I only like you as a paper man

Oda Sakunosuke accepted the reality.

In the end, there should be no reason to accept or not to accept it, after all, it has become a past that makes him extremely regretful, and everything should be over by then.

My own life and the lives of my children can continue like this. For now, with the help of you and others, it seems that there is not much pressure to start a new life in a different world.

...I always feel that this kind of title seems to be popular in this world, a kind of title called "light novel", such as "I gave up being a killer and quit my job in the mafia, but I traveled to another world to sell milk tea" , "Killer Daddy", and "My Mafia Career Really Has a Problem".

Just like Dazai said, they requisitioned the "combination stronghold" prepared by Fitzgerald in another world without authorization, that is, the room downstairs of your house, and there are even housekeepers who come to manage things, etc. worry.

The happiest person about finally not having to live with the brats was Dostoevsky.

Unlike other paper people who don't hate dealing with children and can tease them, he doesn't like creatures like children... It doesn't seem right to say that, after all, he loves all humans equally ( Osamu Dazai doesn’t count, this must be named and emphasized), he doesn’t hate children, he just doesn’t like children making trouble around him.

He should be thankful that his room is on the second floor of your house, and the children's room is just downstairs, and it can also use headphones to physically isolate the sound.If, instead, the children's room was upstairs from him... he might be rendered insane.

So facing your question "Mr. Dostoevsky, have your dark circles become heavier?", he can only answer: ... yes.

As for Akutagawa, although he cursed and said "I will kill you", but because the children always praised him for being strong, he was actually secretly happy.

After you told Nai Frost about this, she immediately flew over one by one.

"Seriously, why don't you marry Oda Saku."

"What's the matter with you saying such explosive words from the very beginning!" You slapped the table angrily, scolding Nai Shuang, "Although... Actually, I also think this is a good proposal!"

Dazai who happened to be passing by outside the door: ...?

"Right, look, Odasaku, a good family man."

"It's a pity that no one is perfect. Just like Fei Jiaqin, who is good but sickly and weak, Mr. Oda has raised too many children. If you marry him, you will become a full-time housewife... No, a full-time nanny, right?"

Tuosi who happened to pass by outside the door: ………?

"Yes, you are right, no one is perfect, although Mr. Chuya is good everywhere..."

"It's a pity that it's only 1.6 meters."

Chuya who happened to pass by outside the door: ...?

"But that's Oda Sakunosuke after all!"

"You're right, but that's Oda Sakunosuke after all!"

Oda Sakunosuke who happened to pass by outside the door: "...What are you all doing here?"

"Pour tea."

"Find something to eat."

"……walk."

"Is this a tourist attraction?" Odasaku, who can't complain, couldn't help complaining again.

Hearing the movement outside the door, you and Cream started whispering.

"They make wool?"

"I don't know, let's eavesdrop." Nairhuang replied.

"...Damn it, wouldn't Mr. Dostoevsky hear my hilarious again! I'm going to die!"

"Well, you're dead." Nai Shuang said mercilessly.

"By the way, are we off topic again?"

"What is our topic?"

Saying that, Nai Frost took out a notebook from her bag.

"Good question."

In fact, there is nothing serious about it at all, she just came to your house to chat with you.

By the way, let's take a look at his Mr. Chuya.

If Zhong Yuanzhong also knew that he was the one who was "passed by", he would definitely start to doubt life again.

Those who were stumped by Oda Sakunosuke's unintentional words dispersed.

Sigma took the opportunity to grab some refreshments and knocked on your door.

"Miss Chacha, Miss Cream, I have prepared some snacks for you."

"It's Sigma, come in!" You jumped out of bed to open the door for Sigma, and then closed it after he came in, throwing all the messy notebooks on the table on the bed, "Do you want to eat with us?"

"No, please don't pay attention to me." Sigma smiled, and put the tray on the table you forcibly cleared.

If you stay in your room for a long time, it is likely that Tuosi will take revenge again.

