I only like you as a paper man

"…………Um???"

You react exactly as you did at the beginning of the last chapter.

And then, five seconds later you realize—

Ten years later, you are staying with him in such a room full of life, and he actually said that he misses you very much, and made some rounding up to you, which is X harassment... In addition to the fact that he just answered your question ,About your relationship-"Can't you see it if I don't answer it".

What's the matter with this official announcement feeling! ?

"Ah, ah... You mean ten years later, no, you mean I will be with you...?"

Tosi didn't answer you with words, but just nodded and smiled.

"I don't believe it! Tosi's mouth is a deceiving ghost, have the supernatural beings been wiped out? Has the new world been established? If not, do your job!" You retorted loudly.

"If you want to know, these things are not impossible to tell you. But don't you hate spoilers the most?"

"Have you already spoiled it, Mr. Dostoevsky ten years later!"

"Hmm...? Didn't you say you didn't believe it?"

"……Depend on!"

You know you've been entangled by him again!

"Say hello to myself ten years ago for me."

"Who will greet you like this for you!" You casually picked up the tissue paper placed next to the pillow, and threw it at Tuosi who was ten years later.

He didn't dodge, or rather, he didn't mean to dodge at all.

In the second before the paper leaves your hand, you are surrounded by a puff of pink smoke, followed by a "boom" sound that only appears in funny cartoons.

"……it hurts."

But the paper you threw out did hit someone.

After the smoke cleared, you found that the person you hit was Mr. Dostoevsky ten years ago, and he was taking care of his messed up clothes.

"The real Chacha is back!" Gogol exclaimed, and then rushed to Tuo Si pretending to care about him, "Are you all right, Tuo Sijun!"

"...I'm fine." Tosi, who had just received a baptism, never expected that the 5 minutes of nightmarishness that he thought was finally over, but what followed was actually your attack.

He picked up the tissue paper that fell on the floor and put it on the table, lamenting that the factory has not closed down after ten years.

"Lord, are you alright?"

"Master, is there any injury?"

Yiqi and Wuhutui ask you with concern.

You patted Wu Hutui's head and told them, "No, don't worry."

"The real Miss Chacha is back..." Atsushi Nakajima heaved a sigh of relief.

"Miss Chacha, drink some hot water to calm down." Sigma poured you a cup of boiling water.

"Isn't it just 5 minutes after ten years?" Zhongyuan Zhong was puzzled, "As for?"

"Mr. Chuya, you don't understand this!" Nai Shuang slipped in front of you and patted your shoulder, "Tell me, who did you see and what happened, I can't wait!"

"..." You cast a resentful look at Tuosi, and vented all the anger that you will be born ten years later on him.You took a deep breath and replied to Cream, "I am with Mr. Dazai, and Mr. Dostoevsky ten years later is no longer in this world."

OK, perfect.

This will definitely give him a double blow physically and mentally.

Anyway, Dazai is not here today, so you can talk as much as you want.

Tosi's expression didn't change because of this.

"We already know this!" Gogol said, "Ten years later, Chacha told us that Tuo Sijun died a miserable death!"

you:……………………

Okay, now you understand why Mr. Dostoyevsky said ten years later that "it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge". It turns out that he really remembered it for a whole ten years... A narrow-minded man is no good! ! !

You are a bit regretful. If you knew it earlier, you should not make such a bad joke. He is silent now, maybe he has already started thinking about how to get revenge on you, okay? ! !

...With his super-normal brainpower, he probably discovered that you were lying a long time ago.

"Tch, that bastard Dazai is still alive after ten years!" Chuya cursed angrily.

"...Mr. Dazai, ten years later, he still didn't admit it." Akutagawa complained in a low voice, but he didn't know that it was deliberately tricked by you ten years later.

"Miss Chacha, what's wrong with your neck?" The innocent boy Atsushi Nakajima activated his skills, "Ask if you don't understand", "Did you get bitten by a mosquito, but ten years later, it should be autumn now..."

"!" You continued to cover your neck subconsciously, and then glared at Tuosi who was not far away, wanting to say something to him, but there were too many people present, so you had to sneak back to your room angrily , pushed the door open and slammed it shut.

"I'm going to find out gossip... No, I'm going to care about Chacha!" As the only one present who is qualified to go to your room openly, Nai Frost followed you into your room.

But Tosi did not catch up with you.

He went back to the second floor.

Because he likes quiet places, you deliberately changed rooms for him.

He is a Dostoevsky who is wiser than ordinary people. Of course, he can tell at a glance that everything you say, whether it is you or you ten years later, is nothing but lies.

As for the truth, he also made a good guess.

Tosi stopped in the deserted corridor on the second floor and looked at the palm of his hand.

...Even if it was him, he would never have imagined that when you suddenly appeared ten years later and saw yourself, you would burst into tears and rush up to hug yourself without saying a word.

"Fyodor, I miss you so much..."

Still saying this.

"You died so miserable, woo woo woo woo...!"

...and such words.

Then, ten years later, you will be surrounded by other people asking about things, especially about milk cream, and you will ask some things that should not be asked, such as "Is my CP he HE?".

The answer she got was: No, I am with Mr. Dazai.

