The villains are dressed as my cats

The information on the chat interface was constantly swiping the screen, and the information notification sound almost turned into a piano piece called "Flight of the Bumblebee", while the owner of the phone leisurely made a cup of coffee.

When the air was filled with a faint aroma of coffee, Yu Shen unhurriedly turned on the phone to browse the information.

[Editor Sky: Yu'er, have you thought about the settings for the new book? 】

【Edit Sky: Are you there ^_^】

[Editor Sky: Dog thief, I promised to start a new article in three months, but it turned out that it has been half a year! ! ! 】

[Editor Sky: Don't pretend you're not online, I know you're looking at your phone, you have the ability to play with it, you have the ability to squeak! 】

……

Chang Kong is Yu Shen's editor, and he signed him from the beginning of his writing. He wrote a total of three online novels, but all three became popular, and then Chang Kong treated him like a cash cow in his life. After finishing, I would urge him to write a new book every now and then.

But these were all rejected by Yu Shen on the grounds that he had no inspiration and wanted to take a three-month break. This break, only half a year passed.

He is the most profitable contracted author under Chang Kong, and his absence for half a year made Chang Kong a little worried, so he has been urging Yu Shen's new book setting every two days in the past three days.

Yu Shen pretended to take a deep sip of coffee, and then his mouth was burned...

The hot coffee seemed to be dissatisfied with his unhurried attitude. He sighed and replied:

[Fish in the bathtub: squeak——]

[Editor Sky: Do you still dare to speak? !What do you think about the new book I mentioned? 】

[Fish in the bathtub: A novel like this requires careful consideration before starting it. If I start writing straight away without an outline, I’ll be too sorry for the expectations you and the readers place on me. 】

Look, how sincere he is, how much he considers the editor and readers.

[Editor Zhang Kong: I believe you a ghost, didn't you start writing the first three books immediately?What are you pretending to think about now?Still thinking about the readers and me, isn't it just an excuse for your laziness? →_→]

【Fish in the bathtub:...】

People are tough, big brother...

Yu Shen's three popular novels were indeed his first hits, and he started reading them without even thinking about the setting.However, without an outline, he wrote very smoothly, with a coherent plot and no loopholes in the logic. It was done in one go. In Chang Kong's words, this is a talented writer who makes people jealous.

Regarding this, Yu Shen can only say that when the inspiration comes, everything can be written smoothly.However, this fourth book has no inspiration for life and death. Even if he has a flash of thought, he can't get motivated to write, so he over-rests when he takes a break.

Seeing that Yu Shen was silent again, Chang Kong continued to send messages:

[Editor Sky: Midnight Yizhuxiang has almost finished a book in the past six months, and his new book will soon replace your "Sword Seizing Kyushu" as the bestseller, are you not in a hurry? 】

Yu Shen wasn't in a hurry at first, but his editor really knew him, so he specifically pointed out the things he cared about.

Yizhuxiang in the middle of the night is his deadly enemy. When he first wrote the novel, the other party was already a little god with a lot of fans. His first book collided with the popular setting of the serialized novel of the other party. The little god Seeing that he was just a newcomer, he instigated fans to stir up enthusiasm.

He just wrote the article and didn't have any fans, so his first novel "The Last Martial Emperor" almost died. Later, he made a color palette to prove that he didn't plagiarize, but the book review area is still trapped in the insults and personal attacks of the opponent's book fans. He gritted his teeth and survived that period of time. Later, with three books, he became a god in one fell swoop, and he squeezed out the other party to become the number one bestseller for three consecutive years.

He hasn't published a new book for half a year. Although the income from the three completed works can continue to support his living expenses, it is not his style to sit and eat, so Yu Shen does plan to open a new book soon.

He replied to Changkong, "I want to set the new book today", and turned on the computer.

The word page is blank...

The young man held his breath and began to think.

Interstellar, fairy tale, fantasy, doomsday, sci-fi, urban... Well, there are thousands of settings, but he just has no inspiration.

Staring at the computer for a long time, Yu Shen didn't type a word, he sighed slowly, rubbed his forehead, and then continued to think.

