I only like you as a paper man

"I'm sorry, subconsciously..." Kunikida answered Nakaya innocently.

"How did you subconsciously cover my eyes!?"

"Chuya, do you really don't understand or are you pretending not to understand?" Dazai waved his hand, "Of course it's because you—"

"Your problem is fine." Hasebe raised his voice, intimidating everyone in the room, "Let's solve the current problem first, Dostoevsky."

"What's the problem?" Tosi sat by your bed, put on his slippers, and after standing up, he seemed to have the aura to compete with Hasebe on the same stage, "That was her subconscious behavior. I don't care."

After seeing that everyone present (except you) put on an expression of "Who would believe this nonsense?", Tosi added: "Besides, I stopped her."

"Why did you stop me, Mr. Dostoevsky! You were the one who slandered me first!!! You're waiting for me to-"

"Are you sure, Chacha." Tosi pointed to the door, kindly reminding you.To be honest, he now somewhat understands why you tried so hard to cover Tsurumaru and Milk Cream's black history before, because now, he also wants to cover your mouth.

You glanced at the door and silently pulled up your sleeves.

"Get out of here!" You yelled.

"But my lord..."

"You can put your hands down already, Mr. Dazai!?"

Different from the chattering crowd at the door, Tosi silently squeezed the crowd out, knowing that he had nowhere to slip, so no one stopped him.

When you roared for the second time, Kunikida and Nakaya worked together to drag Hasebe away, and this time it was Atsushi who helped you close the door.

With a dark face, you deleted all the documents on the desktop and emptied the recycle bin.You log out of your WPS account again, so these documents will be saved in your cloud disk, and no one will see them.

Then, you open the system settings, stop on the password change page, think for a few seconds and change the password to "woyongyuanxihuantaizaizhi", so that even if he knows your password, he will hesitate to enter this string of letters.

When you leave the room and come to the living room, this is what you see——

Dosi innocently covered his head with his hands and sat on the sofa, while the others stood around him like a guinea pig at his disposal.

Looking again, Hasebe was holding a kitchen knife in his hand.

Atsushi Nakajima, who just arrived, thought for a long time but did not come to the conclusion of "why can so many troubles happen during breakfast time?" He didn't even know whether he should throw the pot to Tosi. In his eyes, you are obviously flirting. Cursing lovers, he and others are like light bulbs... In the end, he can only attribute this situation to: he doesn't understand you foreigners very well.

"Put down the knife, he really didn't do anything." You calmly ordered Hasebe, and threw an expression of "You wait until next time I will prove that I can do it!" at Tuosi.

Tosi pretended not to see it, and turned his eyes to the other side.

But you know, this is the signal that he GET got what you mean.

"But my lord, he—"

"What do you want to do?" Even facing the kitchen knife, Tuo Si was not afraid at all, and even started to provoke Hasebe, "Do you want to use your favorite hand to swing the knife at me from top to bottom? Press · cut · Long Valley Department."

...I also reread the title of Yaki that Hasebe (once) was very concerned about.

This person said to use your computer to collect information. Could it be that he went to see some collection of lines set by the sword man? ? ?

You cast a puzzled look at Tosi.

"If that's your wish, for the sake of your being inextricably linked with the paper man the lord likes, it's okay to help you realize it." As expected of Hasebe, Tuo Si and Fei Jia There is no one to distinguish them by "inextricably linked".

"So dedicated, I'm just afraid of being abandoned again and giving it away... As a 'sword', I'm afraid this is—"

"Don't stop me Dun Dun! I'm going to rush up and beat him up now!" You stood behind Nakajima Atsushi, put your hands on his shoulders, and poked your head out from behind him.

"No, that... I didn't stop you, Miss Chacha!?"

"I won't give Hasebe away!!!" You protested loudly.

"Which one would you choose to give away Hasebe or give away your Fei Jia sea view room?" Osamu Dazai didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he asked you a death choice question.

"Dazai! Shut up!" Then he was hit by Chuya and Kunikida in mixed doubles.

"Children only do multiple-choice questions. Of course adults don't get any of them! They are all mine!! They are all mine!!! The little tiger is mine too!!!"

"Wait a minute... the little tiger is talking about me, isn't it?" Dun pointed to himself uncertainly, and turned his head slightly to confirm with you.

"Of course it's you Dun Dun! You're my house cat...I've got cats too!"

"Is it a tiger or a cat!?"——Finally someone helped you share the responsibility of complaining.

"I don't understand what you're talking about." Hasebe said with a stern face, "My lord would not do that kind of thing, and I won't look back. My blade only exists for the current owner."

It sounded like he was saying - "So please don't bother me with my ex" Hasebe-kun!well said! ! !

↑Osamu Dazai, who is still in the mixed doubles (by mistake), gave Hasebe crazy praise in his heart.

"...?" Tosi tilted his head.

Dostoevsky was very confused.jpg

"Is this considered OOC?" Tosi finally glanced at you and asked you this way.

"I think it's you, Mr. Dostoevsky!" You rushed from behind Dun to Dostoyevsky, grabbing his shoulders and shaking them back and forth, "What's wrong with you! The elite hacker you agreed on What about the character design!!! Why didn’t you read the whole story of Find a Man with a Sword!!! Tell me, where did you read it?”

"……Baidu Encyclopedia."

"Crap!" You exclaimed, "Don't you know that you should be on Wikipedia??? Baidu Encyclopedia's data updates are delayed by a few months!!! You must not know that there is such a thing as polarization, right? Bar!!!"

"……what is that?"

"Grass!!!" You exclaimed a second time.

"Besides, it's not that I don't know how to get on Wikipedia, it's that... I can't get on Wikipedia at all."

"... Grass!!!" Then, you exclaimed for the third time, then lowered your head and started laughing.

Of course, you know you can't help it, so you run back to your room and lie down on the bed and start hammering the bed and laughing.

Well, well, Dostoevsky, you have today too.

"Why can't you go to the wiki, Majin?" Chuya asked.

"Because I was blocked by the wall." Tosi replied speechlessly.

The author has something to say:

Sudden update so it is relatively short, the next update will be the day after tomorrow (or tomorrow (... depends on my hand speed

Looking at the sky, I really want to change the day, but...

PS. In fact, the current Baidu Encyclopedia has polarized collection, but it was updated after a long time before 233333333