The villains are dressed as my cats

Yu Shen received the courier notice early in the morning. As soon as he got the mail, the editor called: "Dear, have you received the contract?"

Yu Shen's scalp was numb from the tone of the Taobao customer service, and he replied: "Be normal, I'm a little scared when you're like this."

Chang Kong: "..." It's still the familiar Yu Dangdang.

Yu Shen flipped through the mail in his hand, and after confirming the sender, he said, "The contract has just arrived. I'll go back and sign it before mailing it to you."

Changkong responded, and then notified Yu Shen of two things.

The first thing is the author’s conference in a few days. If Yu Shen is still interested, he can go to attend directly. The second thing is to follow the author’s Weibo and forward the adaptation notice after signing the contract and waiting for the official Weibo to be established.

Yu Shen still didn't have any idea about the author's conference, so he agreed to the second matter.

After signing the contract, Yu Shen concentrated on his cat raising business.

It just so happened that the editor didn't urge him to start a new article because of the film and television adaptation, so Tian Yushen was very happy these days, and he didn't have to think about new pitfalls or code words. He was immersed in the joy of sucking cats all day and couldn't extricate himself. It's over.

Happy days always pass by so quickly, if Changkong hadn't called him to say that his matter was a trending topic at the writer's conference in the middle of the night, Yu Shen would really have forgotten about the author's conference.

It turned out that at the author conference held by Qingzhi Literature City yesterday, Yizhuxiang's first appearance in a public place in the middle of the night caused quite a stir in the Internet literature circle.It seems that among a bunch of authors who are almost entering middle age, his fair appearance is very eye-catching, which makes the female readers who went to the author conference to turn fans, and after returning, they everywhere Amway this color A master of online literature who is as worthy as he is literary.

It can be said that the entire author's conference made Midnight Yizhuxiang successfully debut with the C position of appearance.

And this book has nothing to do with Yu Shen, but at the meeting in the middle of the night, a stick of incense kept connoting that a certain author was exhausted, unable to write anything and dare not come, and said that the reason why some people dare not come to the author conference is because they are fat and ugly , for fear that readers would fall off the altar, although they did not specify which author it was, but anyone who knew the origin of the two authors knew that Yizhuxiang was dissing his deadly enemy in the middle of the night, raising fish in the bathtub.

Now Yu Shen's fans are not happy, and then tear up the midnight stick of incense on Weibo, and there are many people who support the midnight stick of incense, and there is a large wave of Yu Shen's black fans fishing in troubled waters. The entry of 一禹香热鱼养鱼# quickly became a trending search.

Putting the two pseudonyms together, people who didn't know thought he was going to make an official announcement.

Yu Shen opened Weibo with the mentality of joining in the fun, and when he saw it, he couldn't help but let out a sigh.

The gunpowder smoke billowed and the artillery fire raged. It seemed that the battle was very intense.

[Ganyu's decree lines: Some of the ambiguous comparisons are really interesting. Envious of my old thief who became a god, he cueed him crazy. He looks so aggressive and thinks that he is Lin Yuzhou in the literary circle, and he can debut in C? 】

[Yanzhou girl has candy to eat: don't cue my fish porridge, it's not too handsome to burn a stick of incense in the middle of the night]

[My male god in the middle of the night: My brother is handsome, and he can debut at C position. Do you envy me or not? A certain family has become popular for three books, but it’s been half a year. What about the new book?I'm afraid I can't write anything, and it's a fact that I don't dare to come out ashamed [hee hee][hee hee]]

[I'm an old thief who kills tank fish: Allow me to open a mic in a fair way, everyone present is hot chicken]

[I have loved Zhuo Zhuo for 1 years: Although I hate the old thief of tank fish, he is also the stepdad of my family Zhuo Zhuo anyway, so I must say that even if he does not publish a new book for half a year, the first three books are enough to create miracles, not who wrote it. If you write a lot, you can create a classic [smile]]

[The old crook of the tank fish confuses the heart of the earth: cut, that kind of rubbish is still worthy of being called a classic, the protagonist is brainless, and the villain is all kinds of high-level abuse, this kind of author should confuse the heart of the earth, don't come out to harm the readers]

[Ye Ye Husband, I love you: Let's not let people talk about the obscene middle-aged uncle who is recognized as a dead fat man who raises fish in the bathtub?Besides, my family's Ye University didn't specify who it was, and some people took their own seats. Who's to blame? 】

[Little fairy who just wants to follow the article: Can some people stop bringing the entertainment circle to the Internet literature circle?My family Guan Yu never takes the initiative to provoke troubles, and always comes first to act as a demon on the night shift, and I am chasing articles, not celebrities, no matter how ugly Guan Yu is, he is still my male god! 】

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Yu Shen looked at these with enthusiasm, as if he was watching someone else's family's bullying, which had nothing to do with him.

