I only like you as a paper man

You got up early.

Although I don’t know when Dazai will come to you, judging from his behavior of coming to give you your mobile phone in the middle of the night, at least not in the morning—if it is, then he can definitely come to you early in the morning, and then directly send you Tow away.

You were woken up.

Kids don't know how healthy their biological clocks are, and it's been a long time since you've woken up so early.

The boss obviously thought you were a minor, and treated you like a child, and let you have breakfast with the children.

The dinner table is noisy, but you seem to be used to it. There are more people at the dinner table at home than this, and there are many "three-year-olds" among them.

You took a photo of the children eating and sent it to Oda, and said to him: [Everything is fine, I am full, and the children are also very energetic~ Mr. Oda, please rest assured ヽ(*·▽·* )ノ! ]

Not long after, you received his reply: [Thanks for your hard work. ]

Very short, very Oda Sakunosuke's style.

In the morning, you pass the time by reading comics, but what you didn't expect is that there is "Shounen Jump" in this world to read.Although the serialization time here seems to be about four or five years earlier than the serialization time in your own world, it is better than nothing, and it can be used as a review of the plot.

And you thought—oh, so you can play Danganronpa or something even here?

Dazai only showed up in the afternoon, and he also stopped by the store for lunch.

He was still dressed in the same way, with a bandage over his right eye, a small piece of gauze on his left cheek, and a black suit. He didn't look like a guy who was going on a date with a woman at all.

Well, you have no right to despise him. After all, in a different world, even if you want to dress up, you can’t dress up. There are few changes of clothes, no cosmetics, and even no hair tie to tie your hair.

"Sister Chacha, don't you have a Russian boyfriend? Why are you still dating other men!"

"Anyway, since you're going to run away with other boyfriends, why don't you take a look at our Oda-san!"

"That's it!"

The fact that you were going on a date with Dazai was discovered by the children, and they booed again, and even said something that you thought Dazai should never know.

So you grabbed Dazai's sleeve and ran away.

"Russian boyfriend?" Of course, he heard it, and - he still cared a little bit.

"Mr. Dazai, as I said before, I am a paper lover." You pretended to be calm, "This Russian is a paper man, and I took him as my boyfriend without authorization."

"Oh." Dazai didn't delve into it, "Speaking of which, can you stop calling me Mr. Dazai?"

"...don't you like being called that?" you ask.

"No, after all, if you really want to pursue it, I should be able to call you... sister, right?" Dazai changed his method, euphemistically expressing that you are older than him, so there is no need to use honorifics to him.

I didn't expect to hear the word "sister" from Dazai's mouth, this is the word he used to call you.You didn't think it was impolite for Dazai to mention his age at all, but you were secretly happy in your heart-oh, you can't say that you were secretly happy, after all, it was written on your face.From Dazai's point of view, you are now a "pupil earthquake.gif" emoticon package.

"You, can you shout again...?" you asked.

"You mean... sister?" Dazai replied.

Upon hearing this, you immediately cover your face with your hands and turn it to the other side.

Don't ask, it means that you are about to go into shock due to excessive blood loss, maybe this is the charm of the next year.

"Hey, Miss Chacha likes this name." Dazai said maliciously, and the devil's wings and tail hidden behind him seemed to be coming out, "Does that Russian paper man you like call you that too? ?"

……

In your mind, you made up the image of Fedya calling your sister, and for some reason, the face of Mr. Dostoevsky appeared in your mind.

……

no!Absolutely not! ! !This is too scary, okay? ! !

"No, he won't call anyone like that, at least not in the plot."

"Well, that's it." If your answer is "He wouldn't call me that", then I can get some clues from your words, what a pity.

"However, it would be weird if I didn't call you Dazai-san." You said, "Can I just call you that, Dazai-san."

"I have no objection." Dazai replied, "Where do you want to go?"

"...Isn't this decided by the person who invited the other party on a date?" You followed Dazai's pace and looked up at him.Now he is not as tall as in the future, which makes you feel a little fresh.

"That's right—then how about taking you to familiarize yourself with Yokohama?"

"It's been a great help to me, Mr. Dazai." You are secretly happy in your heart, isn't this just a field trip to the Holy Land! !

You said again: "By the way, Mr. Dazai doesn't have to work today? Mafia should be very busy at work..."

"Even Mafia has holidays." Dazai slowed down to match your pace.

What, so there is a holiday!You are shocked, thinking that even the mafia doesn't need to sleep!

"Is it really okay to waste the rare holiday on me?"

