Two stupid postmodern life

"What can you do?" Ersha and the beggar hid in the night, facing the back door of Rongqing Restaurant.

The moon was dark and the stars were sparse, and the night was dense, and the figure of Ersha next to him could not be seen clearly. In the eyes of the beggar, there were only those bright eyes, as if the stars were close to him, and he was a little dazed.

"Hey, what about you, what happened?" Ersha pushed the beggar next to him, his tone full of displeasure.

"Steal it back when his family is buried."

"So simple?"

"It's that simple!"

"Oh... No, the pillar is already dying, if it is buried in the soil again, it will not survive."

The beggar squinted his eyes, and glanced in Ersha's direction annoyedly: "Don't worry about it, I'm here."

As soon as the words were finished, the back door of Rongqing Restaurant opened quietly, and under the dim moonlight in the sky, Ersha saw Li Chenggong come out, holding the straw mat in his hand.

The beggar winked at Ersha, and pulled him to follow closely.

Li Chenggong walked very quickly, and he was a little absent-minded. Ersha and the beggar were behind him, and he heard heavy sighs coming from the front from time to time.

Not long after he stopped, Ersha raised his eyes and saw that it was by the Qi River where he had saved Zhuzi.

I just heard Li Chenggong nagging and saying: "Zhu'er, it seems that you are doomed to escape this year. Father is reluctant to part with you, but there is no way, God will accept you. Father knows you like water, so I will let you go." Bury you in the water, you go well, and you will be born into a good family in the next life..."

Ersha and the beggar hiding in the dark watched Li Chenggong put the straw mat in the water, and the straw mat slowly drifted away and sank slowly.

"Hey, why are you still standing there stupidly, hurry up and save someone, the pillar will really drown after a while, hey..."

Ersha couldn't care about anything else anymore, and gave the beggar a hard push.

"Who, who's there?" Feeling the grass not far behind tremble, Li Chenggong dared to ask.

A gust of "woo" blew past, and under the dark night, the undulating grass behind him trembled again. Li Chenggong took a step back and vaguely saw something coming out of the grass.

what's that?

It looks like a human being, but the almost shapeless face, hunchbacked and bowed body, and icy cold eyes that are purple in black, can't match the appearance of a human being, let alone...not to mention that thing, it floated over .

"Ghost..." Li Chenggong yelled, stumbled and ran away for half a mile, feeling that no one was chasing him, he was dazed just now: "No, that ghost must be a bull's head and a horse's face, it's here to pick up the pillars Okay, no, I have to go back, give some gifts, and say some good words, so that Zhuzi will not suffer in the next life."

He ran back boldly, but there was no trace of the ghost, and his own son disappeared.

Not far away, the beggar was holding a straw mat in his arms, with two idiots hanging on his shoulders, and he was running fast with ease. If he hadn't been busy at the moment, he really wanted to throw the yelling idiot on the ground.

"Wow, beggar, you can run so fast. You can do light work. It belongs to the beggar gang. Five bags, six bags, maybe you are an elder. Haha, I have found a treasure this time, I don't care, you are so Great, you have to repay me well..."

The beggar lamented as he ran. After staying with this fool for a long time, I am afraid that he has become a fool. Otherwise, how could he do such a childish and ridiculous thing with his own personality, alas!

Of course Ersha, who is still dancing while being hung on his shoulder, doesn't know what the beggar is thinking. He is counting with his fingers: if he finds a puppy, he can not only watch the door, catch fish and fruits, but also breed in his free time. Picking up a beggar, I thought it was useless, but who knows that this guy can not only pretend to be a ghost to scare people, but also has good lightness skills. With him as a bridge, my grand plan and great wish to develop in the beggar gang in the future are just around the corner.

Although this guy is picky eater, sleepy and not talkative, it is difficult to serve him, but for the sake of his great use, he will be reluctant to continue to take him in.

The so-called practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. From that day on, Comrade Ersha tasted the sweetness of picking people up, so he officially certified the first law as the truth, and began to implement it tirelessly and without compromise.

The beggar had a bit of a headache in the past two days, so Ersha yelled at him several times before he recovered.

"Qi Gong, Qi Gong, get some more sugar and salt water, if there is no sugar, salt water will do just fine... Qi Gong!"

The calm and calm that he had been proud of for so many years disappeared. The beggar felt that the time he lost control in the past ten days was more than three times the sum of the previous 23 years of his life. Arguing with an idiot, I've lost myself, but when I heard this, I couldn't help but burst out: "If you call me Qigong again, I'll..."

The instigator raised his head and looked like a rascal: "What are you going to do? A dead beggar, eat my own, drink my own, sleep with my own. I saved this rotten life, and you dare to challenge me. Believe it or not, I will kill you Get the deed of sale to the county magistrate, and ask him to judge for me?"

Hearing about the deed of sale, the beggar suddenly became shorter, and while keeping silent, he couldn't help but start to secretly hate himself.

Why were you so stupid to sign that thing with him?

Now that I think about it, maybe I was so shocked by this fool's series of actions that I lost my mind.