After dressing as the male protagonist's younger brother, I entered the marriage
Chapter 23 Too Drunk, Guess What, Hahaha It's Me Again! ...
Everyone: "..."
Are you kidding us?
"Clap clap clap..."
Liu Guanwen stood up and clapped his hands vigorously to encourage him, "Well, cousin, rhyme, rhyme!"
Liu Guanwen has never read a book because he has never heard of it, and his heart is pressed in business, and the slobbery sentences he made can also rhyme, which is really good!If he encourages you more, maybe if you don't hear it, you will read more books and try to be a scholar.
Wen Bu stood in the middle of the garden, holding a cup made of bamboo in his hand.The bamboo tube is polished clean, and the greenery is like a jade cup.In the center of the cup is a light red strip of paper that is three fingers wide. On the paper is written in black and handsome characters, "One can be a master if one suffers through suffering." On the bottom left of the note is written "Liu's Cafe", and on the bottom right is a picture of a tree. Simple willow.
"What, nonsense!"
"That's right, what coffee is so popular, it's an insult to this noble chrysanthemum!" The scholar who only wrote poems when he heard about it sneered.
Confused, Wang Fei grabbed Liu Guanwen's sleeve and asked, "Brother Guanwen, what is your cousin doing?"
Liu Guanwen said bluntly, "I don't know, but my cousin made such a rhyming line, which really refreshed my ears!"
Wang Fei: "..."
If you can't smell it, you can hear the noise around you, wave your hands and say: "Everyone, please be quiet, let me explain."
He lifted the lid of the coffee, held the bamboo tube and circled around, the rich aroma of the coffee wafted in the fragrance of the flowers, complementing each other amazingly.
"This taste is so wonderful." A scholar said, "It makes me feel refreshed."
If you don't smell it, you will laugh: "This is the treasure of our Liu's Cafe!"
It is also the only product, and you can't tell if you don't smell it.
"It's called Coffee!"
"Coffee?" All the scholars stretched their necks, as if they were sitting in a classroom, waiting for their master to answer their questions.
"Coffee has a strong aroma and a mellow taste. It acts like strong tea, refreshing your mind and driving away sleepiness!"
If you can't smell it, you can say, "It's just that the coffee tastes a bit bitter. I think back when my brother was hanging from the beam and stayed up late to study, he drank this coffee. He said, "The saint said that one can be a master when one eats bitterness." Only this bitter Coffee can make him clear his mind and study hard!"
"It's something that Eldest Prince Wen has drunk?"
"Really, is it true that Mr. Wen is smart after drinking coffee?"
"If you don't smell it, you are the younger brother who can't smell it. Why is he lying to us?"
The scholars gathered together, biting their ears, pointing at the coffee and murmuring.
At this time, the scholar who was not pleasant to the eyes said: "You said that the effect of coffee is similar to that of tea, and it is also bitter, so why don't we choose tea? You introduce coffee to us because you want to earn our money!"
If you can't smell it, you can say calmly: "Yes."
"Excuse!"
"what?"
"what……"
Seeing him uttering his purpose so frankly, the man choked back the words in his throat, with an aggrieved expression on his face, why did he admit it, he shouldn't say some big truths, or cover up with good words, he hasn't figured out how to refute it yet!
"I earn money, everyone earns time, everyone gets their own benefits, isn't it good?"
If you can't smell it, let the boy put the coffee in the basket on the table, and take off the lids, the strong smell is even worse.The scholars gathered around, their curious gazes placed in the gray liquid.
If you don't smell it, you say: "Everyone, let me tell you. Although tea is refreshing, if you drink it for many years, the body will get used to it, and the refreshing effect will be weakened. Just like people who don't know how to drink, drinking for many years will not easily get drunk. .”
"And everyone has never drank coffee. I think it will be effective for most of you here. Think about it, if you read at night, others are sleepy and the words are floating in front of your eyes, but you are full of energy and write like a god. Just beat them!"
"You read one more hour a day than others. One month is thirty hours, and one year is one month more books! All of you here are well-known scholars in Yong'an County. They are knowledgeable, and they can read more books in a month than others. How many articles to memorize!"
Words that can't be heard fly into the scholar's mind like a spell.
That's right, they study so hard every day, isn't it just to test their fame, and if they can be one hour longer than others every day, how much they have won over other scholars!
