I only like you as a paper man

You were the first to discover that Tosi had fallen ill.

This is no wonder, because almost no one is looking for him except Gogol and Ivan, and the two of them happened to be away that day, so no one would care whether he showed up that day.

You rested that day, you didn’t see him when you had breakfast, you thought he was sleeping late because he stayed up late last night, and the weather was getting colder, and the quilts started to collectively launch a big move to kidnap humans... It’s just that if you get up late Quite normal, after all, the dream of all human beings is to marry a quilt or kotatsu.

There is another possibility, that is, maybe he dropped the line.

In any case, it's really strange that you haven't seen him at noon. You feel a little worried and decide to go to his room after thinking about it for half an hour.

You knocked on the door of his room, but no one answered.

You didn't give up, and you knocked harder, but still no one answered.

After three seconds, there was a knocking sound from the room, as if responding to you.

"Mr. Dostoevsky?" you yelled, trying to open the door to his room, but it was locked.

There was no other movement from inside. He didn't seem to intend to open the door for you, but he didn't seem to refuse you or let you enter the room.

"...I went to get the spare key to open the door?"

Still no response, it should be regarded as the default.

If there are people inside.

You sneaked back into the room to find the spare key, and came to Tosi's room again. When you put the key into the lock, you swallowed, fearing that the sound just now was not made by Tosi, but something else. What kind of creature... like a mouse.

...Although he himself would call himself a mouse, it really shouldn't be confused with the same thing!

You work up the courage to open the door.

The curtains in the room were closed so no light came in.There is no one else in the house except you, Dazai has gone somewhere for a stroll, and the room is extremely quiet, you seem to be able to hear a slightly rapid breathing.

"……Are you OK?"

You close the door, turn on the light, and walk to Tuosi who is lying on the bed, and find that he has buried half of his head in the quilt, curled up and panting heavily.

"I'm fine..." He replied to you in a very low voice, half of his hand was still resting on the side of the bed, and he should have responded to you by tapping on the head of the bed just now.

"Why do you look like you're okay?"

You squatted down, touched his forehead with one hand, and touched your own forehead with the other.

Very hot.

"Mr. Dostoevsky, you have a fever," you tell him.

"Cough...I didn't..."

"Look at you, the burning ones are starting to talk nonsense."

"Look... there's no difference." He imitated your action just now, touching himself with one hand and your forehead with the other, and answered you like this.

"That's because your hands are as hot as your forehead, are you stupid?"

"..." Tuo Si didn't make a sound, turned over with the strength of nine oxen and two tigers, and lay down beside the bed, "Come here."

"Huh?" You didn't think much, you thought he wanted to say something to you, but you were afraid that you wouldn't hear, so you moved closer to him obediently.

Unexpectedly, he leaned forward and pressed his forehead against yours.

"...???"

The distance between you has shortened rapidly without any warning, and if you get any closer, you will kiss.Although it's not like I haven't been closer than this before, but...

"Well, there are still some differences." This state lasted for tens of seconds before he leisurely left you and crawled back under the covers, leaving only you stunned in place with a flushed face.

...? ? ? ? ?

ha……? ? ? ? ?

If it weren't for the fact that he continued to pant after crawling back into bed, and that he had a fever from his appearance, you might not be able to help suspecting that his series of actions just now were all fake.

It seems that he is really sick and stupid.

"...Why is your face so red, Chacha." Tuo Si huddled under the quilt and asked you sullenly.

"Do I still look like a ghost?" You sighed and stood up, feeling like your heart was about to pop out.

"Yes." After finishing speaking, he coughed twice again.

"You have a fever, Mr. Dostoevsky, and I'll get you a thermometer and medicine."

"sorry to bother you……"

You glanced at him, then sprinted to the stairs and sat down, clutching your forehead, trying to calm yourself down.

Dostoevsky, do you know what you are doing!

Could it be because you have been avoiding him recently, so he took the opportunity to take revenge on you?But he has become so sick... However, no matter how you say, he is also the legendary Demon Lord, it is not impossible at all!

"Dostoevsky, you idiot!" You yelled, thinking that he wouldn't be able to hear him if he was insane, and even if he did, he wouldn't be able to do anything to you.

"Dostoevsky, you idiot!" So you continued to shout.

You stabilized your mood, and dug out the medicine box from the warehouse. It was specially prepared by Hasebe in case you fell ill suddenly, but it was not expected that it would be used by Tuo Si first.

Afterwards, you returned to Tosi's room with the medicine kit, turned on the air conditioner for him, took off his coat hanging on the hanger, put it on him, and let him sit on the bed.

"Why do you have a fever, my little ancestor?" You unpacked the thermometer and handed it to him.

"...I'm so weak." Tosi still answered you indiscriminately, just talking nonsense like ordinary people drunk.He tried to take your thermometer and failed to catch it three times, let alone tuck the thermometer back into his armpit himself.

"...All right, all right, don't move."

"...Well." The sick Tuo Si suddenly became obedient, and seemed to trust you very much.

You stood in front of the bed, hesitated for a long time, not knowing what to do.

Should I put my hand in from under the hem of Tuosi's clothes to take his temperature, or should I put my hand in from above his collar to take his temperature?

... What kind of proposition is this, no matter which one you choose, it's like X harassment, okay! ?

"What's the matter...?" Seeing that you hadn't moved for a long time, Tuosi asked you.

"Nothing." You silently moved your gaze down.

Tuosi lowered his eyes along with you, then muttered "I see", grabbed the hem of his clothes with both hands, and was about to lift it up.

