Full-time fierce wife

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"My chest is stuffy, disgusting!"

It is indeed a disgusting thing for a man to appear in front of another man with disheveled clothes...Qi Zijia laughed at himself, picked up the towel to wipe his hair, and asked casually, "What's the matter?"

Speaking of this, Lin Hao became excited: "What's the matter with your son, the way you look at me, why does it look like a pet dog that I lost?"

Speaking of dogs, Qi Zijia suddenly thought of Ah Huang, the local dog who was dumped by Lin Hao to En Jia, but was driven out in the end.

"You had a dog when you were a kid, but you thought it was a mongrel, so you threw it away."

Lin Hao was startled: "Uh...don't tell me that your son is the reincarnation of my pet dog..."

"My son is the reincarnation of your brother!"

The door was slammed shut, Lin Hao touched his nose that was almost flattened, and it took him a long time to react, he kicked the door and cursed: "Your son is my brother, so why don't you become my uncle? You little boy is taking advantage of me?!"

Turning around, he saw that the door of the children's room next to him was opened slightly, and Xiaopi hid behind, looking at him with big blue eyes.

Just as Lin Hao was about to say hello, the child disappeared with a whoosh. It was even worse than a ghost movie.

"...No, I can't just go back like this!"

Lin Hao only felt a chill in the back of his head, turned around and began to knock on Qi Zijia's door again. He kept knocking on Qi Zijia's door if he didn't open it, and even knocked out the rhythm, style, and passion.

The door finally opened for the second time, Qi Zijia changed into home clothes, stared at him with a gloomy expression, and asked, "Are you very hungry?!"

"I'm not thirsty, I have something to tell you!"

"Your behavior of knocking on the door in the middle of the night will make me feel that you have something to do with me!"

"Hmm...Qi Zijia..." Lin Hao stretched out his arm, grabbed his shoulder, and pressed it hard.

"What are you doing?"

Lin Hao took a deep breath and said solemnly, "I don't discriminate against the service industry!"

"What did you say?"

"Really, I don't discriminate against the porn industry at all. There is a market when there is demand, and there is demand when there is value. You are valuable. As long as you receive a license and check regularly, your work is legal and legitimate! There is no distinction between high and low labor. You don’t need to belittle yourself, you don’t need to arm yourself for fear of being hurt, open your heart, and you will find that this world is much more beautiful than you imagined!”

After finishing speaking, Lin Hao tightened his arms, hugged Qi Zijia into his arms, and even patted him on the back twice as encouraging!

The person in his arms was as tall as him, but a lot thinner than him, especially his waist, which was so thin that it was almost broken... Lin Hao suddenly felt a sense of pity.

The economy is in recession, this kid is powerless, and he has a growing child with him. It must be very difficult to survive in a foreign country, right? !So he had to do flesh and blood business... And he was so pale and weak, maybe he was sucked dry by those sex-starved middle-aged rich women!

Slightly widening the distance between the two, looking at this beautiful face so close, Lin Hao felt more and more that he had an aura of "coming out of the mud but not stained", so he repeatedly praised: "The two of you today are your colleagues. Right? Compared with them, you are like a snow lotus, you must be the number one, right? It’s really 360 lines, and every line is the number one———”

"Lin Hao!"

"I'm here!" Lin Hao puffed up his chest, looked directly into Qi Zijia's eyes, with the expression of a virgin who said "if you have any difficulties, just speak up".

"I suggest you go to the genitourinary department to test the composition of the brain!" After speaking softly, Qi Zijia smiled and pushed Lin Hao's hand away, and slowly closed the door.

That smile is as sweet as a crescent moon in a pool of water, cold and mysterious, close at hand yet out of reach...

"I don't know if this kid will pick up the male guest..." Lin Hao turned around with a wave, and was about to go downstairs when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

I was dizzy from his smile just now, but now I think about Qi Zijia's words carefully, and then I realized: "I'm fucking you and swearing!"

After resting at home for three days, except that his head was still blank as usual, other functions of his body, including his weight, had reached their peak. Lin Hao decided to do his duty as a student and go back to school to report.

So I got up early in the morning and ran to the kitchen to make breakfast, only to find that I couldn't even fry poached eggs.

"How do you do it..." Holding the egg in his left hand and the shovel in his right, facing the frying pan, Lin Hao was extremely confused.

He remembered the laws of quantum science and the process of the simulation experiment of stellar orbits. Why... just forgot how to fry poached eggs?

No matter what, go with the feeling!

However, Master Lin, who has never cooked anything other than boiled milk and soaked instant noodles, felt unreliable. In the end, the poached egg with egg shells stuck to the body of the pot, which was obviously non-stick. not come down.

"Busy to demolish the house early in the morning?" Qi Zijia, who was woken up, knocked on the kitchen door in his pajamas.