1000 years later... (piannide)

"Oh, please spare my poor hairline." Yu Shen resolutely turned off the word, refusing to do this kind of mass self-mutilation that killed hundreds of millions of brain cells.

Yu Shen searched his own articles on Weibo. When he had nothing to do, he would read the comments of online book fans. Although he would also see the comments of black fans, he generally ignored them.

[Chi Guang does not cry, Ma Ma loves you: When will the old thief of the tank fish come out with a new book, ah, ah, I haven't had a bite of spiritual food for half a year, so uncomfortable]

[Angrily beat the head of the tank fish and dog: I have been reading the fanfiction of "Sword Seizes Kyushu" recently. The ending of Xue Zhuo in "Sword Seizes Kyushu" made me cry to death. I can only read some fanfiction to comfort myself]

[Xue Zhuo, my heart: Sister, join us to protect the villain alliance, let us pamper the villain of the old thief of the tank fish! 】

Yu Shen's pen name is "Fish in the Bathtub". Fans will affectionately (fen) and affectionately (hen) call him "Boat Fish Old Thief". In the imagination of book fans, Yu Shen is a middle-aged man over thirty Uncle bald, it’s not that Yu Shen’s writing is obscene, but his writing is too sophisticated, he doesn’t look like a rookie in his early twenties, and someone once claimed that “Fish in the bathtub” must be the trumpet of some great master , In the end, I didn't find a great author with a similar writing style, so the matter was left alone.

One reason is that Yu Shen's novels are so good, and another very important reason is that each of his novels has a particularly attractive villain. This type of villain will appear in all novels, and readers should be used to it, but Yu Shen's writing style can control his setting, and each of his villains is like the finishing touch, which has become an important reason for the popularity of each of his books.

In summary, the villains in his novels attract more fans than the protagonists.

However, the villains in each of his novels die miserably, and the misery is so miserable that people can't stop, making readers cry and scold "I killed the tank fish old thief" while unable to control their paws and continue to pay for the book.

Over time, book fans formed an organization of their own: the villain party.They only fan the villains, and have nothing to do with the protagonist party and the author party, and they are irreconcilable.

That's right, even the author's own father who created the three villains is also angry in front of them.

The villain party is further divided into three factions: Chi Guang Party, Your Majesty Party, and Xue Zhuo Party. The fans of these three factions are Yan Chi, the villain of Yu Shen's three novels "The Last Martial Emperor", "Rebellion", and "Sword Seizing Kyushu". Guang, Huo Junqi, Xue Zhuo.

The fans of the three families also often fight within the organization. In addition to comparing their abilities, they also have a worse name than anyone else. This makes Yu Shen, the author, dumbfounded when he finds out.

As for who is the worst, although Yu Shen, the author, has the most right to speak, he doesn't even dare to force him in a low voice, for fear of being sent a knife by the three villain fans.

So, the author who is worse than the character can't afford to be hurt...

In addition to these demonized villain fans, Yu Shen also has a lot of black fans. After all, Sanben became a god, and the road is too easy, and some people can't understand it, so there will always be some fans in his book review area who are worse than true fans. A black fan who checks in frequently.A daily insult, "I killed the old thief of tank fish" is a true fan. It is natural to know how ugly the black fan's remarks are, as if the author himself has some great hatred for him.

Yu Shen had a big heart, if he really cared so much about negative comments, he would have been disheartened and depressed when he first wrote the article and got hit.

[When will the tank fish start a new article: Daily Ait tank fish old thief, when will I start a new article and when will I change my name to @润里养鱼]

[No return at night: I haven’t opened a new book for half a year while raising fish in the bathtub. Don’t think about it, I’m sure I won’t be able to write anything]

[Third Concubine of Guanyu: All three of my fish books are masterpieces, and the next one will definitely be better. It doesn't matter if he took a little longer to prepare, I'll wait as long as I want! 】

Seeing that the fans were still waiting for him to start a new article, Yu Shen felt overwhelmed, so he decided to think about the setting of the new article in the past few days. The half-year window period is indeed quite long.

