I only like you as a paper man

You feel like you're swiping past.

That posture is definitely more violent than A smashing the head of the rice ball with red wine.

However, the people in front of you only think you are mentally retarded.

Tosi caught the wine bottle you threw at him with his hands—he watched you swinging from side to side in front of him like cotton blown by the wind, and hit him weakly.

"Are you sleepy?" He easily snatched the wine bottle from your hand, put it aside, and didn't forget to say something to you.

"Good skill, you can actually take my attack!"

"...Wake up, it's me." Tosi said, and began to analyze the probability of you having sleepwalking.

"Don't get close to me! Even if you have a voice like Akira Ishida!"

"Who is Akira Ishida?"

"It's my Fei Jia's voice actress!"

"...Oh, so it's my voice actor."

"Huh? You said you are Fei Jia?" You stood there unsteadily, as if you would fall down on the spot and fall asleep in a second.

"Yeah." Tuo nodded, although you couldn't see it at all.

"You lied to me, how could my Fei Jia chat with me here at night! At this time, he must still be typing codes in front of the computer, otherwise, how do you think he got dark circles and hunchback?"

"If you would lend me your computer, I would indeed."

"...I know! I must be dreaming!"

Tuo Si finally found out that he was not talking on the same channel as you now, so he gave up communicating with you, and just wanted to turn around and go back to his room to continue sleeping.But if I leave you here alone... Well, if you still remember what happened tonight, you might chase him and scold him for half an hour the next day, "How can you just watch the girl sleep on the floor?" become more troublesome.

He reaches out, ready to slowly push you back into your room.

Unexpectedly, you took advantage of the situation and grabbed the hand that Tuosi extended to you, and got into his arms.

Tuosi stood there blankly, unable to react for a while, no matter what you do to him.

"Hmm...it smells like Fei Jia..." You rubbed against Tuo Si's chest like a cat back and forth, muttering to yourself, "It's good to be alive, to be able to dream...hehe...hehe hey-hey……"

You really fell asleep and lost your mind, not pretending to sleep and eating other tofu...?This idea appeared in Tuo Si's mind for a moment, and was quickly denied by him. After all, you always put on an attitude of "don't beat me with inflatable paper people", how could you want to plot against him.

Want to wake you up?If you wake up at this time, you will probably wake up the innocent residents of the entire community by screaming loudly, and most importantly, you will probably blame him.

"You, what do you want to do to me!" You will retreat at the speed of light and hit your head, and then point at him and shout like this, um, yes, it will definitely be like this.

... So Tosi chose to remain silent.

You just hugged him, at most you just touched his waist and collarbone... Within a minute, you fell asleep in his arms again.With a dark face, Tosi sent you back to your bed, and told you that the person (pillow) you should hug was there, and he didn't forget to close the door for you when he left.

You should be thankful that even though the thought of "Whether Tuosi can boki" flashed in your mind, even in your dream you felt that if you wanted to verify yourself, you would die in place and give up.

Early the next morning, you wake up from the familiar bed and see Fei Jia (the pillow) smiling at you.You first buried your head in the pillow and rubbed it for a while, then rolled back and forth on the bed with your full body pillow in your arms, giggling while rolling, very happy - because you had a good dream.

Then you accidentally rolled under the bed, and the moment you hit the ground, you let out a scream.

"My lord, what's the matter!" Tsurumaru who got up early happened to pass by your room, he opened the door without saying a word, and what he saw was this scene:

Your Fedya (pillow) is pinning you down.

"This really scared me..." Tsurumaru, who didn't know what to say for a while, took a long time to squeeze out this sentence.

"What's the matter, Chacha?" Osamu Dazai stood behind Tsurumaru and looked in, then he patted the shoulder of Tosi who was standing next to him and said, "Beast, Fyodor."

"... Please shut up." Knowing that your life will not be in danger at all, Tuosi didn't even bother to look into your room. Adding Dazai's words, he knew it with his knees, and he must be criticizing him again. was killed.

"It hurts, it hurts..." You rubbed your head with your hands, climbed up from the ground with difficulty, and threw the pillow back on the bed.

Only then did you find that the three inflatable producers were standing outside the door, and you blinked your eyes and asked them, "Hey, what's the matter?"

……

Having a sweet dream can brighten your mood for days.

You happily rushed downstairs to buy breakfast for the three hard-to-serve elders in the family.

Tosi and Dazai expressed that they wanted to go back to the room to eat alone, or he or I would go back to the room.

Of course you wouldn't allow them to do that, because if they messed up the room, you would be the one to clean it up again, and you think they should award you the title of the best nanny dispatched from Yokohama.

The four of you huddled around a table and had breakfast.

It's still the weird atmosphere.

The news is still broadcast on TV.

