It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

On the way back, Yahuiquan was not in a good mood, which was visible to the naked eye. After getting in the car, he changed the driving mode to automatic return, aimed at his own home, then leaned back in the seat silently, and turned his head towards the rapidly changing scenery outside the car window. , as if staring at these "landscapes" that are enough to make ordinary people faint.

Nowadays, unless the driving speed is deliberately adjusted and the vehicle enters the "sightseeing and slow driving" mode, otherwise, the vehicle speed at a normal speed is extremely fast, and the scenery outside the window can be pulled into a colorful phantom. It's like staring at an irregular kaleidoscope, which can make people feel dizzy at the slightest, and at the worst, immediately upset their stomachs, and they have to contribute all three meals.

But image changes at this rate are nothing to the well-trained Space Force.

Regardless of whether it is a mech or a starship, the spiritual field that the driver and commander need to connect with is a hundred times more complex than these images, and the mecha starship sails in the vast universe. Once the spiritual field of these space-level vehicles is spread out, people will After the docking of the machine is completed, the person in the main driving position will be integrated with the "sense" of the machine, as if he himself is floating in a 360-degree dark and empty environment, and the situation in six directions needs to be taken into account. , countless data codes will flow in front of your eyes, and operation commands with different colors and brightness will surround you.

Compared with the complex environment on mechas and battleships, a meaningless image change limited to a single side window, General Ya can really use it as a pastime to pass the time.

With these pictures that don't need to be interpreted, his thinking is still far away, and he has a very rare stunned.

It was Baili's fixed "welcome home" that called back his god.

"Welcome home, young master." Baili's voice sounded in the car, which meant that the car had already driven into the gate of the mansion.

Ya Huiquan, who was supporting the car window with one arm, was about to put his hand down.

He heard his electronic butler say again: "You are also welcome, Captain Lu."

Yahuiquan put his hands halfway, he stopped his movements, and turned his head to the back seat: "..."

"You took the initiative to signal me to follow before you went to the docking point." Lu Siming in the back seat saw the general's expression and knew that Yahuiquan had forgotten about it. He quickly explained to himself with a bitter face.

Yahuiquan really signaled his chief guard in this way. Lu Siming interpreted his order correctly. However, because the general himself was quite absent-minded at the time, he didn't remember the order at all, and he was on the way. I was stunned all the way, but I still relied on the electronic butler's reminder to come back to my senses.

There was a short fragment of Yahuiquan's thinking, which was indeed the case when I remembered it later.

His consistent style is "It's not my fault, I firmly deny it, and I can act as if it's my fault."

This gentleman was not ashamed of his short-term amnesia at all. After he realized it, he had no choice but to nod to the guard in his spare time and let people get off the car.

Lu Siming was supposed to be the driver for his own general, but the general forgot that he was there before, and sat in the driver's seat by himself. Before the door closed, Lu's personal guard had no choice but to adopt the principle of the closest, and got into the back seat. Then I noticed the low air pressure of the general, and I was conscious of the cosplay background all the way, as if he was born to be produced with the rear seats.

He got out of the car in two or three steps, and ran to the front row to open the door for Ya Huiquan.

"General." Lu Siming said as he followed Yahuiquan to the main house's foyer, he hesitated to speak.

Ya Huiquan glanced at him.

The head of the personal guard swallowed back the words that were already on the verge of his mouth, such as "you don't have to mind what Ms. Usansha said" and "what happened in the core of the natural disaster is beyond your power".

"I want to ask you." The chief guard cautiously changed the subject, "You asked me to come here specifically because of the marriage proposal and... about your marriage?"

In the meeting room, General Ya made an astonishing remark. The phrase "my partner" not only fooled all his opponents inside and outside the Star Alliance, but also swept away those allies who were biased towards him, as well as his subordinates who had firmly supported him from the beginning to the end. .

Lu Siming only brought the news of the marriage to Yahuiquan a week ago, and he has always firmly believed that the general will never marry young.

Unexpectedly, this world is so unpredictable, the belief of the head of the guard was shattered by the general himself after a week, and in the meeting room, he even felt sorry for Ya Huiquan and thought: It's amazing!The general actually has the function of getting married!

"Because of last week's news, you rushed to get married in order to deal with this week's troubles?" Lu's guard did not think about it for a while, and asked his wild personal speculation.

Yahuiquan replied coldly: "Am I free?"

They had already walked through the foyer, and then turned around the semi-open reception hall located on the outermost side.

When the two walked into the more private inner living room one after another, Lu Siming, who dared not speak any more after being asked a word, saw that Yahuiquan who was walking in front suddenly stopped, and then bent slightly.

When he straightened his back again, General Ya bent his elbows, as if he was holding something.

"Have you gained a little weight in the past two days?" General Ya said to the thing he was picking up, his tone was completely different from before, so gentle that the head of the guard's eyes almost popped out of his eyes for a moment, suspecting that he was following the wrong officer , This one is faked by others.

That "thing" responded in the arms of General Ya: "Mi."

Lu Siming wiped his eyes with the back of his hand, and rubbed them again - the picture in front of him was still there, not disappeared or blurred.

Apparently this is not a hallucination.

Their wise and powerful general held a round-headed cat in his arms, and he was very familiar with it, and he was very careful, and one could even see a hint of tenderness from the intentional control of the force.

"Do you have a pet?" Lu Siming reckoned that his inquiry should be foolproof, and it would not hit the muzzle again, nor would it trigger any immeasurable information missiles.

