It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

When Wo Xiu drove smoothly into the open gate of the mansion's outer courtyard and continued to drive in the direction of the main house, he performed a big transformation in the passenger seat.

A storage space at the bottom of the front console was opened in response to a gesture command, and there was a neat stack of simple clothes in it. Then, Wo Xiu showed his skills in the limited space of the passenger seat, and he didn't even unfasten his seat belt. With a few twists and turns with his superb physical fitness, the clothes were put on miraculously and efficiently in the blink of an eye, and his whole person also changed from "indecent" to "no hindrance to the city appearance".

This is already the second week of his "free ride" home from Yahuiquan.

After that day, the two of them went home together and it became a kind of tacit daily routine. Every day when it was time to get off work, Wo Xiu made excuses to slip away first, creating "Commander Wo Xiu has finished his work for the day and left the Joint Office" Immediately afterwards, Li Dandan appeared from a corner, giving people the illusion that "General Ya actually took the cat to work today, but the cat showed its usual elusiveness, so that everyone could not detect it".

He quietly completed a human-to-cat conversion, and then wandered to the office of General Ya, who always got off work a little later than Commander Woxiu, and rubbed against the general who "worked hard overtime".

Yahuiquan waited until Woxiu, as long as there was no accident, he would lick the cat openly, while finishing the work at hand quickly, and then bid farewell to the office under the "watching" of the little tiger, turning into a furry waiting with love A slack man who won't be a workaholic in the future, took Li Dandan to the vehicle stop and drove home with Wo Xiu.

It is reported that because Commander Wo Xiu leaves three to ten minutes to one or two hours earlier than General Ya every day, even though Commander Wo Xiu also goes to work on time and never arrives late or leaves early, General Ya works more "overtime" every day. "In contrast, it seems that Commander Wo Xiu seems to be quite unprofessional. He is a vacation maniac who disappears as soon as he leaves work hours. This is in stark contrast to General Ya, who is known as a workaholic.

When Wo Xiu was wandering around as Li Dandan, he also heard such "arrangements"——

A small document clerk from the special forces met the docking officer of Glorious Wings in the public hall. They all had file books floating on their personal terminals, and they looked at each other and greeted each other politely.

The clerk of the special forces saw the direction in which the Wing of Glory docketer came, and looked envious: "Is your officer still working in the department at this time?"

The Glory Wings operator who had just delivered a stack of documents for approval said, "Yes."

"That's great." The little clerk of the special forces was even more envious, "Someone delayed for a while in the pre-prologue, and I arrived at the boss's office 4 minutes late-only 4 minutes! He didn't even have a hair on his face. , I went to the vehicle stop and turned around, trying to stop, but his special car drove away at the stop!"

After hearing this, the Wings of Glory sympathized with the receiver, and by the way expressed shock at Commander Wo Xiu's ability to run without a trace in just 4 minutes.

The little clerk of the special forces sighed with melancholy: "Oh, your chief is really hardworking, and our boss can do the same."

Wo Xiu who was listening: "..."

Unknowingly, a hat of "hard work is not as good as others" was added, and Li Dandan's whole little tiger was entrenched in a corner of the high place, using his genetic talent to hide his body, almost blending with the shadows.

He reflected on his behavior of running away every day, and after careful consideration, he felt that he had approved the urgent documents every day, completed the daily tasks during the working hours, and led the team in daily and weekly training. There are no mistakes in one item-then why don't people get off work on time and take vacations!

Wo Xiu reflected on it in a unique way, and the more he reflected, the more he felt that he was quite reasonable.

When others reflect on themselves, they are deeply annoyed with themselves and determined to improve.

After he reflected on it, it was terrible, and he would be more confident when he got off work!

Ya Huiquan used to work overtime when he had nothing to do. He had finished the work at hand and had no overtime. He took the initiative to accept the next stage of tasks and worked ahead of time. It can be said that he took the initiative to create opportunities and worked overtime.Now, General Ya thinks that he has become a "slack man". In fact, he is not as hardworking as before, and his enthusiasm for overtime work has plummeted. Fortunately, Wo Xiu is compared with him. Very hardworking, the hat of "hard work" is still very secure on his head.