Yes, this happened about a month ago—

To put it simply, when the milk tea shop was still being renovated, your house was attacked by cockroaches.

It was a miserable day, because Tuosi and Dazai, who saw the cockroaches, tacitly hid behind you in the first moment.

you:………………?

Regardless of Dazai Osamu, you devil Dostoevsky, indeed, no one is perfect, and the worm is super powerful. Dostoevsky, who is so dignified with his mouth and lawsuits for seconds, is afraid of cockroaches.

Ha ha!Mr. Dostoevsky!You have today too!Just wait, let me protect you weak and kind Russian fan...

Just when you are about to spread your arms on your hips and laugh wildly, you are ready to take this opportunity to mock this stinky man who eats, drinks, lives, and uses the air conditioner in your house every day.

however.

Grass, you forgot, you are also afraid of cockroaches! ! !

"Mr. Dostoyevsky, are you a man!!!" Osamu Dazai and Dossi are hiding behind you, and each of them is holding your shoulder, so you can't move, and you can't hide. You can only use your petite body of 1.5 meters as a shield for these two big men over 1.8 meters.

"He's not, I am." Osamu Dazai answered quickly.

"Dazai-kun, no, Dazai-kun who calls himself Snow White, I don't think you have the right to say such things."

"You're not much better, Fyodor, the officials have arranged for you to be a Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"...Historically, the gender of Guanyin Bodhisattva has been widely debated, Dazai-kun."

"But in Japan, where the author of the literary giant Oogoo lives, she is a woman!"

"Even so, I can only be called the hat I was forced to put on, and you call yourself Snow White, Dazai-kun."

"I don't care if you are a man or a woman, whether you are someone else's clay sculpture of you or your clay sculpture of yourself! Stop arguing and think of a way!"

You are about to break down.

And the two big men behind you are silent.

Then, Nairang, who happened to come out of the bathroom, saw this scene, without saying a word, immediately rolled up her sleeves, picked up a roll of magazines on the washing machine, and slapped it on the ground without hesitation.

Although it is very handsome, it is a pity that it was not photographed.

"Grandma, grandma, grandma, frost, it's coming here!" You screamed when you found that the cockroaches hadn't been wiped out.

As we all know, as long as you find a cockroach in your home, it can show that there are a bunch of cockroaches in your home.

One survived, and the other rose again.

You looked at the two cockroaches that appeared in your line of sight and almost fainted on the spot.Normally you can still run, but if you are dragged by two big men, you can't even run.

Fortunately, today's grocery shopping service, Zhong Yuanzhong, is also back.

He took a look at the situation at home, threw the large and small plastic bags on the table without saying a word, rolled up the flyer in his hand, and then joined forces with Milk Cream for a double kill.

After the cockroach was dealt with, you were furious and crazily hammered Dossie's chest with your small fist, shouting as you hammered back: "Mr. Dostoevsky! What kind of man are you! How dare you hide behind me, a weak girl?" I want to break up with Fei Jia in person!"

Osamu Dazai on the side clapped his hands and sighed: "Maybe this is the legendary Zhulian Nine Clans."

Gogol, who had been watching the show upstairs and witnessed the whole process, came downstairs belatedly, clapping his hands and sighing, "Maybe this is the legend that one family does not stay in one house."

Tosi said calmly: "I am me, Fei Jiaqin is Fei Jiaqin, isn't this your theory, Chacha?"

"..." You calmed down for a few seconds, imagining the scene where Fei Jia hid behind the girl when he was afraid of cockroaches, and then exclaimed again: "...It's so cute, I can't do it!!! Fei Jia is sure enough Kiss is my favorite! Even after 800 years, I won't get out of the hole!!!"

Summary: Sure enough, they are treated differently. The paper man is different from the inflated paper man. After all, the paper man will never use you as a shield.

...okay, that's not the point.

The point is to punish Tosi, you punished him to go out to buy pesticides.

