du Youshan had a good time, "Of course it's to show respect to foreign friends, who told them to be generous."
Wei Nanhe nodded, fastened the brocade box on the table, and held it in his hands, "Then I will accept this generous gift first, thank you Brother Du."
After the rogue Du and Wei Mingshou secretly negotiated this humiliating deal, it was time for dinner. On the table today was a pot of stewed chicken with tea tree mushroom, a plate of sweet potato leaves, a plate of sweet and spicy fish sticks, and a bowl of braised eggplant.
Du Youshan sat down at the dining table and asked, "Where is Xiao Qi?"
Wei Nanhe helped his father to sit still, and said calmly, "I went to other places to gather folk songs for Weiyu, so I brought him to play." He cursed in his heart, where does my wife go is none of your business?
"Xiaoqi and Weiyu are really inseparable." Du Youshan said this, squinting his eyes to appreciate the expression on Wei Nanhe's face, thinking to himself, Le Zhengqi, this little kid, just sleeps in the same room with you, nothing else The time was very good with Bai Weiyu, and those who didn't know thought he was Bai Weiyu's wife.
Wei Nanhe's face was calm, and his tone was not disturbed at all: "Yes, Weiyu will take him to play. He is still a child, so I don't have time to spend with him." He scolded in his heart, you son of a bitch , what do you mean?
"Oh, that's right." Du Youshan withdrew his gaze with a half-smile, and served himself a bowl of soup at the same time. Do you know that you are getting old?
Wei Nanhe wanted to say something, he raised his eyes and saw Yang Xiaokong coming into the dining room, he waved: "Xiaokong, don't delay, it's cold, hurry up and eat while it's hot."
Ah, baa baa here!Du Youshan turned his head to look, both astonished and disappointed, the spoon in his hand fell into the bowl with a "click", and scolded again, fuck it!I seriously fuck!How did the pink lamb turn into a hemp seed?
Yang Xiaokong greeted happily: "Boss Du."
Du Youshan pointed to his nose, "You are..."
Yang Xiaokong touched his face indifferently, "Chickenpox, it's gone, these are scars."
The rascal Du always judges people by their appearance, and the original little desire for Xiao Xiaozi disappeared immediately, "It's so unlucky, ha, ha ha."
Aunt Wu took out a small bowl of stewed squab that was steamed separately from the pot, placed it in front of Yang Xiaokong, and said: "Xiaokong, you can't eat braised eggplant or sweet and spicy fish sticks, there is soy sauce in it."
Yang Xiaokong nodded and said, "Got it, thank you, Aunt Wu." Lamb always has a sensible and docile appearance, which is especially liked by the elders. Aunt Wu patted his head with pity, thinking that this child is well-behaved, but why? It's so pitiful to be in poor health and have no future.
Du Youshan no longer went to see Yang Xiaokong, and chatted with Wei Nanhe without saying a word. The soup and rice were quickly wiped out. For fun, what are you doing on the mountain?Accompanying Wei Nan Hekou is wrong?After eating and drinking, he wiped his mouth and rolled his eyes: "A critic is coming to the gallery this afternoon, I almost forgot!"
Wei Nanhe ladled up the soup leisurely, took a sip, "You Shan, don't worry, I'm going to make a pot of tea and chat with you after dinner." Continue to scold, get out if you want to get out, there's so much nonsense!
"I think so too." Du Youshan looked at the watch on his wrist, nervously said, "No, no, it's too late, I have to go! I'm so sorry, otherwise, I'll treat you next time, brother?" he said in his heart , please eat shit.
"You Shan, you are a very busy person..." Wei Nanhe half stood up and wanted to see off the guests.
Du Youshan pushed him back, "Eat slowly, don't give it away, I know your place well!"
"Okay, I'm not being polite to you, you go slowly." Wei Nanhe sat down halfway, and continued to drink soup.
Du Youshan hurried out of the dining room, Yang Xiaokong suddenly remembered something, got up and chased outside.
"Boss Du!" He called Du Youshan from the steps of the Porcelain Workshop, and said eagerly, "Wait a minute!"
Du Youshan opened the car door with one hand, stopped walking when he heard the words, looked up at Yang Xiaokong, his smile remained: "What's the matter?"
Yang Xiaokong said, "Last time you said you would lend me some books."
"Huh?" Du Youshan made it clear that the bitch forgets things too much.
Yang Xiaokong reminded cheekily: "It's just some information about porcelain. I went to the school library and bookstore to find it. There are very few such books..."
"Understood." Du Youshan interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, next time I will bring some books to lend you, then I will go first, bye."
The bitter cold wind blows loess everywhere, and Xiaoman stands between the dark heaven and earth, wearing a Taoist robe fluttering in the wind, only to hear him muttering: "The Buddha said: The wise man enjoys water, the benevolent enjoys mountains; the wise man moves, the benevolent man is still; the wise man Happy, the benevolent live long."
Everything was quiet, not far away, Bai Weiyu squatted in a stone corner, and said to Le Zhengqi who was squatting beside him: "He is a Taoist priest, how can he recite some Buddha's words?"
Le Zhengqi shook his head: "This sentence is obviously what Zi said." Bai Weiyu originally thought that he was stupid enough, but now he is sweating coldly, and feels ashamed!
Le Zhengqi patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "Don't worry, Xiaoman is the most ruthless striker. He was still chanting the Diamond Sutra in the grave that day, and when he turned around, he took out a bundle of explosives and threw it out. I didn't even realize it... ..." As soon as the words fell, there was a muffled gunshot from Xiaoman, and Bai Weiyu galloped away like a hunting dog. After a while, he came back with Xiaoman. Carrying an unlucky pigeon.
