I only like you as a paper man

Chacha: ……………………………………

Tosi: ……………………………………

In stark contrast to the noisy crowd after arriving at the station, is the frozen air between you and Tuosi.

I did not do it on purpose.

Just when Tosi was about to explain this, and moved his hand away——

"Yes, it's an idiot!!!!!!"

A girl next to her quickly turned on her mobile phone to take pictures and collect evidence, and immediately grabbed Tuosi's wrist and pulled him out of the car: "Please come and surrender with me! As long as you confess and be lenient, the police will definitely deal with it leniently... !!!”

"You misunderstood, I'm not an idiot."

He is not only an idiot, but also has a cold personality.

Tuosi explained to the girl calmly, and easily broke free from the girl's hand. This was not because of his strength, but because the girl's strength was too weak. After all, she looked like a junior high school student.

You follow them out of the car.

You don't care much about what Tuosi did just now, after all, you witnessed the whole process.Even if you haven't seen the whole thing, you'll think it must have been an accident... He wants to eat your tofu?Unless he was pierced by the soul, it's almost the same.

The eyes of the surroundings are all focused on you, and everyone has a cold expression of eating melon.

"Every criminal says that! Do you think you can get away with just saying 'I'm not a moron'! How naive! Besides, I have a hammer here!"

"I think we should not say hammer at this time, but 'I have evidence'." Tuosi kindly (?) corrected.

"It doesn't matter what he is! It's all the same! One day I will become the number one enthusiastic citizen in Shanghai, who will win glory for me!"

"... Chacha." Tuosi called your name in a rare way, and you found out that this person only calls your name when he wants you to help out.He expected that even if you cared about what he did just now, you would help him solve the current matter first and then settle the score. After all, if he, a black household, gets into the situation... well, the consequences will be disastrous.

"Sister, you misunderstood, he is my friend." You patted the girl on the shoulder and explained to her, "What happened just now was an accident, my friend didn't do it on purpose."

"Accident, what accident?"

You patiently explained the situation just now to the justice girl, and the people around you found out that it was a misunderstanding, so they didn't bother to pay attention to you any more.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It's all my fault!!!!" After listening to your speech, the girl bowed and apologized to you like a pile driver, and deleted the photos on her phone, "Because I tweeted a name of justice. People, so I couldn't help but stand up when I saw the scene just now..."

"It's okay, it's okay!" You patted the girl on the shoulder and asked her, "By the way, which righteous person do you recommend?"

The girl said to you excitedly: "I recommend that it is Kunikida Doppo from the literary hero Little Stray Dog!"

You almost burst out laughing, trying to hold back the laughing until the girl walked away, and then you laughed out loud: "Mr. Dostoevsky, do you know that there is a Chinese saying that goes: sooner or later, you will die if you come out to hang out!" It has to be paid back."

To Sisheng has nothing to love: "...Oh."

"Okay, ok, get in the car! Mr. Dostoyevsky, persistence is victory, as long as we persist for a few more minutes, we can reach the dreamy Disneyland!"

"...Don't you care?"

"What do you mean, Mr. Dostoevsky?"

"Just now."

"Oh..." You looked down at your chest, "Do you think I'll argue with you about this?"

"Generally speaking, normal girls would care about it, right?"

"Only if you are a normal man, Mr. Dostoevsky."

“……………………………………”

Right, any other normal man would apologize desperately!Even Osamu Dazai would say sorry!I guess so!

You are hesitant to tell Nai Frost about this, since Tosi is standing next to you, you don't want to risk being discovered and talk to Nai Frost about it.You simulated the conversation between you and Cream in your mind—in a word, the final conclusion must be: yes, Dostoevsky is just cold.

Can you really come up with the plot and setting of Fei Jia, the paper man who can move you?

You stand beside Tuo Si and start to doubt life.

From the new pit of whoring Feijia that you promised readers a few months ago, until now you haven't even thought of a reliable setting! ! ! ! !

What to do, if it’s really not possible, do you really want to use reverse wear to mess with him?Taking a step back, if you really want to use this [-]-year-old meme to make a hole... Well, compared to a dog-licking female lead, a female lead who likes him but doesn't care about him at all will attract his attention more.

……Wait a moment.

You wake up suddenly.

——Isn’t that me? ? ?

"finally reached--"

After a long trek (mainly because you took the subway for a long time and waited in line for a half-day ticket check), you finally entered the Disneyland.

