The villains are dressed as my cats

After three days of enduring the shackles around his neck, Yu Shen finally took off the Elizabeth collar, and the three kittens felt alive again. They jumped onto the sofa, without the mentally handicapped collar themselves The body is more flexible.

Yu Shen put the three collars in the TV cabinet, and then went to the kitchen to cook cat food for the cubs. After they disappeared, Kitty Xue jumped off the sofa and walked to the TV cabinet.

Either way, he didn't want to wear that thing that smothered cats again.

Xue Zhuo pulled the handle of the TV cabinet with his cat's claws, but he overestimated his own strength. There was a magnetic strip on the door of the cabinet, so people didn't need to use much force to pull it open, but it was difficult for a kitten.Xue Zhuo didn't open it for a long time. He looked back at the other two cats who were on the sofa watching him pick the cabinet door, and barked at them.

What are you looking at, hurry up and help!

Although Huo Junqi and Yan Chiguang didn't understand cat language, they guessed the cat's meaning almost immediately.

They jumped off the sofa in a hurry, each stretched out their claws, and together they pulled on the handle of the cabinet door.

The three cats work together, their sharpness cuts through gold, and the door of the cabinet finally opens.

Xue Zhuo took out the three collars that were placed inside. The three cats looked at each other, and at the same time picked up their mentally handicapped collars, and quickly found a place to hide them.

Xue Zhuo dragged it directly under the sofa with the collar in his mouth. It was the most hidden place he found so far, and it was very suitable for hiding things.

Huo Junqi and Yan Chiguang looked around, not knowing where they could hide this ugly thing. Seeing what Xue Xiaomao did, they were inspired, and they all followed suit, dragging the collar under the sofa.

Dragging the collar was not easy. When the three kittens were dragged under the sofa, they were almost paralyzed from exhaustion.

Xue Zhuo thought for a while, then ran back to the TV cabinet, pushed the door of the cabinet with his head, trying to close the door.

However, he overestimated the strength needed to close the cabinet door. It only took a little force, and the cabinet door snapped shut.The voice was a bit loud, which confused Xue Zhuo for a moment.

Yu Shen heard the sound in the kitchen, thought he had fallen over, and hurried out to have a look, but there was nothing unusual, Nao Nao and Huo Huo were still lying on the sofa, obediently drinking water from the cat water dispenser next to the TV cabinet.

After Yu Shen saw that there was nothing unusual, he stepped on his slippers and went back to the kitchen to continue studying cat food.

The kitten drinking water next to the TV cabinet trembled at the tips of its ears, quietly glanced in the direction of the kitchen, and finally let go of its hanging heart.

And when Kitty Xue returned to the sofa, Huo Junqi and Yan Chiguang looked at this seemingly unusually smart kitten at the same time.

They thought to themselves, are cats in this world so smart?

It's fine if you know how to hide things, but you also know how to close the cabinet door to cover up the traces of a crime, isn't it fine?

The emperor and lord of the empire would never admit that he was not as smart as a cat just now.

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Yu Shen was learning how to cook cat food these days. He found that the kittens had lost their appetite. He asked the doctor. The doctor was surprised that he hadn't succeeded in changing the food. He said that the kittens need nutrition now, and goat milk alone is not enough to provide nutrition. And the body needs it.

Yu Shen didn't want to just feed the goat's milk, but the cat meal he prepared was refused by the cubs, so in the end he had to make milk cake with goat's milk to make do with it.

The doctor suggested that you can buy some cat snacks and try to see if the kitten doesn't like to eat or the cat food he made.

Yu Shen bought a small meat strip snack that kittens could eat, but the cubs devoured it hungrily, as if they had never seen meat in eight lifetimes, and they ate very deliciously.

Yu Shen: "..."

It's just a mouthful, it's because he doesn't like the cat food he cooks.

