I only like you as a paper man

"Chacha, what's wrong with you?"

Osamu Dazai looked at you sitting opposite him, staring at the phone motionless with a straw in his mouth, with an expression of misfortune and fear like Atsushi Nakajima ran into Akutagawa Ryunosuke on the streets of Yokohama, and asked you.

"I am dead……"

You blurted it out, only to realize that it wasn't just Dazai Osamu who was staring at you, but also the girl at the next table who just asked you if it was all right and if you needed help.

Now you understand why she said "There must be some difficulties" - what is displayed on the screen of her mobile phone is the Weibo just published by the Cuckold Club.

"It's all a misunderstanding! I have nothing to do with them!" You tried to explain to girl A at the next table, but the other side just showed a look of "I understand, you don't need to explain", and then continued to chat own to go.

"Huh???" Osamu Dazai, who was confused about the situation, was full of question marks.

[@茶茶不是Archer_ I really want to wear Tuosi's plush hat: It's not me! ! !Don't AT me anymore! ! ! !I'll be shot while I'm lying down too! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

You quickly finished posting an original Weibo, just wanting to clear your innocence, but whether anyone will believe it or not is another matter.

"It's nothing, Mr. Dazai don't care." You have nothing to love.

Osamu Dazai didn't ask any further questions, but turned to look at the phone screen of girl B at the next table...she watched the video again.

That's why it's because of this.

Osamu Dazai connected to Starbucks' WIFI, downloaded an app called Weibo, and registered a new account.He gave himself a handsome Weibo name: Disqualification in the World.

The result is taken.

He had to try "Dazai Osamu" again.

Still occupied.

That's called Bandage Waste Device Headquarters, right? ? ?

However, it is still occupied.

Osamu Dazai had no choice but to give himself a new ID.

——Has your world been disqualified?

Answer: Disqualified.

He quickly saw the video just released by Cuckold Club on the popular Weibo, and he didn't expect that he would become popular in this way on the first day of time travel... And judging from the title, he seems to have won!

He won again, which is great!

Dazai quickly saw your ID in the forwarding of this Weibo, and clicked on it.

In the next second, you will hear a "thump" from your mobile phone.

In the next second, you who were still crying began to burst into laughter.

"Damn it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...!!!"

"What's the matter? He suddenly smiled so happily."

"Just now there is a zombie fan fo me hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...! The ID is actually called!! Are you disqualified from the world hahahahahahahaha!!!"

"...Is it funny?" Dazai followed you and laughed a few times.

"It's so tm funny hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

"……that's me."

"Hahahahaha...... Oh, I'm sorry." You slammed your head on the table.

You stopped laughing and clicked a follower.

After returning fans, you realize that something is wrong.

"No!! Mr. Dazai!!! How can you follow my Weibo casually!!"

"Is there any problem?" Dazai took a few sips of coffee while holding his face, and watched your Weibo with great interest.

He regretted seeing the first one.

[@茶茶不是Archer_ I really want to wear Tuosi's plush hat: Zai lied to his feelings and Tuo lied to his life, I suggest that Tuo Zai both return home. ]

He almost spit the coffee out of his mouth.

"I suggest that Chacha and I both return the house." Dazai adjusted his smile and told you this.

"Do you really want to piss Mr. Dostoevsky to death?" You saw Dazai's purpose at a glance.

"How could it be? It's just because Chacha is cute."

Although Dazai said this on his lips, he thought in his heart: Damn, he was actually seen through.

"...Mr. Dazai, I sincerely request you not to view | rape my Weibo, is it too late for me to log off now?"

"Of course it's too late~"

Dazai doesn't believe in evil, he insists on continuing to read your Weibo.

I saw that your Weibo forwarding and reposting is either forwarding a lottery or hahahahahaha*N, the original Weibo is most likely talking about his deadly enemy Fyodor.

For example, Mr. Tuo, can you kiss me? For example, I love you, Tuo Tuo. For example, this month's manga Tuo Tuo is so beautiful that I immediately take off my pants.

Osamu Dazai almost couldn't help blurting out a cursive word.

He now knows why you don't let him read your Weibo.

If Tuosi saw this... Tsk tsk tsk.

Dazai Osamu, with a very delicate expression, looked up and saw your expression of hating iron for steel.

Dazai asked you: "...Why do you have this expression?"

You said: "I'm thinking about how to kill you."

Dazai calmly took another sip of coffee, and said to you: "Thank you, Chacha is such a good boy~ Why don't you be a good person and die for love with me?"

You only answered him with one word.

"--roll."

Then Osamu Dazai saw your new Weibo.

[@茶茶不是Archer_ I killed Osamu Dazai: I killed Osamu Dazai. ]

...Well, even the ID suffix has been changed, which is more face-saving.

"Actually, I think it's still too late to delete Chacha, after all Fyodor doesn't know your Weibo ID~" Dazai tried to ease the atmosphere.

