It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

If Ya Huiquan had more emotional experience, he would not be so independent in the past, and don't turn a blind eye to all the emotional arrows handed to him like an "asexual", he can consider opening up his emotional function a little bit, to experience it What is it like to receive intimate care from someone other than AI? Facing Wo Xiu's seemingly soaring concern, he will not just be confused over and over again, calmly confused, and then carefully summarize in his heart "It doesn't seem like it should be."

But who made him really inexperienced.

General Ya can't even understand his own heart, and asking him to think about others is even more difficult for him than making a temporary base joint deployment plan.

He was [-]% jerky in this respect, he was a self-confident idiot who never tried to make progress in the past, thought that he had banned this category in the elective category long ago, and would never go to the corresponding examination room anyway in this life, and was once very contented.

As a result, who knows that there are "surprises" everywhere in life, and I don't know which step I made a mistake, and suddenly I seem to have rolled into a long-term related assessment test.

What's more frightening is that he probably hasn't realized that he has entered the "examination room" so far, and he is still wondering why the environment he is in has undergone some subtle changes.

Wo Xiu's attitude made Ya Huiquan feel that something was wrong. He couldn't figure it out for a while. He stood on the bridge at four o'clock and silently caught Wo Xiu for a closer look. He didn't know whether his feeling was wrong again or Wo Xiu There is something wrong with the repair.

Wo Xiu has never been afraid of being looked at, and is the type who is naturally more adapted to accepting the attention of others.

Under the X-ray gaze of General Ya, he still had his leisure. Seeing that Ya Huiquan remained silent for a long time, he jokingly asked: "The reason I look at me this way is because I look radiant after a good night's rest. Looks better than when we met yesterday?"

This familiar shameless tone is really very Woxiu, and in an instant, the former little rascal and little bastard from outside the territory rushed back to Yahuiquan's eyes.

With just such a sentence, the subtle feeling in Ya Huiquan's heart was diluted.

He felt that Wo Xiu should also be "generally sick", with little difference between his pathological characteristics and his past, and some words and deeds that made it difficult for him to adapt to him may be a side effect of "sickness" superimposed on the reunion effect, so he shouldn't make a big fuss.

"Did you put your mind in the lounge when you got up?" Ya Huiquan said, "Otherwise, why do you turn on the screen early in the morning?"

General Ya satirized the handsome Commander Woxiu who boasted that he looked like a male peacock.

After hearing this, Wo Xiu let out a "huh".

"Then do you know when peacocks usually open their tails?" Wo Xiu asked Yahuiquan.

In Yahuiquan's knowledge base, when a peacock spreads its tail, it is generally nothing more than a beauty, and a male peacock wants to show off its gorgeous tail feathers.

There are also several blue peacocks in the central administrative area of ​​Monte Star. It is said that peacocks are also known as the king of birds. When this beautiful ornamental bird was introduced into the park-like ecological office area of ​​Monte, many media rushed to write reports. It is really rare and precious to see such a beautiful species after praising the interstellar age.

Yahuiquan didn't think much about the content of the report. For similar articles born under similar stylistic structure, reading the outline of one article is equivalent to reading a hundred articles.

He only felt that the peacock, a creature that is always open to beauty, is a good match for the group of big shots in Monte Central who pursue glamor every day, and often secretly fear that other people's glamor will overshadow their own.

Everyone is vying to be the most glamorous one, sometimes too much fighting, forgetting to take care of the aftermath, showing a bald buttocks, and the behind-the-scenes methods are very unsightly.

"What else can it be except Bimei?" Ya Huiquan said with prejudice.

As soon as Wo Xiu heard this answer, he knew that General Ya didn't know much about peacocks, and he obviously had some opinions.

He thought about it for a while, and then pressed down the explanation of "opening the screen is mainly for courtship", feeling that it was indeed a bit too much to say.

He only took a careful look at Ya Huiquan, followed the other person's words and said: "Indeed."

