It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

Baili is a trustworthy friend, an artificial intelligence who is more considerate than his master.

But sometimes, the empathy of artificial intelligence is too straightforward. I don’t understand that in some moments, the best way to relieve embarrassment is not to repeat the embarrassing details and firmly promise that I will not do anything, but to shut up. Pretend nothing happened with the person involved.

Wo Xiu was forced to relive the embarrassment. He only felt that he might suffer from some kind of PTSD in the next few days. Then browse through the cat toilet use records carefully to determine the cat's...

……

No, stop, it's pretty scary.

According to this imagination, if the thinking is diverged, it is enough to directly shut down part of the emotional function of an adult male, and fall into a temporary emotional depression.

I even wanted to run away from home as soon as possible, and go to a place that kept the farthest distance from Yahuiquan to calm down.

But it is impossible to run away from home. Adults—especially adults who are known to be more hearty and thick-skinned will not be overwhelmed by such small setbacks in life!

Wo Xiu quickly prepared himself mentally.

Baili didn't wink at him. He didn't know that he had reversed the operation just now. The relief was completely counterproductive. The electronic housekeeper saw that the cat's owner hadn't responded to him for a long time. pregnant look.

AI thought about it again, and felt that Li Dandan, who is both a master and a good friend, needed more encouragement, so he enthusiastically said, "Speaking of it——"

The chilly robotic arm stroked the hair on his back, and Wo Xiu looked at Baili.

The artificial intelligence first ensured to get the cat's attention, and tried to maximize the encouragement effect, and then he said enthusiastically: "I don't think the young master has imagined that you have learned to use the human bathroom, and the whole process of movement skills is superb and exquisite. Other cats Cats at your age, even if they are equally curious about human toilets, are rarely as good as you. After using the human toilets, there are no traces of improper operation, making it difficult for people to find—— You are a very smart and flexible cat!"

Wo Xiu at "this age": "..."

Baili praised Li Dandan for being amazing for 5 minutes, and the encouragement centered around "You can use the human toilet, it's really amazing".

With the solid psychological defense line he just built, Wo Xiu successfully resisted the second round of reverse operation full of enthusiasm from artificial intelligence.

He listened firmly to the whole process, and changed the subject calmly, saying, "Baili, thank you—can we start reading the analysis report?"

Thank goodness, Baili is an artificial intelligence that can put instructions in front of small talk, and he happily replied, of course.

Also remembering that verbal encouragement and physical care should go hand in hand, the chilly paw patted the cat again: "Has my chatting helped you relieve your bad emotions and made you feel better?"

Wo Xiu: "..."

Wo Xiu took a deep breath like a steady adult: "Yes, thank you."

Ya Huiquan didn't know that today, by chance, his cat had finally experienced his internal injuries that were often blocked by artificial intelligence.

Wo Xiu began to look through the scanning records provided by Baili. When he and Ya Huiquan went home for the first day, he carefully browsed the data. The high-speed suspension vehicle with the mecha function had already driven to the Cultural Expo Center.

Looking down from the high-altitude track, the Cultural Expo Center is a park with a three-dimensional structure, which is divided into two venues, the ground and the air.

The Ground Pavilion is built like a lush forest park. Once you step into it, you will feel like you have strayed into a fairyland. All the buildings in the venue are exquisitely integrated into the environment. Visitors want to go to the real exhibition area. It may be necessary to approach a towering giant tree and knock on a wooden door hidden under its "roots".

Or, a singing bird or a projection-simulated deer will appear in front of people by flying or jumping, and then guide the way for people under the built-in navigation program, leading tourists to step on a forest green path, like exploring Like a treasure, discover the exhibition area at the end of the trail.

Unlike the ground pavilions that follow the "Wonderland on Earth" route, the Air Pavilion is built on a large suspended platform whose mass and gravity field have been carefully calculated. Inspired by the inspiration, the whole is like a "misty fairy mountain" - also known as the gem garden in the sky.

Because its main building material will show a soft ambilight effect under natural light, which is not dazzling, but has a strong sense of presence.

