Two stupid postmodern life

A few people here are building houses in full swing, while Zhan, who is bored there, has nothing to do. He wanders around the village all day long, beckoning cats and dogs, not to mention how annoying it is, but the villagers are very close to him when they see him.

Didn’t Xuan Ye and the others build a house? The children in the village joined in the fun and loved to play nearby. When they saw Zhan passing by occasionally, they were even more excited. , Sometimes the afternoon passed.

In order to take good care of Ersha, Jade prepared a complete set of food and clothing. Considering the remoteness of the place, she even brought a lot of seasonings. In addition, the ingredients were fresh and the invisible chef of the Xiangxiang restaurant helped. It is not an exaggeration to say that the smell that comes out from time to time is fragrant, and the aftertaste is alluring.

Zhan was playing with the children, and he couldn't move anymore. He was like a cat that saw a fish, his eyes were about to pop out.

Oh my god!What kind of heavenly food is this? It tastes so delicious.

Zhan didn't treat himself as an outsider, he went to the pergola and asked, "This food is delicious."

Look, being a priest is different, even begging for food is straightforward.

Fei Cui was eager to let Zhan come to him. After listening to it, she immediately put a bowl on the table, and then pulled Zhan to the table and said, "Eat more if it tastes good."

The result was immediately slapped in the face.

Don't look at Zhan who doesn't look big, he is thin compared to Jade, but he ate half of the pot in one meal, and the rest came over after busy work, looking at Zhan who was full and the little leftovers, he was relatively speechless .

Zhan leaned on the bench contentedly and muttered to himself: "It's been a long time since I've eaten so full, it's so plain!"

Xuan Ye walked to the table and sat down, and while feeding Ersha, he said, "If you are free, you can come anytime, and we will do more next time."

"Really? Really? Well, I will come every day from now on, okay?" Zhan stood up excitedly, and he could see that the invitation was very attractive to him.

Jade: "Well, if Ersha recovers, these are trivial things. Whatever you want to eat, I can make you anything except the sun, moon and stars in the sky."

"That's it. Tomorrow, I want to eat a big fish." Zhan said, while using his hands to measure the length of more than one shoulder width: "I want this...big one."

"As long as you can get the ingredients, I can make them for you." Jade patted her chest and promised.

Zhan clapped his hands: "Hee hee, that's it. The ingredients are easy to get. Tomorrow I will go to Yingying Village. Their village is good at raising fish, and they have fish of all sizes."

With the idea of ​​knowing oneself and the enemy, Xuan Ye asked: "I wonder if you can allow me to walk together?"

Zhan doesn't care: "Yes, but the people in Yingying Village are very boring. They hang their faces all day long. If you want to go, go."

Everyone was busy with processing until midnight. At least they finished the wooden house. Thinking about what will happen tomorrow, everyone went back to the villagers' house to rest, and planned to do the details after returning from Yingying Village.

The next morning, Zhan followed Xuan Ye back to the wooden house, finished breakfast together, and set off for Yingying Village.

Except for Emerald Zhuzi and Ersha, almost all the members of the group were dispatched. Looking at the mighty group of people, Zhan wondered: "It's just to steal a fish, what's the matter?"

Jichang replied: "The house is built, we have nothing to do, we are bored, just strolling around."

"Oh, okay." Zhan turned around and left, and a group of people followed slowly behind. He kept talking while walking: "Follow me for a while, don't run around, Yingying's people are very barbaric, Fighting and killing at every turn, very annoying."

Xuan Ye: "I heard from the villagers that the two villages are not close to each other, and there are many vacant lands in between. Why do you still seize the other party's land?"

Zhan was not happy: "Although it is an unoccupied land, apart from farming, our biggest source of income has always been hunting. If we catch prey in that place, who owns it?"

Ji Chang: "Since it's an unclaimed land, of course whoever owns it will own it."

"That's right, don't normal people think so." When mentioning this matter, Zhan gritted his teeth with hatred: "But those grandchildren in Yingying Village insist that the vacant land belongs to them. Give them most of the stuff, wipe it, only fools will listen to it."

'Wipe! ' These words, besides Ersha, finally heard it from someone else.

Ersha really has inextricable connections with the Wu Clan.

Xuan Ye remained calm and continued, "This Yingying Village is really unreasonable."

