It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

"Then I think it's you—" The courageous team member seemed to be about to speak dangerously, when he suddenly met the eyes of the boss who seemed to be smiling but not smiling. Forcibly changing the voice, "You are better!"

Wo Xiu still stared at him.

The transition from "abnormal" to "excellent" has been successfully completed, but if you can't tell how powerful it is, I'm afraid you still have to pay the price for almost saying "you are abnormal"—it's not like the boss can't hear it being swallowed What is the story that went back.

The man searched his brains a lot, and began to praise: "Look, you can attack that guy next door, you can bear that kind of temper, and you can still handle it, isn't that amazing?"

The reason why this core member of the special forces praises Woxiu is very amazing, and the reason why he almost said Woxiu is abnormal is actually the same.

And it's not just him who has this idea.

Others don't look at Yahuiquan with a filter like Wo Xiu, and they always think that Yahuiquan seems to be good everywhere.

In the eyes of people who don't have super-thick beautifying filters in their eyes, the image of Yahuiquan is like this——

First of all, there are three major character labels attached to General Ya, namely arrogance, bad temper, and rudeness.

In the past, the Outer Territory Alliance and the Star Alliance were opposed. The Special Forces and the Wings of Glory were two teams of equal strength. In every warring star area that was filled with war, all members of the Special Forces heard the ridicule of General Ya through the public communication in the star area. .

Yahuiquan has a particularly distinctive personal characteristic-there may be advantages and disadvantages in the battlefield situation, and it is difficult for any side to gain an advantage, and is always favored by the goddess of victory.

But when it comes to scolding on the battlefield, General Ya has never lost.

No matter which side has more casualties in that battle, whoever achieves the combat mission goal, Yahuiquan alone can drive a team of UAVs, and one person is a team in individual combat.

His cursing is even worse, the level of his cursing is "one person is a fleet".

In the entire special forces, there was not a single person who hadn't heard the taunt from General Ya of the Covenant Alliance.

In the blink of an eye, time has passed, and we have entered the first year of peace. The special forces and the Wings of Glory have changed from confrontation to cooperation. The two parties are now friendly neighbors with uncertain relations.

Everyone in the special forces found out with admiration that Ya Huiquan scolded you when you were his enemy, and he might not scold you when you were his friend.

The general of the Star Alliance has "Look at all living beings" written all over his face every day, and he doesn't look sideways when he walks, except for some women in special forces—such as the three lion sisters, Ms. Leopard, and Ms. Shrike, etc. Being polite, giving a "slight nod" greeting, and other idlers, in his eyes, it is almost as if they don't exist.

He is very arrogant, he has an air of "who dares to talk to me", he can ignore others very naturally, if anyone takes the initiative to jump in front of him, he doesn't bother to care whether everyone is now a cooperative relationship .

Talking but not using hands is probably not enough to destroy cooperation in Yahuiquan's heart, so he is very cold and sharp.

The captain of the Brilliant Fifth Wing is an honest person. The Fifth Wing, whose function is more logistics-oriented, spends more time in the transfer office than other departments. Like his colleagues, he will try his best to restore his general's image whenever he has the opportunity.

Once, in the cafeteria at the transit point, the special forces were discussing Yahuiquan's bad temper, questioning whether the master of "friends and neighbors" had no sincerity for peaceful cooperation at all. Or this virtue?

Coincidentally, that day, this group of people happened to have someone who almost blurted out that Wo Xiu was a pervert. They were halfway denouncing Yahuiquan, and suddenly found a touch of white mixed in the crowd, and then they took a closer look at the high-level executives of Glory Wings.

The Captain of the Sixth Wing directly connected with Yahuiquan, both of whom were the "direct descendants" of General Ya, and the people of the special forces immediately thought that the Captain of the Fifth Wing should be here to defend the reputation of his parents and prepare to start a debate with them.

Sure enough, the captain of Su Rong's Fifth Wing said, "I'm sorry to interrupt your communication, but I want to say something fair for the general. I dare to swear on my reputation. The general never deliberately targeted you. Who do you mean?"

The special forces have launched a representative of the same rank—that is, the person who almost slipped the word "Boss Pervert" today: "Brother, with General Ya's look of 'Everyone here is not worthy of my attention', you have to say that he is really I don’t deliberately target anyone, I also believe it, because he really doesn’t need to target anyone alone, he is usually ‘AOE’, and directly sends out group indiscriminate attacks, right?”

"Yes." The captain of the Fifth Wing actually responded to these yin and yang words.

Facing such an honest person, the members of the special forces also choked up.

Hearing the Captain of the Fifth Wing sigh, the honest man said again: "Your Excellency's definition of 'indiscriminate' is very accurate, and this is also an important reason why I want to speak for the general—if you have carefully observed the relationship between the general and us. When it comes to getting along with the personnel, I think it is not difficult to find that the general...has the same attitude towards us."

"..."

The people from the special forces were silent for a while, digesting the meaning of the phrase "same" for a while, and then asked in confirmation: "Same?"