Staying at home and meditating hard will not be favored by the god of inspiration, so Yu Shen decided to go out for a walk, um, and have lunch by the way.

There is a university town near Yu Shen’s home. There are quite a lot of restaurants in this area. Yu Shen went to a wonton shop he often goes to. The wontons in it are very famous. One wonton and one shrimp are delicious. Many students love to come here. Eat here.

Fortunately, there were not many people at the time when Yu Shen came, so he directly ordered a wonton and sat there to eat.

There are several tables in the store where students from the nearby university town are sitting. Yu Shen has attracted a lot of attention since he entered the store. After all, Yu Shen has a good appearance, and he will always be accosted by different people when he comes out, both men and women.

The three girls on a nearby table whispered there for a while, looking at Yu Shen from time to time, and finally one girl stood up hesitantly, and then walked towards Yu Shen with her mobile phone, her cheeks were reddish, bold Said: "Little brother, can I add your WeChat?"

Yu Shen raised his eyes, a pair of clear peach blossom eyes raised slightly, he looked at the girl fixedly, then pointed to his mouth and ears, and waved his hands again.

The girl suddenly realized that she blushed and waved her hands in embarrassment, indicating that she was fine, and then returned to the little sister as if fleeing.

When the little sister asked, she explained with regret: "The little brother is a deaf-mute."

Her little sister looked at Yu Shen's back in surprise, and said regretfully, "It's such a pity for such a handsome little brother."

Another girl held her face in her hands and said nympho: "My little brother is good-looking, and there is nothing wrong with being disabled. Isn't beauty and beauty popular now?"

"Forget it. Mei Qiang's miserable stay in the novel is interesting. It's inconvenient to communicate in real life, and it's even more inconvenient to fall in love. Alas, it's a pity."

And the party they were discussing, a beautiful and strong "deaf-mute" after eating wontons, picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth contentedly, then got up and left.

As soon as he reached the door, a boy who walked in accidentally bumped into his shoulder. The boy hurriedly apologized. Yu Shen was in a good mood, smiled and replied that he was fine, and left with long legs.

When the girls at the table near the door just now heard Yu Shen say that he was fine, their eyes widened and their faces were stunned.

What about the deaf-mute? ? ?

Fuck, this little brother has deep tricks!

When Yu Shen returned to his community, he bought some fruits by the way. When he passed the trash can in the community, he suddenly heard something behind the trash can. He stopped and listened carefully, only to hear a small, thin mew.

Yu Shen was stunned for a moment, then walked over, and found a shoe box with three little milk cats curled up in it. They looked less than a month old and couldn't even open their eyes. Tender, with gray and white hair all over the body, neither long nor short, one can tell at a glance that it is not a kitten of a rare breed, otherwise it would not be thrown away.

The three kittens must be hungry, so they kept making small and soft meows. Yu Shen looked at the three dirty but very cute kittens, and his heart almost melted. He carefully picked up the shoe box and used He gently rubbed the head of a kitten with his fingertips, and said solemnly: "Little poor boy, I will be your father from now on, and I will treat you like little princesses."

Huo Junqi, the most tyrannical emperor in the interstellar empire, when he was attacked by rebellious pariahs and traitors, he chose to activate the destruction device of the entire emperor star. However, after his death, he did not enter Yama Hell. Qing Jun, however, was a young man dressed in a weird way, looking down at him.

Before he had time to think about why the other party looked so huge, the other party hugged a space capsule he was in with a look of pity.His Majesty was stunned. He turned his head and saw that the head of a giant white-haired beast was next to him, but the young man touched his head and said that he would pamper himself like a little princess! ? ? ?

Is Huo Junqi unable to hold a knife or hold a gun?

How dare this troublemaker humiliate him?

court death!

No matter how fierce the tone was, the sound turned into a soft meow.

From Yu Shen's point of view, a kitten slowly opened its eyes. The glass-colored cat pupils were round and cute, and the tips of its ears with a circle of gray-black fluff trembled, and then it meowed viciously at him.

Newly promoted excrement shoveler Yu Shen: Ah, I'm dead, what kind of cute little fairy is this? !