It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

There is a question that Woxiu has never considered in the past——

Is it possible for artificial intelligence to lie to humans?

The reason why Wo Xiu never considered this issue in the past is very simple, because in his opinion, compared with human beings, artificial intelligence is really the endorsement of the nouns of "impartiality" and "objective rationality".

Unlike humans, artificial intelligence is sometimes disturbed by many uncertain factors when acting.

A person's past experience, his current emotions when facing the incident, whether his psychological state is stable or not at the time of the incident, and his relationship with other people in the incident, and his personal subjective feelings towards other parties... All of the above, can become the basis for influencing a person's actions, and will make the person not objective enough.

That's why people will sometimes be blunt, sometimes lie and deceive, sometimes ambiguously circumvent, and sometimes use ambiguous words to perfunctory.

But artificial intelligence, no matter how huge their database is and how rich their algorithms are, in the final analysis, they are still a bunch of ordered combinations of 0 and 1.

All their algorithms are full of logic, and all data has an objective basis.

Calm, objective, and honest.

This is the label attached to artificial intelligence.

It seems that AI should not know how to use speech skills like a real person. When it finds that the owner's ideas are obviously wrong, it not only does not help to correct it, but also cleverly plays a word game.

However, after Baili listened to Yahuiquan's inquiry, while Li Dandan was holding his breath as if waiting for the verdict, the electronic housekeeper was silent for a while, and he said: "What, did Mr. Li go to greet you? I'm sorry, young master , Mr. Li did not discuss this matter with me in advance, and I don't think this constitutes collusion."

The electronic butler's voice was very subtle, surprised and slightly smiling.

Baili directly omitted the part of "Li Dandan left home for seven days without reason". He cleverly continued to mislead people's thinking without lying.

"It was a surprise to me, too," Barry said. "You're obviously still deeply cared about by your feline mate, and we have a strong family bond."

The communication was quickly hung up, and the electronic butler happily said that he would wait for the two masters to return home at home, and he would prepare a dinner that met the specifications for the New Year and reunion.

Wo Xiu was shocked.

While these words fit the reality, in the ears of Wo Xiu and Yahuiquan, they can have two completely different meanings.

... What kind of magical artificial intelligence is Baili?Wo Xiu felt that his understanding of AI had been refreshed.

Beside him, Yahuiquan said suddenly, "I think Baili might be lying to me."

Wo Xiu: "..."

Li Dandan's pupils shrank in shock, and the cat made three seconds of mental preparation before it slowly turned its head towards the person.

Yahuiquan didn't look like he had discovered the truth. He lowered his head and noticed the cat's stiffness, and there was a hint of worry in the stretched eyebrows and eyes.

"Your neck is uncomfortable?" Ya Huiquan wanted to touch the cat's head with one free hand. He raised his hand and noticed the mud spots on his gloves. He withdrew his hand, lowered his head and pulled off the glove with the clean part of his fingertips in his mouth, then stretched out his hand again and rubbed the cat's head as he wished, "Why are you so nervous, I said you have a guilty conscience?"

Li Dandan didn't have neck discomfort, but was really guilty. To be honest, the cat was still very confused by the appearance of the person. It seemed that Yahuiquan's "deception" and reality were not a deception.

It's really hard not to attract the cat's attention to the action of people biting their fingertips through the gloves. Li Dandan's gaze followed Ya Huiquan's hand a little bit involuntarily.

"Meow." Li Dandan called out tentatively, wanting to know what Ya Huiquan said first when he thought Baili had lied to him.

Ya Huiquan operated the vehicle forward with one hand. He took off the glove and simply left it on the cat, patting the cat relaxedly: "Baili's words are a bit ambiguous, and he also deliberately emphasizes family affection. It sounds like You obviously colluded, but you still pretend to be a coincidence to increase the surprise effect."

If you know it, you still have to say you don't know it. Baili lied about this matter, which is what Yahuiquan thinks is "cheating".

The person who felt that he had reached the correct conclusion snorted, and stretched out his fingers to scratch the cat's chin: "Without Baili's help, how did you run all the way from home to the receiving and dispatching station, and you were so accurate in finding the stop of the vehicle? The recruits who come here every year have to get lost for at least a week, and the distance is long, and you have to run with your paws, and you have to be tired and paralyzed halfway, and then I have to be sued in two courts of marriage and animal protection at the same time, saying that I abused The partner also abused the cat."