The Captain of the Fifth Wing nodded firmly, showing an honest and bitter smile: "Same."

Because of the bitterness that does not look like a fake at all, some members of the special forces started a "Yahuiquan Observation Activity".

This activity was wrong, and it also coincided with the "Observation Log of the Boss's Marriage Object" in the high-level of their army. The actions of the core members and the ordinary members unexpectedly lead to the same goal, which brought double inexplicability to Ya Huiquan-but this is all for a later story .

During the observation activities initiated by ordinary people, everyone only quickly discovered that what the captain Shicheng said next door was actually true.

General Ya made sarcastic remarks to the outside world, and he also used his words internally.

Even, because the staff of Glory Wings spent more time with him and had more contact with him in work training and other occasions, if you pull up a data sheet and carefully count the number of scolding times, the bar at the other end of Glory Wings You have to "sing forward" all the way, surpassing those of the special forces.

"You asked me about the details of this simulation exercise? You ate too much this morning, your blood sugar concentration rose too high, and your brain was not functioning well while your stomach was stretched, so the brain center passed it on to you. Wrong information, making you feel that your guts are also swelling with your stomach?" When accepting the results of the exercise, facing the report of the head of the main force, General Ya sneered, his expression colder than the outdoor temperature of minus ten degrees in winter months , "Otherwise, whoever gave you confidence will ask 'detailed questions'?"

The person in charge in front of him didn't dare to show his anger, wishing that his height could be cut in half on the spot, so as to avoid the mental blow of facing the officer directly.

But Yahuiquan hadn't finished laughing at it yet. He checked all the questions about the results of the exercise, from tactical strategy to formation selection, and his comments on each question were extremely sharp.

In the end, not only was the person in charge dizzy from being scolded, and had to go back with a trembling heart to overhaul the report, but even the members of the special forces who shared half of the simulated training ground and deliberately used their heterogeneous genetic expertise to listen quietly , and couldn't help but feel sympathy for the person in charge, feeling that this person is really miserable.

——This is just one of the events recorded by the masses in "Observation Interaction".

After that, members of the special forces witnessed Yahuiquan review the results of the physical fitness assessment of the Shining Wings delegation at the physical training ground.

Admiral Yashang commented on those guards whose physical performance was not ideal, and the melee combat was far from actual mecha operation: "Your man-machine connection is good, and your mental strength is not bad, but the Space Force also needs to For the formal army of complete soldiers, we don't advocate the form of collection of "just recruit a brain that can connect to the mech, and it doesn't matter if the matching body is a little bit or nothing"-your limbs seem to have just met each other, and you will add them all when you go back. Training, please let them get acquainted with each other as much as possible next time, at least don't rush around, don't you think you've exhausted all your strengths with one brain?"

On occasions other than the training ground, in the townhouse of the administrative command center, there were also civilian members of the special forces, who accidentally bumped into General Ya approving the head of the technical department in the public corridor.

Ya Huiquan didn’t approve people to choose public places as hobbies. This day was purely accidental, because his time was already very tight and limited, and the technical director insisted on showing him the new plan, so he took the initiative to say: “You go Yes, I can do a quick briefing on the side, and you just need to glance at the important numbers, General."

Yahuiquan acquiesced to the technical supervisor to follow, and listened to the plan ideas submitted by the other party for approval on the road.

"Do you think this plan is feasible?" The technical director asked carefully after the briefing, and used his personal terminal to cast an important parameter list. The most core data were displayed on several small floating screens, so that General Ya You can see it when you look up.

"It's okay." General Ya said.

This sounds like a good comment at first glance.

But the technical director and the special forces clerk who eavesdropped, they watched General Ya's indifferent expression, and felt that the sentence "it's okay" was probably ironic.

Sure enough, Yahuiquan glanced directly from the floating screen to the face of the technical director. He was at least half a head taller than the technical director, with his face slightly sideways, and his eyes naturally looked down as if looking down at people.

"You can change this clothes when you turn back." Ya Huiquan said.

The technical supervisor immediately turned pale with fright: "General! I..."

Am I about to be laid off? !

thought the technical director, horrified.

Ya Huiquan's next sentence was: "Then you can contact Pelencui."

It turned out that he was dismissed and then directly assigned to the second wing?

The technical director's eyes widened, and while terrified, he realized that the general hadn't finished speaking.

Ya Huiquan continued: "Ask Peilantui to see if there is such a term as 'professional beggar' in the lowest-ranked galaxy in the Star Alliance. Put on this new equipment, and take your mech optimization plan to the finance office."

The technical director who seems to understand but half understands: "This..."

Ya Huiquan: "The performance upgrade is less than 10%, but the cost is enough to directly build a new heavy armor team, covering over 65% of the military expenditure in a quarter. Begging for food at the door of the office, I really can't think of any other way to support the realization of this plan."

The technical director, who narrowly brushed shoulders with the fate of beggars, but managed to keep his uniform, didn't dare to say a word, and ran away with the high-cost plan that was killed.

