Two stupid postmodern life

July 339, Wuzhi

Early in the morning, Green Bamboo excitedly ran to say that the second idiot had come.

Who is the second idiot?Xuan Ye was puzzled.

"He's the one who makes cakes and bear biscuits." Speaking of bear biscuits, Luzhu swallowed.The young master is too stingy, there are so many biscuits, but he didn't give any of them to him, I'm not happy.

"This second fool, is he a fool?" Thinking of the fools he had seen before, Xuan Ye sketched in his mind a man with two streams of snot and slobber: "Such a person can make such a delicious cake ?”

Luzhu thought for a while: "I do things in an orderly manner, but I can't understand what I say, but he is a very good person. Young master, you should get up and wash up quickly. I am going to help Ersha, and many things are missing. "He said, and ran away in a hurry.

Xuan Ye saw that he didn't drink the green bamboo water, nor did he take the washing utensils. He looked in a hurry, so he could only smile wryly, and let's do it himself.

Sleeping in the open all year round, living on horseback, eating irregularly and being wounded by war, Xuan Ye's body is exactly what it was back then, and it is full of holes.After receiving the title of Shi Ke, he was said to be a prince of one side, but Xuan Ye didn't build a mansion, and didn't become a king of the night. He became a retired person in a daze, and spent every day at home, growing vegetables and raising flowers.

Could not be more boring.

After washing up and drinking a small plate of porridge, Xuan Ye wandered around the backyard.

How come there are so few seedlings of tomatoes in the vegetable field?

Cucumber cucumber, what are you doing?Wake up hello.

Chinese cabbage is still obedient, not only grows straight, but also bears big cabbage flowers one by one, which looks beautiful and neat.

After inspecting the vegetable field, Xuan Ye wandered into the front hall again, met with several subordinates in charge of government affairs, talked in detail, and when he came back to his senses, it was already noon.

Stomach growling, strange today, why do you feel a little active?

The rice and pastries should be ready, go to the kitchen to have a look.

Walked slowly to the kitchen, before entering the door, I heard singing from inside:

I love bathing for good skin

Oooo

Put on a shower cap and sing and dance

Oooo

The mermaid ``` wants to escape

......

Along with the singing, there is also the unique sound of water splashing on the wooden basin.

No way, what a fool to take a shower in the kitchen?

Xuan Ye immediately rushed into the kitchen: "Hey, you can't take a shower here."

The second idiot in the room was rubbing happily, when Xuan Ye came in suddenly, he was so frightened that he immediately stopped what he was doing, his face was full of doubts: "Why can't you wash the jujube, is there something wrong with the jujube?"

Xuan Ye looked at the wooden barrel on the ground, and most of the jujube barrels inside, with red and white faces, and felt that his wisdom of the previous 28 years was destroyed at this moment.

Ersha looked at the person in front of him, with a pointed face, red phoenix eyes, sword star eyebrows, and thin lips. His appearance was extremely handsome and elegant, and somehow he fell in love with him, so he ran over: "Handsome guy, you are also a follower like Green Bamboo." Is it? The pastry is ready, these dates are for tomorrow, is there any problem? If there is a problem, I will ask Luzhu to replace it with others."

Xuan Ye still wanted to get into the hole a little bit, and didn't know how to answer.

"Handsome guy..." Ersha looked closely at Xuan Ye's face, and while Xuan Ye was distracted, he suddenly rolled his eyelids: "Don't move, why do I look at you like you are anemic."

Xuan Ye was frightened to death. If it was on the battlefield, his eyeballs would be gone.

Fortunately, Ersha quickly let go, and went back to continue washing the dates: "Anemia is very serious, I won't tell you, hurry up and wash the date bubbles, and make date cakes for you tomorrow. Poor baby, how come you are so poor? "

......

I,

Yaoh…

General Xuan...

The fifth baby son of the king of Xuanji Dynasty...

What, became a poor baby?

Xuan Ye backed out silently: No one should talk to me, I want to be quiet.

Back in the main hall, the meal was ready and served, Xuan Ye looked around, but didn't see any desserts.

Green Bamboo was busy serving meals and sharing meals. Seeing Xuan Ye's eyes gazing around, he knew it. He came over and said, "Er idiot said, eat the main meal first, and then the snacks. It's not good to eat too much sweet things."

