Two stupid postmodern life

It has been almost three years since I came to Semu, and Jichang feels that he is living in happiness every minute of every moment.

It's really worth his hard work to bring Ersha back from Xuanji.

Although the pillars and jade were left in Xuanji by him to divert the attention of the enemy, but the green mountains and green waters, the time is still long, there is always a chance to see you again.

In the past, it was because of those two people that his attention was distracted a lot, so he didn't find his feelings for Ersha, and Ersha became a pure family relationship with him.

Now that there is no other people to bother him, Ersha is seductive and unfamiliar with the place, so what can he do besides relying on him Jichang?

Of course, the premise is that Ersha has forgotten them, everything in Xuanji, everyone.

Emeralds, pillars, and of course, that damn string.

To achieve all this, for Jichang, it is not too simple.

Just give a hint when Ersha is not paying attention, and when he hears a pre-set voice, Ersha will forget everything before and just follow his orders.

So, that day started as Ji Chang expected and ended as planned.

The process of leaving Xuanji can be described as unimpeded, even if the guards everywhere have portraits of the two of them, in their eyes, Jichang and Ersha are just a young couple.

After leaving Shike, run towards the southwest for two hours, and you will reach the border of Jishiya Desert, where Semu and Xuanji don't care.

The horses were prepared by Ah Qi in advance, one for Ah Qi, one for him and Er Sha, and Er Sha stayed in Ji Chang's arms along the way, as obedient as a baby.

In fact, Jichang was still under pressure to hypnotize Ersha. After all, he was most opposed to hypnotizing others to achieve his goals before, but the fourth brother was right. Perhaps Ersha was extremely important to him. Existence is so important that he can let go of the so-called bottom line of principle.

In the Jishiya Desert, the fourth brother's people were already waiting there. After joining them, they returned to Tonglan without any danger.

Finally came back, looking at the familiar people and scenery, and then at the unconscious Ersha next to him, Jichang went over and gently hugged Ersha.

From today on, you are here, this place should be their home, right?

The home of Jichang and Ersha!

He went to the palace non-stop, found the fourth brother, and asked him for the antidote to the poisonous poison. Ji Chang knew that Ji Heng must have prepared it long ago.

Sure enough, the fourth brother had been waiting for a long time. Watching Jichang take the antidote, Ji Heng asked, "I heard that you brought a person back from Xuanji."

Gu poison is violent, and the antidote does not give way too much. I feel the pain in my body, but it is not enough for Jichang's excitement to restore his appearance: "Well, I will introduce you later, you will like him .”

There was no voice from the fourth brother, and Jichang was tortured by the pain, and he had no strength to speak anymore. He thought that he could go back immediately, and saw Ersha in his true colors, and felt that the time had become unexpectedly long.

……

With a crisp sound of 'ding', when Jichang put away the natal bell, Ersha's eyes slowly regained clarity.

The little fool looked around with confused eyes, and then looked at Jichang in front of him: "Where is this?"

"This is Semu, our home?" Jichang pretended nothing happened on the surface, but his heart was terribly nervous, and his voice trembled a little.

Take a deep breath, don't be nervous, you are a dignified prince, are you so nervous because of such a small matter?

"Oh!" Ersha looked a little calm, which was a little unexpected to Jichang, so he asked, "Do you have anything else to ask? For example, who am I?"

"Look, I didn't ask you and you asked me to ask in a hurry, okay, okay, look at your anxious look, you agreed." Ersha spread his hands.

Jichang was a little confused. Although he seldom used the ability of hypnosis, if he put himself in the situation and thought from the perspective of a fool, he lost his memory and came to a completely strange place. Why shouldn't he be so calm?

Unless he doesn't have amnesia at all.

Thinking of this, Jichang was suddenly very scared. If Ersha knew everything he did...it's unimaginable.

"You...remember what?" Jichang was worried.

Ersha thought for a while: "My mind is blank."

"Then why are you so calm?"

"Well..." Ersha thought for a while again: "I forgot everything, and you still ask, isn't it a bit too inhumane... But, if you ask me why I am so calm, I can tell you, because today's situation , I feel a little familiar. Could it be that my head was blank before? Hahaha!"

About this point, Jichang knows a little bit. Ersha first appeared in Floating Leaf City, and he seemed to have no memory.

Forget it, the past is over, from now on, he wants to live well with Ersha, so he teased him: "I am your husband."

Ersha's calm face finally turned a little surprised. He looked at Jichang, then at himself, touched Jichang's chest, then looked at his, and muttered: "What's the matter, so avant-garde?"

Jichang asked: "Avantgarde? What do you mean?"

Ersha: "Avantgarde, it's because you are very trendy."

Jichang touched his clothes, it was very dry: "Where is the tide?"

Ersha looked at Jichang's actions and gave him a blank look: "I don't want to talk to you, there is a generation gap."

"What is the generation gap?"

Where is Ersha from?

Although Xuanji, Semu and Caifa are in different regions and have different customs and habits, for some reason, the language is unified, but Jichang still can't understand a lot of what Ersha said.

Could it be that the second idiot came from a country that Jichang didn't know?His unbelievable ideas and words he didn't understand all came from his own country?

Anyway, he has returned to his eyes, and Jichang will investigate this matter slowly. What matters now is the choice of the second fool.

So he asked, "What kind of life do you want to live?"

No matter what your request is, I will satisfy you.

Ersha was taken aback, and said, "I just want to be a salted fish, eat it and wait to die."

Jichang didn't understand these words, but combined with the context before and after, he could guess roughly, so he asked, "Then do you want to go to the palace with me?"

Ersha looked at Jichang up and down, and his tone became very vigilant: "Why can you go to the palace? Who are you?"

Just now he didn’t care about Jichang’s identity, but now he is so vigilant and feels that he has an instinctive resistance to the word ‘imperial palace’, Jichang immediately changed his words: “No, isn’t it because many people like the imperial palace, so I asked.”

"Is there an emperor in the palace?" Ersha asked.

"Uh...yes" Although Ersha's question is amazing, after all, after living with him for so long, Jichang can still adapt to the situation.

He still wants to work harder, after all, if Ersha goes to the palace, he can enjoy a better life: "I have a relative in the palace, I want to stay for a while, and I want you to go with me."

Ersha resolutely refused: "No!"

Jichang was surprised, he still knew Ersha's character very well, he was careless, and it was rare for him to be so stubborn: "Why?"

"A person like me can't survive the opening song in the palace."

……

Don't ask what is the opening song, Jichang can think of it, if you ask, you will get a supercilious look from Ersha.

Afterwards, Jichang took Ersha for a walk in their yard, while introducing Ersha's new home, while replenishing his memory: "...you saved my life, in order to repay your life-saving grace, I can only pay you We agreed, how about it..." Ji Chang flicked his sleeves handsomely in front of Ersha, raised his handsome face and asked, "You don't think I'm like this, do you?"

Ersha rubbed his chin, stared at Jichang and looked again and again: "This is something I can do, okay, because you are so handsome and have a good attitude, you promise me to accept it with your body." gone."

Sure enough, after returning to Semu, all problems were solved, Jichang pulled Ersha over and hugged him heavily: "Thank you, thank you for accepting me."

A picture suddenly appeared in my mind, it was also being hugged by someone, and it was also whispering in my ear, but the words I said became

"Thank you for liking me!"