He doesn't care about what is said on the Internet, whether he is stupid or ugly, anyway, he knows what he is like, and he is living a stable and comfortable life, so he can completely ignore it.

However, the fans watching Yizhuxiang in the middle of the night have been bragging that his family is extremely good-looking, like a god descending from the earth, who can rely on his face but not his talent, etc., which makes Yu Shen also a little curious, wanting to see how his deadly enemy is. How handsome.

As a result, I was a little disappointed.

I thought he was so handsome.

Yu Shen turned off Weibo in disappointment.

The reason why everyone can praise Midnight Yizhuxiang is probably because nine out of ten famous male authors are bald, and one is bald, let alone such a small god as Midnight Yizhuxiang.

Although Yizhuxiang in the middle of the night does not have the kind of appearance that can be compared to the little fresh meat in the entertainment industry, he looks very young and handsome among a group of bald middle-aged uncles whose bodies have been hollowed out by writing articles, and it is normal for him to debut in C position .

Changkong was still very angry when he called to talk about this matter, saying that if Yu Shen went, there would be no such thing as a stick of incense in the middle of the night. .

Yu Shen was amused in his heart, anyway, it's good to know what he looks like, there's no need to compete with others on the Internet, and it's not about choosing an oiran, who better to write a novel than?

If you have that time, you might as well pet your own kitten.

In the past few days, Yu Shen is still trying to wean the cubs. He no longer uses a bottle to feed goat milk, but uses a cat rice bowl. He smashes cat milk cakes into a small rice bowl, mixes some Nutritious cream and minced chicken breast, and then soaked in warm water for the cubs to eat.

This is a recipe Yu Shen found on the Internet that one-month-old kittens can eat, but the cubs don't seem to like it very much.

Of course the three kittens with human souls don't like it anymore.

That messy bowl of rice looks very unappetizing, even if Yu Shen repeatedly told them that the rice is very nutritious, they are determined not to eat it, and the kittens would rather continue to drink milk than eat it, which looks very sad hodgepodge.

Although Yan Chiguang has experienced the desperate situation of being able to eat anything in order to survive, he can eat it if he has to, but now he can choose other options.When choosing between sweet goat's milk and a hodgepodge of weird flavors, Yan Chiguang decisively chose goat's milk.

Xue Zhuo is very straightforward, and it seems difficult to swallow, no matter how clever he is, he will not embarrass himself.

Huo Junqi felt that this food was even more unpalatable than nutritional supplements, thinking that he used to eat delicacies from mountains and seas, how could he think that after becoming a cat, he would eat such a thing that the pariahs would not eat, it is absolutely impossible!

If Yu Shen knew what he was thinking, he would definitely refute him.

This is the most luxurious meal that kittens can eat. He also put diced vegetables, chicken breast, salmon, etc. in it. I didn't expect the kittens to be so disgusted.

Yu Shen remembered what the doctor said about changing food slowly, so he could only feed the kittens milk cakes soaked in goat milk first.

However, kittens are not very good at using rice bowls to eat. After eating, there is a ring of milk on their mouths, which is cute and funny.

Every time, Yu Shen secretly takes pictures of the cubs eating, and smoking cats every day is like taking drugs, and he is so happy that he can't extricate himself.

Huo Junqi is not used to eating with a rice bowl, every time he finished eating and put on a milk mustache, he would angrily yell at Yu Shen, as if angry that this troublesome man didn't feed him with his own hands.

Yu Shenhui couldn't help but smile and comfort him: "The cubs have grown up and have to learn to eat by themselves."

Although breastfeeding is also very happy, it is even happier to see the kittens eating and eating with little faces.

Comparing to the fuss about being smeared with goat's milk and then grinning furiously at Chao Yushen every time, Obedient and Huohuo are much smarter. They practiced hard several times, and from the beginning they kept their mouths in circles. The milk mustache is now clean and dust-free, which can be said to have made great progress.

After Huo Kitten washed his face with goat's milk again, Yu Shen took the towel and wiped the kitten's face dumbfounded. He said, "Forget it, after making trouble, let's use a feeding bottle."

Huo Junqi thought to himself that this troublemaker finally understood his hard work, and then he heard the man thinking he couldn't hear him saying to himself: "It shouldn't be, it's all born at the same time, making trouble for no reason is worse than being obedient." There are so many stupid people."

The kitten froze immediately. It broke away from Yu Shen's hand and rushed to its own small blue bowl filled with goat's milk.

He doesn't believe it anymore, his majestic emperor can't even compare to two cats? !

Soon, because of excessive force, the whole head of the kitten was directly sucked into the goat's milk, and the head was washed with milk.

The gods descended to the world to move coquettishly.

Yu Shen almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but for the sake of Zai Zai's face, he suppressed the uncontrollable smile on his lips, and hurried over to wipe Huo Nao Nao's head with a towel.

Yan Chiguang and Xue Zhuo on one side thought at the same time: This cat is so stupid, it is actually less like a cat than this person.