Mansangzi

Lu Bupo slept in anger and woke up in the middle of the night suffocated by urine.He got out of bed in a daze and went to the bathroom. Lu Bupo squinted his eyes and returned to the bed after finishing the work. He woke up suddenly just after falling asleep.Two seconds later, he sat up, and the person sleeping next to him turned his head to look at him, and sat up slowly.

"I'm sorry." Lu Bupo was very surprised by the other party's first words, and half of his pent-up anger disappeared in an instant.

"Where did you go? Don't say a word. Uncle Xuanyuan is angry because he can't see you, and I have to cover you. Tell me where you are going in the future, so that I don't know how to explain it when others ask me." After blaming him, Lu Bupo turned on the light. What surprised him was that Xuanyuan Zhan not only didn't take off his coat, but also looked like he had fought with someone.

"I'm sorry." Xuanyuan Zhan stretched out his hand, and Lu Bupo was shocked again. Was this person stimulated by something? Why is his attitude so good?He reached out to shake hands with the other party, completely forgiving the guy's inexplicable disappearance tonight.

Xuanyuan Zhan, who spent a night venting with his teammates, took off his dirty coat after apologizing and lay down to rest.He lost his mind tonight, this is not a good sign for him, he should be more calm, that's why he took the initiative to apologize to Mansangzi.But after playing for one night, he was very comfortable. Since he served as the guard of Mansangzi, he hasn't played with his teammates for a long time.

Seeing that Xuanyuan Zhan seemed to be going to sleep, Lu Bupo did not feel sleepy, mainly because he remembered what was under the pillow.Since he couldn't sleep, the guy who made him sleepless would certainly not want to sleep either.

"Xuanyuan Zhan, did you fight with someone at night?"

"Competing with teammates." Xuanyuan Zhan replied with his eyes closed.

"Have you sparred all night?" Lu Bupo didn't believe it.

"Ah."

Lu Bupo turned around: "Didn't you go to a nightclub to meet girls?"

Xuanyuan Zhan opened his eyes: "What do you mean?"

"You don't even understand this?" Lu Bupo couldn't help shaking his head, "It's just a pick-up. You don't have nightclubs here, do you?"

Xuanyuan Zhan sat up, with two words "don't understand" written on his face.

Not really.Lu Bupo, who would occasionally sneak out to nightclubs behind his mother's back, sneered: "Look at you, you don't have it here. Haha, nightclubs are places for supper at night."

"What do you mean by picking up a crush and picking up a girl?" Xuanyuan Zhan is not so easy to fool.

"Hehe, hehehe," Lu Bupo said calmly, "To pick up girls, hehe, to pick up girls is to chat with girls. Picking up girls also means that, but it's just another way of saying it."

"I don't know how to chat with women." Xuanyuan Zhan immediately said seriously.

Lu Bupo's eyes widened, and he subconsciously thought, "Are you gay?"

Xuanyuan Zhan remained silent.

"No way!" Lu Bupo jumped up from the bed, "Xuanyuan Zhan, you actually like men! Wow! It's so exciting!" His head was a little dizzy, Xuanyuan Zhan actually likes men!Wow! !Don't fall in love with him, he only likes beautiful women.

"I don't like men. What does it mean to be gay?"

Lu Bupo almost fell under the bed, he looked at Xuanyuan Zhan blankly, and murmured: "Why don't you chat with women if you don't like men?"

"Why should I chat with women?"

Lu Bupo wanted to buy a piece of tofu.He waved his hand feebly: "It's because my thoughts are impure and wrong. It's all right. You'd better not know what homosexuality means, so as not to pollute you. I'm going to sleep, good night."

After turning off the sensor light, Lu Bupo, who was dizzy, covered himself up. This time, he made a big embarrassment. Fortunately, Xuanyuan Zhan, a stupid goose, doesn't know what homosexuality means, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

"What do you mean being gay?" Someone tugged at his quilt.

Lu Bupo wrapped himself tightly, and said in a muffled voice, "It's nothing interesting. I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep. Good night, good night." Huhu, huhuhu.

"What does homosexuality mean?" Xuanyuan Zhan continued to ask persistently, even tearing off Lu Bupo's quilt to reveal his head.

"I won't tell you!" Lu Bupo pulled back the quilt and refused to answer.

"Tell me." Pull.

"no.

"I want to know." Twitch.

"Do not pull.This guy is getting bolder!How dare you disobey the order of your "ancestor"!

"Please tell me." Pull.Why do you say it will pollute him?

"I don't want to talk about it." Pull.Although his mother is a Tanmei novelist, he is still an innocent boy, okay?Lu Bupo, who had turned into a silkworm chrysalis, rolled up the quilt and fled towards the bed.

Xuanyuan Zhan went to bed, hugging the fleeing silkworm chrysalis with both hands: "Please tell me, Xiao Po, what is homosexuality? Why does it pollute me?"

"Ahhh, I don't want to say it! It's not a good thing, why do you need to know everything." The silkworm chrysalis struggled desperately, Xuanyuan Zhan hugged him even tighter, and one person and one chrysalis twisted into a ball on the bed.

"Wow", the slight sound of paper stopped Xuanyuan Zhan's movements.The "silkworms" in the silkworm chrysalis also stopped, and quickly got out of the cocoon.I saw Xuanyuan Zhan's long legs, no, his stinky feet were buried in Lu Bupo's pillow.