Ya Huiquan doesn't care about this kind of small-scale dragging that happens with hard work. In this regard, he is surprisingly "stricter on self-discipline and more lenient than others". It has nothing to do with him whether he likes to work overtime or not. He never thinks that Wo Xiu is not diligent. On the contrary, he appreciates the efficiency of this person's work. He hopes that Wo Xiu can open a class for those who love to procrastinate in the process. Take an efficiency lesson in the tortoise department.

He only expressed concern about Wo Xiu's skill of "changing clothes in the car".

"...What are you doing?" Ya Huiquan saw Wo Xiu changing clothes in the passenger seat for the first time, and his expression and tone couldn't hide his shock. He was numb in the driver's seat for a moment, almost thinking that Wo Xiu had taken the wrong medicine.

"Change your clothes and get ready to go in." Wo Xiu said, he also looked at Yahuiquan in surprise, "You can't just let me get out of the car, and then go in openly and then change clothes? Our family is only ten miles away, and in theory, no one can see you running naked in the courtyard, but if you really want to do this, it’s really embarrassing.”

Yahuiquan: "..."

Yahuiquan refreshed his understanding of Wo Xiu's thick skin, and was choked for five seconds: "Do you still know what 'sorry' is?"

People who really feel embarrassed, are able to come out and change clothes in the passenger seat?

He said: "Can't you just enter the door and think about changing after entering the house?"

"Hmm." Wo Xiu said, "But I want to enter the house with you in human form."

The thick-skinned little bastard obviously has no image burden, and it is easy to behave like a cat in his human state.

Although Yahuiquan has been getting along with this person frequently recently, he has already "upgraded his rank", so he won't be given goosebumps by a single modal particle.

But in general, he and Wo Xiu still belong to the category of "the height of the Tao is one foot, and the height of the devil is one foot".

Wo Xiu put on a soft tone and acted like a good boy. What he said inside and out showed that he thought that the two of them entered the door together, which was more ritualistic to go home, and they already needed to take care of this and that when they were away. Commander Wo Xiu was in General Ya's office. Staying here for a while will attract suspicion, only Li Dandan can stay with Yahuiquan outside in a fair manner.

Then we have all gone home and entered the safe harbor. Woxiu can’t enter the door with others. What a pity. Woxiu even commented on himself: "I have to hide and go in the door every day. I seem to be the kind you quietly brought home." A man who can't see the light."

"..." Ya Huiquan was speechless, he held back the particle, and somehow his defensive blood bar dropped a bit after being sold out, Wo Xiu followed closely and the last sentence "I can't see the light" also aroused his association In an instant, countless thoughts that were also less visible flashed through General Ya's mind.

Therefore, after all, he did not expressly prohibit Wo Xiu's "changing people and changing clothes in the car", he just parked the car at the main house door, and signaled Wo Xiu to open the door and leave, and don't touch him with some messy assumptions.

In this way, once he was born and the second time he was acquainted, his co-driver's seat would appear on the way home every day, "big changes to living people" and "technical dressing" scenes, General Ya gradually got used to it from the initial shock.

On this day, Wo Xiu changed his clothes as usual, and sat beside him with a human figure. The house could be seen close at hand from the visible window in front of him. Baili also turned on the lights from the hall to the porch. There is a bright light on the low ceiling.

Ya Huiquan glanced at the co-pilot quietly while Wo Xiu was changing his clothes, and looked away in a very gentlemanly manner.

Unexpectedly, Wo Xiu was very busy at that meeting, and the sweater pulled over half of his head was covered, and he even noticed this glance.

"General." Wo Xiu didn't bluntly say anything about peeking. He stretched his waist in the cramped space of the co-pilot, put his arms on the car window, and looked sideways at Yahuiquan, "I found you Very interesting."

Wo Xiu first said so with a smile.

