It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

According to Yahuiquan's life experience so far, it is normal for him to speak badly to someone in exchange for the same bad voice. The second thing is that the other party is stunned by him, and he wants to fight back, but he makes his mentality unbalanced. The logical order of the language was lost, so the counterattack was painless, and it couldn't be hit. It was very funny to poke him who seemed to be covered with armor from his hair to his heels.

It's as if he is outputting towards the opponent, holding a hand-held rail gun, pulling the high-frequency energy and firing it whizzingly.

After being swept across the other side, he showed his small water gun angrily and wet his shoes angrily.

There are even worse ones, who can't even take out a small water gun. After experiencing the cruelty of life at General Ya's place, they turned around and ran away, and have since then kept a respectful distance from Yahuiquan.

There is also a chance of suffering from "ptsd", which is nervous when you hear his name.

According to unreliable rumors, it is said that there was an unlucky guy who was unfortunately on a mission in the same junction star area as Ya Huiquan. He was directly locked in the meeting room by General Ya and was humiliated. When he came out, he was in a trance. After half a cruise period, this person, not to mention hearing the name of Yahuiquan, even the word "Ya" I can't hear it, and I tremble when I see the "numerical cliff" on the report.

And Woxiu's counterattack level is much higher than that of the small water gun, and he can match Yahuiquan's bar. He will not be hammered away by a verbal gun with a stick, and he has never been psychologically shadowed by General Ya. look.

In the "occasional" moments that Ya Huiquan is not willing to admit, Wo Xiu can turn him back and choke him speechless.

It can be seen that as an old enemy, Wo Xiu is really rare.

In the end, the thrilling separation reunited again, and Yahuiquan found that the "rare old enemy" seemed to have an upgraded function.

Going back and forth was the first "returning carbine" that Wo Xiu gave him, and the involuntary hug was the second.

For a while, Ya Huiquan looked sullen, his muscles tensed under instinctive resistance, and his shoulders under the uniform were as stiff as a board.

But it seems that there is only instinct in the resistance.

His limbs took a shape of resistance, but his mind was stunned. He was unable to cope with the development of this non-aggressive, non-aggressive, non-opposed opponent, and he was almost at a loss for a while, so he had to put his body into a shape, Pressing one hand on the opponent's arm is a gesture to pull the person's arm away, but he doesn't really pull it, and he doesn't know what he wants to do.

What does "give you this" mean?

Does anyone here look like they need "this"?

...Why haven't I stepped back and pushed the person in front of me away?

Also, is this man talking to himself?Who gave him the right to do a psychological interpretation?Why did he sound so sure that he felt that his interpretation must be correct?

Questions sifted through Ya Huiquan's mind. He was bluffing in his own thinking field, but in the real field, he was restrained by two powerful arms around his waist. It became a dragon sculpture.

The body temperature is close at hand, it has been visited in memory, and it has also been dreamed in the illusion of half-dream and half-awake, the breath still falls on the ear, it is still warm, with a small air current, they blow over the neck that the shirt does not cover For a small piece of skin, the airflow will stir the fine hairs on the skin, stimulating the senses and revealing an indescribable ambiguity.

And the real hug is so different from memories and dreams.

They are all very sober, this should be the first frontal hug between each other, Wo Xiu's slightly longer cheek hair rubs against the side of Yahuiquan's face, and a little bit of hair slips into Yahuiquan's collar, Just like their own masters, they have a magical ability to "play by ear". They just found a gap in the collar of General Ya's military uniform shirt, which should have been tightly wrapped, and slipped in to scratch his neck.

It was only later that Ya Huiquan felt the itch, and his senses came back online after the chaotic period of thinking passed.

"you……"

The man who was hugged stiff finally made a sound. He originally wanted to make two comments on the last sentence "I heard it", with subtle annoyance, but an unknown force suppressed his poisonous tongue, and he quickly discovered the irony Why can't I speak, and mentioning this matter seems to drag myself into embarrassment.

So Ya Huiquan paused for a while, and he forcibly changed the subject, and began to criticize Wo Xiu's previous words: "I apologize and I don't forget to emphasize the important task of saving the universe. I can't see that you still have the world in your heart."

"Aren't you included in the world?" Wo Xiu, who seemed to have upgraded his functions, responded easily. His chin was pressed on Yahuiquan's epaulettes, and he didn't think the metal was cold. "You have drawn yourself out of the scope of the universe, no As for it? It’s too exaggerated to be independent from the world.”