But he learned about cat food on the Internet, other people's kittens eat it with gusto, why do his cubs hate it so much? ==

So Yu Shen learned the advanced deluxe version of cat rice online again, and he wanted to impress his cubs with his culinary skills!

Yu Shen seldom cooks by himself, but the kitchen utensils are complete. He went out before and bought a lot of ingredients that kittens can eat, and also bought several bags of freeze-dried dried fish and small meat strips.

The first cat meal he decided to make was the goat milk custard he learned from the Internet. There was still a lot of goat milk powder before, so it was the perfect ingredient for goat milk custard.

The method of goat milk custard is very simple. Take egg yolk, milk powder and water, stir well, then boil the water and steam it in a pot. After cooling down, it is said that the cat next door is crying.

Yu Shen followed the steps in the video, let it cool after it was done, and then brought in the rice bowls of the cubs, put a piece of custard in each bowl, squeezed some nutrient cream, and put a small dried fish next to it for cooking snack.

Perfect and luxurious!

Cubs will love him as a shit shovel officer!

"Cubs, it's time to eat!"

Yu Shen brought out the rice bowls one by one, and the little masters jumped off the sofa unhurriedly after hearing the meal.Having said that, Yu Shen discovered that since he bought the double-storey cat villa, the cubs seem to prefer to sleep on the sofa.

There are three sofas, one cat occupies one, and they do not invade each other's territory and sleep without interfering with each other.

It's okay, even if the cubs want to sleep on his bed, he can immediately let them out to play on the floor, who makes the cubs his heart.

Huo Junqi was very worried that it was goat's milk foamed milk cake again, he decided that if he ate it again, he would overturn the rice bowl immediately, and let this troublemaker know his anger and anger!

he!King of the mighty empire!She even drank milk for half a month! ! !

Can't stand it!

He really misses the big fish and meat in the past. If there is no meat, it’s better to give some oil and water. He used to drink nutrient supplements for two months without being so difficult...

Huo Junqi missed the jerky that Yu Shen fed them yesterday, but Yu Shen only gave one, saying that their stomachs are still very fragile and they can't eat more.

Huo Junqi thought about what happened when he hid his collar just now, and he felt that if this unscrupulous man didn't give him meat again, he would steal jerky!

Regardless of his weak stomach, if he doesn't eat meat, he might as well be blown to death on the Emperor Star. When did Huo Junqi suffer this kind of grievance?

When Yu Shen's cat meal was displayed, Huo Junqi's eyes lit up.

It's fish!

Fuck, I can finally eat meat!

His Majesty was overjoyed, and excitedly uttered a dirty word directly in his heart.

And Yan Chiguang is equally happy. Although Yan Chiguang is not as disgusting as Huo Junqi who does not want to drink milk, but he has been thinking about the dried fish that the kitten ate in the previous video. After thinking about it for a long time, he will soon It became a heart disease, thinking about when I would be able to eat that crunchy little dried fish with a bite.

Unexpectedly, his wish was suddenly fulfilled, Yan Chiguang's eyes felt a little hot, and his heart swelled a little. When he looked at Yu Shen again, he felt much better.

If the degree of favorability can be materialized, then a "+0.01" will definitely suddenly appear in the "+0.1" and "-10" that have been floating in Yan Chiguang's head.

This is a qualitative leap!Victory for the revolution!A great blessing for the shit shoveler!

Yu Shen didn't know, he knelt down and looked at the kittens expectantly, waiting for them to gobble up the upgraded version of the cat meal he made with his own hands and then gobble it up with endless aftertaste!

However, the kittens sniffed the smell of the goat milk custard, and decisively picked up the dried fish and ate it...

Yu Shen: ...?

Wait, why is this so different from what he imagined?

Cubs don't like goat milk custard? ? ?

Seeing the cubs gobble up the dried fish without even looking at the goat milk custard, Yu Shen fell silent.

"Well, babies, try this, it's delicious..."

Darling, show me some face...