When checking in the ticket, you dug out the sunscreen from your bag, and in spite of Tuo Si's resistance, you forcibly applied it on his hands, face and other exposed parts.Well, in fact, you half threatened him, saying that he ate your tofu, so just pretend that you are eating it now... Heh, I don’t know who the person who was awake in the middle of the night ate his tofu.Of course, you also explained it to him: If you turn black after you go back, I won't have my beautiful boy Fei Jia to kiss and lick!

"Mr. Dostoevsky! Stand up here!!!" After entering the park, you become extremely excited, probably infected by the atmosphere here.

"Come and take a picture with me~☆" You turned on your beauty camera and found the right angle, "You squat down a little, you can't take pictures of your face at all!"

"Oh." Tuo Si, who squatted down, looked at you on the screen of the mobile phone, and thought to himself, so you still look like a little girl.

"Yes, yes, thank you, Mr. Dostoevsky!" Satisfied that you took a good photo, you took out a card from your wallet and handed it to Dosto along with the mobile phone with the camera app on superior.

"What is this?" Tosi looked at the card - he saw himself as a paper figure printed on the right side of the card, while the other parts were transparent.

"This is Feiya's transparent card! Mr. Dostoevsky, please take this transparent card and find a good angle to take a picture for me!"

...Okay, he got it.

You trot forward two steps, and pose: "It's ready to shoot, Mr. Dostoevsky, remember to find a good angle!"

Tuo Si casually took two photos for you, even so, you were very happy, looked at the photo album on your phone and said, "That's great, I can post on Weibo to show off that my Fei Jia and I came to Disney Date!"

"...The photo of me and you, do you want to post it together?"

"Please don't worry, Mr. Dostoevsky! I will ask my friend to help me put Fedya's face on yours before posting on Weibo!"

"..." Well, after thinking about it carefully, it would indeed unfold like this. He was not surprised at all, rather it was expected.

"Thank you, Mr. Dostoyevsky, you are my meal substitute for Fedya Kiss all day today. I will never bother with you about you accidentally touching my breast!"

"Meal Replacement?"

"That's right." You nodded, "meal replacement is - when you hear a song, see a picture of a cute pet, or other messy and irrelevant things, you will think 'ah this is my CP' or 'this is my CP' I man'."

"so what?"

"So, you are my Fedya's meal substitute, Mr. Dostoevsky!"

While you were talking, you sent the photos you just took to the friend who specializes in helping you make photos, and she immediately replied with the emoji you received.

"I hope you can realize..." There is no difference between me and Fei Jia in your heart—Tuo Si was about to say this, but suddenly changed his words, "Forget it, you will definitely say that I have thickness, not a piece of paper."

"Mr. Dostoevsky, you are so smart! That's right, Fedya can be folded for storage... Although some of them can't be folded depending on the type of surroundings, you can't, right! My dear Fedya is in the On an overcrowded tram, you won't act idiotic just because of an accident!"

In this regard, after simulating several answers, Tuo Si, who found that the answers were all bad, chose to remain silent.

You took Tuo Si to complete a few projects with relatively few people. Even so, the queuing time was of course dozens of times longer than your playing time.How excited you are, how desperate Dosi next to you is, of course, he won't show it on his face.

If someone came to interview him now, he might reply: I regret it now, very regretful.

...Actually, you also have some regrets, but you swear you will never let him see it.

"You guessed it right." After he came out of the Little X-Man project, he suddenly said to you like this.

"What?"

"Actually, this is the first time I've been to this kind of place."

"Really? No matter what, you should go there once, for example, to make an appointment with your girlfriend... Sorry, I don't know if you have a girlfriend or an ex-girlfriend."

"Do you care?"

"I, I don't care! I don't care if you have an ex-girlfriend or not!" You turned your face aside to prevent Tuo Si from seeing your current expression.

"You are right." Tosi replied casually. In fact, he has already seen through you.

Yes, in fact - of course you care too much!Although he is not your paper man Fei Jiaqin, but he and your Fei Jiaqin share a set library!If a girl suddenly fell from the sky in the original book, wouldn't you be broken in love?

But of course he didn't forget to take the opportunity to retaliate.

"It's like... no matter how many paper man ex-boyfriends you have, it has nothing to do with me."

The author has something to say: Tuo, some things should be said and some things should not be said, do you know!

My friend: When I wrote Zai, I actually didn’t know what he was thinking

Me: Who isn't? It's like I knew what Tuo was thinking when I wrote it!