I only like you as a paper man

Osamu Dazai: …………………………………………?

Are you kidding me? ? ?

Although he had indeed done something in the past where a girl he cared about instructed him to chase another girl who didn't exist in order to get closer to the former, but it was the first time for him to be asked how to chase another man by a girl.

The target is the devil Dostoevsky? ? ?

It would be more scary if he would chase him, right? ? ? ?

No, maybe he should be rejoicing, it's a good thing you're not a fan of Zhong Ye, otherwise wouldn't you want him to teach you how to chase that slug now! ?

...It seems that they are all terrible, and for a while he can't even tell which one is more terrible.It's like asking him if he would like to eat curry-flavored poop, or would he like to eat poop-flavored curry... neither of course!

"Chacha, if you are threatened by Fyodor, you just blink." Osamu Dazai was stunned for a long time before forcing out such a sentence.

"I was not threatened by him." You replied calmly, "But whether I will be threatened by him in the future is another matter... I think it is very possible, and Mr. Dazai will definitely save me when the time comes."

You looked at Dazai's face as if he had accidentally eaten wasabi, and felt that he must have misunderstood, so you continued to explain to Dazai: "Mr. Dazai, I think you misunderstood something. I said it just now, I She is a paper lover who only likes paper people, so I have no interest in Mr. Dostoevsky at all, what I want to know is the way to catch Fedya."

"Is there... a difference?" Dazai blinked.

"Of course there is! Mr. Dostoevsky refers to Dosi who is here now, and Fedya refers to Dosi who is just a paper figure! It's far away! Mr. Dazai, you know , you have traveled through time. In the current world, you were originally stories in books, characters in manga and animation... Let’s take Dangan X as an example. Although Komaeda Nagito is a troublemaker in the original work Shit stick, but players will still find him cute, right!"

"Chacha, you should know, I'm not interested in men." Osamu Dazai kindly(?) reminded you.

You clap your fists: "Yes, then let's assume that Nagito Komaeda is a cute girl with big breasts..."

"I think it would be better to just change the role and make an analogy at this time!?" Osamu Dazai, who has always been complained about by others, couldn't help but take on the duty of complaining servant in front of you.

"Okay, then let's assume that Hinata So is a cute girl with big | breasts... although he is a big | breasts girl even if he is not cute."

"So it's not right!?" Then again, what happened to the last sentence! ?

"That……"

"No, no more analogies, Chacha, just keep talking." Osamu Dazai finally found out that in fact, when you talk about paper figures, you, who look serious, will transform into radio-type.

"Oh, what I want to say is that although the player may not want to have a friend who likes to make trouble like him at all in reality, but maybe he really wants to fall in love with him who is a paper man, right?"

"..." Then you can just use Fyodor as an example, why bother Komaeda Nagito!Dazai complained silently in his heart.Forget it, he doesn't want to hear your analogy of "if Mr. Dostoevsky is a cute girl with big | breasts", it's too scary.

……

Osamu Dazai couldn't help thinking about it.

It's really scary.

No, stop, please don't.jpg——

"If you want to chase the paper man, you have to make the other self—that is, the heroine's behavior, language, and settings conform to this world view in the world view of the paper man, and then think of a way Fall in love with the paper man you like."

"I see, I totally understand."

Dazai nodded.

That is to say—you just want to have a dream, and you want to keep the dream logical while recalling that it is just a dream.

Osamu Dazai looked at you and shook his head again. For a while, he didn't know whether to say that he didn't understand girls from another world, or that he didn't understand your thoughts.

He suddenly remembered his dream not long ago.

In the dream, he and his old friend drank in a familiar tavern as in the past, talking about some boring topics that had nothing to do with everyone's identities.The lights in the tavern are dim, and it seems that it has nothing to do with the bright world full of hope outside, but it is the place he most yearns for.

It's just that now I can only return there in a dream.

It is also true, let him just let the dream be just a dream, there is nothing wrong with it.

"Then! Mr. Dazai is willing to teach me!?" You looked at Dazai aggressively with star eyes.

