Two stupid postmodern life

That night, Xuan Ye tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. Regarding the conversation, he and Xuan Yue explained part of it, and the other part, with their abilities, they couldn't understand.

How Xia Chong spoke to Bing, that feeling made Xuan Ye very powerless. At this time, he thought of Ersha again, and remembered the lonely look in his eyes when Semu said that he was not from this world.

If the identity is reversed, in a completely unfamiliar environment, he thinks he can't do better than Ersha, and besides being distressed, he has deep admiration for Ersha.

Although they haven't completely deciphered their conversation, there is one thing that Xuan Ye can be sure of. Zhan really wants to help him, so that he can follow Zhan with peace of mind, and find Ersha's soul first.

As for the others, they are all secondary. In fact, although I don't understand it very well, it can be deduced from the word "experimental product" that his Xuan Ye's attributes and status are also confusing.

If you want to put the past aside, Xuan Ye has to think about the bad things, such as the real origin and life experience. According to them, maybe everything you have now is fake, and the status and rights are okay, Xuan Ye He doesn't take it seriously, but if even his relatives are fake, then he will really be autistic.

But the so-called those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black. After being with Ersha for so long, Xuan Ye has learned some of his advantages, such as the concept that everything looks good. Now the first thought in his mind is that if you are confused, you will be confused Well, as long as it is human anyway.

Thinking of this, Xuan Ye laughed at himself, leaned to the side, and fell into the arms of the sleeping Ersha, silently saying: "Get better soon."

That night, Xuan Ye didn't sleep for a long time, but he had a dream, a dream that he had never had before.

There is an endless plain, a full moon that looks like light yellow, and a big tree that is over a thousand feet high and several miles wide.

It was said that it was a tree, but Xuan Ye was not very sure, because he had never seen such a huge tree stretching for miles.According to his observation, this should not be one tree, but many trees intertwined and symbiotic, resulting in a forest where there is me in you and you in me.

It is said that it has a trunk, but why are there so many trunks, and the branches extending from the trunk are full of colorful fruits like lanterns. It is said that it is a forest, but why is it inserted obliquely, like a shawl with long hair? The branches of the wicker were cut off, and then twisted and twisted to connect to the trunk?

Monkeys, foxes, lions, and elks are natural enemies of each other. They sit or lie under the big tree in peace. Looking around, there seem to be many strange and unnamed animals on the branches. They may be helpless. , or looked hostilely at a young man outside the tree.

The young man's face was blurry, but Xuan Ye somehow decided that it was his second idiot. He was so excited that he was about to go up to him immediately, wanting to hug him, listen to his chirping words, and with a thought, he found that I have no body at all.

A gust of wind blew gently, and the branches and leaves of the giant tree trembled. For some reason, Xuan Ye heard voices.

"Experimental...experimental...experimental...you're just a guinea pig!"

The voice became more and more noisy, and Xuan Ye, who had finally calmed down, became restless again.

"Who is talking?" With a loud cry, Xuan Ye suddenly sat up.

It was already dawn, and the second fool beside him was picked up by Fei Cui long ago. Xuan Ye looked at the empty bed board next to him, and he was still a little silly. He vaguely remembered that he had a dream, but he couldn't remember the specific details.

During breakfast, I told Jichang and others about yesterday's harvest, and everyone felt relieved after hearing that, since they really wanted to save the second idiot, then what's the point, just follow along.

Xuan Ye also talked about Zhan's considerations, thinking that bringing Ersha into the forest would be extremely detrimental to him, so everyone decided that Ersha would stay in Zhanxi Village and be taken care of by Jade Zhuzi and Ji Heng, taking into account unexpected factors , Two people with kung fu and ability had to be kept, so Ji Meng and Arman also stayed.In the end, it was decided that Jichang, Xuanyue and Xuanye would follow Zhan into the forest, and make plans after Ersha's soul had a clue.

Two days later, the three of Xuan Ye met Zhan at the entrance of the village, and set off for the depths of the forest, which is Zhan's headquarters.

Fei Cui and Er Sha saw them off at the entrance of the village. He asked Zhan, "About how many days will you be back?"

Zhan raised his eyes and thought for a while: "It's hard to say. If you meet a boss, you should slow down. If you are lucky, he doesn't wake up, so you will be much faster."

Xuan Ye bowed fiercely to Emerald Ji: "I'll take care of you, the second idiot, and we will come back as soon as possible."

Zhan alone had already left: "Don't be shy, go back early and open the way."

Xuan Ye and the others looked at the people at the entrance of the village again, turned around and followed Zhan.

"There's nothing to dawdle on the road, just follow me." As soon as he left the village, Zhan picked up his speed.

Xuan Ye followed closely beside Zhan, watching the scenery around him fade away like flying. Since entering the forest, everything in front of him seemed to have gradually changed.

The plants and animals along the way gradually become no longer familiar. The only theme that has not changed seems to be getting bigger and bigger for the plants. As for the animals, because their speed is too fast, Xuan Ye has no time to pay too much attention. What he noticed was the appearance of the animals, gradually developing in a direction he didn't know.

During the break, they came to a relatively open area. They said it was open, but there were still too many shrubs on the ground. Find something to eat."

"I'll go with you." Xuan Ye said and followed Zhan.

"Oh, you look at them." Zhan seemed a little unhappy, but couldn't bear Xuan Ye's tough attitude, and his mouth puffed up: "I won't run if you don't look at me, why are you following so closely?"