"Why is there no McDraw?" Looking at the various dishes on the table, but already tired of eating, Xuan Ye grumbled rarely.

"Master, isn't he only in charge of desserts? He didn't say anything about dinner. If you cook other meals, you have to pay extra." Lu Zhu frowned: "His contract for labor services is clearly written. Didn't the lord have seen it at that time?"

"You are the young master and I am the young master?" Xuan Ye gave Lvzhu a headache: "Just one day ago, he talked to outsiders. Is there a follower like you?"

Lu Zhu covered his head and backed away again and again: "Master, it hurts, I don't have it."

Only then did Xuan Ye let out the anger in his heart, and sat down to eat slowly.

After picking up a few chopsticks, Xuan Ye put down the bowl as soon as his stomach stopped growling: "It's finished, let's take out the dessert."

Seeing what was served, Xuan Ye frowned: "Isn't this twist?" Although it was accompanied by a burst of sweetness, it seemed that it was indeed twist.

Luzhu explained: "Ersha said, it looks similar, but it doesn't taste the same. It's cream □□ flower."

Disliked, Xuan Ye still picked up one, and it felt very different to the touch, soft and fluffy, not as hard and brittle as twisted twists.

Take a bite, the taste is very similar to that of a cake, but in addition to frankincense, there is also a smell of oil. When you eat it, the outer skin is crispy and the inner is soft. The fragrance reaches the throat, and the aftertaste is endless.

Standing next to the green bamboo, swallowing, watching Xuan Ye eat three or four in one gulp, without any intention of stopping: "Young master, young master, I can't eat any more. The second fool said that this oil is very oily, and if you eat too much, you will have a stomachache."

Xuan Ye glanced at the green bamboo, I believe you are a ghost.

The sound of swallowing saliva almost caught up with the firecrackers set off during the Chinese New Year. I wanted to wait to pick up the leftovers, but there was no way.

Green bamboo wants to cry but has no tears.

Facts have proved that Lu Zhu did not lie, Xuan Ye satiated his appetite, and he suffered a crime when he opened another mouth.

It was like a meeting in the stomach, and the 'chili gurgle' kept making noises. In the first half of the night and the second half of the night, Xuan Ye made a total of eight trips to the toilet.

Later, Renla collapsed and lay on the bed unable to move, so he vented his anger on the green bamboo: "Look who you found, this... this, this king can punish him for the crime of poisoning."

Brother, Ren Er foolishly said not to eat more, you don’t listen, so blame me now?

Of course Lu Zhu didn’t dare to answer back, so after a long while, he suddenly remembered: “Er Sha told you not to eat too much, because he was afraid that your intestines would become greasy, but before he left, he left some food, saying that if you have diarrhea You can use some strength. Right now, it’s been warming on the fire.”

Xuan Ye was weak: "Didn't you say that he doesn't care about dinner?"

Green Bamboo: "Before leaving, Ersha saw that there were still some meat and vegetables in the kitchen that hadn't been processed in time, and asked me if I could still use them. I said that I could use them freely, so he made some food himself, saying that he would take it home to save waste. You This is what he left behind."

Well, Xuan Ye, the poor kid, not only has diarrhea, but now he is reduced to eating leftovers.

Forget it, leave the leftovers, he is so hungry now.

"Needless to say, bring it!"

Green Bamboo rushed out quickly, and after a while came in with a small casserole: "Master, wait a moment, I'll bring you the kang table."

Barely sat down, lifted the lid, and inside was a pot of thick porridge.

Emerald green vegetable shreds, brown shiitake mushrooms, golden minced meat, white egg whites, and yellow corn kernels lie on the soft glutinous rice kernels, stir them, and hide in them, but the fragrance of each, silky Curly, tangled, converging into a unique aroma.

Xuan Ye held the spoon and said nothing, let's eat.

"Master, you can't eat more, Wen Yang, Wen Yang, do you understand?"

To put it bluntly, after eating two bowls of rice in Xuan Ye, Luzhu finally succeeded in snatching food from the tiger's mouth.

When tidying up, Green Bamboo always felt like a light on his back. Looking back, the young master was either reading a book or taking a nap.

Young master, can you save me some snacks?

I used to live and die without eating, but now I don’t have enough to eat. As a follower, I am very tired, okay?

Asking for advice, recently I am always taking food from the tiger's mouth, how can I live longer, very urgent, waiting online.green bamboo