For no reason, Yahuiquan felt that this look was "bad intentions".

In the next second, Wo Xiu nodded seriously.

Sure enough, the man said again: "You haven't slept much all night, and you haven't had a good rest, but you still look like you can just go to any crowded area and take a stroll around, and you can receive a dozen courtship letters. Standing by the side, I am really a little stressed .”

"..." Ya Huiquan reacted for at least ten seconds, and found that what Wo Xiu meant was that the radiant opponent was good-looking enough, but he was also good-looking—maybe even better, so he put pressure on the opponent. The other party turned on the screen to compare with him.

Rao Yahuiquan is a person who is not very sensitive to "molesting". He also has little experience in this area. In the past, out of pity for his life, no one would dare to molest him.

But his intuition was agitated again, suggesting that he might have been molested rarely in his life.

Intuition kept giving Yahuiquan indescribable feelings, and he couldn't tell what he was thinking, so Yahuiquan followed his intuition to respond.

He said, "Are you sick?"

General Ya sincerely suggested that if Commander Wo Xiu really hasn't woken up yet, he might as well go back to the lounge and lie down for a while, and then go to find the other party's brain that might really be lost.

"If you can't find it now, I can reluctantly send you a ride." Ya Huiquan said, "By the way, go and see for yourself the level of the medical cabin of the Outer Territory United—whether I didn't give you any treatment yesterday, or The technical level of your medical cabin is not good? Why did you bring the commander to have his brain separated on the first day of his return, and he stood here very early in the morning unconscious?"

Wo Xiu's eyes swept over Yahuiquan, and there happened to be a supporting pillar of the interconnecting bridge next to him, so he leaned on the pillar, smiled and replied unhurriedly: "But in this way, you will wake up at four o'clock in the morning , but ran to carefully search my temporary rest room, General Ya, you are not afraid that the team has not yet officially returned to the voyage, the lace news about the two of us will first sweep the media on both sides, and a dozen stories will be written that speculate that we have an improper relationship Is it a draft?"

"No." Ya Huiquan dismissed Wo Xiu's association with a light snort, very decisively.

Wo Xiu looked at him, the smile on his lips hadn't subsided, waiting for a more detailed explanation: "Huh?"

Ya Huiquan met Wo Xiu's eyes. He looked at those blue eyes who were waiting to share interesting stories, and suddenly said, "Star media will be extra cautious about my gossip now." Suddenly he couldn't continue.

He doesn't know how to explain that he is married to a cat. Now if anyone deliberately spreads his scandal, there is a great chance that he will be sued by the "unreasonable" him, with the ultimate goal of suing the other party for bankruptcy Destroy military marriages.

The matter of marrying a cat has always been a random speculation by outsiders, needless to say, others can make up a logically complete story around the theme of "deep scheming, using cats as a pretext for fame and fortune" .

Thinking back carefully, from the accidental marriage with Li Dandan to now, Ya Huiquan seems to have never explained the reason for the marriage to anyone in detail, explaining to others that all this was not in his plan, nor was it his intention.

He has never been very good at self-defense. In the past, his response plan was to fight back or deal with it coldly. He assumed the posture of "don't bother idiots", thinking that it would be a waste to explain more to idiots who only listen to the wind and rain. Time, he is not obliged to do IQ poverty alleviation for the mentally handicapped.

But Woxiu is not mentally handicapped first, secondly he doesn’t know how to listen to wind and rain, and thirdly...

Third, the other party is a person appointed by himself as "able to speak".

Yahuiquan faced such a "talking" person, but found that he didn't really want to mention marriage. .

Yahuiquan fell silent suddenly, and Wo Xiu seemed to see something.

Wo Xiu also suddenly remembered after making jokes about the scandal. After being able to meet people with his own body, it seems that being a human is too easy, and he will always ignore being a cat from time to time, and immerse himself in the experience of being a human again. I can't extricate myself.

