I only like you as a paper man

"Let me remind you kindly." Tosi swallowed a mouthful of rice, responded to Gogol calmly, and reread the word kindness, "Even if you make me into a piece of paper, I will not become a piece of paper. If the human flesh ||| body is crushed, no matter who it is, it will only become blood and meat paste."

"..." The room suddenly fell into a deathly silence, even Dazai and the others who were eating at the dining table were silent.

"Can you stop talking like that during the meal!?" Seeing that no one spoke, the enthusiastic citizen Zhong Yuanzhong had no choice but to stand up and stop him, "Chacha is just a child, please leave her some room for fantasy!"

"Let me remind you kindly again, she is already an adult." Tosi reread "good intentions" again, and said in his reply, "What's more, my words and sentences are already very euphemistic. Real human beings are smashed. If it’s Bian, I want to even—”

"Give me a good meal." You quickly covered Tuo Si's mouth with chicken legs, "Don't you like chatting while eating???"

Tuosi closed his mouth aggrievedly (forced), and took out two tissues from the tissue bag in front of him, and wrapped them around the chicken leg stuffed in his mouth...so that when he took it with his hands, it would not stick to it. It's oiled up, as expected of an elegant Russian who makes his orchid pointing when he reads a book.

"And who said that an adult can't be a baby!" You said, holding Hasebe's hand and raising his hand above your head, "I will always be a baby in Honmaru!"

"As long as the Lord wishes, then of course it will be so."

"Obviously we look evenly matched, but in fact, Fyodor, you are alone." Dazai laughed when he saw Tosi being persecuted again, "You must have no friends~"

"Yes, yes, I am Tuo Sijun's friend~!" Gogol answered with his hands raised.

"It's true, I testify, Mr. Dazai. He asked me a bunch of strange questions before, and then said, 'As expected, only Tosi-kun can understand me'." If you want to stay away from this weirdo, if you can, don't get involved with him for the rest of your life.

"That's why I can't hear you at all, Don-kun..."

"...Okay, okay." Dun said "I'm too difficult" all over his face, and he could only cry secretly.

You turned on your phone while you were eating. After Tsurumaru went back, there was no one to help you with the mobile game. All you were busy with was time to go up and get a login reward. Fortunately, there is no ranking match for you to play recently.

In fact, you can also leave this job to Hasebe, but he is working diligently to run the milk tea shop for you every day, so you are really embarrassed to add more work to him.As for other people, such as Atsushi Nakajima...you are afraid that they will see other things in your phone, and it will be bad if they shatter their three views.

...Yes, for example, those whoring men.doc you put on the table, if Dazai, Tosi or Gogol sees it, you will suffer, but you can change it to Atsushi, Kunikida or Nakaya If someone sees it, they must be the ones who suffer!

Mobile games can be opened later, you decide to check QQ first, as Nai Frost said, you haven’t been on QQ for several days, in case you lose contact for a long time, let other gay friends worry about you like Nai Frost Not good.

You look at the red bubble showing 99+ in the lower left corner, feeling a little desperate.

You first change the QQ signature to "[-]D is too busy to watch QQ often, please call me if you have something urgent//I always like Fei Jia kiss (purple love emoji)", and then delete the group message from the message list Drop it, prepare to only deal with private chats.

Most of the messages are similar to the chat records between you and Nai Shuang last time. They came to you to see Tuo, and after finding out that you haven’t replied for a long time, they all left you a message: If you are kidnapped/torn by Tuosi, you will blink wink.

...It seems that there is nothing wrong with it. It is indeed because of him (and others) that you don't have much free time on QQ, so you have to reply to everyone with a wink emoticon.

I'm sorry, my relatives and friends, I really don't want to be ungrateful, but I'm afraid that one day Tiantuo hacks into my computer, and you all have to follow me to suffer——you cry out in your heart.

Next, you click on Weibo.

The Weibo of the green hat farce staged by you, Dazai and Tuosi, which was circulated wildly last time, has been deleted for some reason.

Tuosi who is sitting next to you will never admit that he actually hacked the opposite account and deleted this Weibo.

You click on the "@我的" list, and the setting "Only watch people @我的微博" will be displayed.

…Good guy, it’s all about the new surrounding information in @你文豪小鲜狗.

You watched it for a long time, then suddenly exclaimed, and couldn't help patting the thigh of Tuosi who was sitting next to you... He almost choked again, and secretly made up his mind that he would never sit next to you at dinner next time.

"What's the matter, my lord?"

"...I haven't bought peripherals for a long time, and I have fallen behind a lot. Now I can only play wild everywhere!"

"What do you mean by jungle?" Gogol asked.

"The simple explanation is... Just find someone to buy the goods you want to buy." Hasebe replied.

"Oh, last time someone asked you on QQ if you want to buy a badge." Tuosi finally remembered this, thinking that you would hug his thigh and call him dad (?) in the next second.

"...??? Did you still read my QQ when you used my computer without authorization?"

"It jumped out and logged in by itself, so you can't blame me." That's right, he won't take the blame for it.

"alright."

