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Early the next morning, when Xie Lichen got up, he saw Rong Jin standing in the living room... No, to be precise, he was standing on his head in the living room, muttering, "Balaja, Balajabala... "

Xie Lichen shook his head, pinched himself to make sure he was awake, and walked a few more steps.indeed!Rong Jin stood on his head with a blank face and read, "Balaja Balaja..."

Xie Lichen couldn't help laughing, and looked at Rong Jin's chest, "In your situation, you probably don't need Braga in this life...

Rong Jin slowly lowered his legs forward, then stood up... Xie Lichen whistled, his flexibility was first-rate!

"What Braga?" Rong Jin was puzzled, and reached out to wipe off his sweat with a towel beside him, "Baraja means patience."

"Patience?" Xie Lichen was puzzled, "Which language did it come from?"

"The Lu language of the Wa people in Xili."

Rong Jin clearly saw Xie Lichen roll his eyes, and smiled slightly, "I lied to you."

The corner of Xie Lichen's mouth twitched again.

"This is the password of the special forces. Every commander must have his own unique password. In this way, when leading a special forces operation, you only need to teach your team members the temporary password, and the operation will be very convenient for communication."

Xie Lichen went to the refrigerator and took out a carton of milk, and asked, "You have been in the special forces for so long, have you ever encountered such embarrassing things as forgetting your password?" .

Rong Jin looked at him blankly, and said after a long time, "I told you, don't joke with me!"

Xie Lichen raised his eyebrows, "You were driving yourself just now."

Rong Jin was stunned.

Xie Lichen clapped his hands, "Here, you are embarrassed!"

Rong Jin gave him a blank look, snatched his milk, opened it and drank it himself, "I was just off work, you got up, so I went to work!" After finishing speaking, he turned on the TV to watch the news.

The news said that a NATO oil tank truck exploded, and Rong Jin curled his lips, "The mountains in Pakistan are the only way to enter Afghanistan. Afghanistan is mountainous, and the oil tank trucks driving there are simply used as bombs for terrorists."

"That's why most of the tankers are local civilians." Xie Lichen turned to watch the entertainment news, "By the way, I'm going to the studio to shoot a film this morning, and I'll go to a fashion show at noon, but I can leave after showing my face. Eat. Go to shoot photo albums in the afternoon, go to advertising fashion in the evening... basically everything will be fine, I will be back before midnight, and we will have a late-night snack."

Xie Lichen talked about the general arrangement, but Rong Jin rolled his eyes.

Xie Lichen's eyelids twitched, knowing that he was going to be picky again, and sure enough...

"Your concept of time is too bad!" Rong Jin clicked his tongue twice, "Please be precise to the time, and don't use such general and subjective words as morning and afternoon!"

"You can't say that." Xie Lichen yawned. At this moment, someone knocked on the door, so he walked over to open it.

"Stop!" Rong Jin shouted.

Xie Lichen looked up at the sky and sighed, "Rong Tutu, you seem like a middle-aged woman who doesn't like anything in menopause!"

As soon as he heard the word rabbit, Rong Jin immediately darkened his face, "I will open the door from now on, you rookie is too vigilant when opening the door!"

After finishing speaking, Rong Jin came over, saw Xie Lichen biting his mouth as if he wanted to say something, so he asked, "What do you want to say?"

Xie Lichen struggled for a long time and finally took a deep breath, smiled at Rong Jin, "Baraja!"

……

Rong Jin looked out from the cat's eyes, opened a crack in the door, and heard someone outside say, "We are from IKEA, and the flaming red lips that Mr. Xie ordered have arrived."

Rong Jin blinked and looked at the huge kraft paper box behind the workers wearing hats and blue uniforms. He was puzzled, "What? Who is in the same family as you?"

"Uh..." The workers suppressed a smile, "Sir, we are from IKEA. Mr. Xie ordered a big bed with flaming red lips, and it arrived today."

"I ordered it." Xie Lichen said to Rong Jin, and several staff members wanted to carry the bed in, but Rong Jin stopped him, "Wait, do you have your ID card?"

"Uh... yes." Several staff members took out their ID cards tremblingly.

