Two stupid postmodern life

The wedding came as promised.

When I got up in the morning, Ersha was in a daze on the bed and refused to get up. Xuan Ye came in with a washbasin in his hand: "Wash and wake up, we have a tough battle to fight today."

It's okay not to say, but when I said that I was stupid, I wanted to retreat: "Xuan Ye, why don't we hold the ceremony and go on a honeymoon trip, okay? Just the two of us, we can go wherever we want, see the most beautiful scenery, and The one you love the most, that's romantic enough."

Xuan Ye smiled: "I knew you would be like this." As he said, he threw a gun over: "I know you are impatient with this, no, I prepared it for you a long time ago, bring this, let's watch a game today Good show, how about it?"

Ersha took it in doubt, put it on his face, and looked at the bronze mirror: "Who is this, it's not what I used to be."

Xuan Ye: "Don't you think the ceremony is cumbersome? How about we not be witnesses today, but spectators?"

"Really, you didn't lie to me?" Ersha was amused at first, and then hesitated: "But this is prepared by Fei Cui and brother-in-law for several months. If we don't go, it's too naive."

Xuan Ye: "I know you are good, so I will tell you now. Today's action is not my temporary intention, but something I have considered before. It just happened that Ji Heng and the others came yesterday. I just mentioned it casually, but I didn't expect Ji Heng It was a strong request, and I agreed with the trend.”

Ersha was confused: "What, why can't I understand."

Xuan Ye apologized and hugged the two idiots: "Given my status, it is definitely unrealistic to hold a ceremony among the people, but seeing how active your family is, I can't say anything, but in my heart, I hope to be like Just like an ordinary person, I joined you with everyone's blessing.

Ersha nodded: "And then."

Xuan Ye: "But in my position, I can't control many things. My identity and appearance are actually classified. I didn't think it was necessary before, but after what happened with Jichang, I found that the intelligence is really incomparable. It's important, so in the future, I will still be active outside as Xian Yi, so I'm sorry, today, I can't hold a ceremony with you under my real name."

"Understood." Ersha expressed his understanding: "But my brother-in-law said at that time that he would do something special, isn't that a contradiction?"

"It's not contradictory. The news about Ye Wang Xuan Ye's wedding has been widely announced. The whole Xuanji has got the news, but they are told that the wedding will be held in the imperial city, but the gift money has to be given out now."

Ersha despised: "What are you doing? The dignified prince asked the officials for gift money, how short of money are you?"

"Since I came to Shike, although I have lived a secluded life, after all, my identity is there. Whether it is the king's city or the officials in various places, they all hope that I will get married as soon as possible. For this reason, I have used some means. I have taken the trouble to be tough. , so I won’t be disturbed any more. So the gift money is just a cover, my real intention is to tell the whole Xuanji that I’m married and have a princess, so that they won’t have to use their brains on me in the future.”

The corners of Ersha's mouth raised involuntarily, and he stepped forward and sucked Xuan Ye's forehead: "I told me this on the day of the wedding, I am very happy for my husband."

Xuan Ye smiled indulgently, and bumped heads with Ersha: "So, officials will not be present at today's ceremony. I planned to salute you by Xian Yi's name, but after Ji Heng found out yesterday, he strongly demanded We will be replaced by him and Jichang. Anyway, he looks like you. As for Jichang, it’s better to use Xianyi’s name. Anyway, no one knows it. In this way, you can participate in the wedding without being disturbed by it. , but for Ji Heng, this wedding is his dream, what do you think?"

"It's just too... perfect." What else could Ersha say, with a husband like this, what more could a husband ask for.

Knowing that today's wedding ceremony has nothing to do with him, Ersha lost all pressure in an instant. He and Xuan Ye got tired of each other, took their cocks, and the two walked hand in hand to the place where the ceremony was held, Xiangxiang Restaurant.

At that time, just after Si Shi, the road two blocks away from Xiangxiang was already crowded.

Ersha asked Xuan Ye a little uncertainly: "This... shouldn't have anything to do with our marriage, right?"

Xuan Ye was also a little uncertain, so he asked the passers-by next to him: "Brother, why is it so crowded today?"