For a moment, the eyes of the scholars looking at the coffee were like cats at night, shining brightly.
"Cough... is this coffee really that good?" Wang Fei asked suddenly.
If you can't smell it, put your hands behind your back, and said confidently, "I brought a carriage of coffee today, and this is just one of the baskets. Everyone has a cup, and you can try it for free."
If you can't smell it, let the little servant of the Liu family go to the carriage to get the basket and distribute it to everyone.
The coffee on the table was given to Liu Guanwen, Wang Fei and others first.
Liu Guanwen took the coffee, held it in both hands and smelled it, and sighed, "It's really fragrant, not like ordinary products. Cousin, where did you get this coffee?"
If he didn't smell it, he smiled mysteriously and said: "Cousin, I have my own adventure, so I don't want to spread it to the outside world."
When he said that, everyone thought that he was a lunatic before, suddenly became better, and even played mahjong. This must have been instructed by a god!Could it be that his brother was really a Wenqu star?
They are all high-minded and arrogant scholars, flattering and flattering on the lips, but a little bit of pride in their hearts is inevitable.But if you think about it this way, if you can't hear that Wenquxing came to the world, it is reasonable for them to be inferior to gods.Moreover, he is the reincarnation of a god, and after the reincarnation, the god friend secretly gives advice to him, so it makes sense!
Quite a few people looked at Bujiu in amazement. At that moment, someone wrote a poem "Meeting the Immortal" and gave it to Bujiu.
If you can't smell it, you twitch the corner of your mouth and accept it.
Well, they save me the trouble for thinking so.I don't know if I can't smell it.
After waiting for a cup of coffee in hand, he said, "You can have a taste first, if you have any problems, I can solve them for you."
Hearing what he said, the curious scholar opened the lid of the bamboo tube, took a sip tentatively, and then frowned tightly.
"This...is too bitter!"
Those who had drunk it all frowned, touched the tea on the table and rinsed their mouths.
If you can't smell it, just touch your nose and say with a smile: "If you feel bitter, you can add sugar, honey or milk, it won't affect the effect, but my brother once said so."
"Heaven will send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer from their minds and wills, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and disturb their actions. Therefore, they must be motivated to endure and strengthen what they cannot."
"It is also said that the sword peak comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold."
"Study is a hard job. If you can't endure hardship, how can you achieve a career." If you don't hear it, you will be impassioned, telling all the scholars with enthusiasm and high spirits.
"As expected of Mr. Wen, you really have broad knowledge and strong will, I have no choice but to obey!"
The owner of the garden waved his hand and called his servants, "Put in new pens and new inks. Today's Chrysanthemum Appreciation Poems will not appreciate chrysanthemums, so we will write poems and odes for the coffee brought by Wen Ergong to express our ambition!"
"it is good!"
All the scholars responded one after another, took off the chrysanthemums on their heads and put them on the table, replaced them with pens and inks and scolded Fang Qiu.
If you don't smell it, you will smile and say: "Everyone who gives me some face, can you give me today's calligraphy. When Liu's Cafe opens, I will frame them in the cafe for students to watch?"
"of course can!"
"Mr. Wen's actions are making us successful!" The scholars responded quickly, thinking that they must write a perfect poem and not lose face.
The two scholars who had just disliked the words and slandered him came over with blushing faces and bowed to him.
"It's because we are narrow-minded and only rely on rumors to determine people's minds. Master Wen made coffee, which is enough to impress the students."
If you can't smell it, you wave your hands quickly, "I didn't make this coffee, I'm just a businessman, and I just sell it."
"That's also a good thing. If people who are busy and sleepy at night can drink coffee, it will be a treasure!" said the scholar.
"I just don't know, where is Wen Ergongzi's cafe?"
"Yes, and how much does this cup of coffee cost?"
If you don't smell it, you say: "The cafe is not open yet. If you want to drink it in advance, you can go to Liu's chess and card room to buy it. A cup of coffee with a bamboo tube needs five copper coins, and without a bamboo tube, three copper coins. But you scholars are the pillars of the country. If you are a scholar Come to buy, bring four pennies in a bamboo tube, and two pennies without a bamboo tube!"
"It's so cheap, Mr. Wen is so righteous!"
"I will bring the scholars from all over the world, thank you, Mr. Wen!" All the scholars present bowed with admiration in their eyes.