"Ah, being able to date a beautiful woman, how could it be a waste of a rare holiday." Dazai smiled fondly at you, "Besides, I am very interested in other worlds and visitors from other worlds, sister Chacha."

Hearing this name, you were stunned again.

I'm sorry, but in fact you are not a young man, but this is a young man in front of you!May I ask which adult woman can resist the charm of Nianxiazai! ! !

"Please, please don't call me that, just call me Chacha." You tried desperately to hide the ecstasy in your heart, but it was useless to cover up in front of Dazai.

"Don't you like it very much?"

"...It has nothing to do with whether you like it or not, Mr. Dazai!" You said, "It feels weird."

"Okay, then, Chacha."

That's right, that's it, it's normal after all.

You clearly said it was a date, but it didn't look like a date at all. Dazai just took you around.

When passing the river, he asked you if you know "entering the water".

You said, of course you know, the future you will always ask me if I want to die for love together.

For some reason, this sentence was not silenced.After hearing this, Dazai was taken aback for a moment, and then returned to his usual state.He looked into the distance, showing a different smile than usual, as if he was laughing at himself, and said to himself, hey, die for love, this is really a new way of thinking.

He didn't ask you about topics like "what will your future self look like".

Maybe I really just don’t want to know, or maybe I have no confidence in my future self.

Neither you nor Oda ever mentioned it.

However, Dazai is very interested in the "different world", and asked you a lot of topics about the different world, and said that if there is a chance, he must drink the milk tea made by you.

——Really, you think, Dazai-san, you can drink it on the first day you go to another world.

You ask again, is there no milk tea shop in Yokohama?

Dazai said, yes, but currently there is only one store, and it is quite far from the port of Mafia.

You think of the dream you had before. In fact, you have always thought that "Hong Kong Black Signature Lemon Bomb Milk Tea" is a genius idea. If the port Mafia really wants to expand the milk tea business, you must Amway this thing to Boss Sen.

...Why don't you try it yourself when you go back?

"Speaking of which." When you were shopping in a boutique, you suddenly asked Dazai, "What does Mr. Dazai usually do when he is dating girls?"

"Hmm...? Haven't you dated my future self?" Dazai threw your question back.

"Probably... not at all." At least there was no serious date.

"Isn't there?" Dazai said again, "Obviously I have invited you to die in love together."

"There is no rule that you must first date and then die in love." You replied.

"That's true." Dazai stroked his chin and pondered, "But, if there is no 'love', strictly speaking, it can't be regarded as martyrdom..."

"Who knows." You stared at a hairpin of rice balls, fascinated, and then recalled your Fei Jiaqin who was far away in a foreign land. In this world, there is no Feijiaqin, and you can only use ordinary rice balls. As your meal replacement, "Mr. Dazai must have his own ideas."

Dazai responded vaguely, and did not continue this topic.

Although you have been trying to hide it, he can tell from your attitude that soon, something will happen that will change his life and even himself.

As for whether it is good or bad...no one can give a conclusion until it actually happens.

Even years later, he didn't feel like he would tell anyone else about his past.

So, how on earth do you know?

If he solves this mystery now, will the so-called future change accordingly——

Forget it, it doesn't seem to matter, even if you know everything, what should come will always come.

He glanced at the clock on his phone, the time was almost up, and the purpose of taking you around Yokohama and making "others" feel that you are close has also been achieved.

Although some feel sorry for you, and some feel sorry for Odasaku (Dazai did not tell Odasaku his plan, if he knew, he would definitely stop it), Mafia's work should not involve ordinary people, except There is no one better than you.

Dazai gestured to the nearby subordinates, and after a while, a ringtone came from his mobile phone.He pretended to pick up the phone, and answered a few words casually in a voice you could hear: "Hey—now? But I'm on a date—after all, it's a rare vacation, let me...well, I'll be right there .”

"Is it work?" you ask.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I have to rush over immediately." Dazai put away his phone and spread his hands helplessly, "Can you go back alone, Chacha?"

"Of course!" You clenched your fists, "I'm no longer a child, of course this kind of thing can be done! Besides, there's no reason for Mr. Dazai to send me home on purpose!"

... Alas, poor child.

Dazai's subordinates at the side looked at you and thought so.

Women who get involved with our boss don't always end well.

You probably never dreamed that you were being used by a port Mafia officer named Osamu Dazai.

The author has something to say:

Tea: I am too difficult

Tuo: …………… (Why am I not online yet? Am I really the male lead? How about I can really be online in this timeline???

Zai (Wu Jing): Devil!Wait to be poached by me, devil!

Tuo: ......... (Although he didn't speak, the words "you're dreaming" were written in the gaze he cast on Dazai.