Lezheng smiled wryly: "Roasted pigeon, roasted pigeon!"
Xiaoman lifted up his Taoist robe, put the gun in the waistband of his trousers, then shook the hem of the Taoist robe, put it down to cover the gun, and at the same time pulled out the floating dust from his back waist, shook it like an expert, and groaned: "What's the hurry? hair!"
The three scoundrels quickly plucked the pigeon's feathers, and quickly set up a fire. Le Zhengqi stuck to the flames, drooling: "I haven't eaten meat for a long time!"
"Come on, you've eaten up all the chickens in Dr. Liu's house, one a day, are you confinement or something?" Xiaoman snorted dissatisfiedly, and turned to Baiweiyu: "It's all this kid. We are poor, why don't you care about it?"
Bai Weiyu spread his hands, "He is like this, he doesn't like meat, if you don't find meat for him, he will go to the grave to eat the corpse."
Xiaoman remembered Lezheng Qi's glowing eyes when he woke up in the middle of the night, and couldn't help shivering: "Don't eat us up in the middle of the night."
Laoman left Xiaoman to take care of Lezheng Qi. He dressed himself as an old farmer and took his treasure back to sell the stolen goods. First, he felt that it was not appropriate to return the injured Lezheng Qi to Wei Nanhe; He is afraid that there will be too many people to make mistakes when committing a crime, especially with an injured patient.
But he didn't know that Le Zhengqi had dug up the sapphire goblet in the tomb, and Xiaoman only found out a few days after he left.In fact, Lezheng thought to himself, I said I would fight against you, but I didn't say I would. When I hand over the sapphire goblet to Nanhe, if I beat him to death and refuse to admit that I have an agreement with you, what can you do?Sue me?
When Lao Man left, he left a few hundred yuan and gave one child to another child to take care of. Le Zhengqi seemed to be reincarnated from starvation. Xiao Man not only had to pay his "hospitalization" fee, but also compensated Doctor Liu with a chicken every day.The poor little Taoist priest wholeheartedly hoped that Bai Weiyu could bring some money to save his life. He didn't want Bai Weiyu to go out in a hurry. After spending all the air tickets and bus tickets along the way, he only had 120 yuan in cash when he found Lezheng Qi, let alone no money. Even if you have a card, you can't use it... There is no bank or ATM in the village, and there is no one in the town a few kilometers away, but there is a farmers' association.
Come on, another one came who didn't pay for nothing. The three of them spent their last dime and were kicked out by Dr. Liu.The little Taoist priest has never been so troubled. After making many phone calls, he couldn't find the old man who couldn't see his head and tail.
So, the people in the village saw that young and handsome little Taoist priest, carrying a nondescript backpack, a handful of dust around his waist, and a watch in his hand, walking around the streets to sell: "I use watches and You exchange 20 yuan, 15 yuan? Ten yuan? Otherwise, three steamed buns with you?"
Xiaoman stripped off all the things Lezheng Qi and Bai Weiyu could change for food, and spent them all within a few days. Le Zhengqi was hungry and full for several days in a row. He was so hungry that his eyes dimmed. Sitting pitifully under the altar in the dilapidated ancestral hall, Xiaoman and Bai Weiyu were heartbroken watching them.Bai Weiyu had no choice but to go to the field to secretly dig some sweet potatoes, while Xiaoman knocked on the door of the villager's house with the pottery bowl dug out from the grave: "The poor are here to beg for alms..."
The weather was getting colder and I didn't bring enough clothes. Among the three, Le Zhengqi was the youngest and the thinnest. He wore all the extra clothes on him. There were eight or nine pieces of them. They were T-shirts or sweaters, not at all. Without heat preservation, the little kid’s cold has never been better, squatting at the door of the dilapidated ancestral hall with a snotty nose all day long, waiting for the two big brothers to get food and come back to eat.
The three of them lived more and more like beggars, with a sapphire goblet worth millions in their arms, unable to eat or drink, Le Zhengqi would yell even when he saw a mouse: "Meat...don't let it go away..." Bai Weiyu What he said was right, if there was no more meat to eat, Le Zhengqi would go to the grave to eat the corpse.
At this time, Le Zhengqi was chewing the half-cooked pigeon meat, and suddenly said: "It's too cold in the ancestral hall, we can't stay any longer."
Bai Weiyu gnawed on little Bulongdong's pigeon claws, "We don't have a dime, and we can't even get out of this village."
"Don't look at me." Xiaoman flipped the remaining half of the pigeons on the shelf, "My uncle has never touched high-tech products, and he only has a mobile phone in his hand. If it is broken, no one in the world can find him unless he Come to me, I said, Professor Wei will not ignore you, call him and ask him to pick you up or send money.”
Le Zhengqi wiped his nose in silence for a long time, and said firmly, "No way!" Xiao Man gave a strange laugh and stopped talking.
After eating half of a pigeon, Le Zhengqi stretched out his hand to the other half on the fire, stretched halfway, blushed, and withdrew his hand, "Why don't you eat it?"
Xiaoman held the head of the pigeon in his hand, and Bai Weiyu held the claw of the pigeon in his hand, and raised his hand at the same time: "I'm eating."
Lezheng Qi's eye circles were a little hot, and he sniffled, "I'm full."
"Are you full?" Xiao Man asked.
"full."
"Are you really full?" Bai Weiyu asked again.
"real."
"Eat more?" Xiaoman blinked.
"No." Le Zhengqi waved his hands in a rare and sensible way.
"You don't want to eat any more?" Bai Weiyu confirmed again.
Le Zhengqi nodded vigorously, "I'm really full, this pigeon is very fat." He got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, "You guys eat, it's windy outside, I'll go in and hide."
