Two stupid postmodern life

If someone asks Yin Ma, what does it feel like to be right with God?

Yin Mark will tell him that he doesn't feel anything.

why?

Which god would be so idle, squatting on the ground and stepping on ants to play?

Oh, Xiandandan's words are invented by his boss and popularized on a small scale.

Is the image funny and interesting?No way, the boss of Yin Mark, Ersha, is such a fun person.

Some people may wonder why Yin Mark is called Boss Ersha, isn't he a killer?

It's true that he is a killer of smudges, but the unreliable goal of smudges can only be achieved in a year of the monkey. In addition, the leader likes to pick up children to play with when he is free. His salary is not good enough to eat steamed buns.

Therefore, adult or semi-adult killers had to come out to work to support their families.

In the past, it was difficult to get involved in the society. Apart from hard labor in the mining area, Semu didn't have any more labor positions. Even if the poor killers worked hard, their lives were hungry and full. It couldn't be more miserable.

However, the past two years have been much better. With the emergence of manpower, coupled with the successive openings of Xiangxiang Chain and Chengxie Snack Street, there have been many labor positions. The killers who are blooming are young, strong and good at learning. , Soon, they found suitable full-time or part-time jobs, and finally solved the problem of food and clothing.

Therefore, Yin Ma was the lucky one to get on the first big ship. He applied for a job in Xiangxiang's main store at the beginning, and his current main job is to be in charge of running the hall and making kebabs.

In fact, it wasn't entirely by luck. The reason why he chose Xiangxiang and sneaked into it was because the leader accidentally discovered that Xiangxiang's chef was an imperial chef from Wangcheng.

From this, the leader concluded that this Ersha, who seemed to have fallen from the sky, must be inextricably linked with Wangcheng or the people in Wangcheng.

The lurking process was unexpectedly smooth. After joining the job, the kind boss, the busy work every day, the food he had never tasted, and the increasingly bulging wallet made him almost forget the original purpose of coming here.

Until one day, at the request of the boss, Ersha, he came to his house to grill the mutton skewers for the banquet.

Yin Mark had never been to Ersha's mansion before, if it wasn't for greeting guests to celebrate Ersha's rebirth after the catastrophe, he probably wouldn't have the chance to come in in the future.

In the ordinary small courtyard just across the street from Wangcheng, Yin Mark pulled a barbecue rack, and sat in the corridor outside the front hall to prepare the ingredients.

The guests here today are the boss’s three friends in Chengxie Street. Yin Ma knows them all. Of course, Sang Ma is the most familiar one. When he opened the barbecue stall, Yin Ma taught him the skills personally. The two counted. There is a master-student relationship.

When the banquet started, the guests and the host chatted freely. Sangma was still young and found it boring, so he came out to grill meat kebabs with Yin Mark. After a while, the two brothers from the medical center came out. The elder brother supported the younger brother and said To go to the toilet.

After half a cup of tea, the two came back and entered the front hall again.

"You continue to bake here, I'll go in and deliver it." After giving Sangma an order, Yin Ma carried the plate into the front hall.

"Boss, the skewers are ready." Yin Mark said, put the plate on the table, and when he looked up, he realized that the atmosphere in the hall was very strange.

The two brothers from the clinic were sitting on one side, drinking lightly with their glasses of wine. Ersha was lying on the table, as if drunk, and Jichang was sitting stiffly, expressionless, as if he had lost his soul.

The killer's intuition was activated, and Yin Ma immediately backed away, wanting to withdraw from the front door, the elder brother Su hand slightly raised between the two brothers, with only a light wave, the breeze blew past, and the door closed instantly.

The elder brother looked at Yin Mark: "You are good at it, do you want to go out and call someone? All the hidden guards have been brought down by us."

Yin Mark looked at the two vigilantly: "What dark guards, I don't know what you are talking about?"

"Oh? Then who are you?" Brother asked.

Yin Ma: "Doctor, haven't you seen me in Xiangxiang Restaurant? I'm Yin Ma in the waiting room."

The elder brother smiled: "Don't pretend to be stupid, what I'm asking is your real identity."

Yin Mark was silent, and the identity of the other party was unknown, so he would not be so stupid as to confess.

The mind was spinning rapidly, and Yin Mark stood close to the door, staring at the two brothers, estimating the distance and strength gap between them, and calculating the possibility of escaping.

But the elder brother seemed to be able to understand Yin Mark's thoughts, and said: "At this distance, there is no one who can escape from my palm."

At this time, the younger brother put down the wine glass and knocked on the table, and the older brother immediately understood: "Anyway, with your skill, you can't escape this room, why don't you sit down and listen to it, and then decide what to do next, how about it?"

Next, what Yin Mark saw and heard was like a dream, but when he pinched his arm, he felt real pain again.

He saw that Boss Jichang was like a puppet, mechanically answering his brother's questions.

For example, it turns out that he is the lord of Semu, whose real name is Ji Ji.

For example, they are really descendants of gods, and they can manipulate anyone and act according to their will just by looking at each other with their eyes.

Brother asked: "Does that mean that if you destroy your eyes, the manipulation will not work?"

Jichang showed a struggling expression, and it seemed that the control was about to fail, so the elder brother hurriedly took out a pill and stuffed it into Jichang's mouth.

Jichang's expression became numb again, he was silent for a while, and said, "I haven't tried it, I don't know."

The elder brother looked at his younger brother and thought about it.

Yin Mark recovered from the initial shock, and hurried forward, "Don't think too much about it, let's talk about it first."

The elder brother raised his hand to block Yin Mark, his eyes darkened: "Don't worry, how do you end up after being blinded? Things are not as easy as you think."

In just a short while, Jichang's eyes gradually changed from numbness to confusion. It seemed that the effect of the medicine had been greatly reduced. The elder brother seized the last chance and asked, "Is this accident really just an accident?"

"Yes, Er Sha and Ji Heng went out to play and encountered a sandstorm. They both fell into a coma, and Ji Heng still hasn't woken up yet."

After finishing speaking, Jichang yelled and frowned, which was a sign that the medicine was about to expire. The elder brother gave Yin Mark a quick look and asked him to leave with the food. The younger brother pretended to be drunk and fell headlong on the table. On the other hand, he raised his glass to Jichang with a drunk face: "They are drunk, let's continue, if you don't drink, you are not a good man if you lie down, what to do..."

That night, after the night market closed, Yin Mark brought the leader to the brothers' clinic.

The door opened with a slight push, and the owner of the clinic had already been waiting for a long time.

The leader covered his face, walked in with Yin Mark, and bowed his hands to his brother: "I don't know what your name is?"

The elder brother returned the courtesy: "You can just call me Shuoyue. The leader is here on this trip. It must be confirmed that we can cooperate."

"Naturally." The leader replied, "But before we cooperate, I want to know your identity."

……

"No need, the leader just needs to know that I have the same goal as you."

The leader stared at Shuoyue's eyes: "I have been operating in Semu for many years. I have nothing to do except for the royal family, but in Tonglan, the information can be seen in every detail. I didn't expect that under such strict control in our country, you can still mess with me." Come in, it's really not to be underestimated."

Shuo Yue said modestly: "Don't dare, we have to set foot on your country's territory just for some private matters, but the leader can rest assured that we are only doing private affairs and will never interfere in your internal affairs. Besides, as a senior official of Semu, the leader should know that we Xuanji has no intention of invading other countries, so it is a blessing to be able to protect our land."

The leader nodded, apparently agreeing with Shuo Yue's words, and then walked to the side chair and sat down: "That's very good."