It is said that when the air stadium was first built and opened for business, it almost became an alternative children's paradise. Children who are more sensitive to colors can stay in the hall for a day without moving, just concentrate on observing those wonderful and unpredictable color changes, and have fun. Watching one another all day long.

The Cultural Expo Center is so beautifully built that it is almost one of the most popular public areas for Monte residents to visit. It is also famous in the Star Alliance's major galaxies and is about to become a landmark tourist attraction in Monte.

Lu Siming glanced out of the window when the suspension vehicle entered the downward docking track, he was a little surprised: "General, the center seems to be even more lively today, I see that the number of tourists on the bulletin board is three times the previous average Is there more?"

There is a floating bulletin board at the entrance of the Sky Pavilion, which will display the current total number of tourists in the venue and the density of people in each area in real time, for those who have just arrived at the entrance of the venue for reference to determine which place to visit first.

To be honest, Yahuiquan didn't know the average number of people in the Cultural Expo Center at all, and he didn't care about it. The number of times he set foot in this place can be counted on the fingers.

However, in front of his subordinates, General Ya, as a big face, did not know the past data and did not affect his expression.

He replied lightly: "After all, since the establishment of this place, it has no other use except as a children's playground. There have been few decent cultural expositions for decades. Today, it is rare to have a group of real materials. Exhibits, of course, are rare."

Lu Siming agrees 90% with the words of the chief. He himself was born in the first galaxy. He has been studying in Monte since he received elementary education. The beauty here is beautiful, but the exhibitions held in previous years are really mediocre. The venue itself is worth seeing and experiencing.

There was only one sentence. The head of the guard guessed that the general was in a good mood today, and he boldly raised an objection: "In the past, this place could not be said to be only a children's playground. It still has another purpose. General, at least this place is still recognized as a holy place for dating. Every year, more than 65% of the customer traffic is provided by the vast dating crowd. Cui... I mean Pelang Cui, they have done some folk statistics when they are free in the second wing, including this, there are reliable reports Support, I heard..."

I heard that in addition to the "Dating Holy Land", there are also a group of single young people who regard this place as the "Aventure Holy Land".

However, the idlers on the Second Wing also found through investigation that 99% of the people who would have such romantic encounters were not from Monte, but tourists from alien planets or even alien systems.

In Monte, where the rich and powerful are concentrated, no one believes in a good match, and most of their marriages are the result of weighing gains and losses and calculating benefits.

For Monte people, the risk leverage is too high for Encounter and Fate. It is easy to make high investment but low return, which is not worth it.

Chief Lu Qinwei didn't say the second half of the sentence, he was a little too careless, and suddenly found General Ya staring at him from the back seat.

The general has "Not Interested" written on his left cheek and "None of My Business" written on his right cheek.

The horizontal inscription on the forehead is huge: indifference.

When he heard that Lu Siming accidentally sold out his colleague, Yahuiquan's eyebrows moved slightly.

According to Lu Siming's understanding of the general, it meant "Pelantry is over".

"...You've been married for so long, can you consider bringing Li Dandan to play next time?" Lu Siming tried to make an emergency remedy, moving out the cat to ease the atmosphere.

The general didn't know whether to utter a syllable with "hum" or "um", and the raised eyebrows still did not fall.

Lu Siming then decided——Pelantry was finished.

Of course, if he outputted nonsense himself, if he accidentally stepped on the thunder later, he would probably be charged with the nonsense, and it would be over.

The Captain of the Second Wing, who was processing intelligence information in another area, suddenly received a summons 15 minutes later. He opened his personal terminal and found that Lu Siming had sent himself a text rumor for some reason, which read:

Sorry, check I wrote it for you, but if there's anything else, you just work on the primary antibody yourself, okay?

Perantry:? ? ?

Peirantui raised a question mark on his forehead.

The captain of the second wing, who was confused, called the head of the guard. He had a good intuition based on the telepathy among his "colleagues". got out of the car.

The Ancient Civilization Exchange Expo, which is dominated by deep-sea relics, is scheduled to be held in the air venue. Yahuiquan does not need to squeeze with the bustling tourists, he can go directly to the venue through the exclusive passage.