As soon as he limped into the ancestral hall, he heard the sound of fighting coming from the fire, Bai Weiyu: "Give me, give me, I'll fuck you, you dead Taoist priest, what meat do you eat?"
Xiaoman: "None of your business? Damn, give me that leg, or I'll shoot you!"
Bai Weiyu: "Come on, come on, shoot here if you have the ability!"
Xiaoman: "Grandma, you bear! I'll fight with you..."
Bai Weiyu: "Oh... I rely on Tianma Meteor..."
Three people sleep at night
Naturally, Yang Xiaokong would not remember Boss Du, whom he only met once. During the days when he had chickenpox, he had slept enough in the house during the day, and when he couldn't sleep at night, he wanted to come out to get some air, so he pulled a local dog to embolden himself.The one most often dragged out of the den by Yang Xiaokong in the middle of the night is the extremely thin Bian Bian, this dog is very innocent and timid, if not for someone to encourage it, it would not dare to take a walk alone on a dark and windy night .
The warehouse behind the Porcelain Workshop is often lit up at night, Yang Xiaokong spends time on these tiles because he has nothing to do, if he gets tired of copying the patterns, he will sort the piles of tiles into boxes...no What basis is just based on your own cognition.After he divided the porcelain pieces into monochrome porcelain, blue and white porcelain and colored porcelain, the chickenpox had receded, and the germs would no longer be contagious. Only a little pink and tender new flesh was left on the place where the chickenpox had grown, and it was recovering.
Bai Weiyu hooked his shoulders, persuading him old-fashionedly: "Xiaokong, stop playing with these broken tiles, think about what to do in the future."
Yang Xiaokong shook his head: "I don't know." I really don't know, the future is bleak.
Half a month later, Du Youshan's "project" officially started. In order to avoid excessive noise, he did not dare to use large machinery. Instead, he hired a group of secretive migrant workers at a high price to alternately dig down.
Babies, we have a long time to come!
Mr. Cao was running around in the courtyard, and found Professor Cui from the Department of Sculpture to discuss whether Yang Xiaokong could be transferred to the Department of Sculpture. Professor Cui hesitated instead. Mr. Cao can bear the noisy students of Bai Weiyu. , Yang Xiaokong, but you can't stand it, there must be a conspiracy, if I take it over, I don't know what kind of trouble I will take over!Thinking of this, he apologized and said with a smile: "Mr. Cao, it's not a problem to be allergic to lacquer. You'll be immune to it after a few times. You can just make do with it."
Cao Lao sighed repeatedly: "But this kid just can't adapt, and he is destined not to be able to learn lacquer painting! It's not me, he is indeed a good boy. He can't learn anything at my place. It's a waste of three years. pity!"
"Old Cao, you are exaggerating. It's not that I don't want this child. You know that this year, those two from Yansan tortured me to death. One made a fuss like a monkey; the other was as stupid as a bear. I'm really sorry for not sending them out of school safely. I don’t have the confidence to bring a graduate student again!” Professor Cui said very modestly, secretly slandering him, nine times out of ten he is an annoying child, I am determined not to, I would rather die than surrender!
The other party has spoken so firmly, Mr. Cao has nothing to do, so he has to find someone else, which is not easy!A student who can disallow one tutor and the second tutor, what good thing can Yang Xiaokong inexplicably become a legend in the academy... the notorious type, which makes all the tutors of the Academy of Fine Arts admire him Changing, Mr. Cao can't sell it no matter what.
Mr. Cao was very sad, and even looked at Yang Xiaokong with pitiful and sad eyes. Yang Xiaokong was like a doormat, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, making him look even more pitiful.
He soaked in the warehouse, doing free volunteer work for Wei Nanhe, and classified the three types of porcelain pieces that had been separated into more detailed categories. The monochrome porcelain and blue and white porcelain were ignored for the time being, and the colorful porcelain was first separated according to the form. There are several kinds, but he doesn't know how to call them, he just feels that they are different.
When Wei Nanhe passed the warehouse, he praised the younger brother's hard work in a sympathetic tone, and then introduced the production methods of fighting colors, five colors, pastel colors, enamel colors, and other flowers that Yang Xiaokong separated in two or three sentences.Wei Nanhe didn't pay much attention to Yang Xiaokong's behavior. The difference between the different types of tiles is obvious. It's not surprising that they can be separated. He didn't bother to explain to Yang Xiaokong. I called him, but he didn't even make a call later, so he had to call. Unexpectedly, the kid's cell phone was turned off.
After another four or five days like this, Wei Nanhe thought more and more that something was wrong. Afraid that his wife would be locked up, he ran to Lezheng Liu's house to look for someone, but he couldn't find him, but was kicked out by his father-in-law with a cane , and was bitten by a fierce Tibetan mastiff.
After being vaccinated against rabies, Wei Nanhe had a headache and thought, should he call the police?
Yang Xiaokong was ignorant, vaguely felt that something had happened, and before he had time to think about Le Zhengqi's whereabouts, Bai Weiyu disappeared again.
Baiweiyu was originally sent by Mr. Cao to a university to help an old friend with undergraduate classes for a few days. After one day and one night, the old friend called Mr. Cao and told Mr. Cao that your apprentice was kidnapped halfway?It hasn't arrived yet!
Bai Weiyu got off at the train station, took a car and rushed to the airport to fly to Xianyang.
Wei Nanhe couldn't get through to Le Zhengqi's mobile phone, so he thought of Laoman, but he didn't have Laoman's contact information... He never took the initiative to find Laoman, partly because he didn't have a group of professional grave-digging teams like Du Youshan, He only collects things for himself and never sells them. Laoman looks for him, cooperates if he can cooperate, and fails if the risk is too high; The antique old man, besides having a nephew by his side, is usually elusive, and it is difficult to contact him.