Xie Lichen took a look, "Work permit?"

No work permit but a work card.

"What's the slogan of IKEA?" Rong Jin asked suddenly.

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The four staff members looked at each other, and one of them clapped their hands, "I love IKEA and love life!"

"wrong!"

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"Just a reminder." Rong Jin remained vigilant, "Life starts at home!"

Several staff squeezed together for a long time, "Home, the most important place in the world!"

"Well, I barely passed." Rong Jin looked at the box and said to Xie Lichen, "Bring my box."

Xie Lichen didn't quite understand, so he went to lift the box...but he didn't lift it.

A contemptuous smile appeared on Rong Jin's face.Xie Lichen was so angry, he took a deep breath and tried to mention... still can't mention it, I can't believe it!Such a small box.

"There is a magnetic pole anti-theft system, rookie!" Rong Jin rolled his eyes at him, "Turn off the switch next to it!"

Xie Lichen looked down, and there was indeed a switch.Heart said, sick!The suitcase is also magnetically anti-theft. Do I need to install a missile defense system on the roof of my house?Lifting the box over, Rong Jin took out a metal detector from it, and everyone froze for a moment.

After checking the whole bed from beginning to end, Rong Jin found that everything was safe, so he asked someone to carry the bed in, and after removing the box...Rong Jin stared at the bed and became dazed.

Xie Lichen asked the workers to carry the original bed away, and after closing the door, he walked to the big bed of "Flaming Red Lips", and lay down on the bed, "I have wanted this bed for a long time."

Rong Jin looked at the huge bed, it was a double bed, the shape of the bed was like a woman's red lips, it could sleep two people.

Rong Jin immediately protested, "Why is there only one bed, I refuse to sleep on the sofa!"

"Who told you to sleep on the sofa?" Xie Lichen got up, combed his hair and changed his clothes, "This bed is for one person, I will give you the left half and the right half for you, and I will ask Wende to bring you the quilt and pillow later."

"Why should I sleep in the same bed with you? What about the bed you just had? Put it in the living room and I'll sleep well."

"That will destroy the beauty of my room." Xie Lichen pointed to Rong Jin, then pointed to himself, "It's up to you." After speaking, he changed his clothes, "Get ready, let's go right away.

Rong Jin looked at his watch, "Wait a minute, we'll be here in 5 minutes."

"What?" Xie Lichen was puzzled, "Do you have a courier?"

"Well, my weapons and equipment will be delivered."

"Weapon..." Xie Lichen bared his teeth, "What do you want to do? I'm just an actor!"

"You are a black crow!" Rong Jin corrected, "Don't worry, it's just some basic equipment."

Soon, someone brought up three or four huge boxes.

After Rong Jin signed for it, he didn't take it apart, but went downstairs with Xie Lichen and got into the car.Just as he put on his seat belt, Xie Lichen's phone rang.

"Xie Lichen!" Cao Wende was on the other end of the phone, "You idiot!"

……

Xie Lichen looked at the sky, why did he suddenly feel that his idiot index had risen to another level after Rong Jin came.

"Anderson is a world-class top director, you dare to throw him in the studio for a whole day, I will kill you!" Cao Wende became furious and shouted, "You show up in the studio immediately, within 30 seconds. "

"30 seconds?! So far..."

"No problem." Rong Jin finally heard a somewhat challenging task, his blood boiled instantly, and he stepped on the accelerator... The car flew out.

"Wow!" Xie Lichen grabbed the seat belt, and could only call the Bodhisattva to bless him.

The car rushed into the shooting site on time at No.30 seconds, and stopped at the door of the studio with a powerful braking system. The director jumped and scolded the photographer, "Why didn't such a cool action be photographed!"

Rong Jin let out a long sigh of enjoyment, and patted the steering wheel of the top sports car, "The only thing worthy of praise in this pile of scrap metal is its speed!"

When Xie Lichen got off the car, he felt that he was not getting off the car but directly off the roller coaster, and he could immediately participate in Walking in the Clouds...

Today's play is the climax of the play.The perverted killer played by Xie Lichen had to successfully evade the police's pursuit, circumvent numerous security guards, and kill a key witness.