Lin Hao immediately threw the pot into the sink, with a look of embarrassment on his face: "Hey... let's order takeaway for all three meals in the future!"

Qi Zijia walked into the kitchen with a blank expression, dealt with the confusion caused by Lin Hao, and planned to make breakfast.

"no, I'm fine!"

Qi Zijia ignored him and picked up a knife to cut green onions, but Lin Hao stretched out his hand to stop him, and the knife cut his finger in the wrong hand.

Lin Hao grabbed his hand reflexively, staring at the small bleeding wound.

Qi Zijia didn't take it seriously and said, "It's just a small injury..."

"Blood is the main way of AIDS transmission..." For some reason, Lin Hao uttered these words out of nowhere.

"..." Qi Zijia withdrew his hand and narrowed his eyes.

"Ah...I was just joking...haha..."

Knowing that he made a slip of the tongue, Lin Hao laughed dryly, and was about to say something to change the subject, but saw Qi Zijia raised the knife, his face was stern, and he seemed to be approaching him.

Lin Hao has always been soft rather than hard, and Qi Zijia's angry look made him immediately put on alert, grabbed a frying pan to protect himself, and said forcefully: "I'm just discussing the facts and expressing opinions purely academically, don't you be professionally sensitive?! If you have been insisting on wearing condoms, you don’t need to check your seat!”

Holding the handle of the knife, Qi Zijia laughed back angrily: "Wearing a condom? What if someone thinks I'm wearing a condom and he's not happy?"

"Guests don't wear it if they think you're not, you don't know how to protect yourself, you don't clean yourself------"

"If I keep myself clean, I should be the first to clean up your cancer!" With a flick of his hand, the knife was driven into the chopping board with a "buzz".

Qi Zijia walked out of the kitchen sideways, his steps were steady, his face was normal, and the previous expression of wanting to tear Lin Hao into pieces disappeared without a trace.

"Who, changing your face is like turning over a book!" Lin Hao put down the frying pan, pulled out the kitchen knife with great effort, turned over the chopping board and saw that the knife mark had penetrated through, and he couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat , "Damn, the knife for cutting vegetables is as sharp as a boning knife, isn't this tempting people to commit crimes?"

Thinking of this, he quickly put away all the knives on the shelf and hid them under the flowerpot and the cabinet.

Qi Zijia's spirit seems to be a little abnormal, he is always listless during the day, and floats around with a vampire face on his face, but stays up all night at night. He woke up several times to go to the toilet at night, and saw this guy sitting on the balcony Smoking and drinking.

What if one night he drank too much and went berserk and swung a kitchen knife to kill people? !

Although he has slender arms and legs, he seems to be able to be blown away by a gust of wind, but he is still a man after all, and if he holds a murder weapon, it will take a lot of work to subdue him.It is not against the law for a psychopath to kill someone, but if he accidentally hurt him, he has to pay for medical expenses, which is really not worth the candle!

My stomach growled with hunger, and there was only raw food in the refrigerator, only milk and cereal.Barely filling his stomach, Lin Hao wiped his mouth, picked up his backpack and went to the garage to pick up the car.

He checked last night. This small villa has an independent garage, and there is only a Nissan car parked in it, and the key is hung at the door.

Seeing this unremarkable car, Lin Hao felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity and affection, which shows that it must be his car.

Jumping into the car, he felt left and right, and was about to start the car, but saw Qi Zijia follow out at some point, and even changed into formal clothes, blocking the garage door.

Lin Hao thought, after all, he had to bear part of the responsibility for the friction in the kitchen in the morning, so he opened the car door generously, and said with a pleasant face, "You want to go out too? Come, get in the car and I'll see you off! Where are you going?"

"Follow the route you want to go!" Qi Zijia sat in the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt, leaned against the window, and turned his head to look out.

"Go to work?"

"Yes!"

"Near my school? The guest is not a university lecturer, is it?"

"..."

"And it's so early...women also have a stronger sex drive in the morning?"

"Lin Hao..." Qi Zijia turned his head, smiled lightly, and said softly in the tone of a kindergarten teacher: "It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get in the water, do you understand?"

"Damn, it's just a joke, what's your expression, it's so boring!"

Lin Hao rolled his eyes and started the engine.

After a few days of getting along, he has basically mastered Qi Zijia's indifference and awkwardness.He looks soft and has a good temper, but he is actually a villain with eyes that shoot cold arrows and a mouth that never accumulates virtue.What's even more exaggerated is that this person doesn't take hard things, and treats him fiercely. He looks like a pitiful smile that may faint at any time, and if he follows him, he will be picked and picked, and his body will be ruined.This kind of rotten personality will be crushed to death in the alley sooner or later.

Although he had checked the route before and brought a map with him, when actually driving, Lin Hao drove the car to New York University almost intuitively.