"? Why should I delete thousands of my Weibo for him."

"...?" Dazai slowly knocked out a question mark.

"He's still using a flip phone and can't download apps, I'm not afraid!" You answered Dazai confidently.

In fact, what you think in your heart is: ... Anyway, I have already died socially in front of him, who is afraid of whom.

But you miscalculated.

Because you forgot that Weibo has a wap web version.

In fact, Tuo Si registered on Weibo last night and followed you.

Just because his ID is called [mobile phone user 6465547], so you don't know it's him.

...I thought it was a zombie fan and removed him from the fan list.

Tosi: I am too difficult.jpg

Poor Mr. Dostoevsky has now finally reached his destination, store A.

Along the way, he could feel the strange eyes cast on him by passers-by.

When he was accosted by a passerby for the third time and heard the words "brother, be strong", he finally couldn't help but replied to the passerby, "I'm sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

— of course in English.

Someone even tried to give him a small green turtle, telling him that having a small animal as a distraction would make him feel less upset.

Tosi refused him coldly and said, "Thank you, no need."

Although it was watched by many people just now, the news spread too fast.

In order to find the reason, he opened Weibo and immediately got the answer from the popular Weibo.

He saw your ID in the popular forwarding, and clicked in.

...and found out that I was removed from my followers.

He casually clicked into your fan list and found Osamu Dazai.

...and actually exchanged FO with you.

Then he conveniently dragged Osamu Dazai into the blacklist.

Finally, I gave you [@茶茶不是Archer_I killed Osamu Dazai: I killed Osamu Dazai] a like on this Weibo, and I followed you again.

Ten seconds later, he found that he had been removed as a follower again.

Row.

Right.

Immediately afterwards, he saw that you posted a new Weibo.

[@茶茶不是Archer_ I killed Osamu Dazai: Can Big Eye Boy stop filling me with zombie fans? ? ? ]

...He finally knows the reason why you targeted him.It turns out that you didn't target him, but mistook him for a zombie fan.Of course, he cannot be blamed for this, after all, he is not a distinguished Sina member and cannot change his ID (in fact, ordinary users can change it once a year, but his new account has a bug, and the system automatically deducts the number of name changes).

So he posted a Weibo post that showed "philosophical sentences that only the great Dostoevsky would have uttered", and fanned you again.

This time, not only did you not remove him from the fan list, but you also reposted his Weibo and helped him @死亡文学bot.

Tosi finally gave up.

He put down his flip phone that had been eliminated 800 years earlier in the real world, and walked around store A with interest.On the shelf, he saw a series of peripheral products with the LOGO of Wenhao Xiaoyegou, pendants, badges, folders... everything.

He wasn't interested in these at all, he just flipped through them under the trend of curiosity and prepared to leave.Before he left, two Wenye fans came to the shelf, chatting about this month's comic plot.

"Why is Gogol still not online? I'm about to cry."

"Forget it, my Akutagawa has been offline for more than two years, and Akutagawa must go online first!"

"Speaking of Akutagawa, I just want to laugh!! 'I'll kill you in half a year'—and never went online again."

"Grass, please don't say it, the humble mustard is crying online."

"Only Maozi and Zaiquan are online."

"I repeat with passion."

"Look at what Maozi has done to the detective agency?? There are still a group of people whose whereabouts are unknown. I am really going to die of anger! If there is a chance, I will definitely grab Maozi's hat and give him a vicious Step on him a few times and beat him half to death!"

"Okay, I'll top you!"

But in Tosi's ears, this conversation is like this——

"[*inaudible*] I was about to cry waiting."

"Forget it, [*distorted*]!"

"Speaking of [*murmurs*]."

"Grass, please don't say it, [*distorted*]."

"Only [*murmurs*]."

"I repeat with passion."

"Look at [*音音*]! If I have the chance, I'll grab Maozi's hat, stomp on him a few times, and beat him to death!"

"Okay, I'll top you!"

...?how so.

It was the first time he heard such a noise, and he couldn't help but stay there and listen for a while before confirming that it was not a man-made phenomenon.

Tosi quickly understood that he could not get some kind of information from this different world.

He found the shelf with the comics of Wenhao Xiaoyegou. Because they were wrapped in plastic and couldn't be read, he could only check the back cover and front cover.

Tuosi casually picked up the Naruto manga placed next to him, and compared it with the manga in his hand.

Cover, clearly visible.

As for the back cover...

He could clearly see the summary of the plot written on the back cover of Naruto Manga, but the summary of the content on the back cover of Wenhao Xiaoyegou was a mosaic.

Yes.

He cannot obtain any information related to the original world from this world.

The author has something to say: the manga in Tuo's hand is 13 volumes, and he secretly felt that he was standing above Zai (x

It took him a while to react:?Maozi is not talking about me, is it?