Laoman's nephew, Xiaoman, is about the same age as Bai Weiyu. He seems to be full of benevolence and morality, but he is full of bad things in private. He is obviously a Taoist priest, but he attracts bees and butterflies everywhere.Laoman sometimes brings Xiaoman with him when he goes to the Porcelain Workshop. Xiaoman hangs around with his uncle, and is not interested in Fengshui mausoleum at all. The friendship is average, just exchanged mobile phone numbers.
At this time, the mobile phone number was a life-saving straw, and Bai Weiyu found Le Zhengqi's whereabouts as soon as he made a call.
When I arrived in Xianyang, I took a bus for more than seven hours, and then changed to a minibus for three hours. I found a tractor on the way in the county town and got on the road. I bumped all night until the early morning before stopping in a desolate village. Baiweiyu Spitting out a mouthful of loess, he couldn't help yelling: "An old man can find this kind of place, what the hell!"
It was easy to find the lining clinic. Lezheng Qi was sitting on a stone bench in the yard feeding the chickens with a plaster cast on his legs. When he saw Bai Weiyu, he was obviously taken aback, "Why are you here?"
Bai Weiyu wiped away the ashes from his head and face, "You still have the nerve to ask, Senior Brother Wei almost didn't call the police!"
Le Zhengqi's face changed slightly, "Tell him, Lao Man and I came out to dig the grave?"
Bai Weiyu saw that the wooden gate in the yard was locked, so he turned a corner and climbed over the low fence to climb in, "How dare you say that, I ran to you without telling anyone!"
Lezheng heaved a sigh of relief, like a lost child finding its parents, his mouth was flattened, tears were streaming down his face, he couldn't get up, so he opened his arms and called out: "Weiyu..."
Bai Weiyu walked over in three steps and two steps, bent over and hugged the child, and carefully observed the injury on his leg, "What's going on here?"
"Fracture, the doctor here said it would take at least a month to remove it. I have been recuperating in this village for more than a week." Le Zhengqi was dirty, his clothes had obviously not been changed for a long time, and rice grains were still on his face .
Bai Weiyu asked, "Have you had breakfast yet?"
Le Zhengqi sniffled, wiped his snot with his cuff, and pointed into the room, "Xiaoman just got up, he's doing it." Come on, it looks like it's the rice left over from last night.
Bai Weiyu picked him up violently, and talked to him in a rambling manner: "It's so cold sitting on a stone bench, go into the house! You're going to miss as long as you shoot now, hurry up and stop playing this terrible job." Damn, this time the bone was broken, maybe next time..."
Before he finished speaking, Xiaoman came out with his rice bowl in his hands, with a look of surprise on his face, "Weiyu, you're here so soon!"
"Nonsense!" Bai Weiyu said, "Didn't you say that your uncle gave Xiao Qi to your care? How did you take care of him? He is as dirty as a beggar!"
Xiaoman's face turned serious, and he said seriously: "Weiyu, you are wrong to say that! I even washed a T-shirt for him last week." He patted the Taoist uniform on his body, "Look, I myself This one hasn’t been washed for more than three months.”
Le Zhengqi pointed at Xiaoman.He gritted his teeth: "Every time it's this bastard's bad thing! We're about to get out, it's because he used explosives, the tomb collapsed, and we were almost buried in it!"
Xiaoman smiled nonchalantly: "That's enough, I've blistered the fingers you dug out." Le Zhengqi bit his lip and stopped talking.
The doctor from the village clinic went to the fields to do farm work, and Bai Weiyu picked up a tattered gray cotton shirt from the house, and put it on Le Zhengqi, "Come back with me!"
Xiaoman followed behind and yelled, "Hey, that's not your child's clothes!"
Le Zhengqi struggled desperately: "I can't go back like this, Nan He will kill me!"
"Then I'll send you to your sister's house." Bai Weiyu rummaged through the room to find the cloth shoes, and pressed Le Zhengqi to force him to put them on.
Xiaoman didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Let me tell you, you don't have to be so arrogant in someone else's house. Doctor Liu treats us well..."
"My sister can't go there either, my dad will laugh at me..." Le Zhengqi grabbed Bai Weiyu's hair and kicked his feet wildly: "Bai Weiyu, let me go, I'll go back after the plaster cast is removed..."
Bai Weiyu pinched his slender neck, clamped his plaster leg in his armpit, and bit a straw rope in his mouth, growling: "Xiaoman! Look at the fart! Come and help me!"
Xiaoman calmly drank the porridge in the bowl, held the dishes on the table, stretched his neck and shouted: "I'll come right away, I'll come right away..."
Those two people were like two fighting octopuses entangled in the black blanket on the kang with hands and feet, a tube rolled out from under the pillow suddenly, Lezheng's seven-eyed sharp hand rushed over to press it firmly, and then said in fear : "Fuck! Stop messing around, drop this thing and I'll never end with you!"
Bai Weiyu pushed Le Zhengqi back into the black quilt with his palm, put his knee against his back, and snatched the thing effortlessly: "What is this?"
Le Zhengqi buried his face in the blanket, "The Chance Furnace..."
"What?" Bai Weiyu turned around and pointed the thing at the sunlight outside the window, squinting his eyes to look seriously.
Le Zhengqi hopped with four paws: "I'm going to die..."
"what?"
Xiao Man chewed a mouthful of miscellaneous rice buns, "The previous sentence is "sapphire goblet". "
"What about the last sentence?"
Xiaoman replied for Le Zhengqi: "I'm about to suffocate to death."
