I only like you as a paper man

"It's okay." You pulled up the quilt, and said to Tuosi, "Anyway, what I just said was not meant for you."

"Hmm...? But didn't you say at the beginning that you would never forgive 'me'?"

"..." Only then did you realize that you were involved by Tuosi again. This guy was too smart, and it seemed that he deserved a beating even more, "Ah, ah, it's okay, I'll forgive you! You What the hell are you here for!"

Isn't it just an accidental kiss!

Isn't it Fei Jia (of course Mr. Dostoevsky in front of him is also) who has no conscience and sympathy to abandon Sigma cruelly! ! !

...Anyway, it's just lips touching lips, not even sticking out the tongue can't be called a kiss at all, right? !

Anyway, whatever Fei Jia kissed was arranged by Chaogiri, and it was Chaogiri's fault! ! !

——You have begun to give up on yourself.

——Good boy, please don't throw the blame like this.

"I just want to bring you afternoon tea by the way, Chacha." Dostoevsky swore, although he may have told more lies than you have bought, but this sentence is really true, "Your room is just next to the kitchen."

"...?" You turned over and still wrapped yourself in the quilt, only showing half of your head to look at Tuo Si, "Why, is it good for you? Forget it...even if there is, You won't tell me either."

"Not at all." Tosi said, picking up the teapot and cups on the table, "Human beings will occasionally do something that is completely unprofitable because they are in a good mood."

"So, you are in a good mood today, Mr. Dostoevsky."

"Probably." Tosi opened the door, stood at the door and smiled at you, then turned and left, "Have a good rest, Chacha."

Even if you rack your brains, you will never think that the reason why Tuosi is in a good mood is that his missing cat suddenly came home obediently.

...Although it was picked up and raised by an annoying person for a week.

He also remembered this hatred, in his heart.

In the evening, Osamu Dazai, who was punished to stand all day long, collapsed on the sofa as soon as he got home. Kunikida and Kazuka worked together to drive him back to the room for 10 minutes.

You specially asked Candlestick Kiri to prepare a spicy curry for Oda Sakunosuke as dinner, to express his gratitude for taking care of himself in another world.Compared with finding a place to live for you, this kind of thing doesn't even seem to be a reward... But you can't think of any other way, after all, Oda Sakunosuke seems to have no desires.

Would he want to write novels in this world?After all, this is a lot more leisurely than the original world.

And, here, he's not Mafia either.

With that in mind, you decide to buy him an exquisite writing suit as a gift.

Of course, you don't forget to prepare Sigma's favorite snack cookies.

This is something you asked Sigma a long time ago, and after you got the answer, you still didn’t forget to tweet on purpose: [My grandma Sigma must like cookies! ! ! ]

In this way, when the character information is updated in the future, you can become a prophet! !

However, your behavior was severely complained by Nai Frost - you are cheating! !You Mary Sue! ! !

To this, you answer confidently—yes, I am Mary Sue!How about it! ! ... Hey, that's not right! ! !I don't have colorful long hair, my tears don't turn into diamonds, and paper people fall in love with me before they see me. Why do you call me Mary Sue! !How can there be such a miserable Marysu like me! ! !

Creamy will answer you earnestly—this Mary Sue has been out of date for 10 years, okay, my dear Chacha baby!And it would be more scary if Osamu Dazai and Dostoevsky fell in love with you at the same time! ! !

You make up this kind of development in your head, if things really turn out like this, then no matter how many lives you have, it won't be enough.

Forget it, really, you just want to be an ordinary person and fall in love with your paper people.

At night, you were called to the rooftop by Osamu Dazai to blow the wind.

You set up a European-style tea table on the roof before, and placed a few seats around the tea table to match it. Although you can only see high-rise buildings from the roof, it is better than at home. It looks so good.If Tuosi wants to have an afternoon tea outside on a whim, he at least has a place to go.

...Although it is not impossible for him to go out for afternoon tea.

You sit by the empty teahouse, tapping your index finger on the table impatiently.Dazai is sitting opposite you, knocking on Erlang's legs. He was tried in public this morning, but now he looks like your uncle.

"What's the matter, Dazai-san?"

You hang the word unhappy on your face, and your little cheeks are bulging like balloons.

"Well, don't look at me with hostile eyes like I threw your sea view room down from the 30th floor." Dazai waved his hand and showed you a smiley face, "Can't we get along like before... "

As Dazai said, he changed his posture, put his hand on one side of his cheek, and recalled the past: "...Sister."

Although autumn has come, the temperature in Shanghai has not yet dropped, and the hot weather is no different from summer.In such a high temperature, you still couldn't help shivering, you staggered your left and right hands to cover your arms, feeling like goosebumps were about to fall to the ground.

"... Dazai-san, are you out of your mind!"

Dazai pretended to shake his head: "No, I can't hear the sound of the waves!"

"It's disgusting, doesn't Chacha like this name very much?" Dazai continued, "I still remember your reaction at that time."

"Just forget about this kind of thing quickly, okay!!" You slapped the table, "Take a look at how old you were then, and how old you are now, okay?"

