I only like you as a paper man

Mr. Fei will not obediently sell milk tea to experience the life of the poor.

Adhering to the belief that "Even in a different world, it is impossible for Ben Fitzgerald to be a poor man, let alone work", he decided to find a way to earn his first pot of gold in a different world.

You know that you can't control him, and no one can control him, and his right-hand man Luisa is not there... In desperation, you had no choice but to give California Qingguang the wonderful title of "President Fei's Little Follower".

"My baby Qingguang, only you are qualified for this job, I love you forever!"

"...Although I am very happy to hear the Lord say that, I hope to hear it on other occasions!"

It is indeed your California Qingguang, and the level of complaints is top-notch.

Although he complained like this, he still accepted the title of "President Fei's little follower" honestly, and left behind President Fei's ass.

By the way, of course, Mr. Fei couldn't remember the tongue-twisting name of California Qingguang, and said to Qingguang, "I'll just call you nail polish."

"Why is it nail polish!? It's similar to the dressing table!? This is no longer a man with swords but a man with cosmetics!" Qingguang seemed to have become a joker.

"...Cosmetic Men sounds like a phantom project! I think it's okay!" You answer with a raised hand.

"Master!?" Qing Guang collapsed.

"...As long as it's for the Lord, even if it's women's clothing..." Hasebe said tremblingly.

"Mr. Hasebe, be more sober, you won't be handsome in women's clothing." Candlestick shook his head.

"No...!" Hasebe clenched his fists, his face full of remorse, "I still remember that the Lord once complained, saying that if Fei Jiaqin was a girl, she must have huge ||| breasts, she really wanted to bury— "

"Oh Hasebe, what nonsense are you talking about!" You stood on tiptoe and covered Hasebe's mouth, "Who doesn't like a big breasted sister! It has nothing to do with who the big breasted sister is, okay!!! "

--Appeared!If Fyodor is a giant|cute girl with huge breasts, the analogy is recycled!

Dazai on the side was complaining in his heart, while covering his mouth with his hands, deliberately pretending to be about to vomit.

"Mouse, what do you think?" Mr. Fei was very calm. He planned all your extraordinary behaviors into "Chinese jokes"/"Chinese jokes".

"...Not everyone is interested in women's secondary sexual characteristics. If such words come from the opposite sex, it will only be pure sexual|harassment|harassment in the eyes of others. He has long been familiar with the persecution.Even so—he actually felt offended.

"Mr. Dostoevsky, you are targeting me!"

"...You misunderstood, I didn't mean to target you."

"Because I'm as good as Pingchuan and I don't have..."

"What nonsense are girls talking in front of a group of men!" Chuya rushed forward and covered your mouth, as expected of the only common sense person present.

"Hey—what do you think of Odasaku?" Dazai deliberately wanted to continue this topic.

"... Men will like it, right?"

"Pfft——" Anwu couldn't hold back the soy milk in his mouth and sprayed it on the table, so he had to wipe the table by himself, "Original, Odasaku!?"

"I know!" Dazai clapped his fists, he would not let go of such a good opportunity, "Odasaku wants to say that Fyodor is not a man, right!"

Tosi: ".........?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, can you still explain it that way?" Oda Saku said, "I didn't mean that."

"...Please don't worry about it." The only person present who had no direct conflict with him was actually Dazai's old friend, and he seemed to be harmless to humans and animals (instead, he was persecuted even worse), and Tosi was in a complicated mood... …probably not.

"..." You hid behind Nakaya and snickered, almost out of breath.

"Ah, Chacha is snickering!" Dazai sold you out without hesitation, "Chacha, hiding behind anyone is better than hiding behind everyone!"

"...Bastard Dazai, what do you mean!" Chuya and Dazai started today's daily task early in the morning - a fight between two blacks (1/1).

"...Even if you laugh out loud, I won't have any objections, Chacha." Probably seeing you holding back too hard, Tuo Si kindly (?) told you this.

"...I, I have received strict training, poof...I, I can't laugh!"

Oh? is it?

——Tosi looked at you with this kind of eyes.

………………

Because Oda will obediently help in the milk tea shop, and it is very reliable, so Dazai will also follow obediently to work in the milk tea shop. Ango pretended to deal with you for a while, "I don't want to stay with this group of people", and he was convinced. Under your coercion (?).

Coupled with the reliable Hasebe, the reliable candlesticks, and the reliable Nakahara Chuya, you don’t have to worry about going to the milk tea shop anymore.

"Your Majesty, you haven't rested for a long time, right?"

"Leave the things in the store to us, please rest at home."

Persuaded by Hasebe and Candlestick Kiri, you decide to stay at home.