Yahuiquan: "..."

The effect of picking pricks was not ideal, as if it was trying to make amends for my delicate mood, adding fuel to the fire that was about to burn from the heart to the palm of the hand.

In the very few moments before, there were many people who wanted to adopt the "Huairou" strategy, trying to play the warm card to Yahuiquan and "influence" him with soft words.

However, Yahuiquan always has a way to make people unable to soften. The warmth hits his cold armor that "treats everyone equally". It will direct the heat inward.

People who want to take this route, in the end, either choose to "fight back" or simply "retreat". Regardless of how different everyone's starting points are, the end is the same.

But Woxiu is unreasonable, he is an existence that cannot use past experience to classify.

Yahuiquan's prick failed, and Wo Xiu's hair slipped into his collar suddenly felt a strong sense of existence. He obviously had a hand on Wo Xiu's arm, which could push people away. What is the pusher's hand trying to do? Does it look good in a posture? Now, this hand seems to have been forgotten by the owner.

Ya Huiquan only turned his head and said, "Can you cut back your hair? Why is your hair so annoying?"

Wo Xiu, who had very annoying hair, smiled after hearing this.

"Yeah, it's my fault." The person with a lot of hair said confidently, "The hair grows so thick, and I never had the trouble of hair loss when I was young, so I have extra hair to bother people."

I also know that I want to take care of Ya Huiquan's emotions, Wo Xiu didn't smile openly, it's because they are too close at the moment, the ends of hair and breathing are scratching each other's necks, when people laugh, their chests vibrate, the breath of that moment There will be sudden ups and downs.

Yahuiquan felt it.

Wo Xiu thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that Ya Huiquan once warned Li Dandan solemnly, saying that the cat should work harder to reduce hair loss.

And the person who made such an unreasonable and troublesome request is right in front of him, with a cold face that is difficult to maintain, as if anyone lifts the door curtain that keeps him out of his heart and takes a look in, he will violently and fiercely snatch the door curtain Go back and give someone a paw by the way.

Speaking of Li Dandan...

Things related to confession suddenly jumped into Woxiu's mind, making him freeze in a more relaxed posture than Yahuiquan.

Yahuiquan just found a gap, and the forgotten hand was remembered. He pushed Wo Xiu: "How long do you want to hug? Let go."

Remembering the other layer of identity that he hadn't revealed yet, Wo Xiu relaxed for a long time, as if his brain circuit had run away from home for a short time, but he suddenly showed a little nervousness when Yahuiquan called him to let go.

He thought to himself: "Too bad, what has been said before is so full, what about Li Dandan's identity?"

I can't help but think about this, when I think about it, I feel anxious, and when I worry about it, my shoulders and back muscles become tense.

Invisibly, Wo Xiu tightened the grip on Yahuiquan.

Yahuiquan misunderstood this nervousness and wondered what it was.

...What are you doing hugging so tightly when you shout to let go?

Or is it that this person has been hugged and offended before, and then they realize that this hug is a bit abrupt and lasted too long for them, so they are at a loss?

"..."

"..."

At first glance, the already calm and peaceful atmosphere suddenly turned to embarrassment again.

Yahuiquan's hand stretched out to push the man's shoulder encountered resistance, and Wo Xiu's arm seemed to be manually measuring how much his limit waistline could be shrunk, and it seemed that it was almost breathless.

He really didn't want to inexplicably suffocate and be hugged too tightly - it's too fucking weird to say!

Who would be strangled by an old enemy's arm in the custody room of their own camp?What kind of unique new fighting method is this?

Yahuiquan refused to be so embarrassing, and it was really unpleasant to spread the word.

He suddenly took a step back, and the joints that hadn't moved for a long time all snapped like rusty springs.

Wo Xiu was shocked by his actions, and he should have realized that he was exerting too much force, so he quickly loosened his arms to make room for movement.

But within two seconds, Yahuiquan recovered to the state of being able to breathe. He was about to pull the distance further when he felt a pair of human-shaped shackles leaning towards him again, with an arm across his lower back.

"...What are you doing?" Yahuiquan asked warily.

He was no longer slow to react this time, and quickly raised his hand to pin Wo Xiu's shoulder joints. The next moment, his lower back seemed to hit Wo Xiu's horizontal arm, and there was an indistinct back on his upper body. look up.