Wo Xiu: "..."

After being shocked by "Baili turned out to be such an AI", it took only 5 minutes for the incident to happen, and Wo Xiu didn't expect that the shock would come in a hurry.

Yahuiquan's logic sounded perfectly sound at first glance, but it was far from the reality, and perfectly came to a set of wrong conclusions.

Wo Xiu tasted these words back and forth. He had a particularly complicated mood, and he also realized that it was very different from the image he showed to the outside world every day. Once Ya Huiquan faced someone the other party thought was trustworthy, the other party seemed to be Unexpectedly...simple.

The simple General Ya didn't notice anything, and returned home with his conclusion that deviated from the truth and the cat that was hiding a little secret.

Human beings are the creatures with the most complex behavior patterns known in the universe; Yahuiquan, as a young man who can seize the opportunity to reach the top position of general, is someone who secretly pokes and arranges him every now and then.

In front of his cat and AI, his rumored scheming index is probably negative.

Li Dandan and Baili didn't even have to avoid people, they just communicated with each other about "running away from home" under the nose of General Ya, one cat and one machine.

Baili uses the sentence "Did you go out and have a good time?", which omits the point of time, to imply that Li Dandan will be a few days old as soon as he slips out of the house.

Based on the principle of apologizing as the first priority, Li Dandan apologized urgently to Baili face to face, and sincerely explained that he was really pressed for time at the time, and there was a reason for going out.

"You guys stay together every day, how can you talk so much all the time?" Ya Huiquan listened to the cat machine chat for a while, his cat language level fluctuated from high to low, and today it is estimated that it is just at the "low" end , so I listened for a long time, but I didn't understand anything, and I was very puzzled by the two who accompanied me every day so well.

Li Dandan had a meal with Baili.

Although Baili still has doubts about what Li Dandan said about "things happen for a reason", he wants to know the reason, while Li Dandan wants to keep his privacy on this point, Maoji has a slight disagreement on this point.

But on other matters—for example, we should not let Ya Huiquan know that he ran away from home, and avoid people who are very sensitive in this regard from thinking too much, especially this gentleman, if he thinks too much, he can easily think of the worst direction directly. The ability to associate is a heavy blow to the ego.

Baili and Li Dandan had a perfect understanding in this regard, and there was no disagreement. It was easy for them to reach a consensus.

"Mr. Li and I can always reach an agreement on some matters related to you." Baili replied to Yahuiquan, "Mr. Li is always a reliable partner in this regard, and I can understand that sometimes you evaluate me as ' nagging' concern."

Li Dandan let out a "meow", and promised to the electronic housekeeper that no matter what, he is indeed trustworthy in this regard, and he is also willing to accept the inspection of AI.

The small coffee machine on the dining table shook its mechanical arm.

"Besides." Baili's voice came from the coffee machine again, "It's hard to have a family member who loves peaceful communication, and I'm also happy to chat with Mr. Li."

Ya Huiquan remained unaware of the meaning behind these few words, he understood from another angle.

"So you hold denunciations against me every day?" Yahuiquan picked the thorn in Baili's words, and pulled the cat's tail closer to his hand.

The content of his words seemed to be dissatisfied, but his body language was relaxed. He rarely sat upright on the sofa in the small living room, allowing his back to relax a little, and his back fit into the soft back of the sofa.

In front of him is an electronic butler who is hard at work making coffee, and on his lap is a cat that wraps its tail around his wrist.

His AI and the cat glanced at him silently.

Li Dandan patted the coffee machine as if pouring hot drinks for someone, and was touched back by the mechanical arm.

In a situation where people don't know anything, there is another consensus in this family that only the self-proclaimed head of the family, Yahuiquan, doesn't know——

No matter how you misunderstand it, as long as people are happy.

Wo Xiu has passed a test in Baili, thanks to the understanding of the electronic housekeeper and the amazing coaxing of the client.