Rong Jin's arrival aroused speculation among the crowd.

Xie Lichen went to read the script, and rehearsed today's moves with the martial arts instructor.Rong Jin stood by with nothing to do, and during this time, staff from N film and television companies came up and asked him if he wanted to act.

Rong Jin shook his head and refused, "I am Xie Lichen's bodyguard."

Everyone couldn't help but feel that it was a pity that it would be a waste of such a handsome bodyguard... But at the same time, many people doubted it.Rong Jin didn't look very burly, and he didn't feel like a bodyguard at all. In addition, his outstanding appearance made people wonder, could it be Xie Lichen's little lover who brought him by his side in the name of a bodyguard?

Seeing that Xie Lichen had returned, the director felt much better. He was serious about filming today's content, and the scriptwriter was talking to the extras.

Soon, Chang Ji came over with a sign, and everyone was ready.

"No.90 seven games! Start."

Rong Jin looked up, and saw that a car was being attacked at the gate of a building.The car stopped, and several bodyguards in black protected a short and fat old man to get out of the car. They ran into the building together. Xie Lichen was about to appear.

Before the director called out, Rong Jin suddenly said, "Rookie!"

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Xie Lichen stood not far away, heard it clearly, and raised his forehead.

"What rookie?" Anderson asked Rong Jin puzzled.

Rong Jin pointed to the bodyguards, "How could the bodyguards park the car in this standard sniper position? If there are no obstacles around, it is impossible for the witness to get out of the car without wearing a piece of clothing to block his face. Two groups of people will be separated to distract the snipers. These bodyguards don't stand upright, the guns they hold look like props, and they move slowly and have a poor sense of direction. Some of them even dare to look around, and their actions are completely No one to command, super rookie! A well-trained chengguan can kill all of you."

……

"Ah……"

After about ten seconds of silence, the screenwriter was the first to draw over.

"Ahem." Xie Lichen hurried over and said to the director, "I'm sorry, director."

"and many more!"

The director waved his hand at Xie Lichen and asked Rong Jin, "Then...how do you mean this part?"

Rong Jin raised his eyebrows, admiring the director's open-minded and studious attitude, and walked over.He took the gun from one of the extras, and patted his arm, "That's not how you hold the gun!" Then, he pulled the bolt and picked up the gun and stood beside him, "It's like this."

"Wow……"

All the female staff on the sidelines applauded collectively, "So handsome!"

"Don't pull the bolt out of the car, do you think you are handsome?" Rong Jin reprimanded sharply, "You should have the gun ready before getting out of the car."

Seeing a hippie smile on one of them, Rong Jin frowned and pointed to the side, "Push up [-] times, and every time I do it, I will hear your voice of admitting your mistake!"

"Ahem." Xie Lichen stretched out his hand and grabbed Rong Jin's shoulder, "Oh, you're too deep into the drama."

Rong Jin slowed down, "Oh...then reduce you by half, 150 strokes."

"No way... I can't even do it fifty times." The extras yelled.

"As a man, is it something to be proud of if you can't do fifty push-ups?" Rong Jin said seriously, "Or are you a woman?"

"What did you say?" The man opened his eyes wide and wanted to teach Rong Jin a lesson, Rong Jin raised his foot and kicked him on the knee, "Assaulting the instructor, disobeying orders, expulsion, shutting down the small black room for a week, no Eat and drink only 20cc of water a day!"

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"Ah!" The women screamed louder.

Xie Lichen felt that his status as number one idol was about to be shaken.

"Who else dares to say that he can't even do fifty push-ups?!" Rong Jin asked sharply, "I keep you alive to serve the motherland and not to waste food!"

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As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Lichen covered his mouth, apologized to everyone, and was about to drag him out.

All the men in the audience bowed their heads and did not speak. The director pointed at Rong Jin while rubbing his fat stomach, "Wait a minute, I like him, so you fucking act!"

Xie Lichen felt that he was going crazy, so he let go of his hands helplessly.

Rong Jin looked at the director and gave him a thumbs up, "Well, good job, pure man!"

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During the whole day of rehearsal afterwards, the whole crew was full of masculinity...Of course, the shooting was also very smooth.