Two stupid postmodern life

After saying this, Xuan Ye uncharacteristically stopped talking, sat there with his eyes closed and rested, and ignored Ji Chang's questions and threats in any form.

Shuoyue still sat silently like a puppet, Jichang thought for a while, but did not release his control.Later, he also figured it out, An Ran sat aside and waited slowly.

He wanted to see what kind of mystery Xuan Ye was playing here.

After a cup of tea, there was a sudden buzzing in the air, Xuan Ye flicked his middle finger, and something popped up. After a while, several people jumped into the yard from outside the wall, and the leader carried a person on his back.

The man was motionless, as if he had passed out, Xuan Ye stood up nervously, and asked, "What's going on?"

Xuan Wudao, the leader, said: "It's nothing. When I received it, I had just finished eating. In order to prevent him from being nervous, I gave him some tranquilizing medicine. He may have fallen asleep."

Only then did Xuan Ye feel relieved, and gently helped the man aside to settle down. In order to prevent him from sleeping uncomfortable, he carefully placed the man's head on his shoulders.

Jichang looked at everything over there coldly, and kept silent, waiting for Xuanye to speak.

After the man was settled, Xuan Ye raised his head, fearing that the man would wake up, he lowered his voice twice: "Do you know this man?"

In fact, since that person came in, Ji Chang has been observing. Seeing Xuan Ye's nervousness, he knew that this person must be extremely important to him.Because of lethargy, the man kept his head down. Jichang squatted down and looked at him for a long time before he could see the man's face clearly.

His clothes are gray and covered with mud, and his body feels cool and damp. According to Jichang's experience, this person may have been working underground for a long time. Considering the situation brought by Xuan Ye in such a short time, this person It should be a worker from a nearby mine.

He is short in stature and looks a bit malnourished. His fingers are full of mud, but his hands are small, with many scuffed skin and few calluses. It is presumed that he was a person who did not work much before.

There was an ugly mask on his face, which only covered the upper part of his face. As for the lower part, Jichang took a look and then looked away...it was really eye-catching.

After such a short time, the person next to Xuan Ye woke up slowly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Ji Chang squatting in front of him, with their noses facing each other, and the distance between them was no more than five centimeters.

Ersha was so frightened that his heart rhythm became arrhythmic, he screamed 'ah': "Fuck me, where did you get crazy?"

As soon as the voice came out, Jichang was stunned.

If you close your eyes and listen to the familiar voice, intonation and vocabulary, you will be like Ersha himself.

"Where is this place, why did you bring me here, let me tell you, do I want money, let alone sex, you will lose money if you rob me."

Xuan Ye smiled helplessly, wanted to say something, but choked up again. He blinked to melt away the heat in his eyes, but turned his head in Ersha's direction, his face full of distress.

Ersha couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body, thinking that he met a pervert?

Otherwise, why would someone look at him so frantically?

A disfigured, dirty miner boy.

Jichang's brain was about to explode from everything in front of him. Now, he urgently needs to prove that this person is not his second idiot.

He said, "What's your name?"

"When asking others to sign up, shouldn't you say your own name first?" Er Sha didn't frighten him at all, what, you're awesome, don't think that being handsome is a big deal.

"My name is Jichang."

"Chicken intestine?" The name is really chic, two silly mouths, a thoughtful look: "How do you feel that such a name is a bit familiar? It seems like who listened to. Ah ... " Ersha walked to the side a little irritably and sat down, no longer talking, it could be seen that he was very depressed.

Jichang felt a 'thud' in his heart, no one knew better than him that Ersha's appearance was obviously a manifestation of losing his memory after being manipulated.

But... he is very confused now.

This person was disfigured and lost his memory, but he behaved like an idiot, but his idiot, who was clearly fine, was still by his side just now.

So in the end, which one is his second fool.

In order to verify, Jichang began to ask questions, but the second idiot clearly refused to cooperate.

"Who are you, why should I tell you, where is this place?" Ersha asked repeatedly, but without waiting for an answer, he turned around and said, "I'm leaving."

Xuan Ye, who hadn't moved for a long time, suddenly hummed a song, it was the song 'I will love you even if you die'.

Because the last time we met, Xuan Ye was dressed in black and covered his face. At this point, the second idiot stopped and looked at Xuan Ye: "So it's you!"

Xuan Ye: "Yes."

At least once, Ersha relaxed his vigilance: "You asked someone to bring me here, what's the matter?"

Xuan Ye: "Last time you told me that you lost your memory, so I brought you here. Here, you can find your memory."

"Really?" Ersha was startled first and then delighted, and was about to speak, when he suddenly saw a person approaching from a distance, his face turned pale in an instant.

That person was exactly the same as before.

How would you feel when you suddenly saw someone who looked exactly like you walking towards you?

In the past, Ersha might have leaned over excitedly to marvel, but after this incident of being injured and sold, how could he be so naive, and immediately hid behind Xuan Ye, whom he thought was the safest, and only showed his head to observe.

