I only like you as a paper man

"My lord, what happened?" Hasebe was the first to notice that your face suddenly changed, "What's wrong with this call."

"...It's from the police." You silently put down your phone and continued to make the milk tea in your hand.

"Police? What happened?"

"I always have a bad feeling..." Kunikida stopped working for a second.

"Yes, Mr. Kunikida, you guessed it right." You said with a straight face, "Mr. Dazai did not know what happened and was arrested by the police. Let me go and get him."

"...That guy!" Several crossroads appeared on Kunikida's head, "Even if you are in a different world, you still want to cause trouble for the people around you!!!"

"Although but... I don't feel surprised at all." Zhong also concluded.

"Surprise is a must in life! Dazai can't do it!"

"No, you fucker! Is it surprising that he has to go to prison!? Although he has already been in prison in the original book! And he hasn't come out until now!" You roared.

"How long has he been out today!?" Kunikida put down the utensils in his hands, "Miss Chacha, I'll go with you. Anyway, Dazai is also my current partner, and I was responsible for negligence."

"Master, in this case, let me..."

"No, no, let me go together, my lord! I also really want to go to the police station to play... No, just to see!" Tsurumaru refused to be outdone.

"No need. Mr. Chuya, please pack it for me." While talking, you made two cups of milk tea and handed them to the only one who didn't ask to go with you, "I can go alone."

"But my lord...!"

"Hey, I said you guys don't have passports, right?" Zhong Ye handed back the packaged milk tea to you, "If you follow along, it will only cause trouble."

As expected of a common sense man Nakahara Chuya!This question touches your heart - if Osamu Dazai is arrested and sent back to his country without a passport, wouldn't it be possible for him to never travel back in his life!If that's the case, wouldn't the detective agency be over?More importantly—then you haven’t read any updates from the literary giant Little Wild Dog anymore.

Only this will definitely not work!

"So I have to go alone." You lifted the bag containing the milk tea and shook it in front of everyone's eyes, "I don't know if they can accommodate it for the sake of the milk tea... This is the most expensive bag in our store." Expensive milk tea."

No, it's impossible—everyone present complained like this in their hearts.

Before you left, you asked Kunikida to download WeChat, and transferred some money to him, which was used to order them today's lunch takeaway.Kunikida is organized and orderly. He will never spend money indiscriminately, and he will report to you how the money is used... This leaves you a lot of work, because the meal expenses still have to be deducted from your salary!You will never soften your heart just because they are paper people, after all, they (guan) (fang) have never softened their hearts to you when you spend money for them!

So you ran all the way to the police station with milk tea - well, this running is an exaggeration, after all, you can't run at all, not to mention it's noon in summer.You stuffed your earphones and held an umbrella, and ran into the bank to withdraw some money... I don’t know if the money is enough for you to redeem him, if not, you can only withdraw money again.

...Damn it, damn Dazai Osamu!I'm not done with you! !

After 15 minutes, you finally arrive at the police station.

"Oh~ Chacha, you came to pick me up~ You have worked hard!" Osamu Dazai was sitting on a bench in the police station, seeing you coming in through the door, he greeted you happily.

"The police comrades have worked hard." You ignored him and forced a smile, "Why don't you drink some iced milk tea to cool down on a hot day, this is the most popular milk tea in our store!"

The policeman on duty at the police station looks like a young guy who has just taken office. He stares at the milk tea in your hand, almost writing "I really want to drink" on his face.Probably because of the police’s face (more likely because of the cameras in the police station), he didn’t answer your words, but deliberately put on a condescending look, and knocked on the table to ask you to sit down.

"Are you a friend of Osamu Dazai?"

"Yes, yes...Did he fall into the river and be caught?"

"Then he should be sent to the hospital." The little policeman corrected him kindly, "Why do you think he fell into the river? Anyway, it should be the Huangpu River, right?"

"...?" Comrade policeman, is your focus wrong, "So, what's wrong with him?"

"I hate Chacha, why do you think I'm causing trouble." Dazai also sat down obediently beside you... well, he's not obedient at all.

"Why did you get into trouble when you didn't cause trouble!? Do you believe what you say!"

"Why don't you believe it?" Dazai tilted his head.

"Okay, save me, stay here for your vacation, otherwise be careful if you come here to squat here and go back, you should continue squatting!"

"What?" The little policeman frowned after listening to your conversation, and realized that the matter was not simple, "Could it be that he is still an international criminal?"

"Uh..." You were at a loss for words for a moment, after all, there is nothing wrong with saying that he is an international criminal, he is a former cadre of Mafia port who was imprisoned from Japan to Europe!