Bai Weiyu hurriedly got up from Le Zhengqi's body, Le Zhengqi turned over on his belly, panting for two breaths, Jiuyin White Bone Claws viciously covered Bai Weiyu's gate.Bai Weiyu unhurriedly used the sapphire goblet to block in front of him, and Lezheng Qi tilted his palm to dodge the sapphire goblet to attract Heihu's heart. He fell down from the edge of the kang with a sound.
It was just a joke, but Le Zhengqi suddenly lost control of the situation, and suddenly threw himself into Bai Weiyu's arms to protect the sapphire goblet. The two lost their balance and fell to the ground with a bang, accompanied by a sound of something breaking voice: "Ka..."
At that moment, the expression on Xiaoman's face froze, and he was dumb for three seconds. He jumped up in fright and fury: "Wow! You're going to die? Break that..." Le Zhengqi and Bai Weiyu stared at each other with zero distance. For a moment, they all looked down anxiously... The sapphire goblet was intact, and the plaster plaster on Le Zhengqi's leg was split in half.
Xiaoman hadn't uttered the word "Sapphire Goblet" yet, and immediately changed his words: "Lovely Xiao Qi, brother, my heart aches to death!"
Bai Weiyu wiped his face and Le Zhengqi's face clean with a hot towel, then splashed water, tore off Le Zhengqi's neckline, and rubbed the back of his ears and the back of his neck vigorously.Xiaoman found a rag from nowhere, wrapped the sapphire goblet three times inside and outside three times, carefully stuffed it under the pillow, and patted the dusty Taoist robe with a satisfied face: "I said you are not too young , what's the point of making a fuss all day long? Amitabha!"
Le Zhengqi's calf rested on Bai Weiyu's thigh, and Bai Weiyu hugged his plaster cast that was broken in half, he was so worried that he didn't know what to do, "Does it hurt?"
Le Zhengqi shook his head: "I don't feel it."
Xiao Man flicked the dust with his whisk, "Goodness, goodness, don't be impatient, you two? When Doctor Liu comes back, he will give you a wonderful recipe for having children."
Le Zhengqi and Bai Weiyu looked up at the same time, looked at him speechlessly, and finally chose to ignore him, Bai Weiyu said: "I will stay here with you for a while to see the situation, but how do you explain it when you go back, have you thought it through? "
Le Zhengqi laughed foolishly: "With this sapphire goblet, Nan He will be able to calm down nine times out of ten. Just don't let him see that I am hurt, otherwise he will definitely feel distressed, and he will watch me more closely next time."
Bai Weiyu smiled wryly, "Are you thinking about the next time now?"
"The injury this time was an accident. Xiaoman thought there was a mechanism behind us, so he threw the explosives without asking anything." Le Zhengqi gave Xiaoman a white look without losing the opportunity, "My ears can judge all sounds in the grave, so I don't need this The bastard is not helping you!"
Xiaoman was busy making a bowl of tea with a pottery bowl, and brought it over respectfully, "Small crimes deserve death, Your Majesty, please drink tea."
Le Zhengqi took it and handed it to Bai Weiyu, "Ai Qing."
"Yes, yes, test the poison first." Bai Weiyu drank it in one gulp, touched his mouth, and frowned, "It smells strange."
Le Zhengqi: "That's right, we brought it out of the grave. These days, after eating porridge, drinking soup, and milk powder after drinking the soup." He looked at Xiaoman with a questioning look, "I haven't washed it for more than a week. Is it over?"
Xiaoman counted, "Back to the emperor, it hasn't been washed for more than 900 years."
Bai Weiyu weakly returned the bowl to Le Zhengqi, "Shu Chen, the late emperor went away."
This group of tomb robbers dug a hole in the ground, followed Le Zhengqi in the tomb to the main tomb, and took a few pieces of jade funerary objects from the coffin. Le Zhengqi also took a handful of scattered jade beads from the owner of the tomb. He just patted his ass and left. On the way back, he saw a nice little thing and took it away. When he came out, Xiaoman threw a cannonball and the tomb collapsed. If Le Zhengxuan knew about this destructive project, he would faint with anger .
Except for the sapphire goblet that Le Zhengqi held in his hands, Lao Man took out other items such as jade bis and jade huang to find buyers. To Bai Weiyu, Bai Weiyu strung it up with a rope and hung it around his neck. He didn't think it was very pretty.
Yang Xiaokong began to sort out the monochrome porcelain, Wei Nanhe thought he was just roughly dividing the monochrome glazes of several major colors, but he was so focused that he divided the red glazes into Lang Hong, Cowpea Red, Jun Hong, etc. Celadon glazes are divided into Douqing, Yingqing, Fenqing, Meiziqing, etc., and even white glazes are divided into Ru Kiln, Xing Kiln, Ding Kiln, Dehua Kiln, etc.And he didn't know the names of these glaze colors and kilns at all. He had many questions and wanted to ask Wei Nanhe, but Wei Nanhe was extremely depressed and irritable recently, so he didn't have the mood to talk to him.
No one can maintain a happy mood after being bitten by a dog. After Wei Nanhe received two rounds of rabies vaccinations, he received a text message from Bai Weiyu. Brother, Qizai has been found. I will go back after playing with him for a few days. Worried, please tell Mr. Cao for me by the way, thank you, no need to reply.
Wei Nanhe was furious, dialed the phone, but the other party turned off the phone, dare to feel that Bai Weiyu, this bastard, turned off the phone as soon as he sent the text message, Wei Nanhe had expected that Le Zhengqi would go to dig the grave with Lao Man, and he also expected that Bai Weiyu would say no Han's disappearance has nothing to do with Le Zhengqi, this feeling is very entangled, like... like a younger brother abducts his wife and elopes.
