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know where this is. "

where is this place?This is the Jingyan Pavilion in Wushengzhuang!

Taking a deep breath, Prince Bao has come to his senses. Obviously, this farce will spread to the three families as quickly as possible.

--THAN--

Gossip time:

Dear viewers, what kind of sparks will be ignited in the super showdown between King Jing and An Yu?Are they hidden masters, or are they veritable family idiots?What kind of challenges will Prince Bao face in the competition between the two?

Facing the aggressive marriage of the two, what means will he use?In this triangle relationship, where will the three fall in love in the end?Qi Shizi betrayed Prince Bao, what will happen to him?Is there something hidden behind all this?Who will be the main messenger?All the answers are answered in "Another Day of a Certain Year, Certain Month, and Certain Year".Please focus on April Fool's Day [-].Next year at this moment, let us meet here~

Episode [-]: "Another day in a certain year and month"

After the list was drawn up, Xuanyuan sent people to buy it, and the atmosphere in Jingyan Pavilion became frozen again.An Yu rolled her eyes, and said with a smile, "I didn't buy everything so quickly, so it's all right. My friend, why don't you measure your figure first, and save time."

Prince Jing snorted.Xuanyuandai explained: "Uncle Jing said that Xiaoyun was a child he grew up with, and he knew the size without measuring it."

"In this case, in order to show fairness, I should measure it first." An Yu smiled gracefully and charmingly, making the maid who came in to serve tea blush. Holding Prince Bao's hand, he was about to go to the secret room.

Prince Jing hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, opened his mouth, but forced himself not to speak, and glanced at Prince Bao with an aggrieved face.Fu stared at An Yu, raised his eyelids, and asked wordlessly, "What are you doing?"

"In order for the clothes to fit, of course you have to make the most accurate measurements. I'm afraid it would be embarrassing to measure my friends outside~"

Most accurate measurement?That's naked!Prince Jing couldn't allow it, so he hurriedly grabbed Prince Bao's other hand, not allowing him to go in.While tugging and tugging, only two sounds of "唰—唰——" were heard, and Prince Bao abandoned him with both hands and sleeves.

Prince Bao looked up at the sky, as if he was numb to everything outside, the cold air around him became stronger and stronger, the rocks pierced through the sky, the waves crashed on the shore, and thousands of piles of snow were rolled up.

Prince Jing and An Yu were dumbfounded, each holding half of his sleeves, shrugging their shoulders in silence, for fear that if they were not careful, they would become one of the many heroes in the picturesque world.

Is the volcanic eruption more terrible or the iceberg calving more terrible?All the people present were speculating in their hearts, and they all felt that the old saying "Han starts from the soles of the feet" could not be more correct!

Fortunately, there was a knock on the door at this time.

"Report, my lord, the cloth has been bought."

The first step is to cut the fabric.

Prince Jing picked up the ruler and the powder marker, poking at the cloth while thinking.The fabric he chose was Biyunyun, which was soft, breathable and smooth, and felt very good to the touch. When Xiaoyun put it on, it would feel as if his own hands were caressing him.Thinking about it, I couldn't help laughing.

An Yu didn't dare to ask Prince Bao for a measurement.Seeing that Prince Jing next to him had painted more than half of it, he frowned and thought about it. He simply spread out the whole piece of cloth and looked up at Prince Bao. Fold the drawn half of the fabric in half and start cutting.

After cutting for a while, I found that the area drawn by the cloth is too large, and it seems not easy to press down and cut two pieces of cloth that are the size of a human figure.

He continued to raise his eyebrows gracefully, flicked the fabric in his hands, filled with true energy, bundled the fabric into a stick, and stretched the fabric stiffly, An Yu picked up the scissors and quickly twisted out two pieces of identical fabric.

Prince Jing is also cutting materials.It's just that although the blue wisp cloud is a good material, it's too soft and smooth, and it deviates when twisted.After doing this several times, in a fit of rage, he opened his mouth and shouted silently: "The Immortal guides the way." With a move in his hand, the scissors cautiously rushed towards the fabric again.

King Jing's martial arts is certainly one of the few masters, and he can use any weapon in his hands--it's a pity that female celebrities are not included.As a result of correcting all the way, the fabric is cut out, and the edges are patchwork like a saw.

Watching two martial arts masters cut the cloth is really a spectacular scene.Infuriating in the arena, except for the soon-to-be victim Prince Bao, everyone outside the arena was looking around, covering their lips and coughing.

Prince Bao put on the new clothes presented by the guards, and continued to remain expressionless.

The second step is to thread the needle.

An Yu passed the thread easily, looked at Prince Jing who was still working hard, and sneered, "Old people should recognize their age. Your presbyopia won't last until dawn~"

King Jing snorted, picked up the paper and ink, and wrote incisively and vividly: Change to a big needle!

The third step is sewing.

