I only like you as a paper man

He rushed out without thinking much.

Forget about the fact that "powers cannot be used in different worlds".

What to do—what to do—?

The moment Atsushi Nakajima hugged you tightly in his arms, he turned over instantly, no matter how bad he was, he could use his own body as a buffer.

...Falling down from here to the concrete floor on the first floor, if it were an ordinary person's body, it would definitely die.

I didn't expect to lose the ability to be so...

"Wow!!!" There was a muffled sound along with the cry.

The weightlessness disappeared.

Dun thought that someone had saved you, and looked around, only to find that the place where you fell happened to be facing the balcony downstairs, and on the balcony there was... Simmons?

He didn't have time to cry out for pain, and his priority was your safety.

"Miss Chacha, are you okay!?"

"Huh... am I still alive...?"

Unlike Dun who often encounters this kind of thing, you are just an ordinary person who likes paper people. Even if Dun rushes to save you regardless of your own safety, your head can't keep up with the development of the incident, and you just feel that you are bound to die.

You maintained the falling posture, straddled Dun's body, and supported Sim Meng beside him with both hands, trying to get up.

And his arms are still around your waist.

Until then, you didn't notice the situation.Both you and Dun landed on Simmons, and your current posture is like pushing him down, the distance from the boy in front of you is no more than 20 centimeters.

——Yes, I'm sorry...! ! !

Just when you were about to apologize to Dun and leave him, a voice without any ups and downs of emotion came from behind you.

"What are you doing here at night like this?"

Grass, it's over.

Akira Ishida's voice is so recognizable that even if he just yawns, you can recognize it just by the first syllable.

It must be Tosi.

...Unless the other seiyuu is Ishida Akira's character time travelling.

This feeling is the same as when Dazai and Dazai were bumped into by Tosi at the corner before, and you almost subconsciously clarified to yourself "I didn't cheat".

However, just as you were about to open your mouth to defend yourself, you were interrupted again.

Gogol's voice rang out along with the knocking of the door.

"Tuosi Juntuo... Hey, Chacha, what are you doing with the human and tiger boy?"

Gogol looked at the two of you, then at Tosi, and before he had time to exclaim, "It's so green, it's so green"——

"Dun Jun, what are you and Chacha doing here?"

Then, from directly above your head, Osamu Dazai's voice came.

...Fuck, you guys are crazy! ! !

What is this! ?Secret Technique: Triple Catch Art? ? ?

You can't wait to break the jar, and feel that you might as well just throw yourself into Dun's arms and rub it twice. Anyway, you won't be able to wash it off by jumping into the Yellow River (?), so at least let you stroke the cat.

....................................

"So, I just fell from the roof and Dundun jumped down to save me, so it became the situation just now!" You grabbed the corner of Tosi's clothes and tried to explain to him, "If you don't believe me, ask Dundun !"

"Yes, that, I just want to save Miss Chacha who fell down...it's definitely not what you think, Mr. Dazai!" Atsushi said to Dazai who put on an expression of O▽O watching a play, and defended himself.

"...I saw what you guys fell from above, so I roughly guessed it." Tosi lowered his head and looked at your hands, "Can you let go, Chacha? Your hands are full of dust."

"Then why do you still ask what we are doing here?? Normal people would give priority to saving lives, okay!!" You didn't listen to him, but gripped even tighter.

Tosi moved his gaze to the left, but Gogol appeared in his sight.

Tosi moved his eyes to the right again, but the one standing on the right was Osamu Dazai.

He had no choice but to raise his head and look at the ceiling, and said, "...But, the current situation doesn't warrant my action at all, right? You see, you are also very energetic now, aren't you?"

"Isn't it? You are tall! Who do you think cooks and washes your clothes every day!!!"

"...It's Hasebe-kun."

"He's my Hasebe! To round it up, I will cook and wash your clothes every day!!!"

"...?" Then you are awesome——Tuosi swallowed this sentence, what kind of rounding method is this? ? ?

"Tuosijun Tuosijun!" Gogol patted Tuosi on the shoulder, "Look, there are so many people, but Chacha only cares about explaining to you!"

"..." Tuosi lowered his head again, and looked at you who was venting his anger in front of him, "Would you like to go back to the room and explain to your Fei Jia first?"

"I don't want it." You shook your head frantically, "He didn't see it, why should I explain it to him?"

"Chacha." Although it was your name that was called, Dazai patted Tuo Si on the shoulder, "You should be glad that the one standing with you on the rooftop is Atsushi from our detective agency, if it is Fyodor I will definitely die!"