"Have you washed your feet yet! Take your feet out!"

Xuanyuan Zhan pulled his foot out and let go of Lu Bupo, but he took the pillow away without permission.Under the pillow is a stack of papers full of words, and a very familiar thing that should be placed on the "Hope".Xuanyuan Zhan picked up the stack of papers, and he was fascinated by the neatly written words on the paper.A closer look reveals that these are just individual characters, not sentences or poems.

The silkworm nest curled its lips unwillingly in the chrysalis, and said, "That's for you. Don't you want to practice calligraphy? I wrote a copybook for you, and you can practice according to it. Originally, it was for you tonight. , In the end, you went to find someone to fight."

Xuanyuan Zhan turned his head suddenly, with excitement on half of his face, and Lu Bupo even felt that half of his mechanical face was shaking.The adult waved his hand without remembering the fault of the villain, and Lu Bupo said: "Don't thank me too much. You ran away without saying a word, and I wasn't going to give it to you. For the sake of your sincere apology, I don't care about you." Lah. Hmph, I only wrote half of it for you, if you behave well in the future, I will give you the other half; if you still bully me and mess with me, I won’t give you.”

"Thank you." Xuanyuan Zhan stretched out his right hand.

"How can you shake hands with thankful people?" Lu Bupo patted Xuanyuan Zhan's hand lightly, and an evil thought flashed in his heart.He cupped his fists and said like the ancients: "Thank you for doing this."

Xuanyuan Zhan immediately put down the stack of papers, clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Lu Bupo covered his stomach and laughed, this guy is so funny.

He could see that he was being teased by the other party, but Xuanyuan Zhan was still very happy. Although he didn't show it directly, he picked up the stack of papers and touched them lightly, his eyes could not be calm for a long time.Lu Bupo kicked Xuanyuanzhan in a disconcerting way: "Go down, I'm going to sleep." Xuanyuanzhan immediately got out of bed and got on his bed, still holding the stack of papers in his hand.Seeing that he still couldn't fall asleep for a while, Lu Bupo put the pillow back and fell asleep with his head covered.His anger is not so easy to dissipate, let's talk about playing the flute later. ☆Book☆Fragrant☆Family☆No. This time Lu Bupo fell asleep very quickly. After he fell asleep, Xuanyuan Zhan turned off the sensor light, sat cross-legged on the bed, and stared at the sleeping person with the stack of papers in his hand. Until dawn.

……

When he woke up the next day, Xuanyuan Zhan was no longer in the room.Lu Bupo didn't worry about what happened to him.He took a leisurely shower, changed his clothes, washed his underwear, and threw his coat in the bucket for Gulu to wash.No matter whether human beings are on the earth or on an alien planet, there is one thing that is absolutely indispensable, and that is the washing machine.Of course, the washing machine here is much more advanced than that of Lu Bupo's time on Earth.Here, clothes are washed vertically, not twisted.

Humming Kunqu opera and leaving the bedroom, Lu Bupo was taken aback by the situation outside the door, should he hide in the room?

"Xiao Po." Bie Lin stepped forward, begging, "Can you also write me a copybook?"

"Xiao Po." Luo Bo stepped forward, begging, "Can you also write a copybook for me?"

"Xiao Po." Shen Yang stepped forward, begging, "Can you also write a copybook for me?"

"Gulu." Gulu stepped forward and asked with a straight face, "Gulu, Gulu? (What do you want for breakfast?)"

Lu Bupo backed away in horror: "How do you know?!"

Bie Lin said: "Colonel Xuanyuan is practicing calligraphy, we saw it."

Lu Bupo's still sore right hand was a little cramped. He leaned against the door and wailed, "I'm going to lose my hand writing that copy. Why don't you take his copy and make a copy. Don't tell me you don't have any here. Copiers or something."

The three of them spoke at the same time depressedly: "Colonel Xuanyuan won't give it to us."

"I'm fucked." Lu Bupo almost swears.Rolling up his sleeves, he pushed Shen Yang and Luo Bo away and strode towards the study: "I'll get it for you." He didn't want his hands to be ruined.

Threats, lures and intimidation, Lu Bupo finally asked for the copybook from the petty Xuanyuan Zhan, and under Xuanyuan Zhan's supervision and "protection", he asked Luo Bo to print four copies. Why four copies?There was another copy from Charlie King (she was embarrassed to ask Lu Bupo for it).As soon as the last copy was printed, Xuanyuan Zhan snatched his "authentic handwriting" away, and then hid in the study without seeing anyone.Although Luo Bo and the others also wanted the original handwriting, but seeing Xiao Po's face was not good, they held back, took their printed copies and went to their own rooms to bury themselves in practicing calligraphy.

Lu Bupo went to the kitchen and had breakfast with Gulu, guessing that the main force should be arriving, he rubbed his teeth and thought about today's review class.Before he even got out of the kitchen, he was taken aback.

"Xiao Po, can you also write a copybook for us?" The large troops blocking the kitchen door said in unison.

shock! "You are going to find Xuanyuan Zhan!"

"He ran away."

Cheapskate! !Lu Bupo looked up to the sky and roared angrily: "You take carrots and print theirs."

"We want Xiaopo to write it himself." Everyone wants the authentic one.

"I rely on!"

Lu Bupo couldn't hold back this time.Xuanyuan Zhan is an out-and-out traitor!Betray him every time!