The three kittens looked up at him, and then licked off the nutrient cream on the custard...

Talk about it.

It seems that I really don't like to eat.

Seeing Yu Shen's disappointed look, Xue Zhuo probably guessed that the food was made by the other party himself. He was stunned for a while, and then remembered something.

He also ate the food made by the master himself, but that time it was under Xue Mu's favor.

When Xue Mu first entered the sect, it happened to be his tenth birthday. He was doted on by the Xue family since he was a child, and receiving gifts on his birthday was a matter of course.That day, the junior brother got up early in the morning for the first time, and when he saw him and the master, his eyes were shining, and then he stretched out his hand.

Neither the master nor he knew what Xue Mu meant by reaching out his hand suddenly, so Shen Congmo asked lightly, "Xue Mu, what do you mean by reaching out?"

The child didn't expect that they didn't know his birthday today, and his mood suddenly fell down. He lowered his head and said sullenly: "Master, brother, today is my birthday, and you don't give me gifts..."

The little son of the Xue family who has been loved by thousands of people did not receive the gift, so he was naturally unhappy. He had just entered the sect, and he hadn't learned how to respect teachers and elders. Head ran back to the room.

For a moment the wind seemed to calm down, and Shen Congmo stood there for a while, motionless.

Xue Zhuo pursed his lips, and hurriedly bowed and said, "Master, junior brother is still young, so it is inevitable that he will be a bit willful. Please forgive me, Master."

Shen Congmo's brows and eyes are cold, and his clothes are flowing. When he is silent, he has a kind of loneliness that cannot be tolerated in the world. When his eyes are slightly lowered, he is not angry and majestic. Also in awe.

He was worried that his junior brother would be punished as soon as he arrived, so he hurriedly spoke up for his junior brother.

After a long while, his master spoke slowly: "...Xue Zhuo, what do you usually get for your birthday?"

Xue Zhuo raised his head in shock, and saw that his always indifferent master showed a little confusion.

Xue Zhuo was a little confused for a while, so he replied in a daze, "Longevity noodles."

Although he couldn't remember clearly what happened before joining the sect, he knew that if he could eat longevity noodles made by his relatives and elders on his birthday, he would be safe and healthy for the next year, and everything went well.

But he hasn't eaten longevity noodles for a long time, and he has never had a birthday in the two years he has been in the sect.

After answering, Xue Zhuo suddenly remembered that the master is a fairy, so there is no reason to cook the fire himself, he quickly lowered his head, and added: "You don't need longevity noodles, as long as you can express your blessing, anything can be used as a birthday gift .”

Xue Zhuo never felt that the master would enter the dining hall. Since he entered the sect, he has never seen a place for meals. The daily hunger is solved by Bigu Dan, and the master does not allow him to go out of the Jade Xuan Feng, he couldn't even see Biefeng's elder uncle and his brothers, so he never had decent food in the past two years.

It was only when Xue Mu shared a piece of the pastries that Xue Mu brought with him when he first entered the sect that he tasted a mouthful of human delicacy.

He felt that his younger brother was very capricious and bold, and he never thought of taking the initiative to ask for anything from the master, because he was afraid, afraid that if he asked for too much, the master would not want him.

But when Xue Zhuo saw that Master actually made longevity noodles for Xue Mu himself, he couldn't help being jealous.

He couldn't tell what it was like in his heart, it was as if he had swallowed a lot of snake gall, and his stomach was overwhelmed, and when he wanted to vomit it, he couldn't vomit it out, it was so painful, and his mouth was still so bitter...

His master saw him standing at the door and called out: "Xue Zhuo, come here and bring this bowl of longevity noodles to your junior brother."

Xue Zhuo tried his best to calm his breathing, but his hands still trembled a little. He squeezed out a smile and said respectfully, "Yes, Master."

When the jade bowl was handed over, Xue Zhuo found that Shizun's white clothes were stained with blood, and he hurriedly asked: "Master, are you injured?"