"It's foolish to act when you can't guarantee your own safety." Tosi retorted. Of course, even if he had the ability to save the person in front of him, he probably wouldn't act.

Unless this person has any other use value. (Draw

"Chacha, I also think you should be thankful that it was a human-tiger boy who rescued you!" Gogol went on to tell you regardless of the suspicious gaze Tuo Si cast on him, "After all, even if Tuo Si Jun rescued you, With his thin body, he can't be your meat pad!"

"..." Okay, this time he can't refute, he can only continue to express his dissatisfaction with his eyes.

"He will use the opponent as a meat pad!" Dazai took up the topic of Gogol excitedly, how could he be missing from the persecution of the kind Russians?

"Big--! Right--! Solution--!" Gogol and Dazai clapped their hands together.

"Why, why did Mr. Dazai and Gogol get along so well?" Dun trembled beside him.

"An enemy of an enemy is a friend." You kindly answered Dun.

Then, you let go of the hand holding the corner of Tuosi's clothes, and deliberately wiped the dust on your hands with his clothes, and made a face at him.

……………………?

What am I doing wrong?

Tuo silently patted the dust on his clothes, not bothering to talk to you, nor to Gogol.In fact, even if you didn't rub dust on his clothes intentionally, his clothes would still be full of dust... Who knows, this floor hasn't been cleaned for a year or two.

"Cough...cough cough..." Tosi covered his mouth and coughed a few times, the air here was not very friendly to him.

You glanced at the weak Russian, and then at the night outside the window... It was quite late at this point.

You felt a little bit sorry for everyone you called to do coolies just after dinner in the evening, and decided to spend a sum of money tomorrow to hire a cleaning company to clean up here.

As for tonight...

"Or, I'll let the room out to sleep on the sofa."

You reconvene everyone and propose like this.

"According to the general situation, it should be the new guy sleeping on the sofa, right?" Zhong also glanced at Gogol, anyway, he is an enemy, so there is no need to feel sorry for him, and there is no need to even care about him, "What's more... Are you a girl?"

"I agree with Chuya." Kunikida looked at the Maozi duo standing on his left, then at Osamu Dazai standing on his right, and finally decided to stop his gaze on Dazai, "They are all of the opposite sex , Especially——under the premise of Dazai, it’s too unsafe for a girl to sleep alone in the living room.”

"I agree."

"I agree."

"After all, it's Dazai-kun."

"Hmm... Indeed, in this situation, you should worry more about Dazai-san than the enemy."

"After all, it's Dazai."

The others pointed their finger at Dazai with every word.

"It's too much! Do I look that much like a suspicious person who needs to beware!?"

"Like ah." Everyone replied together.

"Hahahahahaha!" Gogol laughed again, the name pistachio is indeed right, he always looks so happy, "Tuo Sijun, Dazai-kun is indeed your strongest opponent, Why does it feel like he is excluded wherever he goes like you——!"

Not only that, even the teammates on both sides sometimes don't look like teammates.

Dazai and Tuo Si added this in their hearts at the same time.

"No matter what the reason is, it is impossible for the Lord to live anywhere other than his own room."

Hasebe deliberately changed the rhetoric, he is warning everyone - don't shoot you casually.

"If the Lord will feel embarrassed, I, Hasebe, can sleep in the living room."

"No!" You immediately dismissed Hasebe's proposal, "Hasebe does the laundry, cooking, and milk tea shop. You don't have any rest except at night, right?"

"...No, in fact, Kunikida will help when cooking, and everyone in the milk tea shop has a division of labor." Hasebe coughed lightly on purpose, cleared his throat, and turned his attention to Dazai and Tosi, "As for washing clothes, I can only help Dazai and Dostoevsky who seem to be unable to take care of themselves by the way."

"I testify that Tuo Sijun is really unable to take care of himself! Many of his things are done with the help of his subordinates—☆Never do unnecessary things, and those who can be used must be used. This is Tuo Sijun!"

"Ah, as Mr. Dazai said, he will use various methods to push his work to others." Dun picked up Gogol's words for the first time, "No matter how big or small, everything that can be pushed to others must be pushed to others." Others, no matter what they don't want to do themselves, this is Mr. Dazai."

After hearing what Gogol and Dun said, Tosi and Dazai looked at each other in blank dismay.

"It's really you, devil."

"I won the prize, how can it compare to you?"

...No, this is not something to be proud of at all! ?

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