Seeing this person, there is still something I don't understand, it can't be wrong, it must be this person who ruined his appearance and sold him to the mine.

It must be him.

Xuan Ye felt the people behind him shivering, his heart ached to death, he couldn't help wrapping Ersha in his arms, looking at Ersha who was approaching in front of him, his eyes seemed to be looking at a dead person.

Looking at the interaction between Xuan Ye and the two of them, Ji Chang didn't know what was going on. Although his mind was still muddled, his body was still standing in front of the approaching Ersha before his consciousness.

Seeing the sudden tense atmosphere, the second fool who came was still confused: "What's going on, what the hell?"

"Isn't it?" Ersha, who was hiding in Xuan Ye's arms, had a backer, and fired: "You are that ghost."

Er Silly looked at the miner boy behind Xuan Ye: "Who are you? Why are you at my house?"

Not to be outdone, the miner boy said, "I am the second idiot, who are you, why do you look exactly like me?"

Ersha: "Just kidding, I was born to look like this, but you, you look like a ghost, why do you say you look like me?"

The miner boy's tone froze, yes, he was disfigured, and there was no evidence to prove that his appearance was his.

The second idiot chased after the victory: "Also, why do you say that you are the second idiot? Is there any evidence?"

"..." The miner boy thought through the limited memories in his mind, and had to admit in frustration that he had no evidence.

My limited memory is only limited to the days in Floating Leaf City. The pillars, beggars, and people in the town can prove it, but none of these people are there, and he is not in Floating Leaf now, not even in Xuanji.

He didn't want to admit defeat just like this, so he asked back: "Then how do you prove that you are a second idiot?"

Ersha considered it seriously for a while, and replied: "First of all, you can see my appearance and figure, which is enough to support the conclusion that I am Ersha. Secondly, my memory tells me that I followed Ji Chang came to settle in Semu from Xuanji, my lover is Ji Chang, and my friend is Shuo Ye holding you, they can all prove that I am the second fool."

But Xuan Ye interjected at this time: "I don't admit that you are the second fool, but the one in my arms is."

The second fool showed obvious surprise on his face, and he asked: "Suoye, we met in Chengxie Alley, I took you to Xiangxiang to buy cakes, and because of Sangma, we became friends, I will go to you almost every day The clinic at home, we wear skewers together, grill skewers, all of this, have you forgotten? Why would you go to support a stranger?"

Does this person know who you are?

Regarding Er Sha's words, Xuan Ye was unmoved: "He doesn't know who I am, it's enough for me to know who he is."

He is the real second fool.

And you are just a fake.

Using his face, his memory, completely disguising himself as someone else, poor, pathetic man.

After saying this, Xuan Ye waited quietly, he thought that the face of the fake second fool would be stunned and panicked, but instead, he laughed, his belly couldn't stop laughing, and he laughed hoarsely.

After laughing, he asked Xuan Ye provocatively: "It's still the same sentence, how do you prove that he is the second fool and I am not?"

Jichang looked at Ersha, a little dazed.

The face is still familiar, but the expression of contempt for everything is so strange.However, if this expression is placed on another face, it will fit perfectly.

Thinking of this, he signaled the hidden guards to come down and told them to bring someone over.

The dark guard left, but Jichang was still in a daze. He thought of the first meeting, acquaintance, and understanding with Ersha, and the time they lived together.

His second idiot, eccentric, often confuses his mouth, saying some incomprehensible words; his second idiot, with strange thinking, can always come up with some clever ideas for making money, which makes people admire him ;His second fool is kind to others, although he thinks that everyone is equal, but hates rights, and always says that he can't survive the opening song in Gongdou.

Opening song?

Thinking of this, Jichang asked: "Er Silly, when I first met you, I remembered that you sang a song on the roof. The artistic conception of that song was extremely free and easy. I wonder if you can sing it with me. I really want to hear it."

As soon as these words came out, the expressions on the faces of the real and fake fools were completely different.

Ersha, who was nestled in Xuanye's arms, was already ashamed, but when he heard this, he seemed to come back to life instantly. He broke away from Xuanye, and although his face was full of disbelief, he still walked towards Jichang step by step. : "Ugly beggar, is that you?"

I can sing that song, it's called Xiao Hongchen.

As he spoke, he walked forward and choked up singing.

The world of mortals is ridiculous, infatuated, the most boring, and supercilious...

Every time Ersha took a step forward, Jichang took a step back. The panic on his face meant that Jichang had finally discovered the truth.

This miner boy is the real second fool.

And the one that is always by my side is fake.

At this time, the dark guard carried Ji Heng who was still in a coma, and Ji Chang rushed over, searching carefully on Ji Heng's face, and finally, under the cover of his temple hair, he felt a thin wrinkle.

He opened it with trembling hands, and under the thin breasts was Ji Meng's face.

Ji Chang was trembling all over, almost unable to stand still. He looked at the second fool who was always by his side and was regarded as a treasure, and the taste of blood filled his mouth: "Ji Heng, you have deceived me so hard."