I only like you as a paper man

"Stop! Hasebe, stop!!!"

Sitting on the chair, you screamed again and again, and after several twists and turns (mainly when Hasebe used the double jump to jump over obstacles), you finally yelled such a sentence.

You, who lived to adulthood without daring to ride a roller coaster, finally experienced the feeling of riding a roller coaster today—it was a human-powered roller coaster.

Hasebe, who heard your shout, stopped the car and put you down with the chair.

"My lord, are you alright?"

"I was... just fine..." You were dazed by Hasebe, and you said to him with your little consciousness, "They probably won't catch up, can you catch me first?" Untie it?"

"Worship the lord."

"Then please send me back to the place just now." You said again.

"...?"

Although Hasebe didn't know what you were planning, he still carried you obediently and ran back to the place just now, this time with a princess hug.

Seeing the scene in front of you, you are dumbfounded.

Although you also expected that this group of people is definitely not the opponent of the paper people, but the paper people have gone too far!As far as the eye can see, there are (wrongly) dead bodies all over the place, right? !

"Gogol, stop playing! Uncle is very pitiful!!" You tried to stop Gogol, after all, the moment the uncle saw you, he crawled and hid behind you.

"Chacha, do you have Stockholm Syndrome? Isn't he the chief culprit who kidnapped you?" For your sake, Gogol temporarily stopped.

"Although it's true that he kidnapped me, it's all usury's fault after all! We should start from the source!"

You leave the kidnappers behind and sneak up to the loan shark again.

Although Atsushi Nakajima hugged Akutagawa's hands from behind to try to stop him, Akutagawa was still kicking the loan shark relentlessly.Alas, look what it's like to hold the child back.

You knelt down and looked at the head of the loan shark: "Do you dare next time?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, big sister, cough... let us go, we don't dare to instigate others to commit crimes..."

"Stop it, Akutagawa."

"I've already stopped!"

"Stop me too! Otherwise, I'll tell Mr. Dazai your black history story!"

"..."

This trick really worked, Akutagawa's feet that were about to fall stopped in the air, and then vented his anger on Atsushi behind him.

Dun: I was the worst in the game.

"Sister, I'll give you the money, let us go, we really don't dare to do it again!" The head of the loan shark tremblingly took out the wallet from his purse, and handed it to you with both hands.

"I've accepted the money. It's okay to let you off, but I have other requirements." You squatted down and looked at the kidnapper with a smile.

"Sister, you can mention it!"

"Have you paid off the principal that uncle owes you?"

"It's over, he's only borrowing five thousand."

...Five thousand rolled into one hundred thousand? ? ?You really have a dark conscience!

You resisted the urge to go up and make up the knife, and then said: "I let you go, and in exchange you will let that uncle go."

"All right! Let it go! We won't pursue the remaining interest!!!"

"Then the police came and you had to turn yourself in, and you were not allowed to talk about us."

"Then I'll let you off today." You stood up with your wallet in hand, and threw the wallet to the uncle kidnapper behind you, "Uncle, you can start your new life with this money!"

The paper men who have been watching for a long time are silent when they look at you: ……………

Only the cream is different.

She knew that she had no fighting power, so she had been hiding in the dark, and only now dared to show up.

She looked at you in shock, and it took a long time before she could say a word, saying:

"Chacha, you are worthy of being the woman of the boss of a terrorist organization."

Doth & Sigma & Gogol: Although our boss is someone else, let's not correct it now.

You slipped away without a trace and got home before the police came upstairs.

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada stayed at home as the logistics staff of this battle and prepared a sumptuous meal for everyone.

At the dinner table, you discussed the question of "who called the police", but did not come to a conclusion.You didn't even bother to explain to Tuo Si that "that Weibo post was just to save your life, not to confess to you, all I like is my Fei Jia kiss" and so on, it's impossible for him not to know such a simple thing.

So after eating you go back to your room and fall asleep on the bed.

You had no dreams all night, and you slept until noon the next day.

Only when you checked Weibo after waking up did you know the answer to "Who called the police?" It turned out that it was the cosplayer, cameraman, and support staff who happened to go to the vicinity to shoot the location yesterday and witnessed the whole incident.

But it's okay, they didn't see the crime scene of the paper people, and after calling the police, they listened to the police and stayed away from the area.

You should be thankful, fortunately, Nai Shuang was worried about you yesterday, so she stayed at your house for one night... Anyway, your house doesn't have much else, except that there are many vacant rooms.

Otherwise, the new traverser might be bullied by the evil forces to death.

You look at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who is holding Lanbo in the living room and watching "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", and you don't know what expression to put on for a while.

"You, hello...!" The moment he saw you, the boy hurriedly put Lanbo aside, stood up and bowed to you, "That...it should be Miss Chacha, right? I'm sorry to disturb you here It's..."

"Oh... oh, it's all right!" You waved your hand, "You sit, you sit...!"

You think to yourself, Mr. Amuro Toru, it’s a good thing you went back early, otherwise you will be pissed off by the paper people in other studios if you continue to stay here—one and two are both Japanese Mafias, and this time they flew out black boss.

You and the black boss... Ah no, after the meeting with Tsunayoshi Sawada, he ran to count the other paper people who were at home today—Mr. Dostoevsky, Gogol, Sigma, Yiqi Yizhen , Five Tigers, Atsushi Nakajima, Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Chuya Nakahara.

what.

You count again.

what! ! !

"Where's Mr. Dazai!?" After you searched room after room without seeing Osamu Dazai, you finally couldn't help exclaiming in the living room, "Did he go for a stroll?"