"Hmm..." Dazai pondered for a few seconds, then clapped his fists, suddenly realizing, "Then, sister?"

"...!"

You froze.

I didn't expect this title to be quite lethal to you.

Especially with Miyano Mamoru's pretendingly sticky voice, how many girls would not like it?

You imagined the scene where Tuo Si called your sister again.

………………

Too, too terrible, the world is destroyed.

"Yeah~" Dazai nodded in satisfaction, "It seems that Chacha likes it very much, is this some kind of special hobby?"

"...This is Miyano Mamoru's bonus, thank you." You replied, "...Speaking of which, since you already know me, why didn't you tell me earlier."

"Isn't that boring!"

"...don't make people look like your toys, okay!!" You wanted to pick up something and throw it at Dazai, but unfortunately, there was nothing around you, "I was almost played to death by you, really Tired, Dazai-san!!!”

"So I was fined to stand for three days. This is the punishment for the mistakes I made."

"You don't feel that you are wrong, do you? And..." You imagined Dazai standing at the door of the store with the emoji picture of "Please buy my matches.jpg", "Speak, you How much tip did you receive today?"

"10 times more than usual!"

"...but you still made money, you bastard!!!"

hateful! !As expected of Osamu Dazai! ! !Although you are very angry, it is better to say that you are dying of anger, but at this moment you can only sigh - Osamu Dazai! !As expected of you! ! !

"It's all thanks to Chacha's blessing." Dazai continued to smile, "Isn't it possible that Chacha is my goddess of luck~"

...No, how is it possible, Dazai-san.

If I were really some kind of goddess of luck, I wouldn't just come back after staying in another world without doing anything or changing anything, would I?

Dazai has always seemed to accept this, at least he never seems to want to change the past.

... Also, for him now, it is impossible not to accept it after so long.

Ever since Sakunosuke Oda came to another world, you have been wanting to ask Dazai about it, but you just couldn't open your mouth.

...If you want to attack the man in front of you, you must open your mouth.

and so--

You are not going to speak at all.

Although you seem to be happy and happy every day without any troubles, in fact you are not as happy as you appear on the surface.If you really go to attack him, or if he has nothing to do to attack you, the two of you will just sink deeper and deeper into the quagmire together.

"...So you tied Lady Luck to the head of the bed the first time you met her, and used her as bait afterwards?"

"..." Dazai was nervous for a second, "This is forced and helpless."

"Forget it, it's meaningless to entangle with you about the past. After all, for Mr. Dazai, this matter has passed for many years... It's a good thing you still remember."

"No." Dazai stood up, and Night Breeze lifted his hair, which reminded you of his prosperous beauty in the first episode of the animation, "Actually, I don't know why, after Chacha left... I just Totally forgot about it."

"Huh?" You are a little puzzled, and you don't understand the memory rules of paper people at all—Tuosi also told you before that you won't remember what happened here after traveling back, "Did you remember it later?" , when is it?"

"It's when I meet you again, Chacha." Dazai's answer to this was like a line only in an otome game.

"...Well." You recalled the scene when you met Dazai for the first time, please refer to the content of Chapter 6 Bandage Monster for details, "So that's why Mr. Dazai reacted so quickly at that time."

"Yes, yes, I was really shocked at that time. I didn't expect to wake up and go to a different world... Finally, the blank memory was recalled."

For Dazai, forgetting that part of the past is actually not a good feeling, he doesn't like that feeling.

... After you disappeared, his memory of you became blurred, like "as if there was such a person" or "as if such a thing had happened".Even asking Odasaku or his subordinates was useless, and the memory just disappeared.

Until many years later, he came to another world.

His premonition is true, the Russian you like is really that "demon", and everyone he knows is indeed a paper man... If you don't suddenly disappear, it will really come in handy , Become a force against the devil.

At that time, when you tried to tell him, but were blocked by an unknown force and silenced, it was probably about Odasaku.

Thinking of this, Dazai couldn't help closing his eyes.

It's all arranged, so it can't be changed... right?

He doesn't want you to see his melancholy side.

Although, you should have seen quite a few, in works called manga or animation.

So Dazai returned to his usual unscrupulous appearance: "By the way, I brought the previous passport from the original world."

"... Huh?" You were startled, "Is the passport of another world the same as the passport of our world?"

"Of course not." Dazai waved his hand, "Chacha left your passport at my house at that time, I thought it would be useful for time travel anyway, so I asked someone to make a copy for me. I never thought that I would really cross over with me, as expected of me!"

"...As expected of you, Dazai-san."

You twitched the corner of your mouth, thinking "this tm" is also okay?

Having said that, this man is too buggy, isn't he really the hero?

Now you believe it, Nai Shuang is right, Osamu Dazai is really poisonous.

If it wasn't for your unwavering love for Fei Jia, you might have been fooled into his emotional trap long ago.

The author has something to say:

... Osamu Dazai is really poisonous, because when you are writing, he will take over if you are not careful.

Osamu Dazai, what a terrible man. (At this time, the tone of Saiki Kusuo should be used when he said "San Tangli, what a terrible man".

By the way, the much-anticipated Toru Amuro-san is coming soon (x