I only like you as a paper man

After Kunikida ate some fruit, he left the store with the milk tea you packed for him.

After all, the cleaning is almost done... In addition, to be honest, he doesn't really want to spend too long in the same room with two foreigners in the store.

……

"Wait a minute, okay??" Zhongya held a piece of watermelon in his hand, and while eating, he suddenly saw the bag on Nai Shuang's shoulder, "Can you explain to me what's going on first!?? ?”

"...Oh! Because Gogol has such a strong sense of presence, I even forgot that Mr. Chuya is here!!!" Milk Cream quickly swallowed the cantaloupe in her mouth, "Mr. Chuya, please date me!!!"

"Huh???" Zhong also had question marks all over his head, and his attention was all on Cream's sore bump, "Before that, can you explain the situation to me first, and this??"

"Let me explain to you, Chuya." Dazai was "enthusiastic" once in a while, "This lovely lady is called Cream, although I don't want to admit it, but she is your fan."

"...So you hang me on the bag!?" Nakahara Chuya can only find a word to describe this action, "shock my mother", and the three views of a straight man (commentary) are just like this. Give shock to.

"Otherwise, do I want to put these badges back in a bundle at a high price forever in the storage box, so that they will be with the desiccant for a lifetime!" Milk Cream squeezed her pain bag, "I don't want it! Even if this is Mr. Chuya's order, I don't want it!!!"

"No, that's your freedom and I didn't order you either!?" Chuya raised his forehead.

"Strange, that's not what Miss Cream said before~"

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone with a smile on his face. Tosi, who was eating fruit and fishing at the side, saw through Dazai's thoughts at a glance, covered his ears silently, and thought about whether to buy earplugs—speaking of which, until now, you He wasn't even paid a dime.

Then, Dazai turned on the recorder function of the phone, and pressed the play button—“I can do anything!!! [Beep——] I can, [Beep——] Me too, [Beep—————— 】I can do it all!! I have no problem!!! As long as it is Mr. Chuya, I really can do anything!!! I love him forever!!! He is really perfect in everything except height man!!!"

Cream's voice came from Dazai's cell phone, that's right, Dazai recorded it in advance, what he was waiting for was this moment!

"Pfft——" Dun Dun, who was drinking milk tea, sprayed again.

Immediately, the milk tea shop fell into a deathly silence.

Three seconds later, the only designated happiness in this shop laughed first: "... hahahahahahahaha!! Hahahahahahahaha, my mother !!! Do you hear it? What is going on? Girls in this world are so interesting wwwww!"

"What's going on with the girls in this world!?" In stark contrast to Gogol's reaction, of course, was Chuya Nakahara, "This—this kind of thing—don't say it in public!?? ?”

↑Because I was praised in the second half, I was actually secretly happy.

↑↑Because the last sentence hit my sore spot, I also cursed in my heart.

"Then, that is to say, as long as it's not in public???" Nai Frost covered her mouth in surprise.

"Not even in public!? This, this kind of line—" It's not a hint, but a naked invitation, okay?

Nairhuang put her pain bag back on her back: "Okay, if you can't do it, then you can't, I'm just having fun anyway."

On the contrary, Nakahara Chuya, who was even more incomprehensible: "???"

"Then ask Chuya-san to date me!"

"...?" Although I don't know how to change the topic from that to this sentence, but she is Chacha's good friend after all!Although she would say that kind of thing in public and was recorded by Dazai and she looked not sober, but she is his fan girl after all!As a man, it seems too pathetic to reject her publicly... Okay.

When Zhong Zhong was hesitating whether to agree to Milk Cream, you joined their conversation.

"Mr. Chuya, you don't have to put on a embarrassed expression and hesitate to agree to her." No one here knows Nai Frost better than you. Of course you know what she thinks, "Anyway, she said this Just wanted to say hello."

"Yes, yes, Mr. Chuya, I just really want to say this!" Nai Shuang held her face and replied with a smile.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ?

"Besides that, I want to say—please try the dishes I made myself."

"Although she can't cook at all."

"Then, I also want to say - please come and watch Lord Gun's live with me!"

"Although I don't know if Master Gun will come to China."

"And, I also want to say - please marry me!"

"Although she doesn't intend to marry a man at all."

"...Are they talking about cross talk?" Atsushi asked Dazai in a low voice.

"Tsu-kun, this is called tacit understanding!" Dazai replied.

"Finally, I would like to say - please take a group photo with me!"

"Ah, that's enough!" Zhongya finally couldn't take it anymore, "Anyway, this is just a simple thought!? I get it, I just keep listening!"

As expected of Yokohama's designated enthusiastic citizen, you applaud him from the sidelines.

"No, it's real this time!" As she said, Nai Shuang shyly took out her phone, "...is that okay?"