A married person with a notoriously vicious reputation, who would dare to be so rampant and openly engage in "extramarital affairs" for him, and write gossip about married bad-tempered generals?

Therefore, Wo Xiu took the initiative to take the conversation, and he quickly remedied and said: "It seems that I still have some information that needs to be updated, and I have to catch up on the current situation."

Wo Xiu specifically made this ambiguous, and while making things right for Yahuiquan, he was also making things good for himself.

Yahuiquan looked at him again.

This time, General Ya finally gave a "huh".

This topic was quickly brought to light by two people with different ideas but coincident goals.

It may be to avoid the atmosphere from becoming subtle again, or it may be that we have chatted for a while, and it is time to talk about something serious.

After that, under the bright lights of the Interchange Bridge, the information about the basic personnel of the "Hole Card" team was pre-screened. Exceptionally tacit understanding and high efficiency.

There were too many things yesterday, and the identity verification was placed at the top of the list after returning to the ship. Wo Xiu didn't find time to do a replay of the small raid until the welcome party was over. Later, Huiquan made a comparison sheet with the information sent late at night.

Ya Huiquan quickly scanned the comparison list that Wo Xiu generously shared, he paused slightly, and raised his thin eyelids that drooped slightly from reading the information: "When you handed over the members of the 'Hole Card' to the guards on duty yesterday I specifically reminded them that it is best to equip the captives with restraint devices with anti-jamming devices, and the signal protection level in the collective custody room should be improved—do you suspect that they have implanted jammers in their bodies?"

Yahuiquan didn't use the saying of "carrying a jammer on his body", he cut into the key of "implantation in the body" in one step.

In fact, this information was reported to him in real time last night. He was also thinking about the identity verification at that time, and at the same time, his mood was chaotic, but the part of his brain in charge of work was still working meticulously, and soon notified the fourth person in charge of taking prisoners. The wing guards followed the reminder.

Wo Xiu claims to be the number one scientist in the interstellar world, and he can extract what Huiquan really wants to convey from vague reminders.

Ya Huiquan is not as confident and high-profile as Wo Xiu, but his ability to immediately understand the opponent's thinking is comparable to Wo Xiu.

"The captives themselves have to go through three inspection procedures before being admitted into the custody room. Any dangerous devices carried outside the body can be detected by these three procedures. You are alone in the rear to face this team. There is nothing left, and the ability to win by surprise is mostly through the spiritual field, and then through the spiritual field collision to find something." Ya Huiquan said, "The anti-jamming function already includes anti-signal interference, and additionally improves the indoor signal. Regarding the level of protection, you are worried that the single-layer insurance is not enough, and you think that the 'signal' is the key to the activation of the devices in their bodies."

The last time Wo Xiu heard Yahuiquan say so many things in one breath, it was Yahuiquan who analyzed the situation with Li Dandan as a cat.

He didn't expect to be treated like this after he turned back into a human. He blinked his eyes, a little surprised.

Ya Huiquan was watching Wo Xiu, and caught the surprise slipping out of the other's eyes.

"...What is your expression?" Ya Huiquan frowned, "Which thing am I wrong?"

"No." Wo Xiu immediately explained, "I'm just a little surprised that you said so much at once."

Yahuiquan: "..."

Wo Xiu also added an explanation: "Under the premise of not sneering at others and raising arguments."

General Ya, who thought he would hear some serious objections, relaxed his brows—but obviously he didn't want to be nice.

With a blank expression, he asked Wo Xiu to "seek benevolence and benevolence": "After all, you really didn't have a brain when you went out today. Out of humanitarianism, I have to be considerate of you, so as not to say something simple, people who go out without a brain can't understand."

Wo Xiu calmly accepted this self-inflicted additional taunt, and his reckless gesture made Yahuiquan's intuition signal tower flash again, "It seems that it shouldn't be" flashed across Yahuiquan's mind, and was immediately dismissed by the official Press it down.