Lezheng Qi will light a stick of incense before entering the tomb, and he will definitely come out before the incense is extinguished. Digging the tomb can be done in one night. Two playful dead children get together, don't know where to go to play crazy!
The old man told Wei Nanhe the approximate location of the tomb, and he never thought of going there to find his wife... The approximate location is like drawing a circle on the map of Shaanxi, look for it, I want to kill you!
Senior Brother Wei had a gloomy face all day long, thinking in his heart that when those two dead children came back, he would have to hold a goddam ear in one hand, first whip the junior brother a hundred times, and then give his wife... um , locked in the bedroom and done a hundred times.
Mr. Cao was even more gloomy. His hardworking disciples helped people tidy up those broken porcelain pieces day and night. Unfortunately, they couldn’t do serious business in their profession. Those who could do business were usually not diligent, and now even his shadow was gone. !
Just at the time when Zhuangbitang and Gongcifang were in a state of sympathy, Du Youshan went up the mountain in high spirits, carrying a brocade box, he stepped up the long stone steps of Gongcifang with a smile on his face, and bent over to face the man who was basking in the sun Old Wei said: "Old Uncle Wei, hello!"
In the past few days, Mr. Wei's mind suddenly cleared up for no reason, and he smiled kindly: "You Shan!"
"It's me, Old Uncle Wei has good ears!"
"Wei Mingshou" just went to the courtyard to teach the history of arts and crafts to undergraduates all morning. He just came back and didn't have time to rest. At this time, he smiled enthusiastically: "Youshan, you are so smart in your clothes today!" Cursing inwardly, You weasel in human skin.
"What are you talking about? I'm a rude person with no taste. How can I teach you to have temperament?" No, this Mr. Du is wearing a dark purple fine plaid shirt, loosely tied with a dark gray tie, and a casual shirt that is the same color as the tie. A suit, khaki pants and brown leather shoes underneath, looking very heroic, with a harmless smile, really, the most well-dressed animal in the 21st century.
Wei Nanhe stepped down a step politely as a greeting: "Come here, why bring a gift?" Then scold, fuck, the weasel has no good intentions to give the chicken New Year greetings!
Du Youshan straightened up, "Nan He, you just like to joke, I brought this thing for you to see, not for you." He thought unhappily, your skull is broken?The baby I just got for you?
Wei Nanhe haha: "I said you are not kind, you even use it to make me jealous if you have a treasure, and show it off naked!" Curse again, fuck it!
Du Youshan laughed together: "What do you say, with your golden eyes, Professor Wei, you are always safe." He said again, "Fucking show off, what other porcelain can I show off in front of you?"
Wei Mingshou: "You Shan, you are flattering me too much! You are the exquisite eye in the industry!"
Hooligan Du: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be!"
After flattering each other for a while, the two secretly greeted each other's ancestors, and then walked into the living room of the wooden building with their shoulders crossed and their backs kissed.
Built a kiln, the halo of the partridge spots on the shiny black background is a little inferior to the Japanese national treasure Tianmu. There are several such things in the basement of Wei Nanhe. He held the lamp with one hand and looked at it. There is something in the words: "Good thing, what price will Youshan plan to sell to foreign friends?"
Du Youshan asked back, "How much do you think it's worth?"
Wei Nanhe adjusted his glasses, "You know it well, why ask me."
Du Youshan put his hands in his pockets, looked at the other party with a smile, "To tell you the truth, I bought this from London, and it only cost [-] pounds."
"Ha, Youshan has been lucky recently, and has picked up a lot of money!" Wei Nanhe frowned, scolding, don't you want to be a cultural traitor?
Du Youshan went on to say, "I plan to resell it to the Japanese."
Wei Nanhe let out a slight "hum" from his nose and cursed again in his heart, come on, dogs can't change eating shit.
Du Youshan turned on his heels, bypassed Wei Nanhe, sat on a chair, and poured himself a cup of tea, "Nanhe, you don't sell all the treasures in the museum, you just go in and out, you buy everything from me I’m sorry, and you also have a lot of these things, you don’t like them.”
"How can I have a museum? What a joke!" Wei Nanhe also sat down, "Youshan asked me to talk about this?"
"Not all." Du Youshan closed the lid of the brocade box and pushed towards Wei Nanhe, "I have a business deal with you, it's settled, this is all a meeting gift."
Wei Nanhe raised his eyebrows: "Boss Du, please tell me."
"After a while, I will have a batch of official kiln bottom plates one after another. If you do the work, we will get [-]/[-] of the income."
Wei Nanhe shook his head, "You two and eight?"
"Nanhe!" Du Youshan laughed. He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to Wei Nanhe, "You three and I seven."
Wei Nanhe took the cigarette, tapped it on the table, and yawned.
Du Youshan snapped the lighter, "You are four and I am six, Nan He, I got the bottom plate, and I was asked to find a buyer. I am not alone in the process, and I have to pay for it. You can't do it anymore. Forced me."
Wei Nanhe put a cigarette in his mouth and approached the lighter, took a deep breath, "What year is it?"
"Wanli, Jiajing..." Du Youshan pondered for a while, "I can't tell now, probably both."
Wei Nanhe exhaled smoke faintly, and smiled deeply, "Where are you going?"
Du Youshan had a good time, "Of course it's to show respect to foreign friends, who told them to be generous."
Wei Nanhe nodded, fastened the brocade box on the table, and held it in his hands, "Then I will accept this generous gift first, thank you Brother Du."
After the rogue Du and Wei Mingshou secretly negotiated this humiliating deal, it was time for dinner. On the table today was a pot of stewed chicken with tea tree mushroom, a plate of sweet potato leaves, a plate of sweet and spicy fish sticks, and a bowl of braised eggplant.