Indeed, you have set QQ to start automatically at boot, so you can't blame him.What's more, what you least want him to see has already been seen by him, and it's no big deal if QQ is seen! !

"No, why didn't I see this message...? Oh, you clicked on it, so I didn't see it." You asked yourself and answered, flipped through the message list, and saw this message at the bottom of the message bar , clicked in.

I saw that the peripherals sold to you on the opposite side are the latest badges, and the selection of pictures is very intriguing—yes, that’s the kind, even if the price is only 110 yen, rounded up, it’s free—you’ll never buy it kind.

"...And why is there a reply of [Eat.] here!?" You looked at your phone, almost lost consciousness, and no longer wanted to eat your dinner.

"I thought you would want it, so I replied for you. What's the matter? You don't have to..." You don't have to thank me.

In this way, the favorability can be brought back... Although it is useless, but——

Tosi's thoughts were interrupted by your next words.

No, it's not just your words anymore, even your fists fell on him.

But you are just a weak girl, even weaker than Tosi, a weak Russian. In his eyes, your actions are tantamount to "beating your chest with a small fist".

"Why did you arrange this for me???" You want to cry but have no tears, so you can only vent to the party involved, "What's wrong with you, you have to arrange this for me???"

"...Don't you like it?" Tosi blinked his eyes.

"Love a ball! I'd rather buy ten ex-boyfriend badges than one of this!!!"

"???" Several question marks suddenly popped up on Tuo Si's head, and he said to you again, "Don't you, as long as it's me... as long as it's your Fei Jia kiss, you will buy them all with your eyes closed. ."

"It also depends on which picture it is!!!"

You click on the big picture that the other party sent you, zoom in on the badge selection, and finally put your phone on his face: "Take a good look at this picture, are you willing to admit that it's you???"

"...I don't admit it." Tosi looked away.

"Let me see!" Gogol took the phone from your hand and glanced at it, "...I think Ivan will probably buy it! Even so, he will definitely blow Tuo Sijun to the sky!"

"I'm not Ivan! I'm not Mr. Dostoevsky's licking dog!!!" You refuted Gogol, and said to Doss, "You arrange it yourself, and you give this to me yourself. Thank you for eating!"

Then, you rushed back into the room with your mobile phone, ignoring Hasebe's voice trying to keep you from at least finishing your dinner.

Tuosi silently put down the bowl and chopsticks, leaned back under everyone's gaze, and innocently looked up at the ceiling.

...The kindness was not rewarded, and I was scolded for a while, and was forced to spend money.

Forget it, he doesn't care.

………… Well, it’s not good to throw it away after you get it, so give it to Ivan if you have a chance.

"Tuo Si Jun Tuo Si Jun~" Gogol, who was watching the play, poked Tuo Si's face, "Could you be thinking about... a woman's heart needle or something like that?"

"...I didn't." Tosi retorted weakly.

"After all, Tuosi-kun wouldn't put his mind on such a place☆But if you continue like this, you will lose to the Dazai-kun who is secretly laughing over there!"

Tuosi squinted at Dazai, and saw him clapping his hands with a smile, then simply got up and walked towards him.

"Fyodor, are you an expert in stepping on mines?" Dazai sat down a little distance away from Tosi with an expression of: What a good show.jpg.

If you stand here at this moment, you will definitely complain: he may have been born in FINE, after all, everyone in FINE can accurately step on mines.What's more, he and Eichi Tenshoin are so similar, even people who understand him are so similar...Look at Gogol and Hihiki, they both call themselves clowns, and they both have braids.

——This is the stalk of "Idol Dream Festival", if you don't know it, please pretend you didn't see it. (Draw

"Is there any problem?" Tosi frowned slightly, he had a premonition that Osamu Dazai was here to mock him, so he had to taunt back before Dazai opened his mouth, "Dazai who was chased by his ex-girlfriend to deliver bomb||| Ruler."

"...I hate Fyodor, so you don't understand at all~" Dazai knew that Tosi was mocking him, but he didn't care about it at all, "I will send me explosive||| But it’s a gift of love that includes this feeling that wants me to be hers alone.”

"What's more——" Dazai approached Tuosi with a smile, and he must let Tuosi see his unbeatable smile, "Then, may I ask, our great Mr. Demon...has an ex-girlfriend?"

The implication is.

You don't even have an ex-girlfriend, how dare you mock me?

your little brother.

The younger brother is the first among the younger brothers.

Fyodor D's D is the younger brother's younger brother.

The author has something to say:

Corrected the harmonized words.

The ugly picture that Chacha said... In short, it would be nice to have such a picture!

Everyone has a different aesthetic (狗头.jpg

Tuo: I am really in trouble, I really miss Ivan

Milk Cream: Ivan will definitely shake your black history when he comes, such as "Master's wonderful little finger!"

Tea: And Fei Jia kisses her cute little toes!

Fruit: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! !

Tuo: ... (You screwed me up, no, let me screw you

Zai: Even if I die laughing, it’s worth it here

Tea: You can’t die laughing before Odasaku comes

Zai: Then let Zhongya replace me and be laughed to death

Chuya: None of my business! ?