Two stupid postmodern life

Under Zhu Zi's diligent and meticulous care, our comrade Ersha soon recovered.

As the saying goes, recovering from a serious illness is refreshing, and the second idiot today just proved this truth.No, when I woke up today, Ersha immediately felt refreshed, and his body was as light as a swallow. Seeing that the sun was shining brightly, Ersha jumped down like a carp: "I haven't stretched my body for a long time, this is... short fat , something tripped me up."

Getting up in embarrassment, he used his feet to push away the rags on the ground, and Ersha screamed: "Damn it, isn't this an ugly beggar."

If it was said that when he first picked up beggars, he still had a trace of human appearance, then now, this man has completely broken away from the category of human form, and has developed towards a pile of dry bones.

Ersha stretched out the pile of human-like bones and stared at it for a long time, the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, and he kicked him regardless of whether the pile of dry bones could bear it or not.

"Mom!" After stepping down, the dry bone hummed softly, but Ersha hugged his feet and cried out in pain: "Your grandpa, I'm dying!"

Zhu Zi happened to run in excitedly, saw Er Sha jumping happily, and moved forward excitedly: "Brother Er Sha, what are you playing? I play too."

The second idiot had blue veins popping out of his head, he really wanted to give Zhuzi a headache and open the idiot's body, he endured it and didn't do anything: "Zhuzi, go get some water to wake up this stinky beggar."

A large celadon bowl with a gaping mouth, poured a full bowl, the beggar wiped away his chapped lips, and regained a little vitality.Ersha waited for the beggar to half-close his eyes, and when Yoyo woke up, without saying a word, he slapped forward and scratched his ears.

This time, not only Zhu Zi was dumbfounded, even the beggar who just woke up was stunned.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that the beggar was stunned for a moment, then his eyes were about to burst, the second idiot looked extremely angry, raised his eyebrows, thinking about it, and then said again: "I worked so hard to carry you back and hit you, Do you still want to fight back?"

The beggar wanted to get up, but his strength was exhausted, so he had to lie down again and said in a hoarse voice: "If you want to kill, kill, don't you want to be insulted?"

"Kill you? That's a beautiful idea. Let me ask you. That night, you asked me to save you, right? My lord, I thought that God has the virtue of being good at life. I carried you back after hard work, but fell ill. Can you tell me?" Okay, not to mention thanking the young master for saving his life, but also going on a hunger strike all day long. Hmph! Let me tell you, from now on, your broken life belongs to the young master, and you can do whatever you want when it's your turn. "

"It's ridiculous. The body is my personal property. How can I say it belongs to you?"

The second fool saw the other party taking the bait, snickered in his heart, pretended to think for a moment in distress, and then said: "Okay, let's each take a step back, this broken skin is still yours, but... in order to repay my life-saving grace, you have to listen to me." Mine. When you finish repaying your favor, you can do whatever you want, I don't bother to talk to you. "

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the beggar to respond, he said to the pillar: "Soak the dry food you brought with water and let him eat first. If he accidentally starves to death, we have to dig a hole for him. This business will be a big loss." gone."

Zhuzi had long regarded Ersha's words as a golden rule, and immediately ran to the temple to light a fire to boil water. After a while, he brought a steaming bowl, and Ersha worked hard to help the beggar up, and fed him.

The beggar had already made up his mind to die, but unexpectedly, a second idiot appeared on the way, and he made a strong sophistry, and gave up his own thoughts, so he could only sigh: "It's so difficult to want to die!"

Time flies, several months have passed in the blink of an eye, and Floating Leaf City has also entered early summer from late spring.

With a cool breeze and a vast sea of ​​stars, Ersha was lying leisurely on the dilapidated roof of the Town God's Temple with a grass core in his mouth. The round moon hung low above his head like a silver plate, so close that he seemed to be within reach.

The beautiful scenery on such a good day was originally the favorite of the second fool, but now he is so preoccupied that he has no intention to appreciate the beautiful scenery in front of him. It is a pity that this picturesque scenery is lost.

I'm upset, I'm really upset!

I think it took a lot of effort to get the man and the dog back to the Temple of the City God. Not only was he drenched from head to toe when he came back, but he also suffered a serious illness later. What is it like?