Du Youshan sat down at the dining table and asked, "Where is Xiao Qi?"
Wei Nanhe helped his father to sit still, and said calmly, "I went to other places to gather folk songs for Weiyu, so I brought him to play." He cursed in his heart, where does my wife go is none of your business?
"Xiaoqi and Weiyu are really inseparable." Du Youshan said this, squinting his eyes to appreciate the expression on Wei Nanhe's face, thinking to himself, Le Zhengqi, this little kid, just sleeps in the same room with you, nothing else The time was very good with Bai Weiyu, and those who didn't know thought he was Bai Weiyu's wife.
Wei Nanhe's face was calm, and his tone was not disturbed at all: "Yes, Weiyu will take him to play. He is still a child, so I don't have time to spend with him." He scolded in his heart, you son of a bitch , what do you mean?
"Oh, that's right." Du Youshan withdrew his gaze with a half-smile, and served himself a bowl of soup at the same time. Do you know that you are getting old?
Wei Nanhe wanted to say something, he raised his eyes and saw Yang Xiaokong coming into the dining room, he waved: "Xiaokong, don't delay, it's cold, hurry up and eat while it's hot."
Ah, baa baa here!Du Youshan turned his head to look, both astonished and disappointed, the spoon in his hand fell into the bowl with a "click", and scolded again, fuck it!I seriously fuck!How did the pink lamb turn into a hemp seed?
Yang Xiaokong greeted happily: "Boss Du."
Du Youshan pointed to his nose, "You are..."
Yang Xiaokong touched his face indifferently, "Chickenpox, it's gone, these are scars."
The rascal Du always judges people by their appearance, and the original little desire for Xiao Xiaozi disappeared immediately, "It's so unlucky, ha, ha ha."
Aunt Wu took out a small bowl of stewed squab that was steamed separately from the pot, placed it in front of Yang Xiaokong, and said: "Xiaokong, you can't eat braised eggplant or sweet and spicy fish sticks, there is soy sauce in it."
Yang Xiaokong nodded and said, "Got it, thank you, Aunt Wu." Lamb always has a sensible and docile appearance, which is especially liked by the elders. Aunt Wu patted his head with pity, thinking that this child is well-behaved, but why? It's so pitiful to be in poor health and have no future.
Du Youshan no longer went to see Yang Xiaokong, and chatted with Wei Nanhe without saying a word. The soup and rice were quickly wiped out. For fun, what are you doing on the mountain?Accompanying Wei Nan Hekou is wrong?After eating and drinking, he wiped his mouth and rolled his eyes: "A critic is coming to the gallery this afternoon, I almost forgot!"
Wei Nanhe ladled up the soup leisurely, took a sip, "You Shan, don't worry, I'm going to make a pot of tea and chat with you after dinner." Continue to scold, get out if you want to get out, there's so much nonsense!
"I think so too." Du Youshan looked at the watch on his wrist, nervously said, "No, no, it's too late, I have to go! I'm so sorry, otherwise, I'll treat you next time, brother?" he said in his heart , please eat shit.
"You Shan, you are a very busy person..." Wei Nanhe half stood up and wanted to see off the guests.
Du Youshan pushed him back, "Eat slowly, don't give it away, I know your place well!"
"Okay, I'm not being polite to you, you go slowly." Wei Nanhe sat down halfway, and continued to drink soup.
Du Youshan hurried out of the dining room, Yang Xiaokong suddenly remembered something, got up and chased outside.
"Boss Du!" He called Du Youshan from the steps of the Porcelain Workshop, and said eagerly, "Wait a minute!"
Du Youshan opened the car door with one hand, stopped walking when he heard the words, looked up at Yang Xiaokong, his smile remained: "What's the matter?"
Yang Xiaokong said, "Last time you said you would lend me some books."
"Huh?" Du Youshan made it clear that the bitch forgets things too much.
Yang Xiaokong reminded cheekily: "It's just some information about porcelain. I went to the school library and bookstore to find it. There are very few such books..."
"Understood." Du Youshan interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, next time I will bring some books to lend you, then I will go first, bye."
The bitter cold wind blows loess everywhere, and Xiaoman stands between the dark heaven and earth, wearing a Taoist robe fluttering in the wind, only to hear him muttering: "The Buddha said: The wise man enjoys water, the benevolent enjoys mountains; the wise man moves, the benevolent man is still; the wise man Happy, the benevolent live long."
Everything was quiet, not far away, Bai Weiyu squatted in a stone corner, and said to Le Zhengqi who was squatting beside him: "He is a Taoist priest, how can he recite some Buddha's words?"
Le Zhengqi shook his head: "This sentence is obviously what Zi said." Bai Weiyu originally thought that he was stupid enough, but now he is sweating coldly, and feels ashamed!
Le Zhengqi patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "Don't worry, Xiaoman is the most ruthless striker. He was still chanting the Diamond Sutra in the grave that day, and when he turned around, he took out a bundle of explosives and threw it out. I didn't even realize it... ..." As soon as the words fell, there was a muffled gunshot from Xiaoman, and Bai Weiyu galloped away like a hunting dog. After a while, he came back with Xiaoman. Carrying an unlucky pigeon.
Lezheng smiled wryly: "Roasted pigeon, roasted pigeon!"
Xiaoman lifted up his Taoist robe, put the gun in the waistband of his trousers, then shook the hem of the Taoist robe, put it down to cover the gun, and at the same time pulled out the floating dust from his back waist, shook it like an expert, and groaned: "What's the hurry? hair!"
The three scoundrels quickly plucked the pigeon's feathers, and quickly set up a fire. Le Zhengqi stuck to the flames, drooling: "I haven't eaten meat for a long time!"