The cold fairy in white raised his hand. His bare hands were long and slender, and his skin was as creamy. He said lightly, "It's okay. I was not very proficient in using a knife before. The wound on my hand has been healed."

I hurt my hand making longevity noodles for Xue Mu...

Xue Zhuo really didn't know what expression he should use now, he just lowered his head, and slowly walked towards Xue Mu's room with the bowl of Changshou noodles, which looked ordinary but seemed like a delicacy to him.

Xue Mu deliberately didn't open the door when he heard him knock, Xue Zhuo knew that no one remembered his birthday before he was still angry, so he said with a cold face: "Xue Mu, Master asked me to bring you a bowl of longevity noodles. "

Only then did Xue Mu open the door, he pouted and let Xue Zhuan in.

Xue Zhuo put the longevity noodles on the table, stared at the bowl of noodles for a long time, closed his eyes with difficulty, and said, "Junior brother, I wish you a happy birthday, safe and smooth."

"Thank you, brother!" The child was very happy to receive the blessing. He picked up the bamboo chopsticks, picked out a root of noodles and ate them in his mouth. Just when Xue Zhuo was about to leave, he suddenly spat out the food in his mouth. On the noodles, a small face like a fairy boy was wrinkled into a ball, it was incredible: "Brother, this noodles are too salty!"

Xue Zhuo took a deep breath. He was about to say that the master made this noodle, but the child obviously didn't want to eat it anymore. He said with disgust: "Brother, take it away, it's too bad!"

After being silent for a long time, Xue Zhuo didn't want to explain anything to Xue Mu, and went back to the master's house with his face silently.

He was in a complicated mood. He lowered his head and held the jade bowl tightly with both hands. The warmth of the longevity noodles passed through the jade bowl to his palm. The heat was so dense that his throat moved, and he could only lower his eyes and knock on Master The door of the house.

When the master opened the door and saw that the face in his hand was still hot, he froze in place.

Xue Zhuo hurriedly explained: "Master, I gave it to my junior brother, but..." It was really hard for him to say it later.

As soon as he finished speaking, he seemed to see a trace of disappointment on Master's face, and when he looked seriously, he was still indifferent.

Shen Congmo said calmly: "The taste may be bad, so let's pour it..."

Words without a trace of warmth, like a piece of ice.

Xue Zhuo quickly raised his head and said anxiously: "Master, can you let me eat?"

Shen Congmo was surprised. He looked at Xue Zhuo puzzledly. Xue Zhuo felt uneasy and his handsome face flushed red. He bit the bullet and pleaded cautiously: "Master's noodles look good. Eat, I really want to eat..."

After a while, Shen Congmo hummed in a very low voice. Just when Xue Zhuo was full of joy, his independent master who seemed to be unable to enter his eyes suddenly said: "I'm sorry, Xue Zhuo..."

Xue Zhuo was shocked in place suddenly, he could hardly believe his ears.

What did his master just say?

The picturesque, handsome and cold fairy said again: "Xue Zhuo, I will also make longevity noodles for you on your birthday..."

Later, every time Xue Zhuo thought about that day, his heart felt like it was soaked in honey. Even after experiencing all kinds of pain, as long as he recalled this day, there was still a little bit of sweetness in his heart, and he was so happy.

That day, Xue Zhuo could only regretfully tell Shizun that he forgot the date of his birthday, so that Shizun didn't have to make longevity noodles anymore.

In fact, how can I forget, there is a safety lock around his neck, and his name and birthday are engraved on it, he just doesn't want his master to hurt his hand when cooking...

His thoughts gradually returned to reality, Xue Zhuo looked at the faint disappointment on Yu Shen's face, he lowered his head, sniffed the goat's milk custard, and took a bite.

The taste is okay, it's tasteless but not too hard to swallow.

Xue Zhuo ate up the custard under Yu Shen's surprised gaze.