Woxiu, who is a crooked topic, is consciously returning to the topic: "As for the 'hole card' team, at the beginning, I suspected that this was a specially trained elite commando team, and the direction they are good at should be ambushes, thrusts, and high-speed interceptions. As soon as I locked their mechas in the spiritual field, I found that their models are not suitable for high-mobility combat at all, and the specifications of the invisible armor are not high. On the contrary, the fuselage is very 'meat', like a weird For the heavy fire team, the arsenal has been expanded and adjusted, but the muzzle trajectory is single, and it is even possible that the arsenal does not match the missile trajectory and barrel diameter at all.”

Ya Huiquan listened intently to Wo Xiu's dictation of the opponent's first-person team evaluation, and a word came to his mind.

He thought: "Like a team of heavy-fired-powder packs."

The arsenal has been expanded, but the muzzle track has not been upgraded, which means that no matter how much ammunition is in the arsenal, the missiles will also face the dilemma that the size and specifications are incorrect and cannot be launched.

It can only be like an old-fashioned firework with no clue where the fuse is, waiting for the high heat from the inside to blow it up.

"Sounds like a team of explosives, doesn't it?" Wo Xiu had a telepathic connection with Yahuiquan, and said the words that Yahuiquan was thinking, "This kind of suicidal heavy fire raid It is not uncommon in war cases, but this is not the most interesting part of this team. You just mentioned that the analysis of implanted devices is absolutely correct. When I invaded the opposite mech through the mental field, I found that their The mental power fluctuations exceeded the norm by 30%, but the human-machine connection can still be maintained, and it has not fallen, and at the same time, it can release aggressive interference signals, trying to create a mental illusion for the intruder—that is, me.”

Yahuiquan quietly heard this, and suddenly interrupted: "You..."

He just said one word, Wo Xiu looked at him, and seemed to understand his thoughts without further words, and gave him a look that was almost soothing.

"Although the state was not stable at that time, and the mecha did become a small piece of rags, but fortunately, it was okay. My ability to resist interference has always been relatively strong, and I can still deal with this abnormality." Yahuiquan took the time to say "you think too much, who is asking you" awkwardly.

His words were seamlessly connected, and he naturally got back to business: "The fluctuation exceeds 30%, which is basically equivalent to an asthma patient who has severe asthma and forces them to run a marathon with a minimum speed limit, and Qi Qi is dragging such a Not only did they finish the run, but they also ran to the limit as if they had taken a Hercules pill halfway through, and they were able to attack other people on the track."

So from this, Wo Xiu deduced that the other party probably had an implanted strengthening device in his body.

"Brain." Ya Huiquan said quickly.

He understood what Wo Xiu meant, and he also thought of the most likely implantation location.

"Yes." Wo Xiu nodded, and he said, "brain implantation is a kind of semi-finished brain modification, and their innate mental power level is limited - the information you sent last night just verified this point, These people are not top-level elites, but relying on this plug-in device, they can still maintain the connection to the mecha in the limit state, and can exert attacks beyond their own level."

However, the transformation of the semi-finished product is of course flawed. From the time when this group of people was forcibly disconnected from the man-machine connection by Commander Woxiu, who has no plug-ins and is vigorous, they seem to have been backlashed by the implanted device.

No matter how short-term the implanted devices increase their strength, they still consume themselves.

These people are still in a coma, and the mecha has been carefully cleaned up and repaired. The arsenal has been dismantled long ago, and the remote connection port of the mecha has been closed.

Just to be on the safe side, Wo Xiu hurriedly gave a reminder to use anti-jamming restraints and improve signal defense, but Ya Huiquan tacitly understood and followed his advice.

The men are currently no deterrent and will undergo joint interrogation in a few hours. Both commanders are eager to dig more from them.

