It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

The hand was slightly bent in a relaxed state, the slender muscles and bones on the back of Yahuiquan's hand were clearly visible, and the thin skin covered the continuous hills on the back of the hand. Wo Xiu rubbed those hard joints one by one, starting from the skin covering them Feeling the temperature of the human body, I feel that Yahuiquan is like a human being.

These hands are undoubtedly good-looking. Under the almost morbid requirements of the Star Alliance for their image, they are meticulously taken care of by the medical cabin every day. From the clean and blunt nails to the hard-worn palms, they are impeccable. According to the judgment standards of people in ancient times, it is a pair of standard artist's hands, and it seems that they should hold paintbrushes, piano bows and other things.

However, the artist's hands will also develop calluses due to years of honing skills, and the joints will be deformed due to repeated practice. Ya Huiquan's hands are more like "artists' works", and the works that have been meticulously carved and polished are impeccable.

But for such a piece of work, its owner has nothing to do with art or the artist. Let this gentleman talk about art, and he can only think that you are mentally ill with a deadpan face.

He doesn't hold a paintbrush, doesn't play a bow, and doesn't put it in a glass cover for people to enjoy. They can control the most lethal interstellar weapons in this era, and they can set up an unbreakable offensive and defensive front for a large star area. Stirring the current complicated internal political situation of the Star Alliance, the body that has been continuously repaired into a beautiful appearance is covered with bones as hard as synthetic metal, revealing indestructible strength.

…But as long as their owners want to relax, these powerful hands can also be softened, and they can give their natural limited softness and warmth to whomever they can.

Wo Xiu held that hand, grasping Yahuiquan's jerky tenderness, just a kiss might not be enough, he tilted his head behind Yahuiquan's hand, and moved one side of his cheek posted it.

Ya Huiquan noticed that Wo Xiu narrowed the eye that was close to his cheek, and he said critically, "The cat is like a cat."

His eyes and body movements were much more frank, and the other empty hand raised up and rubbed Wo Xiu's head.

"I'll be in the interrogation room in 24 minutes." Wo Xiu said on the back of Ya Huiquan's hand, "According to your way of comforting and touching my head, I may be considered out of shape later."

General Ya has indeed always had a problem. When he touches people's heads, he also uses the way of touching cats. Usually, he covers the top of the head with his entire palm, and then he snores boldly from the forehead to the back of the head. When rubbing the head, he also moves around clockwise A lap or two.

This made Commander Wo Xiu's already "casual avenue" even worse, according to strict standards, his untidy appearance.

Yahuiquan's hands paused, and stopped in mid-air. He heard Wo Xiu and looked at Wo Xiu carefully for two seconds. Personally, he thinks that Wo Xiu's head rubbing hands and squinting eyes is actually acceptable, and the hair that has been rubbed so freely It fits very well with the opponent's usual laid-back temperament, and it is similar to Li Dandan who is at home pulling the cushions to bask in the sun... But it doesn't match the interrogation work that will be held later. style.

"What's none of my business?" General Ya finished scrutinizing it, without any reflection, "You were quite disheveled before, and you couldn't meet the standard without me."

It is not the first time Wo Xiu has seen Yahuiquan's unreasonable and strong, but this is the first time he knows that their general has the ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense, he couldn't hold back, "Pfft" With a laugh, his lips brushed the knuckles on the back of Yahuiquan's hand vaguely: "I was not like this before, am I?"

"You are." General Ya couldn't tell that he was talking nonsense at all. He curled his fingers and poked the barely soft area of ​​Wo Xiu's face with his knuckles, and said calmly, "You didn't look in the mirror."

Wo Xiu had a hunch, if he said he took the photo, he was really not like this just now, then according to General Ya's aggressiveness, the other party might make a joke from a different angle, saying that he didn't expect him to look slovenly, but he was actually pretty Pay attention to your image.

Wo Xiu really doesn't have the habit of looking in the mirror anytime and anywhere. He is a self-confident madman who always thinks that "I am handsome at any time". He doesn't need a mirror at all.

But just being forced to reason like this, Wo Xiu also has the competitive spirit of a big cat, and he is not happy. He tilted his head and looked at Yahuiquan for a while, then suddenly fixed his gaze, and only shortened the distance between the two without saying a word. Buyi looked at Yahuiquan's eyes.

"...What are you doing?" Ya Huiquan asked.

Wo Xiu said: "Look in the mirror - there is a very handsome me in your eyes, hey, you look so good at me."

Yahuiquan: "..."

There is a question similar to "attack the strongest shield with the sharpest spear, who can win", that is, the well-known mean mouth in the whole star, and the thickest skin in the whole star, who is better among them? The problem.

This problem seems to be unsolvable at present. The two masters have been fighting for many years, and there has never been a situation where the situation is one-sided.

Fortunately, they have a new way of coexistence. The meanest mouth is tired of poking the thickest skin, and finally gets impatient. Its owner pulls the other person over, clasps the back of the other's head with one hand, and sweeps the mouth with thin lips. Pass the opponent's face and "attack" in another form.

"Stay idle at inappropriate times." Ya Huiquan flipped his wrist, from letting Wo Xiu stick it to supporting Wo Xiu's face, "I'll leave a mark on your face and let you step in later. In the interrogation room, directly wake up the smart grooming mirror at the door, judge your personal image as unqualified, and ask the dignified Commander Woxiu to leave the serious occasion, and let your majesty be swept away."

"Then I'll immediately go to the Black All-Ship broadcast again, and sincerely invite everyone who hears the broadcast to guess which great gentleman made this seal." Wo Xiu didn't hesitate at all.

Hearing the "again" suddenly, Ya Huiquan didn't realize at the first time when Wo Xiu hacked the whole ship's radio. He was half a beat late to retrieve the long-standing memories from his mind, and then fell silent for a moment. , I deeply feel that the noisy music is comparable to some kind of genetic memory, as soon as a keyword is mentioned, it immediately rang in my mind.

Of course, he was joking when he said that he wanted to leave a mark on his face. From solemnly denying the messy hairstyle, saying that it was because Wo Xiu hadn’t looked in the mirror, Ya Huiquan was trying to ease the atmosphere in a strange way, and he could see Wo Xiu at a glance. The mood is not quite right, but he lacks the experience of "coaxing people". Even if he wants to say a soft word, he has to cut the beginning and the end. I feel that when those words that Wo Xiu can easily utter come to him, why do they seem to be It was extremely difficult to say, and he had to turn around in his heart for some words, and found that he might not only be soft, but also a little scary if he said it.

He was really not good at the set of comforting skills that ordinary people would use, so he had no choice but to return to his "old profession", bickering with Wo Xiu as usual, raising arguments with each other, and using this method to make people really feel better.

"There is still a quarter of an hour." Wo Xiu checked the time on his personal terminal.

This is the time period when the interrogator should have started preparing for the interrogation room.

Because Wo Xiu didn't look like he wanted to go out immediately, so Yahuiquan didn't move, he and Wo Xiu looked at each other.

Wo Xiu watched him intently.

"Come." General Ya, who was not good at conventional comforting skills, was suddenly blessed. He opened his arms and motioned for Wo Xiu to come over.

"Five minutes," he said, "to charge you."