"No, I just want to chat with you." Xuan Ye said, and followed Zhan a short distance to a small river.

"Oh, what are you talking about?" Zhan didn't make any preparations for hunting, and sat down on the river beach, feeling like he was being lazy.

"You...are not from this world?" Xuan Ye cut to the point.

Zhan asked in surprise, "Why do you say that?"

Xuan Ye: "If you don't want to say it, you don't have to answer it."

Zhan thought for a while, and said, "Well, it doesn't matter whether you want to talk or not, but since you ask, I can tell you that we are people in this world, and we are all fake."

Having reached a conclusion that was diametrically opposed to the speculation, Xuan Ye was stunned for a moment. He looked into Zhan's eyes and speculated whether what he said was true.

Zhan coughed and continued: "We just rarely go out, so we are a little out of touch with you."

Xuan Ye pressed on step by step: "Why did those two idiots end up in Xuanji?"

"Ah...um..." Zhan scratched his ears and cheeks: "He is a little special and needs to go out."

Xuan Ye: "Didn't you say you didn't know him? Why do you say that now?"

Zhan secretly scolded himself for not being up to date, afraid of revealing more, so he kept his mouth shut and stopped talking.

Xuan Ye stared at Zhan, and was about to apply pressure, when there was a sudden surge in the river, something suddenly jumped up through the water, and hit Zhan directly.

Xuan Ye looked intently, and saw that it was a palm-sized fish. The fish had an ugly face, and what was rare was that several rows of jagged teeth were exposed, which looked extremely ferocious at first glance.If bitten by this thing, a large piece of flesh would have to be torn off.

Although Zhan came to his senses, he stood there without moving, as if he was sure that this thing would not hurt him, and Xuan Ye was also happy to watch the changes. Sure enough, just before the fish touched Zhan's sleeve, a big bird suddenly fell from the sky. , Accurately caught the ugly fish, spread its wings, and flew towards the sky again.

Zhan Fei shot quickly, grabbed the big bird by the tail, and said lazily: "You stupid bird stalker, see if I haven't caught you yet?"

Xuan Ye: Isn't this the eagle's bird?Sure enough, he followed.

Here, Zhan grabbed the bird's tail, but it didn't affect the bird to swallow the strange fish whole. After he finished eating the fish, Zhan asked upside down, "Where is your boss? Where is he? Let him come out to redeem you."

Big Bird opened his innocent eyes, expressing that he did not understand.

"Hey!" Zhan shook a few times: "Don't play dumb for me, tell him to come out."

Big Bird remained silent, and Xuan Ye seemed to be getting used to it from his half-dead look, but his master would not let Zhan go on messing around, and a helpless voice came: "Don't be so swaying." He's sick, he's dizzy."

"What a dizzy fart." Zhan raised and loosened his hand, and the big bird took advantage of the momentum to fly into the sky and landed on the shoulder of the eagle coming from the forest: "You followed me, did you get scolded by me, and suddenly came to your senses?" .”

Ying rolled his eyes calmly, not planning to talk to Zhan.

"Cut." Zhan walked to the river, picked out a few stones of suitable size, aimed at them and threw them into the river like a goddess scattering flowers. In the past, I picked up those fish and said to the eagle: "Don't follow me all the time. I can smell the old man's smell on you no matter how far away, it stinks to death."

Ying's eyebrows twitched, and he took a deep breath indiscriminately, trying to smell what the so-called old man's smell was like, but there was no result, and after a while, he reluctantly followed behind Zhan: "You can't handle Jin Lin alone. "

"You don't need to worry about it." Zhan took the fish and went back to the resting place with Xuan Ye.They were not surprised when they saw that Zhan went out and brought back one person and one bird, and they took the fish in Zhan's hand and started to deal with it.

But Ying stopped talking, and automatically joined the ranks of preparing meals. He seemed to have a lot of seasonings with him, and after a few manipulations, a burst of aroma hit.

Zhan, who was already lying on the side, seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. He suddenly jumped up, walked towards the scent, picked up a freshly grilled fish, and started to chew. The baby's fat face was filled with deep satisfaction: " For the sake of your skill, let's follow."

Jichang Xuanyue and the others have always been masters who stretch out their clothes and hands, and they are indeed poor at cooking. Now that there is no jade by their side, the embarrassment of life is reflected.

After shopping around, I had to throw them away, looking at my charcoal that was so charred that I couldn't see the shape, and then looking at the beautifully colored and steaming fish over there, everyone had a new feeling for this eagle that seemed unapproachable on the surface. view.

Unfortunately, the eagle only roasted four, and Zhan ate two, one for himself and one for the big bird he brought, which showed that no one else had a share.

After the meal, Zhan rubbed his round belly and said to Xuan Ye and the others: "We are still on the outskirts of the forest. After a while, we will officially enter the middle of the forest. In order to prevent exposure, you take this with you." He took out three The boxes were distributed among the people.

This box is neither wood nor iron. It is light and weightless. Xuan Yue has never seen this kind of material, so she asked, "What is this?"

"It's for shielding the signal, you can just wear it." Zhan replied casually, and straightened his clothes: "There is a big bird echoing in the sky, so we save the effort of being on guard, and we have to speed up the pace. If everything goes well, we will be there in a day. There, we will change to other means of transportation."