The elder brother of the passer-by should be a farmer, with a strong figure and a rough face. After hearing the words, Le Yingying introduced: "Are you foreigners? You don't know such a big thing. Today, Xiangxiang Restaurant and the owner of the assistant manpower got married. A lot of activities have been launched, and some dishes are even [-]% off... [-]% off, isn’t this the same as giving away for nothing? The boss of Xiangxiang can say that today is a banquet for Quan Shike’s people to watch the ceremony. Who can not Come?"

Unexpectedly, Fei Cui's handwriting was so great, and Ersha stuttered in shock: "Quan...Quanshi? Don't...just kidding...okay."

"Believe it or not, I have to hurry up. I didn't expect to be late. I knew I should have set off before dawn." The farmer brother regretted and followed the flow of people: "If you want to go, follow patiently." Let's go, it doesn't matter if it's late, Xiangxiang's boss said that the wedding will take three days, and we can always make it in time."

Seeing the stream of people crawling like a tortoise ahead, Er Sha and Xuan Ye looked at each other in blank dismay.The situation in front of me seems to be mocking silently: You deserve it, you are cheating and cheating, and you don’t even want to participate in your own wedding, now it’s okay, you can’t even if you want to.

"What should I do? This speed will definitely not be able to keep up with the ceremony." Ersha asked.

Xuan Ye thought for a while, then squatted down and let Ersha climb up: "I'll take you there."

The second fool put Xuan Ye's back in doubt, and when he hugged his neck, he was still thinking, if the surrounding roads are so crowded, could it be possible to fly over from the sky?

Xuan Ye came to a remote narrow alley with the two idiots on his back, and as soon as he said "hold on tight", he used his feet hard, moved around, and was already on the roof.

Ersha only felt a blur in front of his eyes, what appeared in front of him had been replaced by mottled walls and zigzag beams, coupled with the brief weightlessness, it made him feel like he was dreaming.

When he regained his composure, Xuan Ye had already moved quickly on the roof, watching the eaves moving backwards like the wind, the two idiots were dumbfounded: "Old...husband, are you...light kung fu?"

"Yeah, are you still used to it?" Although Xuan Ye moved forward rapidly, his steady breath did not affect his speech at all: "It will be much faster this way, and it won't delay us watching the ceremony."

"My husband is amazing, you are so good at kung fu, why didn't you tell me?" Ersha looked at the surrounding excitedly and yelled: "It's like flying."

"We're here." As soon as Er Sha finished speaking, Xuan Ye had already jumped into the Xiangxiang courtyard, and there was no time for him to sigh: "Whenever you want to fly in the future, I will take you flying, okay?"

Hate... my heart is beating so fast.

Recently, Xuan Ye didn't know what it was, he automatically turned on the sweet talk mode, and every sentence seemed to be a love story, which made the two fools afraid of him.

Pretending to look around, Ersha dared to talk to Xuan Ye after the heat on his face subsided: "There seems to be no one in the yard, have you all gone to the hotel?"

Xuan Ye: "Let's go too and see if there is anything we need help with. After all, this is our wedding. If we don't attend and don't worry about anything in the end, it's unreasonable."

From the side door of the Xiangxiang Courtyard, not far away is the Xiangxiang Restaurant. Now the entire street has been emptied on both sides. Instead, there are long cases connected end to end, covering almost the entire street.

I wipe, big hand.

Ersha was stunned by Jade's arrangement, which turned the whole street into a Xiangxiang restaurant.

The cases and benches have been set up, and the people who came to watch the ceremony came in from the street one after another, came to the seats after being guided, and sat down one after another.Now, two-thirds of the people have entered the arena, and the follow-up people are still waiting in line. According to the progress, it will be full soon.

Xiangxiang's waiters and helpers were hired to work part-time, wearing red festive dresses, wearing flowers and butterflies in the crowd, leading the way, serving snacks, and issuing license plates. They were extremely busy.Er Sha and Xuan Ye managed to squeeze into the hotel, but they were caught by Xuan Yue who was waiting at the door of the store, and it seemed that they had been waiting there for a long time.