However, before going to see Vice President Ning, whom he had blatantly let go of for a long time, he stopped briefly in the middle of the aisle. Take a look at the exhibition grounds, which also seem to be sprayed with marine fragrances.

The 360-degree stereo surround sound effect is played in the venue, and the activation rate of the environmental simulator is about 55%. When the exhibition officially starts and all the tourists enter the venue, the simulator will increase its efficiency to 100%, completely bringing people into that world. On a distant asteroid.

And when the simulator was only half activated, Yahuiquan watched quietly from a distance, and he found that in this "semi-finished" simulation environment, he was suddenly enveloped by a burst of inexplicable complex feelings, as if Some are starting to miss it.

"General?" Lu Siming stopped by the cliff and asked in a low voice.

Yahuiquan came back to his senses quickly, and continued to move his long legs: "It's nothing."

The emotions at this moment were quickly put away by General Ya, and he met Vice President Ning with the attitude of not changing his face before the landslide.

Vice President Ning of the Academy of Arts and Sciences has been waiting for a long time, but he did not show any anger when he saw Yahuiquan. He is obviously a "smooth school". After waiting for a while, General Ya, who was late and calm, walked into the office , and immediately had just the right surprise on his face, got up and walked over quickly to greet him.

This person is more than 170 years old, but when most people reach the age of 250, they are considered to be at the end of the middle age, and they are considered to be old after [-]. He stood with Yahuiquan, separated by seniority. They all look like young people in their prime, there is no difference.

Ya Huiquan deliberately delayed the time to come here, and compressed the meeting time between the two of them as short as possible. It was nothing more than telling the other party clearly - I am not interested in your topic, and I am not interested in Chen Zhima's rotten millet. Indifference, I have no intention of paying attention to or interfering with the affairs of your field and internal disputes.

To put it more rudely, it is: "Don't beat me, get out."

However, the long war between the Star Alliance and the extraterritorial alliance has just ended, and peace has just ushered in. It is the moment when the "internal forces" of all parties re-divide the territory of influence and start a new round of preemptive occupation of the right to speak in various fields.

If you want to come to the Institute of Arts and Sciences, as an institution that should specialize in academics, has been with ancient and modern materials for a long time, and the staff are relatively pure in mind, it is also unavoidable and is facing an "invisible dispute".

Therefore, the Academy of Arts and Sciences has kept silent for so many years about the person who publicly released the declaration of disassociation, and now it is also watching the movements of the other party's son.

After all, bilateral cooperation is the mainstream now, and everything related to "bilateral" is popular and highly sought after. Among the powerful people who hold bilateral cooperation projects, Yahuiquan is still the most resounding name , holds the only copy of the project with particularly high gold content.

Vice-President Ning did not know which small group had splintered out of the Academy of Arts and Sciences. Anyway, he treated Yahuiquan politely and made sufficient preparations. Immediately accepted the purely friendly greetings, and led the conversation to a more valuable topic.

"General Ya, do you still have any memory of the 'Scarlet Angel' incident in 330?" Vice President Ning asked politely.

He just used this sentence as a quotation, knowing in his heart that Ya Huiquan, as a member of the military, could not lose his memory of this matter anyway.

Ya Huiquan was about to hold the cup, and his hand was stunned—because the politeness in front of him was extremely boring, he didn’t want to answer nine out of ten sentences on the opposite side. This administrative office is located in the venue, and the doors and windows are not well sealed. Strictly speaking, although the noise from the outside venues can't come in, the smell factor with the smell of the ocean will occasionally float in with the wind, and slowly wrap around the person's body.

So... Being in this environment that always brings a sense of familiarity, even if the sense of familiarity has been filtered, there will be only a thread left, if there is nothing, like the smell of a little detergent left on the clothes, it does not make up It's barely audible at close range.

General Ya grasped this sense of familiarity, so that he didn't want to hate people even if he didn't want to talk to them. He had been drinking water before, and he used slow drinking movements to occupy his mouth when talking about topics he didn't want to talk about, and forcibly passed them by.

"Yes." He finally replied to Vice President Ning, and this time he didn't need to drink water to fool him.