So far, during the 48 hours of rest, the biggest difficulty after turning back to Li Dandan seems to have been solved. Wo Xiu can use his identity as a cat to accompany Yahuiquan with peace of mind, and by the way, he will offer many intimacy that is inconvenient when he is a human. , give people a lot of cuddling hugs, and occasionally accompanied by cat kisses.

He didn’t forget the search terms he happened to see on the ship, and he also tried his best to make people understand that it is impossible to forget the other party within these 48 hours. As a cat, Li Dandan didn't even remember his real name and identity at first, but he knew how to choose the target accurately, and even touched a general named Ya with reddish-brown eyes under the boots of a general.

I have completely forgotten myself, but I still remember you.

So you see, who is willing to forget you?

Wo Xiu's companionship and intimacy paid off.

On the first night of returning home from a long journey, Ya Huiquan was not used to being awake and alert like when he was outside. During his mission, he only slept for two hours a day and was full of energy. When he returns home and relaxes in the private area, he always gets sleepy very quickly, as if he wants to make up for the sleep he hasn't had outside at home.

Yahuiquan almost fell asleep on the sofa that night, and was awakened by the cat again. He felt Li Dandan's paw pads gently patted on him. The cat urged him to go upstairs to sleep. Claws hugged Li Dandan into his arms, held him for a while as if charging temporarily, and then got up sleepy as if the battery was barely able to continue. After entering the room, the false battery was declared exhausted immediately, and when it was exhausted, he was asked to fall directly on the bed to continue. Pick up sleep.

The cat is responsible for adjusting the posture of the person, pushing the pillow to the right position, covering the quilt carefully, adjusting the room temperature, and pulling the curtains to turn off the lights and other full-service operations.

Yahuiquan got a week-long vacant cat belly and cat snoring, and had a good night's sleep with Li Dandan's company.

The next day, according to Wo Xiu's observation, he felt that Ya Huiquan's worries about "whether cats forget people" should have been basically dispelled.

There is nothing more peaceful than waking up to a cat and receiving a good morning greeting from a cat.

Li Dandan dispels Yahuiquan's self-made rumors with practical actions, and his strength proves that he is still a caring and well-behaved little cotton-padded jacket cat.

Yahuiquan is no longer worried about being forgotten by the cat, and his salary has not declined.

After a night of rest, he was relieved of the "family matter", and another important matter floated up from the bottom of his heart like a relay, making him subconsciously open his personal terminal and call up the communication interface.

Ya Huiquan remembered that Wo Xiu hadn't heard from him for almost 20 hours, and guessed that no matter how hard it was today, that person's trip to the medical cabin should have ended, and the medical monitoring center would not even allow people to open their personal terminals—— Unless the patient is falling into a severe coma, without the ability to act autonomously.

Yesterday I deliberately asked a few more details, but I couldn't ask because of weird concerns. Today, Yahuiquan plans to go directly to Woxiu himself to express his tactful concern.

only……

Whether it is "actively expressing concern" or "actively contacting others during the vacation", General Ya is a little unfamiliar with both of these two things, which made him pause for a while in front of the interface that has been activated. Wanting to find another reason to make his proactive call look more like it was for other things, and finally "piggybacked" to ask about the other party's condition, so that he didn't care too much deliberately.

Li Dandan happened to come over to find someone at this time, and Mao wanted to confirm today's menu with him.

As soon as Yahuiquan looked down and saw the cat, he had a flash of inspiration. He told Li Dandan not to move, then quickly picked up the cat and placed it next to him.

Li Dandan was baffled by this operation, but still coordinated with the person's movements, the cat obediently sat down beside the person.

"I just said...let him look at the cat." Ya Huiquan murmured to himself, and he rubbed Li Dandan's cat's head, "After all, no one can determine your breed so far, just right, Here's a guy who claims to be the Encyclopedia of Species all day long."

Li Dandan savored this "he" for a while, and suddenly there was an alarm bell in his heart, and his intuition was not good, so he raised his head and looked forward——

The communication partner Yahuiquan chose was Wo Xiu.

He was sitting next to Yahuiquan, watching Yahuiquan send him a newsletter application, and Yahuiquan tried to introduce him to himself.

Wo Xiu: "..."

The cat sat up slowly again.

The cat is a little choking.