"Why is it a news broadcast???" You have a black question mark. jpg expression on your whole body.

"Ask him." Dazai said that he would not take the blame.

"...Learn about the laws of this world." Tuo Si chewed on the pan-fried buns, and answered you slowly, "By the way, let's learn about the world view."

God tm understands the world view... You seem to have seen you who worked hard to study the world view of the literary hero Xiaoyegou.Tosi, oh Tosi, you also have today.

"It's too oily, I don't like to eat greasy food." Tosi did not forget to comment on the taste of breakfast.

"Are you a food critic! If you are so picky, you can buy it by yourself next time...!" You wished to snatch his fried rice from Tuo Si, "I know, you are the kind of person who doesn't like sweets. Someone who likes to eat salty food, doesn’t like spicy food or bitter food, greasy food or strong taste, right?”

"Indeed." Tosi did not object, "Is this also the information in the so-called formula book?"

"Bah, the formula book only says that you love the world like a god, I deduced this!"

"As expected of the master! A famous detective in the new world!" As expected of being the only one present protecting you, Tsurumaru did not forget to applaud you while eating breakfast.

"Are you Athena, Fyodor. No, it's better to say that it's the Virgin Mary...?"

"I have no problem with you referring to yourself as Snow White, Dazai-kun, but please don't use women as an analogy."

"Are you discriminating against women?"

"No, I'm not discriminating against women, I'm just discriminating against you."

When you heard the conversation between the two, you suddenly took out your phone and tapped on the screen.

"What are you doing?" Tosi had a bad feeling.

"Send memes on Weibo!!! Such a good joke will not be in vain!!!" You have finished typing quickly and sent the Weibo.

The two immediately stopped fighting each other.

"Speaking of which, why is the Lord in such a good mood today?"

"I had a good dream."

"Oh, I dreamed about your Fei Jia again, right!" As expected of you, Fu Sangshen knows you well.

"Yes!" You suddenly thumped the table when you were halfway through the meal, "I dreamed of cuddling with Fei Jia, and that feeling was just as real! I am really the happiest girl in the world!!!"

Tosi's hand holding the chopsticks stopped in mid-air.

In order not to be noticed by his abnormal reaction, this pause lasted only about a second.

If you knew that it was not a dream at all, you would be so happy now, and you would be so angry after knowing the truth.

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Osamu Dazai simulated in his mind the scene of taking your words and then flirting with Tuo Si, and finally being posted on Weibo by you. After thinking about it, he decided to give up.

"Since this is the case, the owner of last night will not be held accountable, right?"

"what's up?"

"It's about Toss ordering takeaway with your mobile phone!!"

Thinking in your heart that you won't find yourself hungry X? There was an extra order in the food delivery app out of thin air, so Tosi and Dazai, who didn't plan to mention it at all, cast a hostile look at Tsurumaru at the same time.

"Huh??" You quickly opened Hungry X and saw last night's takeaway order, "Who ordered????"

Tsurumaru and Dazai pointed at Tosi without hesitation, and threw the pot to him.

"...I can never eat three servings by myself."

"Did you crack my phone code???" You care more about that than they order food from your phone.

"No, I use fingerprint to unlock."

"You did this while I was asleep!? Tell me, what else did you do!"

"Beast, Fyodor." Osamu Dazai said the line again, and he thought it was very effective.

"Shut up, Dazai-kun." Tosi didn't even bother to answer you, because he knew that you would definitely—

"Forget it, if you do something to me who is asleep, then the pig will climb the tree, and Mr. Dazai will definitely become a sunny young man who cherishes life!" See, you will definitely help him deny it yourself.

"...Although, why do you put a pig and me together???" Osamu Dazai thought to himself, isn't it me who is the most innocent? ? ?

"So the three of you really went home obediently and did nothing wrong???"

"My lord, isn't it a bad thing for him to order takeaway with your mobile phone?"

"My baby Tsurumaru, if you think about it carefully, these two troublemakers only ordered a takeaway with my mobile phone when they stayed together. Call it a bad thing?"

"As expected of the Lord, what you said is too reasonable!"

After breakfast, you guys are going to start moving bricks... no, it's the opening of the store.

Before opening the store this time, you made full mental preparations and swore that no matter who you were, you would not be intimidated.

When you see Kunikida Doppo and Kakiri Hasebe standing side by side in the store, you don't know whether to cry or laugh, and you step forward and hug Hasebe tightly——

"My God! My Hasebe! My savior!!!"

... Yes, a reliable man finally came, and you burst into tears.

The author has something to say: If Hasebu doesn’t come, Chacha will die, and I will die too. She will die from exhaustion, and I will die from Kawenka

The three of Tuo Zaihe really can't move them! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !