I only like you as a paper man

...Okay, Oda-san, you win!

You left the kitchen with a tray of teacups and teapots, only to find Dazai on the sofa slapping his legs and laughing.

"Hahahahahaha...!! You are right, chaotic|||lun is really bad."

"Mr. Oda, please drink tea." You patiently handed Odasaku's teacup in front of him, and resisted the urge to pour the tea from Dazai's teacup on his head, "How long are you going to laugh?" ?”

"Mr. Oda, no matter how you look at it, I can't be his illegitimate daughter! Although the girl's age is a secret, but I'm not much younger than Mr. Dazai, so you can tell right away!?"

"...That's true." In fact, he was dubious about Dazai's words, but before he thought about the rationality of this sentence, the first thing that popped into his head was just now when Dazai said that you don't want to die in love with him In this sentence, the key point was accidentally distorted, "If it is really Dazai's illegitimate daughter, it should be more..."

"More—?" Dazai looked at him expectantly.

"...We should have died together long ago."

"...As expected of Mr. Oda, the angle is tricky." You laughed awkwardly, and sat next to Dazai.

"Chaos ||| ethics is not good." Oda emphasized again.

"Is it still like this!" Dazai exclaimed.

You think, fortunately Mr. Dostoevsky has gone back. If he is still here, he will definitely not save face for Mr. Dazai. He will probably eavesdrop in the room, or pretend that he is just passing by. A few words of cynicism on purpose.

"Before that, you should explain the current situation to Mr. Oda, right? Those two sentences just now were too perfunctory." You tried to bring the topic back.

"Oh, I probably already understood. This is a different world, and Dazai is the future Dazai... Is that right?"

"Although it's true, Mr. Oda, you accepted it too quickly!"

"To be honest, it's hard to believe, but since Dazai has said so, it means that the current situation is indeed the case."

Next, you explained the current situation to Oda Tsukuru in detail, for example: instead of saying that the present is the future Dazai, it is better to say that only Mr. Oda is the past Mr. Oda; in fact, everyone is a character in the manga; in this The world cannot use powers; cannot obtain information about the original world that is unknown to oneself, and other related topics.

"Chacha, you seem to be very happy." Dazai, who had nothing to do, said so.

"...Mr. Dazai, do you know?"

"Ok?"

"There is no one who doesn't like Oda-san!"

"Hey." Dazai was stunned for a second, then covered his mouth with his hands, "Chacha, are you confessing to Oda?"

"Eh?"

"...?"

Dazai's words have fooled you.

Odasaku was also a little puzzled after hearing this.

So you two look at each other.

"I——want—to—tell—feel—o—do———" Dazai dragged his voice deliberately.

"What's the matter with him?" You don't think so.

"...That's true." He immediately retracted, "Anyway, I don't have one more Oda, Fyodor won't care."

"…………Um."

You think back to the sentence "It's like no matter how many paper man ex-boyfriends you have, it doesn't matter to me" that I said to you at Disney Niritos before, and it took me a long time to squeeze out such a syllable.

"...Sorry." After listening to your nonsense for a long time, Oda Saku finally said, "If it's a confession, I can't respond to your feelings right now."

"...???"

"Ha ha ha ha……!"

In stark contrast to your puzzled face is Dazai who covered his mouth but couldn't hold back his sniggering.

He knew it would be this answer! !

"Wait, wait a minute Mr. Oda! Just now that doesn't count!!" You shook your head frantically, "That's not a confession...!"

"...Sorry, that was my misunderstanding."

"It's not Oda-san's fault! It's all Dazai-san's fault!!! He doesn't mind talking nonsense while watching the excitement!"

"Too much...!"

"I also think it's Dazai's fault."

"Even Oda Saku...!?"

"Besides, how can someone confess when there is a third person present!" You found your blind spot again, "It's too hasty!"

"Disqualification in this world!" Dazai suddenly played a trick that only three-year-old children would do, "You can't see me!"

"Disqualification in the world is not used like this at all!"

"Don't worry about the details, Chacha—"

"That's enough! I'm going to take Mr. Oda to the milk tea shop!"

"...Oh, the store is about to open, right?"