"Yes." Probably because this request was too normal, Zhong didn't hesitate.

"Great!" Nairang took out the selfie stick from her bag, put the phone on the selfie stick, and selected the filter, "That's it! Come on, Mr. Nakaya!"

"...I understand the truth, why do you bend over?"

"Chuya, please don't ask me what you know! There is a bench over there, and the effect will be the same if you step on it!" Dazai chuckled secretly.

"Dazai, get the hell out of here!"

"Tch." Dazai smacked his lips, then turned on B612 in his mobile phone, and moved to your side, "Chacha, let's take a group photo too~"

"Mr. Dazai, as long as you set up automatic continuous shooting with a selfie stick on the streets of People's Square, do you believe that every photo you take will be a different beauty?" You looked at Dazai with contempt, and took a step to the side .

"Hey——" Dazai said aggrievedly, and took another step towards you, "But I want to shoot with Chacha~"

"I'm not a beautiful woman." You took another step.

"Chacha is just Chacha." Dazai followed you again and moved a step further, "The beauty of Chacha comes from the inside out—!"

"That's good..." Well, even if you say that, I won't believe your nonsense, but you won't lose a piece of meat if you take a photo... Just when you were thinking like this and ready to agree to Dazai, Gogol suddenly exclaimed.

"Tuo Sijun, you obviously didn't even look into the store from the beginning, but when Chacha was about to agree to Mr. Dazai, your eyes turned to that side!"

"...?" Tosi looked at Gogol suspiciously, and explained to himself, "That's because they were too noisy."

"Hey, did I ask you why you want to look over? Isn't it just a coincidence that Tuo Sijun will look over~?"

“……………………”

"...Any reason is fine." Hasebe spoke, and he walked towards you and Dazai, protecting you behind him, "Please don't force the Lord to do anything she doesn't want to do."

"Hasebe-kun is like Chacha's father." Dazai spread his hands, "it's not a good thing to protect the child too much."

"Of course I know, you don't need to worry about it."

Dazai's words touched Hasebe's heart.

Yes, as he said, he is still here now, so he can naturally wait for you, but he doesn't know when he will leave here and when we will meet next time.

If he returns to Honmaru, Tuosi or others start to use you to make troubles—by then, can you protect yourself?Or will there be someone else to watch over you?

He doesn't care if the person guarding you is himself, as long as you are safe.

That's it.

"Then, Chacha, come and take a photo with me!" Gogol ran up to you with his mobile phone in his hand, and made a pose without giving you a chance to refuse.

You then made a "V" gesture, and Gogol immediately pressed the shutter.

"Tuosijun Tuosijun, look, look, Chacha took a photo with me, we won!" Gogol ran to Tuosi to show off.

Tuo Si wanted to find out your Weibo to show Gogol the previous group photo of you, but he remembered that Fei Jia's face was P in that photo... It was embarrassing and a bit embarrassing, so forget it.

"Ah - I actually lost to Fyodor!" Dazai hugged his head, and threw the topic to Tsunade, "Tun-kun, you are the only one who can turn the situation back here, you must win honor for the Armed Detective Agency!"

"No, I have no idea what you guys are arguing about!?" Nakajima Atsushi just felt that he couldn't keep up with your rhythm, okay?

……

Cream and Zhongye took a group photo, and drank Zhongye's special "milk tea crushed by gravity" (Nakahara Zhongya racked his brains, and finally added cocoa powder to the milk tea. Although he didn't know how it tasted, it was visually The feeling of being crushed by gravity), and went home contentedly.

She was so happy that she forgot to keep asking you "why didn't you tell her the first time Zhongya came?".

By the way, your answer to this is——I want to tell you after Mr. Chuya gets used to life here.

This is because you are worried that Milk Cream will have an impact on Zhongye's three views. After all, he is not Dostoevsky who is so psychologically good.

Tuosi and Dazai fought openly and secretly to see who sold more milk tea.You don’t realize until much later that they’re outselling who’s more — who’s more swindler/speaker, or who’s better at selling sex? ? ?

Hasebe, Chuya, and Atsushi are busy backstage, while you are flirting with Gogol in the name of teaching Gogol how to make milk tea (?).

...Yes, no matter how you look at it, it is flirting.

While calling customers to pay the bill, Tosi eavesdrops on your conversation with Gogol.

"That looks delicious!"

"Want to eat?"

"I think—" Gogol opened his mouth naturally, and you also naturally put the strawberry taste into his mouth, "Oh, it's really delicious, I really want Tuo Sijun to taste it too!"

...Deliberately, no matter how you look at it, he was deliberate.

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Gogol: If I was bullied by Tuo Sijun (?), I will be bullied here! ! ! !