"It's nothing." Wo Xiu, who was holding back Yahuiquan's waist with one hand, said that he was moved forward by Yahuiquan's actions.

They are almost the same height, but there is a height difference in this backward and forward posture.

Wo Xiu looked down at Yahuiquan whose face was full of astonishment and embarrassment. The other party definitely thought that he was making a surprise attack again. Hearing the sentence "nothing", his eyes showed disbelief, and his lips were not pursed into a line as usual. It's about wanting to hate someone but not yet, the brain is still brewing words, and the lips have been slightly separated in preparation.

Wo Xiu's eyes subconsciously fell to his lips, and he suddenly forgot the words he had originally explained.

Before the indescribable impulse really seized his brain and made him do more out-of-bounds things when the relationship was uncertain, Wo Xiu quickly pulled Yahuiquan out, and at the same time, he tried to relax quickly as if nothing had happened. hands.

"The next time you're about to distance yourself, take a look back." Wo Xiu said quickly.

Then, on the grounds that he had stayed on the ship of Glorious Wings for too long and had to go back to the main ship of the special forces to handle official business, Commander Woxiu, who could not be driven away just now, ran away with a calm face. .

Yahuiquan: "..."

Wo Xiu was gone, and Yahuiquan looked at the door where the figure disappeared again for a while, and then he realized that Wo Xiu had just reached out his hand, and there should be no other intentions.

Just because there happened to be that metal table in his back path.

The utensils on the Glory Wings command ship are mainly made of metal. The small table that Wo Xiu supported and leaned on is not big, but the four corners of the table are cold and sharp, and the four sides are not too blunt.

Wo Xiu suddenly put his arm back and put it across the back, just to block him who was restless and didn't pay attention to his surroundings.

... But there is really no other intention in stretching his arms, and the look in the back looking down from above is hard to say.

Yahuiquan searched through his own experience database, and found that there was no comparison, no precedent, and found nothing except to confirm that Wo Xiu was really an object that could not be matched with previous experience.

He wasn't sure if he was thinking too much, and he stood silent in the custody room where he was the only one left.

The guard at the door probably saw that the commander Woxiu next door had gone out, but his own officer didn't show up for a long time, and he didn't show his voice.

A guard shouted "report" at the door, and hesitantly poked his head around.

For a second, General Ya put away his irritability that was almost overflowing, and said very coldly: "Go out."

"Yes!" The guard was startled, quickly retracted his head, and closed the door for the general.

At this time, Yahuiquan didn't think the room was too quiet or dark at all. On the contrary, he was a little thankful for the shade of darkness and the tranquility of being alone, which allowed him to sigh restrainedly, and pressed the hands that seemed to still have residual warmth. The desktop was blanked for a moment, and I allowed myself to relax here for 10 more minutes, and it was right to go out to deal with the rest before the next stage of work.

On the other side, Wo Xiu returned to the main ship of the special forces, and received a warm welcome as expected.

Little Kaimen, who was holding a ribbon bottle, was lifted up by the boss without warning, and was stared at by the boss for five seconds in a daze.

Little Kaimen tentatively "squeaked": "Boss...?"

"It's okay." Wo Xiu put Xiao Kaimen down.

The target of the eye contact has changed to another person, and the difference can be quickly understood after only five seconds of watching.

Wo Xiu first confirmed whether this area has been space-isolated in the colorful ribbons flying all over the sky. Otherwise, if the ribbons and dust get into the ship's components, the carnival will be a disaster for the ship.

"Boss, did you get infected by that General Ya after staying next door for a long time?" An ordinary soldier said that he was one of the people who didn't know the secret of returning early, and asked the boss on behalf of his colleagues. "As soon as you come back, ask about the management details first. If you don't respond to our welcome, you look so strict like the guy next door."

"It can still be contagious, so how close are the two people?"

"I can't tell—hey boss, have you been intimate with him for a few hours?"

The noisy team members have always kept their mouths open during the celebrations. They are a group of "wild animals" who are veritably lively and overly lively. Since the boss has just returned, they will definitely pamper them more and dare to make any jokes.

However, when Wo Xiu had indeed reached a very close distance just now and was indeed relatively intimate, the jokes sounded a bit off, which was very wrong.

Wo Xiu: "..."

Little brats!