You just explained the situation of the milk tea shop to Oda, and he also expressed his willingness to help. He said to you, "Compared with the job Mafia entrusted to him, it is much easier." Later, Dazai complained, "The comparison object is actually Mafia. work!"

"Then Dazai-san, see you tonight." You said to Dazai while changing your shoes at the entrance, "Today only you and Ango-san are housekeepers."

"What are you talking about, Chacha, of course I want to go together!"

"...?" You tilted your head, "But that's not what you said just now, Mr. Dazai."

"You just said—eh—it's impossible to work part-time—it's impossible to work part-time in this life—" you imitated Dazai's tone just now, "Mr. Oda, you heard it too!"

"Indeed." Oda nodded.

"...I hate it, of course it's a joke!"

"I'll just pretend to believe you."

"Please lock the door, I'll go downstairs to throw out the garbage first." You smiled at Dazai, and rushed into the elevator.

You deliberately.

Always give them some alone time.

"Ah, I'm gone." Dazai understood your small thoughts, and deliberately slowed down his speed, "Look at Odasaku, isn't Chacha very interesting!"

"……Indeed."

For a moment, Oda Sakunosuke suspected that the idea of ​​"seeing Dazai like this will make you feel relieved" suddenly sprouted in his heart, just like Dazai's old father.

But, to be honest, it reassured him a lot——

"Dazai, you have changed."

Oda blurted out.

"……yes."

Dazai, who had his back turned to Oda, froze for a second, and just replied indifferently.

When you arrive at the milk tea shop, you are stunned.

"Who can explain to me what these flowers and pennants are all about!?"

You look at the long crowd at the door of the store and the flower pennant placed there at some unknown time, your eyes are full of doubts.

"Ah, Miss Chacha, you are here."

Atsushi didn't even bother to pay attention to Akutagawa who was shouting "Renhu, I will never lose to you, I must let Mr. Dazai approve me" and greeted you.

"...Mr. Dazai is here, this is really rare."

"Mr. Dazai!?" Akutagawa who heard this key word suddenly slapped the table like chicken blood, knocking the customer in front of him and taking a step back.

"Sorry, I didn't scare you, did I?" In the past few days, Atsushi has apologized countless times for Akutagawa.

"No, it's okay...thank you." The customer replied.

Not to mention being frightened, the customer became even more excited when he saw this. He pointed to the menu and said, "That! I'll buy five more cups of the most expensive milk tea in the store! Please help me record it in Akutagawa's turnover!!"

Dun: "...???"

"As long as this is the case, Akutagawa can fulfill his wish of being recognized by Dazai... what is this little money?"

No... the direction of your efforts is completely wrong, okay? ?

Dun twitched the corner of his mouth, of course it was impossible to openly express his inner thoughts.

"I understand too well!" You grabbed the corner of Dazai's clothes and rubbed your eye sockets, "If you can make the paper man you love happy just by spending money, then what is money!"

"...It's a pity." Dazai poured cold water on you without hesitation, "It seems that Fyodor's happiness cannot be solved with money—!"

"Mr. Dazai! You don't talk and no one thinks you are dumb! And Mr. Dostoevsky is not counted! Feiya Kiss is not counted!! I mean--like Dun Dun Do you understand, child?"

"I don't understand—!" ← I actually do.

"So...what the hell is this?" Odasaku looked at the silk banner at the entrance of the shop.

"Master." Hasebe, who saw you in the store and was standing outside the store, rushed over at the speed of light and told you——

"These flowers and pennants were all given to Zhongye in the Central Plains by nearby residents."

The author has something to say:

Next, I would like to invite the enthusiastic Yokohama citizen Chuya Nakahara to give his acceptance speech——

Zhong Ye:! ?What the fuck, I'm Mafia—! !

Tosi, who has been called by name even though he is not online: Can you please stop teasing me, thank you. ← People who feel offended because they do see money as dung

Gogol who wants to go online crazily: Donate money that is not needed to those in need! ← In fact, I am probably also a person who regards money as dung

Sigma, who has not been online all this time: ...Welcome to Sky Casino! ←The person who hints that everyone comes to spend money

Ivan, who doesn't know if he will go online: ... All my property belongs to the master! ← In a sense, he is also a person who regards money as dung

To sum up, only Baby Sigma is different from the rest of Tianwu! (Hello