If you can't smell it, you just touch your nose, feeling a little embarrassed, "I hope you can give a lot of support and spread the word to Liu's Cafe."
"must!"
During a poetry meeting, everyone had fun, and at the end, Wang Fei ordered people to bring food and drinks.All the scholars gathered around and exchanged cups if they couldn't smell it.
If you can't smell the many entertainments in the previous life, you can drink well if you practice.Ancient wines were not as strong as modern ones, so he was not afraid of those who came.But he didn't expect that this body had never drank alcohol, and after a while, he became so drunk that his face was still swollen, and Liu Guanwen was so frightened that he hurriedly called the doctor.
"It's okay, it's just that this young master is not compatible with this wine, and he is allergic after drinking it, so he will be fine after a day of rest." The doctor said.
Wang Fei felt relieved, and said strangely: "My wine is made by imperial physicians mixed with medicine, so how can it be against each other?"
The doctor stroked his beard and said, "Everything is born and restrained by each other, so it's better to be careful."
"Yes, thank you doctor."
Allergic to not smelling, Liu Guanwen felt guilty in his heart, he brought the person out, but he was fine, if something happened, how could he go back and face his aunt, uncle and cousin.
He hurriedly thanked Wang Fei, and if he didn't hear it, he helped him into the carriage and went back home.
Sunshine wobbled, and if he couldn't smell it, he shook his head and smiled silly.
"Hey, I've seen this scene before!" He suddenly yelled, "Where's my horse, is he going to marry a wife?"
"Calm down, cousin!" Liu Guanwen hastily held him down.
The drunk man couldn't control his strength if he couldn't smell it. He tore down the curtain and got half of his body to howl.
"I want to get married!"
Liu Guanwen's heart trembled, seeing him shatter the wooden table inside the carriage with his palm.
"You...you are too strong..."
Liu Guanwen was terrified in his heart, coaxed and tricked him to calm down, saying that he would take him to get married, and finally returned to Liu's mansion.
If he didn't smell it, he kicked the carriage and jumped off the carriage.
Outside the Liu Mansion, everyone saw a man with a swollen face and red eyes jumping out of the blown-up carriage, carrying a head of sawdust, ran to the main entrance of the Liu Mansion, and knocked on the door with a "bang bang".
"Get married, I want to get married, hand over my wife!"
Are you kidding us?
"Clap clap clap..."
Liu Guanwen stood up and clapped his hands vigorously to encourage him, "Well, cousin, rhyme, rhyme!"
Liu Guanwen has never read a book because he has never heard of it, and his heart is pressed in business, and the slobbery sentences he made can also rhyme, which is really good!If he encourages you more, maybe if you don't hear it, you will read more books and try to be a scholar.
Wen Bu stood in the middle of the garden, holding a cup made of bamboo in his hand.The bamboo tube is polished clean, and the greenery is like a jade cup.In the center of the cup is a light red strip of paper that is three fingers wide. On the paper is written in black and handsome characters, "One can be a master if one suffers through suffering." On the bottom left of the note is written "Liu's Cafe", and on the bottom right is a picture of a tree. Simple willow.
"What, nonsense!"
"That's right, what coffee is so popular, it's an insult to this noble chrysanthemum!" The scholar who only wrote poems when he heard about it sneered.
Confused, Wang Fei grabbed Liu Guanwen's sleeve and asked, "Brother Guanwen, what is your cousin doing?"
Liu Guanwen said bluntly, "I don't know, but my cousin made such a rhyming line, which really refreshed my ears!"
Wang Fei: "..."
If you can't smell it, you can hear the noise around you, wave your hands and say: "Everyone, please be quiet, let me explain."
He lifted the lid of the coffee, held the bamboo tube and circled around, the rich aroma of the coffee wafted in the fragrance of the flowers, complementing each other amazingly.
"This taste is so wonderful." A scholar said, "It makes me feel refreshed."
If you don't smell it, you will laugh: "This is the treasure of our Liu's Cafe!"
It is also the only product, and you can't tell if you don't smell it.
"It's called Coffee!"
"Coffee?" All the scholars stretched their necks, as if they were sitting in a classroom, waiting for their master to answer their questions.
"Coffee has a strong aroma and a mellow taste. It acts like strong tea, refreshing your mind and driving away sleepiness!"