Before Tuo Si went out, Sigma kindly reminded him: "Ah, please don't buy XX insecticide, this will cause Miss Chacha's allergic reaction."

After hearing this, Tosi turned around and looked at Sigma with an expression of "Why are you making it look like you are the main palace?", which made Sigma choke speechlessly, and finally only choked out a sentence: "...that, I was giving You are cheating."

The reply was: "What are you talking about, Mr. Sigma, I didn't say anything."

...he must have held a grudge.

Sigma thought so.

He obviously didn't confess to you, and you weren't officially together, but he had an attitude of "Chacha is my property", which made Sigma sigh repeatedly: Miss Chacha, you are really miserable.

There are also a few hints of complaining that you have a bad eye for men.

After Tosi went out obediently, Osamu Dazai turned on the microphone.

"Sigma, Sigma, are you Chacha's son or mother!"

Sigma was startled, and almost became his own name symbol "Σ": "I don't think it's any of them!"

Gogol then said: "If Sigma is the mother, then it is the little mother, after all, the gravity is the real mother!!!"

Akutagawa, who came belatedly, also interjected || into the topic: "Cough... Actually, I also think that Mr. Nakaya is everyone's mother."

Chuya, who has been cueed for a long time: "Have you talked your brains! Akutagawa, don't talk nonsense with me! Are you designed by such a person!? And where did you put Hasebe!"

"Heh." You sneered, "Hasebe is already at the level of mother's boss."

Chuya: "Mom grows...? What is this!?"

You: "Have you watched "The Promised Neverland"? It's at the level of grandma!"

Gogol: "Hahahaha this way everyone can be sold... Hey, me? Of course I want to run away and seek freedom!"

You: "Hasebe must be eager to ship all of you! Especially Mr. Dazai and Mr. Dostoevsky!"

Dazai: "Oh? I think if I join forces with Fyodor, it will be easy to destroy all the ghosts."

Cream: "All ghosts will be wiped out, "The Promised Neverland", the end."

You: "It's turned into a ghost."

Cream: "...grass."

"But, why is it mom? Everyone is male, so no matter what, it should be dad, right?" Atsushi Nakajima, who had been silent for a long time after watching you mess around, also spoke.

"Human and tiger boy, you don't understand this, only women can become mothers is bound by secular opinions!"

Sigma glanced at Dun, then at Gogol, and asked, "So you're going to be a mother for your freedom...?"

Gogol choked, and it took him a while to answer Sigma, "...that's fine."

....................................

↑ This has happened before.

By the way, Nai Frost had a heated discussion with you about "If Zhong is also your mother, then what am I you", but failed to reach a conclusion.

Well, it seems to be far away.

Sigma sighed, a little unable to understand Tosi's strong possessiveness, after all, his possessiveness is inversely proportional to his actual performance.

He stood up.

Just as he was about to leave, his attention fell on Nairhuang's notebook.

In the middle of the open notebook, there was a note.

The moment he saw that piece of paper, he felt his heartbeat suddenly stop, and even your voices who were talking about irrelevant topics gradually became inaudible.

He didn't know how long it took to recover.

Just when he was about to tell you and Cream to "never let Dostoevsky see this"—

"Cream Little..."

I saw Nairhuang crumpled the slip of paper with the name of her Mengqing LO skirt written all over it, and threw it into the trash can.

"I forgot that there was such a thing. I bought all the skirts on it, and I can just throw them away."

"You are so rich, rich woman hug me."

"Okay, let's hug you!" Nairhuang hugged you, then asked Sigma, "Sigma, did you want to say something just now?"

Sigma glanced at the note in the trash can with a complicated expression, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence:

"...No, nothing."

The author has something to say:

Surely even Dostoevsky had something to fear! ! ! ! (nonsense

感谢在2020-02-0620:50:38~2020-02-0822:44:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the deep-water torpedo: 1 dried pork;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Mingyan;

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: I can have one;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of banlei; 1 bottle of nisphy;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!