Beside them, the clerks of the special forces watched the whole process, completely believing the rumors that "General Ya's taunting damage from the Covenant Alliance is an indiscriminate attack, and the internal and external affairs are equal".

Ya Huiquan's own "evil appearance and evil appearance" were gradually integrated in this episode of observation by everyone, and even compiled into a book. "Electronic diary.

The electronic diary was taken for granted, and was specially delivered to Wo Xiu by his enthusiastic subordinates for the boss who chose such a marriage partner to read.

"Show me this for what?" Wo Xiu was very surprised when he received all the enthusiasm from his subordinates. He flipped through two pages of the diary. Man, after quickly reading a few lines, he actually smiled.

"Boss." The subordinate who presented the diary said, "We just want you to have a better understanding of that General Ya. After all, if you count carefully, didn't you still have amnesia before? Think carefully about your marriage partner."

"But is there anything on it that I don't know?" Wo Xiu said, the smile on his lips hadn't subsided yet, "I just heard him talk about military expenses, and he didn't know the reports from the two training grounds. Satisfied, I am also a witness, and he will take the initiative to tell me basically everything that happens every day."

"..." The subordinate was silent for a few seconds, "Boss, don't you think that your taste in choosing a partner is a bit 'tricky', is this Covenant general really not easy to get along with, and his bad temper is a bit scary?"

"Nonsense." Wo Xiu put away his smile, and he gave his subordinate a very serious look.

Facing the other party's gaze that deeply questioned "Is your eyes not too good", the really tricky Commander Woxiu made no secret of his partiality. He thought that Ya Huiquan was not difficult to get along with at all, and his temper was not bad. , anyway, the more he looks the more pleasing to the eye, and he still finds him cute every now and then.

The stinky face is cute, the expressionless face is cute, and the eyebrows are furrowed when you are upset, and the energetic curse is also cute.

The subordinate ran away with bitterness and hatred on his face.

Since then, more than 80% of all the core members of the special forces known to have returned from Woxiu think that the boss is powerful and perverted.

Their boss really dares to strike at anything, and dares to think everything is cute.

"And you look again." The person who asked for gossip with "Unspeakable" also said, "Boss, how smooth and silky your role switching is these days. In addition to daring to challenge in mate selection, you also have real strength It’s extraordinary, every time you finish the meeting with us in human form, then turn around and turn into a cat to rush back to the opposite side, we almost didn’t switch over several times, we had to take a while to get used to it, but you are so seamless , at this level of precision, who would dare not say it is perfect?"

Wo Xiu: "..."

Wo Xiu didn't feel that he was being praised, but suspected that he was being connoted.

He squinted his eyes, swung his arms across and forcefully squeezed away the unlucky subordinates. First, he was locked in the soundproof training ground for a brutal beating. After finishing the beating efficiently, he slipped away. Go to a regular meeting.

In this small meeting, Wo Xiu mentioned the issue of making the team members restrain their words and deeds, and he notified the head of the intelligence and information department that they can start to intervene in the cooperation with the Academy of Arts and Sciences of the Star Alliance.

"You go through formal channels to get in touch with cooperation. It is best to install people to infiltrate the project. It is currently in a state of wide-ranging project recruitment, and the internal management structure is not stable. As long as the manpower is not transferred too much at one time, it can basically be done. There is no trace." Woxiu said, and then he paused briefly, "The second wing of the Shining Wings next door should also be paying attention to the Star Alliance Academy of Arts and Sciences, collecting all information related to bilateral cooperation, please pay attention, if necessary When it is time, you can give assistance quietly."

The person in charge of the intelligence and information department still looked serious at the beginning, listening carefully and recording instructions.

When the boss changed his voice and talked about Wings of Glory, the person in charge who was sitting upright stopped writing silently, and let out a hush in his heart for the boss's aboveboard and sneaky behavior.

I don't know if this is a kind of tacit understanding. Wo Xiu talked about the Academy of Arts and Sciences during a small meeting during the day, and briefly reviewed the scene of Yahuiquan's participation in the cultural exhibition during the meeting.

This night, when he turned back into a cat body, he finished work and returned home with Yahuiquan as usual as Li Dandan. Between the star regions, it is similar to people commuting in the morning and evening in the ancient earth—Yahuiquan had a rare free time this night, and dug out the commemorative gifts they got back at the cultural exhibition.

Before Woxiu went downstairs to confirm the breakfast preparations for the next day, the commemorative ceremony had not been dug out by the very busy people recently.

After the cat confirmed the menu for the second day, he marked all the necessary ingredients in the home fresh-keeping box first, and with the assistance of Baili, he gave the kitchen robot an order to make an appointment. He went upstairs again, and just pushed the upstairs with his tail. The door of the master bedroom suddenly crashed into a deep blue light and shadow.

The water waves created by light and shadow sway layer by layer, and the blue of the sea water gradually changes from bottom to top, from deep to shallow.

Yahuiquan happens to sit in the deepest and darkest area.