"Private human body modification and human experimentation have been listed as prohibited items by the Star Alliance since the first year of the star calendar. Crude modifications that only aim at instantaneous extreme effects can be regarded as crimes against humanity." Yahuiquan's voice was a bit cold , He looked down on this rough transformation and enhancement method at a glance. It was within his jurisdiction, and the instigator would be named and shot by General Ya.

Wo Xiuxiu said that after the formal establishment of the Outer Territorial Alliance, similar regulations were issued. The two sides can reach an agreement on this point, and the Apostle Legion has the capital to carry out this transformation after the war. It is the first time it has been put into use. Just trying to invest in the inner domain of the core of natural disasters, they really need to pay more attention.

Unexpectedly, General Ya also suddenly killed him with a "returning carbine", as if he was suspected of avenging last night.

Yahuiquan said abruptly, "You didn't sleep last night, did you?"

Wo Xiu got stuck off the plane because of the topic of mutation, he said, "Huh?"

Ya Huiquan turned his head towards him again, and lifted his thin eyelids—this man only slept for more than two hours, and he was not as tired and swollen as ordinary people, showing a pair of swollen eyes, which is simply innate hardware conditions Unreasonably superior.

"Mr. Superior" bent his knuckles calmly, tapped on the border of the floating screen in front of him, and found out the generation time and last modification time of Woxiu's comparison report: "The information sent at 25:35 will be completed at [-]:[-]." The initial file of the comparison list was generated, and the last modification time was at [-]:[-], and then you walked in front of the interchange bridge fully dressed at [-]:[-]."

The intuitively listed time points are in front of him, and no one can argue at all, unless he is full of nonsense and starts to talk nonsense, saying that this is the data he compiled in his dream and compared sleepwalking.

Ya Huiquan withdrew his hand, he looked at Wo Xiu, he didn't say anything later, but it was all reflected in the raised eyebrows and other micro-expressions.

He was asking Wo Xiu incredulously: Where did you have the face to ask me if I slept well last night?

Due to his carelessness, Wo Xiu forgot to cover up the time of the document, and he didn't expect that Ya Huiquan could see such details when he looked at the things he made.

He had no way to refute, and he lost the qualification to accuse Yahuiquan of only sleeping for more than two hours.

Facing Yahuiquan faintly intending to "sanction" his gaze in turn, Wo Xiu said decisively: "Just right, now we are two sleep-deprived people—shall we go drink coffee?"

Waiting for the time to go back a bit, it was finally a quarter of an hour before the morning meeting of Wings of Glory, and the first group of people in the special forces also wanted to check on Wo Xiu's situation.

The people of the special forces rushed to nothing in the temporary lounge, confused.

Several participating captains of Wings of Glory found a general holding a coffee cup. They felt that the general who wanted to have another cup of coffee before the meeting "approached the public" seemed to be a little more friendly than usual. .

Inside the bar, the person half blocked by Yahuiquan turned his head and greeted everyone quite naturally.

"The amount of coffee beans added just now should be enough, how about a cup?"

Seeing that he shouldn't have appeared here early in the morning, and that he should have gone back to the next door last night, the captains of Glory Wings also looked puzzled, and some people may still suspect that they have not woken up.

Wo Xiu's greeting didn't get a response, and he wasn't embarrassed.

Because the cup just bottomed out, General Ya said nothing, but pushed the empty cup over. Wo Xiu temporarily turned off the automatic pouring function of the coffee machine, disassembled the small steaming coffee pot from the top, and carried it by himself. The small pot poured another cup for General Ya, and there was a splash-proof height difference of about one centimeter at the mouth of the cup, which can be said to be very considerate.

"Here." Wo Xiu said.

Ya Huiquan took it back, and even pushed the other cup on the table - Wo Xiu's - over.

The confusion on the faces of the onlookers froze. They looked at the cups slowly, then at Woxiu, who was serving attentively, and then at Yahuiquan, who accepted the service calmly.

Slowly, the confusion turned into shock.