It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

The matter of naming can be very simple. In the era of popularization of artificial intelligence, what kind of name do you want to choose, what meaning does it have, or you want to have a favorite word in the name...Anyway, all the above conditions, as long as you report them all With artificial intelligence, people can let go of it, just wait for AI to search in the character library and find the words that meet the conditions, and then use the algorithm to arrange and combine them to derive several alternatives. If it is eye-catching, a name that not only pays attention to the shape of the characters, but also does not lose the connotation will be chosen.

The whole process doesn't take much time or effort.

For such small tasks as naming pets, they are too lazy to think about it, and there are more people who keep things simple——

Whether cats, dogs or birds with patterns on their bodies are called Huahua.

If the hair is pure black, pure white or with other colors as the main body, it will be named according to the color of the hair, and you can choose from small black, large white and yellow.

Those who grow fat are called Qiuqiu or Pangpang.

There are six out of ten thinner ones, and they are all called Xiaoxiao or Diandian.

……

Some people simply named them after the species.

According to the data provided by Baili Qingqing for Yahuiquan, looking at the four major galaxies of the Star Alliance, there are about 1528 cats named "Mimi", 1763 dogs named "Wow", and 918 birds named "Jiujiu".

"Do you want to refer to 'Mimi', the cat name that tops the list of the four most popular galaxies?" Baili asked after providing the data.

Yahuiquan didn't speak.

His eyes were dazzled by Mimi Wangjiujiu all over the screen, and he felt that he could hardly read.

Beside him, the cat seemed quite interested in this proposal, stood up with its four limbs supporting his thigh, and brought its short pink nose closer to the screen in front of it.

"Your cat spouse seems to have shown some approval for 'Mimi'." Baili added.

Ya Huiquan blinked and regained his senses.

Before the little cat's nose really touched the screen, he raised his hand mercilessly, and "slapped" off Baili's statistics page: "Don't even think about it."

Ya Huiquan strongly rejected the name "Mimi".

Because firstly, it was really too perfunctory, and secondly, he didn't want someone to take a look at his personal information and find out that his marriage partner was called "Mimi".

It sounded like he was married to 1528—oh, 1529 cats if you add this new Mimi.

But after pondering over the opened font library for two days, during which he also approved several work documents, Yahuiquan was able to clearly know which names he did not want and which word combinations he would reject at a glance However, what kind of combination he can see clearly will be chosen by him...

General Ya's talent may have been completely consumed in military strategy and battleship mecha operations.

With such an elegant name as "Huiquan" and such a simple surname as "Ya", his artistic and cultural attainments are obviously not very high.

Nothing came to his mind.

The progress of naming the kitten is stuck at the first level of "word selection".

Naming the AI ​​is undoubtedly convenient. Baili's core is being upgraded every year, and the technology it carries is always at the forefront of this era, but Yahuiquan has no intention of letting Baili intervene in naming it.

He was very persistent, and even showed a little stubbornness in this regard. Baili recommended himself twice, and after detecting that the master's mood would deteriorate as the topic deepened, he didn't mention it again.

Before Yahuiquan successfully named the cat, the electronic butler only reminded him of another thing.

It originated when Yahuiquan found that the cat followed him into the bathroom.

The kitten entered the bathroom openly.

It walked behind the person on its short furry legs. Yahuiquan hadn't planned to let it in, but was going to block the cat from the door. As a result, the small size of the kitten made it difficult to block it. The person who was going to stop the cat didn't even bend down, but saw a small shadow flashing in the crack of the door, and after a closer look, the hairball that should have been blocked by the door had disappeared.

Ya Huiquan straightened his back that had only been bent a little, and turned his head to find that the cat had jumped onto the countertop of the sink, sat there properly, and even barked at him.

Like saying: What's wrong, why are you looking at me like this?

Yahuiquan: "..."

This time the target was precise and the shot was quick. His slender fingers pinched the back of the kitten's neck, but his strength was restrained and gentle, and he moved the overly active "little audience" away.

"There is no need for audiences here." Ya Huiquan said when he lifted the kitten away.

He really couldn't understand what the cat was thinking.

When he came out of the bathroom, he found that the kitten that had been taken out hadn't left, but was still squatting outside the bathroom door.

Yahuiquan lowered his head and observed the scene for a long time, but he didn't understand why the bathroom was suddenly favored by the other party.

Baili inserted his own reminder at this moment, and he said abruptly: "Master, this may be a behavioral expression, your cat spouse is showing his needs with actions."

Ya Huiquan glanced at the bathroom, then at the cat, and found that the cat was no longer staring at the bathroom, but was looking at him with its head up, so he leaned over and scratched the cat's chin, and said, "What do you need? "

Baili: "It may also want a home bathroom of its own."

It is necessary to mention that because the kitten was raised outdoors before, although it is still young, its mobility is not low. From the first night when it came to this house, it has learned to go to the garden outside the house without a teacher Solve the "cat problem" with the small woods, and also know how to dig sand and bury the soil, and come back to the house after cleaning up outside.

The cat had never shown its hygienic needs in front of Yahuiquan. Yahuiquan bought two shopping carts of cat supplies at home, but they were all rations and toys.