Ten years later, you have been hugging him on tiptoe, pretending to answer everyone's questions, but actually biting his collarbone.Now think about it, ten years later you should want to bite his neck, but you can't reach it because of your height.

In front of many people, it is not easy for him to push you away, nor is he too lazy to expose your lies fabricated without brain thinking.

If what you said ten years later is true, how could you call your CP "Mr. Dazai" but call him "Fyodor"?

Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai, you have today too.

So green, so green.

…When he saw you who came back from ten years later, he finally fully understood what you did just now. It must be what he did to you ten years later, so you will do it just now ten years later. Let something like that happen.

I didn't expect you to remember a grudge for ten years.

Just when Tosi was about to push open the door of his room, he suddenly thought of——

...Wait a minute, according to this, hasn't he also held grudges for ten years?

the other side.

your room.

Cream listened to you describe everything that happened in the past 5 minutes with embellishments.

Cream: "...Why are you still playing P5R ten years later, shouldn't it be P7R?"

You: "...Is this the point! Isn't the point that I was sexually harassed by Mr. Dostoevsky ten years later!"

Milk Cream: "It's okay, anyway, you will come back after being harassed ten years later."

She patted you on the shoulder, and then told you: "Ten years later, you hugged Tuo Si for 5 minutes and never let go. You are too strong. You deserve it."

"...Crap." You pulled down your high-necked shirt, "Help me see if it's bleeding, it hurts so much."

"No, it's just teeth marks." Nai Shuang took a closer look, then quickly took a step back, "Hey, you just feed me dog food... Oh no, this is my CP's candy! My CP sent Candy! By the way, isn’t this the legendary strawberry plant! Long live! Dostoevsky knows how to grow strawberries!”

"Your reflex arc is too long!" You slapped the table, "Who else is CP with him!!! I won't be with him even if I die! I only love my Fei Good dear...!!!"

"But won't you be with him in ten years? You're dead."

"……Grass!"

"I still have a question." Nai Shuang raised her index finger, "If you traveled to the world of the literary hero Little Wild Dog and met Fei Jiaqin in the original novel... Excuse me, would you still love him?"

"...35 or Arai?"

"... Grass! 35!"

"That depends on whether Tuo Si in that world has anything to do with me." You said, "...if I have nothing to do with him, and he won't know me, of course I will still love him, after all, the one I love It's his person, not his face!"

"The first reaction was to ask 35 or Arai, but people from Arai are not qualified to say that!"

"Then let me ask you, if your Mr. Nakaya looked like Pushkin, would you still love him?"

"……………………"

"Look, this is soul torture."

"I choose to give up the chance to answer the question." Milk Frost fell on your bed, "I just want to ask you - do you like Mr. Dostoevsky who is here at the moment?"

"...Don't ask me this kind of question!" You fell down together with Nai Frost, then turned over, hugging Fei Jia's pillow that you put on the bed, "What if I say I like it?" How about it? Is he a person who can fall in love with others... unless he is pierced by the soul of Dazai!"

"But didn't you get all the answers?" Nai Shuang also turned over, holding her chin.

"Mr. Dostoevsky ten years later didn't tell me the exact relationship between me and him." You sighed, "Maybe he took the opportunity to talk nonsense, look, he is best That's the kind of thing."

"And he's Dostoevsky! That monster Dostoevsky! How could he like someone like me..." you continued.

"Look, you're starting again, right?" Nairhuang patted your head and comforted you, "I know what you're going to say next - I'm not good-looking, so I don't deserve him."

"Are you the roundworm in my stomach?"

"...Because you have said it too many times." Nai Frost said, "But I have also told you many times. This is just what you think, and it doesn't mean that other people will think so."

Nairhuang got up, stood on your bed and jumped twice: "Our Chacha is the cutest in the world!"

"... cuter than your wife Matthew?"

"..." Nai Shuang was silent for a second, "The cutest is only second to my wife Matthew."

"Even if you flatter me like that, I won't admit it!" You kicked Nai Frost lightly, "Mr. Dostoevsky and I are people from two different worlds..."

"Being together across the dimensional wall, isn't it destined?" Nai Shuang sat down again, not idle for a moment, "And according to my reasoning, to win the heart of a character like Tuosi, it must be You have to start from an early age..."

"...You're right." As soon as you talked about how to conquer a character like Dostoevsky, you immediately became excited, thinking that Milk Cream was going to discuss with you how to write Mary Sue as usual, "In short To be in his childhood turning point, and then come out of nowhere, I think it's OK."

"Look!" Milk Cream slapped her hands, "Maybe you met Mr. Dostoevsky when you were a child! Think about it carefully, have you ever seen a handsome Russian guy when you were a child?"

"........." You tried to search for the memories of the past in your mind, but to no avail, your memory has always been bad.

"Why don't you go and ask him." Nai Frost pointed to the ceiling and told you like this.

The author has something to say:

Tea Ten Years Later: I think it’s more fun when you were still a child (molested).

Ten years later, Tuo: Well, I also think you (molested) when you were a child are more interesting.

...and had a blast (didn't.

Dazai: It’s so difficult for me, I just lost the connection for a day, why did I suddenly have a green hat?

感谢在2020-01-2320:30:11~2020-01-2415:16:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: what do you count? 10 bottles of biscuits; 5 bottles of doggy;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!