If you can't smell it, you can say, "It's just that the coffee tastes a bit bitter. I think back when my brother was hanging from the beam and stayed up late to study, he drank this coffee. He said, "The saint said that one can be a master when one eats bitterness." Only this bitter Coffee can make him clear his mind and study hard!"
"It's something that Eldest Prince Wen has drunk?"
"Really, is it true that Mr. Wen is smart after drinking coffee?"
"If you don't smell it, you are the younger brother who can't smell it. Why is he lying to us?"
The scholars gathered together, biting their ears, pointing at the coffee and murmuring.
At this time, the scholar who was not pleasant to the eyes said: "You said that the effect of coffee is similar to that of tea, and it is also bitter, so why don't we choose tea? You introduce coffee to us because you want to earn our money!"
If you can't smell it, you can say calmly: "Yes."
"Excuse!"
"what?"
"what……"
Seeing him uttering his purpose so frankly, the man choked back the words in his throat, with an aggrieved expression on his face, why did he admit it, he shouldn't say some big truths, or cover up with good words, he hasn't figured out how to refute it yet!
"I earn money, everyone earns time, everyone gets their own benefits, isn't it good?"
If you can't smell it, let the boy put the coffee in the basket on the table, and take off the lids, the strong smell is even worse.The scholars gathered around, their curious gazes placed in the gray liquid.
If you don't smell it, you say: "Everyone, let me tell you. Although tea is refreshing, if you drink it for many years, the body will get used to it, and the refreshing effect will be weakened. Just like people who don't know how to drink, drinking for many years will not easily get drunk. .”
"And everyone has never drank coffee. I think it will be effective for most of you here. Think about it, if you read at night, others are sleepy and the words are floating in front of your eyes, but you are full of energy and write like a god. Just beat them!"
"You read one more hour a day than others. One month is thirty hours, and one year is one month more books! All of you here are well-known scholars in Yong'an County. They are knowledgeable, and they can read more books in a month than others. How many articles to memorize!"
Words that can't be heard fly into the scholar's mind like a spell.
That's right, they study so hard every day, isn't it just to test their fame, and if they can be one hour longer than others every day, how much they have won over other scholars!
For a moment, the eyes of the scholars looking at the coffee were like cats at night, shining brightly.
"Cough... is this coffee really that good?" Wang Fei asked suddenly.
If you can't smell it, put your hands behind your back, and said confidently, "I brought a carriage of coffee today, and this is just one of the baskets. Everyone has a cup, and you can try it for free."
If you can't smell it, let the little servant of the Liu family go to the carriage to get the basket and distribute it to everyone.
The coffee on the table was given to Liu Guanwen, Wang Fei and others first.
Liu Guanwen took the coffee, held it in both hands and smelled it, and sighed, "It's really fragrant, not like ordinary products. Cousin, where did you get this coffee?"
If he didn't smell it, he smiled mysteriously and said: "Cousin, I have my own adventure, so I don't want to spread it to the outside world."
When he said that, everyone thought that he was a lunatic before, suddenly became better, and even played mahjong. This must have been instructed by a god!Could it be that his brother was really a Wenqu star?
They are all high-minded and arrogant scholars, flattering and flattering on the lips, but a little bit of pride in their hearts is inevitable.But if you think about it this way, if you can't hear that Wenquxing came to the world, it is reasonable for them to be inferior to gods.Moreover, he is the reincarnation of a god, and after the reincarnation, the god friend secretly gives advice to him, so it makes sense!
Quite a few people looked at Bujiu in amazement. At that moment, someone wrote a poem "Meeting the Immortal" and gave it to Bujiu.
If you can't smell it, you twitch the corner of your mouth and accept it.
Well, they save me the trouble for thinking so.I don't know if I can't smell it.
After waiting for a cup of coffee in hand, he said, "You can have a taste first, if you have any problems, I can solve them for you."
Hearing what he said, the curious scholar opened the lid of the bamboo tube, took a sip tentatively, and then frowned tightly.
"This...is too bitter!"
Those who had drunk it all frowned, touched the tea on the table and rinsed their mouths.
If you can't smell it, just touch your nose and say with a smile: "If you feel bitter, you can add sugar, honey or milk, it won't affect the effect, but my brother once said so."
"Heaven will send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer from their minds and wills, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and disturb their actions. Therefore, they must be motivated to endure and strengthen what they cannot."
"It is also said that the sword peak comes from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold."