But life is full of surprises.

Yahuiquan hugged the cat, and calmly told his head of guards: "This is my marriage partner."

Lu Siming was already ready to hear "This is my new pet". The first half of the officer's sentence was exactly as he expected, and he nodded subconsciously: "As expected..."

Ok? ? ?

Wait, is something not right? ? ?

Chief Lu's personal guard urgently reviewed Yahuiquan's words. Like a patient with sudden audiovisual dysfunction, he looked dull and asked the general again: "What is yours?"

"marriage partner."

"What object??"

"……marriage partner."

"Knot, what does a knot look like?"

"..."

Ya Huiquan was really impatient to answer again, he turned his head and said directly: "Baili, call him an emergency number, and tell him that the patient's condition is serious and he needs to be sent to a professional medical cabin for urgent treatment."

"Okay, master." The ubiquitous electronic butler immediately responded, and then tactfully reminded, "But according to my opinion, Captain Lu may just be shocked by the news. Tolerate him as much as you can, instead of attacking him personally by suggesting that he is mentally ill."

Yahuiquan paused for a moment: "...I didn't say he was mentally ill, you added it yourself."

Ten minutes later, the head of the guard, who was still a little dazed, was entertained to sit on the sofa in the living room. The phrase "call the emergency number" was of course just General Ya's habitual meanness, and it couldn't be taken seriously.

Lu Siming finally digested the fact that "the general married a cat", and heard the general tell him very concisely: "I got married a little earlier than you, and it was not a temporary decision after hearing the news. This is the cat, and I will bring the cat to the dance party on weekends."

When Yahuiquan spoke these words, his expression was extremely calm. He was sitting alone on the entire couch opposite, with the cat that married him lying on his lap.

It seemed as if he had a definite plan in his mind, and all the things that might shock others' jaws at first glance were actually planned by him, and he calculated them accurately.

Lu's personal guard was fooled by the officer's pretending to be a god, so he believed it.

In just two sentences, his image was successfully reversed, from "how could this be so" to "the general is really powerful"!

"What do you need me to do?" Lu Siming calmed down.

Yashang Jiang's composed face quietly opened a small hole.

He finally picked up his original purpose of calling the head of the bodyguard, and said in the most nonchalant tone: "I asked you to come here to consult on one thing——Isn't your little nephew just born not long ago? How did you name him? "

The head of the guard who was waiting to hear about an important task: "?"

Ya Huiquan called people to his home, breaking his rule of "rejecting visitors". The reason is actually very simple, that is, to have one more living person to help him give advice on how to name the cat.

Because of the fact that it couldn't be dragged on any longer, the kitten had to be named.

If Admiral Yashang can’t get the naming done within two days today and tomorrow, and help the kitten update the information and file the name into storage before the dance the day after tomorrow, then when he brings his cat spouse to the dance, he will face a very difficult scene .

Monte's dance parties are equipped with robot doormen, which can intelligently recognize the ID cards and passes of the guests, and automatically broadcast the admission information to all the guests already in the hall.

If the kitten still does not have a name before the weekend dance, everyone present will hear such a broadcast——

"General Yahuiquan and his partner, Mr. Mao, enter the arena."

People who didn't know heard it and thought they were playing some other kind of fun.

It's a pity that the matter of naming is probably really against General Ya. Even with an extra helper and the basic standard of "being able to do it in public", the naming project is still difficult to advance.

"Can you immediately increase your IQ to around 100, and then get your own name?" Ya Huiquan made an unreasonable request to the cat.

And the kitten seems to be very active today. Ever since he met him when he got home, he has been clinging to him, and has tried to climb rocks on him many times, sniffing around like he was looking for it.

It seems that Yahuiquan went out to meet someone today, and when he came back, he became a scent collector, which is especially interesting to cats.

"What are you looking for?" Yahuiquan plucked the cat's back hair without getting any response to the unreasonable request.

The kitten, which is still not too big, squatted on Yahuiquan's shoulder. It didn't answer the human's question, but only approached the hair, neckline, shoulders and other places one by one again.

Cats have 40 times more olfactory cells than humans, and can accurately distinguish every odor factor.

It feels that it has captured some familiar smells, but compared with the people around it, these smells are vaguely inferior to the cats.

Let it lack the urge to immediately pick on the other party.

Not to mention making up your mind right away, determined to go into the other party's house.

Yashang’s petty prisoner confessed to his behavior on this day. Unfortunately, the person who was touched did not hear the cat’s confession.

Yahuiquan couldn't tell if he had a meeting today and also met people from the foreign alliance, so he was really mentally tired.

He had just stroked the cat for a while, and unexpectedly felt that the brown stripes on the cat's body were a bit like someone's hair color.

"The surname is Li." Yahuiquan said suddenly.

Lu Siming, who was also rummaging through the font library and was almost dazzled, was taken aback: "Huh?"

Yahuiquan was only fleetingly uncomfortable for less than a few seconds. He suppressed this feeling forcibly, and said calmly: "First decide on the surname, the surname is Li."

This is a cat who was lucky enough to be born at dawn, and it bears a subtle resemblance to someone who didn't make it to dawn.

Some former captains of the special forces have turned into a speck of dust in the universe, but they still seem to be stuck in the brains of their old enemies as "nail households". "Ghost" reputation.

What's more, it's not enough for this person to bother him during the day, he also has to be an unlovable visitor at night, knocking on the door of other people's dreams, and helping to recall the first encounter many years ago——