"Chacha, it's not a question of whether you are willing to teach or not." Dazai expertly opened up your star eyes to attack, "Why do you think I know how to catch Fyodor?"

"Because you are Mr. Dazai! As long as Mr. Dazai is willing to use his brains, he will definitely be able to attack Komaeda Nagito!" You put your hands on your hips and said confidently, "I believe that Mr. Dazai is invincible in this aspect! Dosto Mr. Yevsky will bow down!"

So why on earth have I been using Komaeda Nagito as an example from the very beginning! ?Because Komaeda likes Sparashi and Fyodor also said something about Sparashi, does Komaeda Nagito keep being mentioned? ?What did he do wrong! ?No, what the hell am I doing wrong! ?

Dazai's heart was a little broken, although such nonsense was quite interesting and could make him completely forget the original pressure, but he still decided to forcibly skip this topic.

Well, what to do.

Dazai glanced at the crowd around him.

"Shh." He suddenly pressed his index finger against your lips, motioning for you to be quiet.

"what happened?"

"Chacha, we are being followed." Dazai lowered his voice, put his arms around your shoulders, and brought the distance between you closer, as if preparing to protect you.

Dazai is not talking nonsense, since a few minutes ago, two girls have been following you.It's just that the tracking method is too clumsy, not murderous, or even malicious.Their purpose was too obvious, so Dazai didn't bother to pay attention to them.

Now is a good time to take advantage of it.

When you heard Dazai say that, you immediately became nervous.In your mind, many possibilities popped up at once, for example: the administrator of the Space-Time Administration found that the paper man had traveled through time, so he was ordered to arrest the two people who were fleeing (?), and to eliminate Your memory... Another example, Dazai and Tuosi escaped (?) from prison, so the hounds also came after them!Maybe they will regard you as their companion and tie you back together...

You gripped Dazai's clothes tightly, and asked him tremblingly, "Is there anything wrong?"

"It's okay." Dazai looked down at you and said with a smile, "With me here, Chacha won't be hurt."

Osamu Dazai, life is like a play, all depends on acting skills.

He glanced back, and the two girls who had been following you all the time stopped where they were after seeing your movements getting more intimate.Dazai was thinking that it was so, and said to you: "When I count 3, 2, 1, we will run forward together and get rid of them."

"Okay, I got it!" You firmly believe in Osamu Dazai's words. You can't blame you for being too simple and naive, but Osamu Dazai is too good at fooling people.

Dazai ran forward the moment the countdown ended. In order to match your footsteps, he deliberately slowed down.There were as many people on the pedestrian street as before, you were afraid of getting separated from Dazai, so you held his hand subconsciously.

Ah... the touch of a bandage.

What a strange feeling.

It's so hot.

Your physical strength is not very good, and running 500 meters with Dazai is the limit, and now it is the scorching heat, you have already begun to lose your mind, and you can only hold Dazai's hand tightly like grabbing a life-saving straw.

Dazai, who noticed that the person he was leading was running slower and slower, turned his head and found that your eyes had become "の" shape, turning around like a whirlpool.

Dazai led you to stop at the corner of the road, and you crashed into Dazai's arms due to inertia.

Of course, you, who were dizzy and out of breath, didn't even notice that it was Dazai's arms, and thought it was a soft wall—or, you simply didn't have the energy to think about it.

Dazai looked at you panting in his arms and thought: Ah, she is just an ordinary girl after all.Having said that, if you can't run 500 meters, isn't the physical fitness education in this world not good enough...?But if you don't need to fight, it shouldn't matter.

All right.

Although he has now gotten rid of the mentally handicapped question you just asked, but now, he is about to face another question.

"...What are you doing here?"

Dosi, who came out of nowhere, looked at you in Dazai's arms, and asked you coldly.

The author has something to say: Komaeda Nagito: It’s too difficult for me who didn’t play at all

Hinata Chuang: ...that is more difficult for me

Chuya Nakahara: Bastard Dazai, tell me who is the curry-flavored poop and who is the poop-flavored curry!

Tuo: ...I don't want to be any of them, thank you.