General Ya looked at him with a stern face, and his subordinates slowed down the car at a constant speed, showing with his eyes that he disagreed with this comment.

Wo Xiu's ability to interpret Yahuiquan's expression is much better and more stable than Yahuiquan's ability to interpret Li Dandan's cat language. He raised a finger as if swearing: "I mean it, most of you Always be logical and rigorous in doing things, and will clearly consider the cause and effect of each step and the derivative factors, but sometimes, I mean sometimes, you will suddenly reveal a little 'missing', and your super brain will be in unexpected The machine jams somewhere, making you behave repeatedly.”

The more Ya Huiquan listened to it, the more he felt that this was not a good word, and he didn't hear what was interesting. He didn't like to think about the phrase "repetitive behavior" immediately, and asked in a very unreasonable way: "So? My omission Just let you have fun?"

Wo Xiu immediately stated that he had no intention of laughing at him, and his fingers continued to stand up, just in time for the occasion.

But he insisted that General Ya's "repetitive behavior" is an objective existence.

Wo Xiu also gave Yahuiquan a detailed list of reasons——

First of all, recently, at the celebration banquet, General Ya did not make any additional remarks to Commander Wo Xiu's "candidness", as if it was not worth mentioning in his eyes, and it was not surprising.

However, on the second night after the incident, General Ya ended up jamming his phone, and suddenly realized that something was wrong yesterday when he got home, so he walked around Woxiu for three hours.

Wo Xiu imitated Baili at that time, and said in his heart: "Wow."

Then when Wo Xiu thought that Ya Huiquan had adapted to his "transformation and changing clothes" again, he had transformed in front of this person more than once, switching back and forth between people and cats and people.Every time you switch back to the human vest, you will inevitably have to put on clothes again, and Yahuiquan has witnessed it with his own eyes most of the time.

As a result, just when Wo Xiu put the "Adapted" label on General Ya and transformed in the car with peace of mind, General Ya's super brain performed a program withdrawal, ending the longer stuck machine than before. The way of objection shows - it turns out that the other party is just a false adaptation!

Wo Xiu secretly turned himself into a furry tiger, and said in his heart, "Okay."

Today, General Ya has recently told Wo Xiu that the reason why he allowed Wo Xiu to act as a monster in the passenger seat was entirely because he didn't want to hear his nonsense and nonsense, and he was too lazy to be verbally abused by the little bastard. It seems that there is misery in itself.

For this purpose, Wo Xiu practiced his super fast changing skills, but he didn't make any progress-and then found a gentleman who thought he was secretly looking at him.

He said it was indecent and obstructed the appearance of the city, and sincerely suggested that the little bastard should not let himself go too much, and try to behave as civilized people as possible.

Mr. Gai Ya is proficient in duplicity, he not only sees it unfairly, but also sees the needles, and catches Wo Xiu to look at the moment when he is covered in clothes.

Who can not say that this gentleman is interesting?

Wo Xiu couldn't do it anyway, and he enthusiastically shared his findings with the parties involved.

There was also a jacket in the casual clothes that Wo Xiu put on, which was really inconvenient for him to wear while wearing a seat belt. He put it on his lap temporarily, and was going to put it on after getting out of the car.

He quickly paid the price for his vigorous "desire to share" - the coat was picked up by Ya Huiquan and thrown in his face.

When Wo Xiu took off his coat, Yahuiquan, who got out of the car first, had already walked to the porch.

The gentleman who performed live from embarrassment and anger walked like flying, and slammed the door in front of Woxiu, who was lagging behind.

Facing the tightly closed door panel, Wo Xiu: "..."

Ah oh, too much, he was forbidden to follow through the door.

In the night of late winter and early spring, Woxiu knocked on the door for 10 minutes without hesitation.

Yahuiquan Er opened the door 10 minutes later and took him in - not because of his sincerity, but because the two of them still had something to discuss tonight.

They finally had some clues about what caused the people in the dark to suddenly speed up their actions and act more recklessly, and they planned to re-examine the miniature model of the deep-sea ruins tonight.