He seemed to have agreed in his heart that he didn't need to worry about this aspect, so he completely ignored adding cat toilets and other supplies to the shopping cart.

Baili suddenly mentioned that the cat might want a home bathroom, and Yahuiquan was stunned for a moment.

"It's been sunny recently, master." Baili continued after calling out a weather forecast, "When it enters the winter month, the weather outside will become very cold, and it will often rain and snow, so your cat spouse is no longer suitable to go. Solving hygiene needs outdoors requires staying in a warm room for a longer period of time.”

Yahuiquan felt that Baili's persuasive explanation made him look like a jerk who didn't understand cat feelings and treated him harshly.

But in any case, subconsciously, the kitten can handle these things by itself, thus ignoring the information in this regard, and it is indeed my own problem that I am not ready.

He briefly reflected, picking the cat up from the ground.

"Did you already foresee that the temperature will drop?" Yahuiquan touched the kitten's furry head again.

While introspecting, he also realized that the cat he picked up seemed a little smart.

But he has never had other pets in the past, so I don't know if this is the average cat.

Yahuiquan didn't pay much attention to this point - anyway, even if it was a silly cat, he picked it up by himself, and he still had to raise it.

After 5 minutes, he has no time to think about other problems.

He was inundated with all kinds of cat hygiene product reviews.

These hairy little ancestors not only have complicated eating, but also complicated hygiene problems.

The cat toilet has a side-opening top-opening single-layer double-layer passage corner type.

Cat litter includes crystal sand, bentonite environmental protection paper, tofu sand, fir and pine sand.

Ya Huiquan patiently opened a nanny-level cat litter evaluation, which is known as the most comprehensive in the universe, and watched a three-dimensional image of a "cat breeder" projected to guide new cat owners on how to choose cat litter. When the new cat litter arrives home Finally, how to test whether it suits the wishes of the cat ancestors in the family.

The previous content is okay. Although Yahuiquan thinks that the set of "thin-bottom evaluation", "central evaluation", "clump evaluation" and "dust evaluation" is shocking, I feel that these people evaluate a cat litter. It's not bad to do a new equipment test with the military technology department.

Later, when the person said let's take a look at this cat litter box, this is our Reinhardt's cat litter box, let's actually investigate the use effect of this fir sand - Ya Huiquan made a decisive decision Turn off the video.

Contemporary cat slaves are simply astounded by their dedication to their cat ancestors.

As a newcomer who has just entered the pet industry, General Ya sincerely believes that it is not necessary to do this kind of "seeking truth from facts" in the evaluation of pet products.

"Master, do you need to delete this video file for you?" Baili asked again in a mysterious manner.

The electronic butler observed the master's expression, thinking that the other party had just reached a very rare state.

To describe it with an ancient Internet buzzword, Yahuiquan has just experienced a "pupil earthquake".

"What was the last thing he recommended?" Yahuiquan said.

Although he didn't want to watch this kind of overly realistic video anymore, but considering that he hadn't bought all the daily necessities for the cat, after weighing for two seconds, he resolutely pushed the job to the hard-working electronic housekeeper.

"Baili." He said again, "You take this video data and watch it again, and then add it to the shopping cart according to the recommendation to place an order."

Baili obediently complied with the request, and the background quickly processed the information.

When the image information was retrieved by the electronic housekeeper, the screen in front of him returned to the main interface of the personal terminal. Suddenly, Ya Huiquan, who had nothing to do, licked the cat beside him. Touching the address book, it is rare to want to see the small dynamic sharing platform attached to the address book.

During the time he was lying in the recuperation cabin, he was basically isolated from the world. Although he was tired of meaningless social interaction, there were always some people who could be included in his "regular observation" list.

On the dynamic sharing platform, the first message that Ya Huiquan posted was from his personal guard Lu Siming, who was posting about his eight-month-old nephew.

This is a child who just crossed the turbulent years and was born at the beginning of peace.

Yahuiquan watched those photos and short videos quietly for a while, his brows and eyes softened a little.

He has already called up Lu Siming's personal information code from the side, and is about to send a message——

Then the page was automatically updated when new developments were detected, and he swiped to the latest set of pictures posted by this person. 】

Why, human civilization has entered the era of ephemeris, and science and technology have been so developed, there are some bad habits—for example, I like to take pictures of everything that is caught by a baby, and I like to post this on the public platform after taking pictures—— But it seems to be engraved in the genes of some people. Not only has it not been eliminated by the times, but it has been renewed forever?

Yahuiquan couldn't figure it out.

The blessings that had been brewed were gone in a blink of an eye, and the face of the cliff facing the visual impact would be icy cold.

What greeting information does not exist.

The personal information code Captain Lu called up was just right, so suitable for being blocked by his immediate boss with one click.

Thirteen hours later, Lu Siming, who was ruthlessly shielded by the officer's eyes, tried to contact Ya Huiquan to no avail, and showed a bewildered expression at his personal terminal.

"Is the general resting at this point?" Lu Siming scratched the hair on the back of his head, looked at the "21:30" displayed on the lower right of the screen, and turned himself into a confused and confused bird's nest.

He has a piece of news here that needs to be delivered to Yahuiquan as soon as possible.