Of course, Tosi also stayed here.

It can be regarded as getting along for a while, and Hasebe's wariness of him is not as high as it was at the beginning. If anyone present does anything out of line to you or endangers your life, it is equivalent to being with everyone else. People have declared war—that's why Hasebe felt a little relieved and asked you to stay at home and rest.

"It's okay, Hasebe! Don't worry about me, he's very weak!" You said to Hasebe confidently with your hips on your arms.

When they left home and took the elevator, Oda Saku finally couldn't help it: "Is this the standard of weakness in another world?"

………………

"Vacation ~ vacation - ☆!"

You happily hummed the song and played Final Fantasy 14 in your room. There will be a major version update in two months, don't mention how much you look forward to it.

Tosi originally thought that he would not have a good life if you stayed at home.

Although he doesn't hate unexpected surprises, he prefers to be quiet and not to be disturbed by anyone, because he still has his great ideals... But in another world, he can "waste" these extra After all, it will not have any impact on the original world for the time being.

In the face of the enemy, he must create an attitude of ease.

—However, when you stayed at home, you accidentally didn't bother him.

Not to mention harassment, the house is quiet, as if he is the only one in the whole house.

This instead made him a little concerned.

He put down what he was doing, and took the opportunity to pour tea for himself to go and see what you were doing.

... He hesitated for five seconds in front of your room with the teapot in hand.

Tosi thinks that you will definitely ask him first: How did you take the time to see me? ?What can I order? ?

If he replied "I just stopped by to make tea", you will be surprised and say: My mother, I am obviously at home, and there is no one else at home today, why don't you ask me to make tea for you and choose to do it yourself! ?

Because... you will definitely say something like "Mr. Dostoevsky will never do what he can entrust others to do. There is really no other way. You can only let me serve you, young master!" .

And Ivan wasn't there either.

Ivan is so helpful.

He couldn't help sighing so much, he was so envious that you had Hasebe serving you here.

Tosi's hand that was about to knock on the door stopped in the air, and finally let it go, and turned around to go back to the room.

...Thinking about it carefully, it's a good thing that he wasn't harassed, and you won't have any accidents if you stay in the room (it's not because you worry about it, it's just because if something happens to you, others will hold him accountable responsibility...although he also has the confidence to cast the blame to the sky).

As soon as he turned around, he heard footsteps coming from the room, and then the door was opened.

"Well, Mr. Dostoevsky, what's the matter?"

"No, I just came to the kitchen to pour a cup of tea." He replied.

"My mother, I'm obviously at home, and there is no one else at home today, why don't you ask me to make tea for you and choose to do it yourself!?"

—Look, he knew that was the reaction.

"Please don't leave everything that people say and everything to the servants to do..." Tosi choked back the words "Missy". In the end, you laughed at this matter for a long time, "It's like a young master who leaves everything to his servants, Chacha."

"Okay, then you can settle your lunch and dinner by yourself, and you are not allowed to order takeaway."

"..." No, he was too lazy to cook and he was too lazy to go downstairs, really, "That's not necessary, I think Chacha will prepare my portion together."

"Aren't you the young master who just opened his mouth! After you say that, I don't want to care about your share at all, okay?"

"Look, my guess is right."

"... If you think you can predict everything, you are very wrong!" You, who were told by Tosi, feel very unwilling.

"..."

Tuo Si was silent for a while, he was really wrong, he never expected that you would think that he was not good, and that you would say "I really want to bury Fei Jia's chest (although he doesn't have one at all) "This kind of words...even if the latter is not in front of him.

"Can everything be predicted? In other words, prediction means 'making a guess about the future based on what happened in reality'. The prediction I just made was only based on a guess about your current behavior, Chacha."

"What did I do?" You tilted your head, you just played the dungeon for a long time, and you were finally able to go to the bathroom after finishing the game.

"...It's nothing." Tosi smiled, turned and left, "Just pretend I didn't say anything."

Of course he can see that you don't bother him because you respect him because "he doesn't like to be disturbed".

Even if he answers you like this, you will only use "You think so much! I don't think so. I just haven't played the game for a long time and want to catch up on my progress. Only the devil has time to talk to you—!? ’ or something like that to refute him.

however.

Although what Tosi said earlier is true.

But the part that Tuosi guessed later is actually true, not just looking for a reason.

You rush down the toilet in bewilderment, question marks all over your head.

——5.0 is about to start, my Red Devil and other professions are not at full level yet, what should I do!

The author has something to say:

The last sentence is a meme in the online game played by Chacha 233333 Don't pay too much attention to it!

By the way, if Gogol was present, he would say something like this: I think Tuo Sijun must be poor if he is a girl——