"Yeah." Zhan spat bitterly: "Sure enough, the thing looks like a master. What's the old man like, so is the grandson below."

In these words, there are many hidden things.

Xuan Ye roughly speculated that it should be related to Ying Ying, a priest who has never appeared, so he asked, "I don't know what their priest's name is?"

Zhan Bai glanced at Xuan Ye: "Everyone calls Ying Ying Ying Ying, of course it is called Ying, stupid!"

Thinking of the origin of the name of Zhanxi Village, Xuan Ye patted his head with a face of sudden realization: "If you don't think carefully, forgive me. This eagle, you should be familiar with the tone, right?"

"If rivals can be considered acquaintances, then we are very close." Zhan rolled his eyes, showing his disdain for this eagle.

Zhan walked while talking, his tone didn't change at all, but his footsteps became faster and faster. At first, everyone followed casually, but then they had to raise their strength. Halfway through the walk, except for the two brothers Xuanji, everyone else followed behind. .

Zhan looked back at the two of them, and smiled: "You two have good qinggong."

Although Xuanyue and Xuanye are following closely, there is still some gap between them. Xuanyue can no longer speak at this time, and after venting this breath, the speed will inevitably slow down, while Xuanye is fine. After all, Xuanji The person with the best martial arts is not just kidding.But even if it's okay, he has already used [-]% of his strength, and compared with Zhan's randomness like a stroll in a courtyard, it is clear that he is superior.

This Zhan is unfathomable!

Thinking of this, Xuan Ye asked: "Senior Zhan, your kung fu is very strong, and you have few opponents in the world."

Zhan shook his head: "Where is it? I just have a more flexible body. There are many people who are stronger than me."

Xuan Ye: "Is that eagle on par with you?"

"Eh..." Zhan was at a loss for words for a while, and then hesitated after a while: "He, that one is more than ruthless, and his flexibility is naturally not as good as mine, and, hehe, he is no match for my snake sword."

Under Zhan's unfavorable words, Xuan Ye concluded that the eagle's strength was stronger than Zhan's, but not weaker.

What is the origin of this witch clan?

Why is the ability of the priest so against the sky?

Xuan Ye was at a loss for a moment, he didn't understand, what happened to this world?

After coming here, the common sense, strategies, and even martial arts that he has mastered and mastered seem to be useless.

This place advocates nature and has no competition with the world. People work, live and reproduce safely. They are not good at falsehood, real and not impetuous. There is no power, no intrigue, and only the most crude rule, that is, the strong is king.

The martial arts that I am proud of, seem to be unable to make much waves here.

Then how to protect everyone and save his second idiot?

Xuan Ye once again fell into endless self-pity and self-pity.

Xuanyue discovered the abnormality of her younger brother, but she was struggling to go on her way, unable to persuade her, but Zhan suddenly said: "Why are you like this again? It's endless."

Xuan Ye was startled: "What?"

At this time, Xuan Yue finally reached the limit, unable to keep up with the two of them, he quickly fell behind, and soon his figure became blurred.

But Zhan seems to have opened up the chatter box, and he has the momentum to spit out: "Negative, passive, don't know how to fight, do this for that, but never think about yourself, that's why you failed like this, you know what? ?”

Xuan Ye looked at Zhan, he should be the only one around, so he asked suspiciously, "Are you talking to me?"

"Who else is it but you? Am I playing the double reed by myself?" Zhan hated iron but steel: "Do you think I don't know what you think?"

"What do I think?" Xuan Ye was very strange, but he had to go on. Zhan's words were simply inexplicable, and it sounded like he was talking about himself, but the two of them had only known each other for a few days.

"You think that if Ersha can't be rescued, you..." Zhan said halfway, when he suddenly felt an unnatural flow in the air, his heart moved, his steps slanted, and at the same time he dragged Xuan Ye beside him Float backwards.

The two of them were still in the air when they saw a gust of wind cutting towards the direction Zhan was about to jump to. Although no one was there, there were two deep cracks on the ground as if they had been cut by a big knife. I don't know what kind of harm he will suffer if Zhan Wan reacts for a moment.

"Your sister." Zhan yelled, "Ying, are you courting death?" After speaking, he rushed over and fought with a person who jumped down from the air.