"He's disconnected." Tosi replied.

If you listen carefully to Tosi's tone at this moment, you can still hear such a hint of joy.

"...He dropped the line???" You repeated in surprise, "You mean, that Osamu Dazai, he dropped the line???"

"Yes, the days without mackerel are really safe." Nakaya whistled after finishing speaking, revealing happiness between the lines.

"Fuck, Nai Shuang, Mr. Dazai is offline!"

"The world is going to be destroyed!!!"

You and Cream are singing together.

The little tigers of the Five Tigers and the Five Tigers traveled together.

The five little tigers were all lying on top of you, and you deliberately hugged the five tigers back and asked Nai Shuang to take a photo for you.

"Look, I'm a cat person! Not only do I have cats, there are so many more!!!"

"...Although it's a tiger, it's good that the Lord is happy...!" Being hugged and photographed by you, the five tigers retreated, not to mention how happy they are.Moreover, he is not alone here, his brother is also here with him.

"..." By now, Atsushi Nakajima is used to it, and he no longer bothers to correct you by saying "it's not a cat or a tiger", because when he refuted you before, he blurted out "it's not a tiger or a cat" ...Habits are a terrible thing.

Reliable paper people are not here, today's cooking service has become Yiqi Yizhen and Zhongyuan Zhongya. If you take a closer look at these two names, they are quite antithetical. If they are used as a couplet, maybe outsiders will think it is quite good.

After the meal, you stayed alone in the kitchen with Yiqi Yizhen in the name of helping to wash the dishes, just to take advantage of him (row) and call him brother twice more.

Brother, brother, how many good sisters do you have~

Ah no, it's my brother.

……

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, to God, ah no, I swear to Osamu Dazai, he has really worked hard to hold back his temper.

When Lan Bo ran up to him for the third time without fear of death, patted his buttocks and asked him: "Hey, why don't you have eyebrows, why why?", he finally couldn't help standing up, pinching his own fist:

"Cough... I'm ignoring you because I want to save you for Miss Chacha's sake, but you still dare to push forward...!"

You on the side: what?Give me face?What international joke are you making?Who said yesterday that "my purpose is not to save people but to beat them"! ?You are just trying to save face for Mr. Dazai!

"Hey——!" Sawada Tsunayoshi hurriedly stood in front of Lanbo, apologizing frantically: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! The child is ignorant and let him go!!!"

"Don't think that children can do whatever they want. I never caused trouble like this when I was a child."

... As expected of Ryunosuke Akutagawa who treats men, women and children equally, you continue to sigh in your heart.

You recalled the conversation at the beginning when you called Milk Cream to make up Wenhao Xiaoyegou.

Cream: This Akutagawa actually hits a woman, I want to kick him out of my boyfriend candidate.

You: ... (Contemplating) Akutagawa didn't hit women, he just used violence against human beings without discrimination.

Cream: ………………………….

"I'm really sorry!!!" Gang Ji complained in his heart while apologizing: Why do I have to apologize to Rambo...!And this is Ryunosuke Akutagawa! !This is that Hong Kong black evil dog Akutagawa Ryunosuke——! ! !Even having three lives is not enough! ! !

"Well, after all, he is a child, so treat him like a younger brother." Here, Yizheng is the most experienced, and those who don't know him may think he is a little expert in raising babies.

"Because I'm a child, I have to give way to the other party. This is also a kind of being imprisoned in a cage of thinking...!" Gogol still didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

Sigma beside him looked at him with a "you are happy" expression.

In fact, Tosi has endured for a long time.

Although he treats all human beings equally in the true sense, it doesn't mean that he can always tolerate others playing with his hat without authorization, but also calling him an "old monster of rice balls".

Forget it, one, two or three next to him are actually holding back their laughter.

Forget it, Gogol couldn't bear it at all, laughing as if he had been poisoned by eating a laughing mushroom.

"Give it back to me, please."

"No! This hat already belongs to Mr. Rambo!!"

"Hey Lanbo! Don't take other people's things casually!!!" Gang Ji rushed forward to apologize again, snatched the hat from Lanbo, handed it to Tuosi, and tapped Lanbo again His little head—Lan Bo, you are so fucking crazy! !This is Dostoevsky! !This is the devil Dostoevsky! ! !Even dozens of lives are not enough, okay! ! !

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, you idiot! You actually beat Master Lanbo...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

When you hear the three words "to, endure, and endure", you will be shocked - something is not going well, and the game is over.

After all, in the tutoring animation, the action he made after saying these three words must be - take out the ten-year rocket launcher.

But among the Jinjiang Marisu fans, the standard ending of the ten-year rocket launcher must be - blow up to the heroine.

Although I don't know if there is such a standard plot now, but about ten years ago, this must have been a standard plot!

That's right.

Although the scene was so chaotic that you didn't know what happened to make it like this, but from the results it looks like...you got tricked.

After the pink smoke clears, you find yourself in a room you've never seen before, with only the computer screen on.

There seemed to be another person ahead.

He heard the voice behind him, turned his computer chair around, took off his earphones, and confirmed with you——

"... Chacha?"

The author has something to say:

Akutagawa: Why do I always feel that you are blackmailing me?

Chacha: No, no, how dare I insult you.

Chacha’s heart: You are so dark, do you still need me to go dark again?

感谢在2020-01-2111:29:31~2020-01-2210:37:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Madao in the smoke ring; 8 bottles of Qinglingzi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!