"Wow wow wow what are you doing...!" Your first reaction was to cover your eyes, but then you thought something was wrong and grabbed his left hand casually to stop him from moving, "Mr. Dostoevsky, what are you doing?" Why are you really burnt out!!!"

My mother, this intelligence has simply degenerated from 500 to 50, okay?

"Just stretch out your hand if you are obedient!" You helped him rearrange his clothes and ordered him.

Tuosi stretched out his hand obediently, his whole arm was trembling, and it seemed that he couldn't hold on for long.

In a fit of strength, you stretched your hand in from his neckline, found the right position, and ordered him to put his hand down, clamp the thermometer in the armpit, and don't move around.

You sat on the head of his bed and held your forehead, thinking that you must have accidentally touched his chest muscle just now.

Oh no, he's so skinny and has no pecs at all.

"Chacha...cough...cough..."

"what happened?"

"a little cold……"

"Cover it up." You helped him pull up the quilt to cover his chest, "After taking your temperature, drink some hot water and take some medicine, and you can lie down."

"……it is good."

"I'll get you some hot water and get you a hot water bottle by the way."

"……Um."

For some reason, you always have the illusion that you are taking care of a sick elementary school student.

After some fiddling, you stuffed the hot water bottle into Tuo Si's arms and held it for him. It was exactly 5 minutes later, and you reached into his clothes with a blushing face to take out the thermometer.

You thought to yourself, it would be great if someone else was at home at this time, and it wouldn’t be embarrassing if it was a boy who came to help him with this kind of thing... You think about it again, there are not many paper people who are willing to help him with this kind of thing Are you busy?He fell ill and the others wanted to open a bottle of red wine to celebrate, right? ? ?

"How is it?" Tosi's voice was still as small and weak as ever.

"38.4, you really have a fever, wait, I'll get you medicine."

You put away the thermometer, found the antipyretics from the medicine box, looked at the instructions, took out two capsules as mentioned above, and confirmed with Tuo Si: "Are you sure you can swallow medicine in this condition? What if you choke?"

"...then become Snow White."

"...???" You cast a puzzled look at him with a contemptuous look, "Did you play with Dazai for too long and get infected by him???"

"I do not have."

...Who would believe it!

You handed him the medicine and hot water.

Then, you withdrew your hand again, thinking that he really didn't look like he could hold the water glass steadily.

After thinking about it, you put the capsule on the table first (there is a napkin under it, so you don’t have to worry about hygiene), then you hand the water glass to him with one hand, and hold his hand that took the water glass with the other hand , so that he will not be afraid that he will pour it all if he is not sure.

He struggled to put the glass of water to his mouth, and just about to take a sip, he gave up again.

He looked at the steam coming out of the water glass, and then looked at you resentfully.

"..."

"……very hot."

"...Because it's boiling water."

"...hot." I don't know if it was your illusion, his mouth seemed to be pursed for a while, and he called your name again, "Chacha..."

"Okay, I know, I'll just blow it up for you! You are a primary school student!"

Tosi, oh Tosi, did I owe you anything in my previous life?

Thinking like this, you simply crawled onto his bed, grabbed his hand and moved the water glass to your face, and helped him blow up with a "huh, hoh".

"Thank you, I'm sorry to trouble you." Tosi did not forget to thank you.

You can't be happy at all, thinking: this man is not Dostoyevsky, this man is Kisev Yetosto, right?

"Okay, you can drink it." You fiddled for a long time, and finally you can rest.

"...won't you try it for me first?"

"...Don't you try it yourself?"

"...I'm so weak." It's definitely not your illusion this time, the corners of Tosi's mouth slightly raised!

This is abominable!I'm not sorry at all!Russian rice balls!After he recovers from his illness, he will look good! !

You had no choice but to obediently take a sip of boiled water to help him make sure that the boiled water has dropped to a temperature that humans can normally swallow.

"Okay, you can drink it. You should drink some before taking medicine."

"it is good."

You fed him water and swallowed medicine like serving a widowed old man who can’t take care of himself. Fortunately, he didn’t really get the medicine stuck in his throat like Snow White, otherwise you really couldn’t cure him... No, If you think about it carefully, there is still a way, after all, Snow White was awakened by the prince's kiss.

don't want!You must not! !

"...Mr. Dostoevsky, do you know what your behavior just now is called among ordinary people?" While he was unconscious, you decided to bully him for a while, anyway, in this matter you Nothing to lose.

"what?"

"Indirect kissing."

You are secretly happy in your heart, thinking that he will definitely not be able to choke you back now, so let him get entangled in this matter slowly...!Although he probably wouldn't care about it.

What you didn't expect is that even if he has really turned into an emoticon package of "I'm so weak, Tosi Ver.jpg", he can easily choke you back.

I don't know whether he did it on purpose or not. In short, he answered you like this——

"……I know."

The author has something to say:

Tuo, in this BSD world where most people can't resist alcohol, if you can resist alcohol, then you must not be able to resist the disease (random

In this BSD world where most people will suffer mental shock... I will always try to get you mentally retarded once! ! ! (escape

Jiang Zhi in the BSD world: Fingers talk nonsense when they drink too much, Dazai eats poisonous mushrooms, pours Akutagawa in a glass, Ango works overtime until he is stupid... the following is abbreviated (x

感谢在2020-01-2823:21:15~2020-01-2922:53:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: I can have one;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Miaojiao No. [-] handsome;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!