"Study is a hard job. If you can't endure hardship, how can you achieve a career." If you don't hear it, you will be impassioned, telling all the scholars with enthusiasm and high spirits.
"As expected of Mr. Wen, you really have broad knowledge and strong will, I have no choice but to obey!"
The owner of the garden waved his hand and called his servants, "Put in new pens and new inks. Today's Chrysanthemum Appreciation Poems will not appreciate chrysanthemums, so we will write poems and odes for the coffee brought by Wen Ergong to express our ambition!"
"it is good!"
All the scholars responded one after another, took off the chrysanthemums on their heads and put them on the table, replaced them with pens and inks and scolded Fang Qiu.
If you don't smell it, you will smile and say: "Everyone who gives me some face, can you give me today's calligraphy. When Liu's Cafe opens, I will frame them in the cafe for students to watch?"
"of course can!"
"Mr. Wen's actions are making us successful!" The scholars responded quickly, thinking that they must write a perfect poem and not lose face.
The two scholars who had just disliked the words and slandered him came over with blushing faces and bowed to him.
"It's because we are narrow-minded and only rely on rumors to determine people's minds. Master Wen made coffee, which is enough to impress the students."
If you can't smell it, you wave your hands quickly, "I didn't make this coffee, I'm just a businessman, and I just sell it."
"That's also a good thing. If people who are busy and sleepy at night can drink coffee, it will be a treasure!" said the scholar.
"I just don't know, where is Wen Ergongzi's cafe?"
"Yes, and how much does this cup of coffee cost?"
If you don't smell it, you say: "The cafe is not open yet. If you want to drink it in advance, you can go to Liu's chess and card room to buy it. A cup of coffee with a bamboo tube needs five copper coins, and without a bamboo tube, three copper coins. But you scholars are the pillars of the country. If you are a scholar Come to buy, bring four pennies in a bamboo tube, and two pennies without a bamboo tube!"
"It's so cheap, Mr. Wen is so righteous!"
"I will bring the scholars from all over the world, thank you, Mr. Wen!" All the scholars present bowed with admiration in their eyes.
If you can't smell it, you just touch your nose, feeling a little embarrassed, "I hope you can give a lot of support and spread the word to Liu's Cafe."
"must!"
During a poetry meeting, everyone had fun, and at the end, Wang Fei ordered people to bring food and drinks.All the scholars gathered around and exchanged cups if they couldn't smell it.
If you can't smell the many entertainments in the previous life, you can drink well if you practice.Ancient wines were not as strong as modern ones, so he was not afraid of those who came.But he didn't expect that this body had never drank alcohol, and after a while, he became so drunk that his face was still swollen, and Liu Guanwen was so frightened that he hurriedly called the doctor.
"It's okay, it's just that this young master is not compatible with this wine, and he is allergic after drinking it, so he will be fine after a day of rest." The doctor said.
Wang Fei felt relieved, and said strangely: "My wine is made by imperial physicians mixed with medicine, so how can it be against each other?"
The doctor stroked his beard and said, "Everything is born and restrained by each other, so it's better to be careful."
"Yes, thank you doctor."
Allergic to not smelling, Liu Guanwen felt guilty in his heart, he brought the person out, but he was fine, if something happened, how could he go back and face his aunt, uncle and cousin.
He hurriedly thanked Wang Fei, and if he didn't hear it, he helped him into the carriage and went back home.
Sunshine wobbled, and if he couldn't smell it, he shook his head and smiled silly.
"Hey, I've seen this scene before!" He suddenly yelled, "Where's my horse, is he going to marry a wife?"
"Calm down, cousin!" Liu Guanwen hastily held him down.
The drunk man couldn't control his strength if he couldn't smell it. He tore down the curtain and got half of his body to howl.
"I want to get married!"
Liu Guanwen's heart trembled, seeing him shatter the wooden table inside the carriage with his palm.
"You...you are too strong..."
Liu Guanwen was terrified in his heart, coaxed and tricked him to calm down, saying that he would take him to get married, and finally returned to Liu's mansion.
If he didn't smell it, he kicked the carriage and jumped off the carriage.
Outside the Liu Mansion, everyone saw a man with a swollen face and red eyes jumping out of the blown-up carriage, carrying a head of sawdust, ran to the main entrance of the Liu Mansion, and knocked on the door with a "bang bang".
"Get married, I want to get married, hand over my wife!"
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