"Come on, you've eaten up all the chickens in Dr. Liu's house, one a day, are you confinement or something?" Xiaoman snorted dissatisfiedly, and turned to Baiweiyu: "It's all this kid. We are poor, why don't you care about it?"
Bai Weiyu spread his hands, "He is like this, he doesn't like meat, if you don't find meat for him, he will go to the grave to eat the corpse."
Xiaoman remembered Lezheng Qi's glowing eyes when he woke up in the middle of the night, and couldn't help shivering: "Don't eat us up in the middle of the night."
Laoman left Xiaoman to take care of Lezheng Qi. He dressed himself as an old farmer and took his treasure back to sell the stolen goods. First, he felt that it was not appropriate to return the injured Lezheng Qi to Wei Nanhe; He is afraid that there will be too many people to make mistakes when committing a crime, especially with an injured patient.
But he didn't know that Le Zhengqi had dug up the sapphire goblet in the tomb, and Xiaoman only found out a few days after he left.In fact, Lezheng thought to himself, I said I would fight against you, but I didn't say I would. When I hand over the sapphire goblet to Nanhe, if I beat him to death and refuse to admit that I have an agreement with you, what can you do?Sue me?
When Lao Man left, he left a few hundred yuan and gave one child to another child to take care of. Le Zhengqi seemed to be reincarnated from starvation. Xiao Man not only had to pay his "hospitalization" fee, but also compensated Doctor Liu with a chicken every day.The poor little Taoist priest wholeheartedly hoped that Bai Weiyu could bring some money to save his life. He didn't want Bai Weiyu to go out in a hurry. After spending all the air tickets and bus tickets along the way, he only had 120 yuan in cash when he found Lezheng Qi, let alone no money. Even if you have a card, you can't use it... There is no bank or ATM in the village, and there is no one in the town a few kilometers away, but there is a farmers' association.
Come on, another one came who didn't pay for nothing. The three of them spent their last dime and were kicked out by Dr. Liu.The little Taoist priest has never been so troubled. After making many phone calls, he couldn't find the old man who couldn't see his head and tail.
So, the people in the village saw that young and handsome little Taoist priest, carrying a nondescript backpack, a handful of dust around his waist, and a watch in his hand, walking around the streets to sell: "I use watches and You exchange 20 yuan, 15 yuan? Ten yuan? Otherwise, three steamed buns with you?"
Xiaoman stripped off all the things Lezheng Qi and Bai Weiyu could change for food, and spent them all within a few days. Le Zhengqi was hungry and full for several days in a row. He was so hungry that his eyes dimmed. Sitting pitifully under the altar in the dilapidated ancestral hall, Xiaoman and Bai Weiyu were heartbroken watching them.Bai Weiyu had no choice but to go to the field to secretly dig some sweet potatoes, while Xiaoman knocked on the door of the villager's house with the pottery bowl dug out from the grave: "The poor are here to beg for alms..."
The weather was getting colder and I didn't bring enough clothes. Among the three, Le Zhengqi was the youngest and the thinnest. He wore all the extra clothes on him. There were eight or nine pieces of them. They were T-shirts or sweaters, not at all. Without heat preservation, the little kid’s cold has never been better, squatting at the door of the dilapidated ancestral hall with a snotty nose all day long, waiting for the two big brothers to get food and come back to eat.
The three of them lived more and more like beggars, with a sapphire goblet worth millions in their arms, unable to eat or drink, Le Zhengqi would yell even when he saw a mouse: "Meat...don't let it go away..." Bai Weiyu What he said was right, if there was no more meat to eat, Le Zhengqi would go to the grave to eat the corpse.
At this time, Le Zhengqi was chewing the half-cooked pigeon meat, and suddenly said: "It's too cold in the ancestral hall, we can't stay any longer."
Bai Weiyu gnawed on little Bulongdong's pigeon claws, "We don't have a dime, and we can't even get out of this village."
"Don't look at me." Xiaoman flipped the remaining half of the pigeons on the shelf, "My uncle has never touched high-tech products, and he only has a mobile phone in his hand. If it is broken, no one in the world can find him unless he Come to me, I said, Professor Wei will not ignore you, call him and ask him to pick you up or send money.”
Le Zhengqi wiped his nose in silence for a long time, and said firmly, "No way!" Xiao Man gave a strange laugh and stopped talking.
After eating half of a pigeon, Le Zhengqi stretched out his hand to the other half on the fire, stretched halfway, blushed, and withdrew his hand, "Why don't you eat it?"
Xiaoman held the head of the pigeon in his hand, and Bai Weiyu held the claw of the pigeon in his hand, and raised his hand at the same time: "I'm eating."
Lezheng Qi's eye circles were a little hot, and he sniffled, "I'm full."
"Are you full?" Xiao Man asked.
"full."
"Are you really full?" Bai Weiyu asked again.
"real."
"Eat more?" Xiaoman blinked.
"No." Le Zhengqi waved his hands in a rare and sensible way.
"You don't want to eat any more?" Bai Weiyu confirmed again.
Le Zhengqi nodded vigorously, "I'm really full, this pigeon is very fat." He got up and patted the dust on his buttocks, "You guys eat, it's windy outside, I'll go in and hide."
As soon as he limped into the ancestral hall, he heard the sound of fighting coming from the fire, Bai Weiyu: "Give me, give me, I'll fuck you, you dead Taoist priest, what meat do you eat?"
Xiaoman: "None of your business? Damn, give me that leg, or I'll shoot you!"
Bai Weiyu: "Come on, come on, shoot here if you have the ability!"
Xiaoman: "Grandma, you bear! I'll fight with you..."
Bai Weiyu: "Oh... I rely on Tianma Meteor..."
Three people sleep at night
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