An Yu didn't laugh for too long.When he pricked the first needle and pulled it out from the reverse side, all the threads slid out very smoothly.Oops, studied for a while with a needle and thread, passed through the corner of the clothes again, halfway through, stopped carefully, pinched a thread, pulled it back to the side of the needle hole, and then tied it with the one left on the other side of the needle hole. The thread was tied together and wrapped in a tight knot, and he pulled it with his hands to make sure that it would not slip away again, and then he smiled with satisfaction.

Huang originally rested his chin on his hand to watch with relish.Seeing An Yu's move, he was powerless, and his head was directly pillowed to the bend of his elbow.Taking a peek, there was no unusual reaction from Xuanyuan, so he breathed a sigh of relief and covered his face in a horrible way——

You kid, An Yu, has been raised so well that you haven't even mended clothes.Fortunately, the other party is also a bunch of family idiots, otherwise I will lose face in this teaching, and I will punish you to sew one piece for each of the chief rudders!

Prince Jing finally finished threading the thread, glanced at An Yu, and twitched the corner of his mouth. After the needle and thread passed through most of the material, he stopped, and tied the small half of the thread that had not been threaded with the large thread that had been threaded. It's a knot.

Huang continued to sigh weakly.

Candles were already lit in the private room. Under the candlelight, the two men were sewing with their heads bowed. They were unusually virtuous, making oops sounds from time to time, and sucking blood with their fingers.

Facing the martial arts and the battlefield, they are all invincible masters.But when it comes to fabrics and needlework—handling the weight with ease and handling the weight with ease are both advanced knowledge, and they are far less proficient in the latter than the former.Silver needles are always threatening the safety of fingers, and the blood stains on the clothes line are the euphemistic blood and tears of begonias in the wind and rain~

Prince Bao looked at the window impatiently, calculating how much time was wasted today in exchange for how many things he had dealt with in the past, and how to recover these wasted losses in the next few days... He stared at the candlelight absently, but listened to They both shouted, "Okay!"

alright?Prince Bao withdrew his gaze and looked over.Both Prince Jing and An Yu held a piece of clothing in their hands.The piece in Prince Jing’s hands shrunk by a full size after repeated cutting and sewing; Anyu’s piece was even more speechless, as the front and back were sewn together to the same size. To put it nicely, it is a robe, but to put it bluntly, it is a cloth bag.

Both of them looked at him with joyful eyes, with expectations, satisfaction, and a little uneasiness in their eyes.

So, do you want to try it on?Prince Bao looked coldly at the two pairs of watery eyes.

The answer is absolutely no!

Prince Bao clapped his hands, and two guards who were about the same size as him came in at the door, and they didn't know when they found them.

"Friend~"

"Xiaoyun~"

The mournful cry could not move the heart of stone, so Prince Bao ordered lightly: "Each of you choose one of these two clothes and try them on."

The guard didn't expect to be summoned for this purpose, he was startled, nodded in agreement, and took off the clothes from the two unwilling adults.

The person who took the piece from King Jing stretched his arm in, and with a "tear" sound, the sleeves split——the Biyunyun used by King Jing was higher-grade than ordinary fabric, and it was naturally more fragile, so he replaced it with a larger needle. To sew, to widen the seam of the fabric...

Everyone looked at the torn clothes, speechless.The guard hurriedly knelt down and said, "Damn the little one for destroying the prince's clothes..."

Prince Jing's face turned red and green, and he couldn't get angry in front of Prince Bao. With a flick of his purple sleeve, the guard felt a gust of wind rushing towards his face. After the wind passed, he was fine, and the clothes hanging on his sleeve were shredded into pieces , I can't help but feel soft under my feet.

"It's too late to destroy the corpses and traces now." An Yu sneered triumphantly.Fortunately, I thought of leaving room for it in advance... Sigh, if clothes that fit so well are not tried on by others, but directly worn on friends, what a beautiful scene it would be~

One side smiled and imagined that the guards in the other side turned the clothes over and over again. After confirming that they couldn't put them on like normal clothes, they had to find a way to put themselves in the "cloth bag".After a few moments, he suddenly yelled twice, and his face wrinkled.

"What's going on?" An Yu asked the most urgently, the man frowning, fumbled for a moment on the clothes, pulled out a needle, and it was already bleeding.

"There are needles on the clothes..." before he said that, he groaned again, and after a while, he pulled out another one.

How many needles are there on the clothes... Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and the unfortunate guard from before began to rejoice that he had chosen the right clothes instead of this one.

An Yu saw that the man's clothes were half worn, and he didn't dare to put them on, and he didn't dare to take them off, for fear of hitting some needles again. After his face turned red and white for a while, he tore the clothes with his hands, and directly tore the clothes off the man. He went down, holding the remnants and sighed sadly: "The clothes are ruined and the needles are broken, and the bosom friend is hard to find. From now on, there will be no more sewing."

Xuanyuan coughed from the side, covered his face with the jade fan, and said, "This competition...is a tie, Brother Huang, do you have any objections?"