"This is terrible, I have to notify the headquarters immediately!" The little policeman picked up the phone receiver on the table without saying a word.

You quickly pressed the hang up button on the landline phone, and explained to the policeman: "No, no, comrade policeman, you misunderstood, we are talking about games! It's games!"

"Game? Can you go to jail in a game?"

"...Uh, yes, he did some bad things and was reported by the player."

"What's wrong?" The little policeman decided to get to the bottom of it.

"He... poisonous bean sprouts, OT killed the whole team." You started talking nonsense again, "If you enter once, you will kill the team once, so you were reported."

"...Well, although I don't understand what you're talking about, I don't think anything in the game is a big deal." The little policeman obviously hasn't played online games, so I don't know how heavy the resentment of netizens towards the rookie teammates is.

"Chacha, I never OT when I play games." Dazai leaned into your ear and whispered to you, trying to save his reputation.

"You really play online games!?" You were shocked this time.

"Please don't whisper!" The little policeman interrupted your conversation, "I am not in charge of being reported by players in the game, but he is reported by the masses, which is within the scope of my responsibility!"

"So what the hell did he do?"

"Our bureau received reports from enthusiastic citizens at 11:42 this morning that your Japanese international friend Osamu Dazai invited unknown women to die in love in the center of People's Square."

"...Oh." Okay, you are not surprised at all, it is better to say that it is so!

"Why did you react so coldly?" The policeman was surprised now, "He lured strangers to commit suicide in the middle of the downtown area, which seriously violated the first... In short, it violated our country's criminal law!"

"Then, does anyone care about him?"

"Fortunately, before anyone took care of him, an enthusiastic citizen reported him to us!"

"Actually, there were a few girls standing not far away and discussing things like 'It really looks like Osamu Dazai!'... Why are the girls in the other world so hesitant, obviously they will lose if they hesitate!" Osamu Dazai leaned closer to your ear again, and I don't know how he mastered the Internet buzzwords of another world in just a few days.

"It's a defeat!" You stomped on him viciously.

"And then?" you ask.

"This enthusiastic citizen said that his ex-girlfriend was cheated by a Japanese named Osamu Dazai."

"what?"

"He said that his ex-girlfriend usually saves food and money, and whenever he asked why she did it, she would answer: I will leave the money to Osamu Dazai."

"..." Okay, this enthusiastic citizen who reported the real Osamu Dazai may be a good friend of Osamu Dazai who bought the Bungo Little Stray Dogs with you.

"He also said her lifelong dream was to die in love with Osamu Dazai."

"...Okay, Mr. Police, stop talking, or you should arrest him, where are the handcuffs, do you want me to help you?" After hearing this, you will turn your back in a second. Countless girls want to seek death with him.For the sake of the safety of the people, let him get involved.

"Chacha, it's too much!?"

"It's you who are too much." You are merciless.

"However—" the little policeman changed the subject, "In order to find out the truth, I contacted the ex-girlfriend of an enthusiastic citizen to verify the situation."

"Comrade police, you have worked hard, and then what?"

"Then she scolded me and said that Osamu Dazai is a paper man—oh, do you know what a paper man is? It's a character in anime, and she likes a paper man, but her boyfriend No idea...so, I don't think those two things have anything to do with each other. This Japanese friend of yours is just role-playing because he just happens to have the same name."

"...???" You were overwhelmed by the little policeman's logic, "So, you think my friend is innocent, don't you? Then why did you ask me to come here?"

"Because, even if he is imitating a paper man, it will seriously endanger social security!" The little policeman slapped the table and stood up, "But he is an international friend and sincere, so I decided to just criticize and educate this time... definitely not I only let him go because of milk tea's face!"

"..." You couldn't hold back, you slapped yourself on the face, and shook your head.

All right, all right, don't talk anymore.

It turns out that milk tea can really save lives these days.

"However, what a coincidence, even if they look alike, they have the same name and surname..." The little policeman had already picked up the milk tea and muttered.

"...Do you really believe that his name is Osamu Dazai?" You couldn't help blurting out.

"It's written in his passport, why don't I believe it?"

"Huh?" You asked with question marks all over your head.

"By the way, ask him to keep his passport. The transcript was also done before, and you can take your friend back."

"Okay, thank you Mr. Police..."

You pick up Osamu Dazai's passport, it is indeed the same as the one you keep at home.

You and Dazai come out of the police station and go back to the street.

"When did you get your passport...?" you ask him.

"...Who knows."

Dazai took back his passport from you and put it in his trousers purse.

The author has something to say:

Zai: I can really do it. jpg← (referring to what Chacha said before

The way the little policeman handles things in this chapter is all my nonsense...

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