Now he is fine, but when he thinks of the next one, he can't help but start to have a headache again, and he would rather be sick in his heart.

God, Buddha and God, I, the second idiot, wanted to pick up someone to repay the favor, so that I could enjoy the glory and wealth, but I never thought of picking up a biological father to support me! ! !

The so-called dear father is naturally that ugly beggar.

Ever since the angel tricked the ugly beggar to eat, Ersha realized that he had made a serious mistake.

Don't look at the ugly beggar's sloppy appearance, he is very particular about food, lodging and walking.Now that I think about it, when the beggar was hungry for so many days, eating pillars

When the son brought him the rice, he only sipped it twice before shaking his head and rejecting it.

Ersha thought that the beggar had repented, and was about to continue to provoke him, but saw the beggar squinting at the hot rice in Zhuzhu's hand, and made a disgusted expression. At that moment, Ersha wisely realized that this time , It can be regarded as digging a hole and burying himself.

Sure enough, in the next few days, Ersha watched the beggar secretly, and the more he watched, the more he felt the urge to slam his head against the south wall to death.

First: beggars are picky eaters, as I have said before, I will not elaborate here.

Second: Beggars are also extremely picky when they sleep.The floor was too hard and the hay was too dirty, so making him sleep on the altar was said to be disrespectful to the gods.

Ersha didn't bother to deal with those stinky problems at first, but getting up in the middle of the night every day, being stared at by a pair of black and purple eyes is no joke.Ersha couldn't help it, so he had to go to the city and ask which ones had unwanted mats.In the end, he shamelessly bought a straw mattress from Uncle Ah Cao, and this was the solution to his urgent need.

The third point is also the most unacceptable point for Ersha, that is, the ugly beggar seems to be extremely concerned about his appearance and figure, which has also caused a consequence. He never took a step out of the door, let alone repay Ersha for saving his life.

To sum up, since Ersha saved this great god, not only did he not get half a cent, but he also had to be careful in every way, for fear that if the other party was dissatisfied, he would seek death and work again. Lost everything?

It seems that the first rule of the law of two fools, under the test of practice, is a bit shaky indeed.

Oh, and not without reason.

Ersha whistled on the roof, and suddenly a black shadow flew over, and when it approached, it threw its head on Ersha's chest, making a coquettish whining sound.

Ersha looked at the big round moon in front of him, pulled out his two hands on the back of his head, and lightly touched the body in front of him: "It's better for my family, Ah Da, who can watch the house, catch rabbits, and catch fish. ...Hmph! It's a hundred times better than that ugly beggar who just eats and doesn't work."

Thinking of the joy, I couldn't help but sing loudly to the starry sky: "The world of mortals is so ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it's okay to be arrogant; this life is over, but my heart is not disturbed, I just want to be happy for half a lifetime; smile to people when I wake up, Forget it all in the dream, lament that the night is too early; the next life is unpredictable, love and hate are wiped out, I only want to be happy until I grow old when I sing about wine; no matter how cold the wind is, I don’t want to escape, no matter how beautiful the flowers are, let me be free; The smaller the heart, the smaller the cause and effect, and get drunk alone..."

The beggar in the temple was depressed, when he heard the singing outside, he couldn't help but listen carefully.The intuitive lyrics have profound meanings, and under the singer's casual singing, it seems like a fresh trickle, slowly flowing into all the veins around him, revealing an indescribable ease and contentment.

As soon as this feeling arose, the beggar himself was shocked, and in an instant, the past buried in his heart surged to his heart.Looking at the direction of the two idiots on the top of the temple, he laughed at himself full of self-deprecation: "How can it be so easy to let go of everything and be at ease?"

Of course, the second fool on the roof couldn't hear the beggar's doubts, and only felt that although life was a little bit hard now, it was also indescribably comfortable.One person and one dog wobbled down the roof, entered the small temple, and said to the beggar sitting on the straw mat: "The pillar hasn't come for a long time, I'll go see him tomorrow, and ask him to swim in the Qi River together." , are you going?"

The beggar lowered his head and thought for a while, and finally made a choice between being clean and hating to see people, and nodded reluctantly.

Ersha got the reply, stopped talking, hugged his family's Ada, and fell into Mengxiang after a while.