Dade Fengtian Gossip Collection

Son, I won't even laugh at you...Actually, I'm still thanking Prince Bao for giving me the opportunity to see you in a different way..."

Hearing this, Qi Shizi's hair stood on end, but his old face became hot, and he quickly let go of Liu Canmeng's collar, "I still have something to do, let's go first..."

After closing the door, and within three steps, I heard ear-splitting laughter erupting in the study.

The face of the young man in yellow turned green, he kicked the study room away, and the room was empty.

"Liu, how dare you lie to me!"

result?Of course, the result was that Liu Dadan ran to be hunted down by Prince Qi for three whole months, and couldn't find a bed to sleep in...

Feng Wu found out afterward, turned the stove around, and concluded with a sigh: "My lord, you've been smart all your life, but you've been stupid for a while, and you've been stupid for a lifetime!"

--THAN--

Gossip time:

I still remember that the small theater was written long before it appeared on a certain day of a certain year and month. When the April Fool’s Day spoofs were all over, I suddenly discovered that this small theater can actually be followed by April Fool’s Day, lol.But it can't be regarded as a follow-up, because Xiao Qi was framed by Xiao Liu on April Fool's Day, and everyone knows the reason for shaving his head.So, when this little theater is another tragedy that happened a long time after April Fool's Day, it exploded.In short, Xiaoqi was recorded by Xiaoyun, so it was destined to be miserable~

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Episode [-] of Haotian Wangji Series: "The Palace Flower is Lonely Red"

Written first: Those who read this article, please abandon all inherent concepts and all original pairing combinations.

There used to be such a dynasty called the Wuming Dynasty, and in the history books of the Wuming Dynasty, the greatest emperor was named Ye Yuhao.

The reason why Ye Yuhao is the greatest emperor in the nameless history is not because of his proficiency in military skills and deep scheming, but because he has a history, even if he is not unprecedented, at least he is unprecedented. powerful harem.More importantly, he can manage the harem well.

This alone can praise the ages.

In the imperial garden, Mr. Jinyi was sitting by the lake, throwing some fish food casually, seeing the fat koi in the pond swarming up with their chubby bodies, fighting for food, the mouths of the fish kept opening and closing, he couldn't help sighing a little melancholy Tone: "The fish are like this, how can people be embarrassed."

The young man in yellow who was sitting next to him, picking flowers and messing around with nothing to do, heard this, and said: "It's very good, why are you sighing like that again, it's not good for people to hear."

"Hmph, of course you don't know. Last night he looked at the old sable fur in the closet and was unhappy again. He said he was hiding it well and I couldn't see it. I didn't know him. He clearly missed the man in the cold palace." !” Young Master Jinyi said through gritted teeth.

"There is no other way. Huang is the main palace appointed by the late emperor, and he and the official family are brothers. If he hadn't offended the official family that time, it would be impossible for the official family to be so heartless. Put him in limbo." The young man in yellow sighed, although he knew that persuasion was futile, he still tried his best to resolve it.

"So he regrets it now." Young Master Jin Yi turned cold, and angrily threw all the fish and food in his hand into the water, and Gong'e hurriedly brought a wet towel to wipe his hands for him: "In the end, the person he likes the most is him! Even if he It's the same if you don't like him!"

The young man in yellow looked at him carefully, and comforted him: "They are related by blood, so it should be, this does not mean that the government treats you..."

"What did he do to me!" Young Master Jin Yi interrupted him.

"At least the officials will visit you every day, and five out of ten days will be spent in your palace."

"What I hate the most is that he is dissatisfied, welcomes me as queen, and wants to marry you into the palace as concubine!"

"I'm going to the palace just to accompany you." Concubine Qi quickly shook her head to prove that she had no intention of monopolizing the official family, so as not to annoy her cousin who was currently in the midst of boudoir resentment.

"He doesn't necessarily think so, let alone..."

Who else Xuanyuan shut up before saying anything, the two of them heard a sound of soft footsteps coming from outside the imperial garden at the same time, the young man in blue also walked into the imperial garden accompanied by the eunuch Gong'e.The young man in blue dresses differently, with narrow sleeves and short skirt, deerskin boots, leather jacket with slanted lapel, which is a bit more exotic, and he wears a fox fur hat full of flowers. Incomparable kindness.

Concubine Qi frowned first, Xuanyuan also secretly guarded, wondering what Concubine Liu Xian, who came here for marriage, was planning.

In addition to the queen, the harem also has four noble and virtuous concubines.Logically, Concubine Liu Xian came after Concubine Qi, so she should go forward to greet the two of them.But the emperor pitied him that he was alone on a blind date, he was born in a barbarian country, and he was completely ignorant of the etiquette of the Central Plains, and he didn't want to embarrass him too much, so he allowed him to disrespect the inner court rituals, not wear court clothes, and even be exempted from the morning and evening appointments.In this way, Her Highness the Queen was naturally offended, and she always had a bad face when she saw him.Seeing him grinning at this moment made her even more displeased.

"So the two palace masters are here, no wonder I just went to Weiyang Palace to escape." Concubine Liu Xian greeted the two with a smile, but did not salute.In the middle of speaking, he stretched out his hand to touch Xuanyuan's shoulder, but was slapped away by Concubine Qi: "What are you doing!"

"There's catkins on his shoulders, I'll just help him get them off, why are you so fierce." Concubine Liu Xian laughed.

"He has something on his shoulder, and he has his own palace servants to take care of it for him, so I don't dare to take care of it."

"Don't worry about trivial matters."

"According to my seniority, I am still before you, so it's not your turn to say that to me."

"So it's my fault? Then I'll apologize to you first."

"I dare not let you be so wronged."

Qi Su came to see the other party as displeasing to the eye, approaching his cousin was uneasy and kind, and at this time he was full of cynicism and sarcasm, and the war continued, and the garden ushered in the fourth harem master—Concubine Feng Shu.

Although Concubine Shu is the youngest in seniority, she is not from an official family, but from the Jianghu.The power of the green forest behind him made all the palace masters in the palace scruples, and when they saw him coming, they all stopped talking at the same time.

"Why is fifth son free to visit the garden today?" As the boss, Xuanyuan had no choice but to say hello first.

"I just played a game of chess with the officials, I've been thinking too much and I need to come out to relax my vision." Feng Wu turned on the stove in his hand, and looked at the three people in front of him from under his bangs: "But the three palace masters got together, I don't know what's going on advice?"

"However, the spring is fine today, so I just went out to visit the garden." Concubine Qi said with a smile, "After all, I don't know how to write poems, nor draw pictures, let alone play chess, so it's fine to stay in Anping Palace.

"If you don't play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, the emperor can't help it, if you are really bored, I can play with you." Concubine Liu Xian said leisurely: "It's better than feeding the fish here and killing a bunch of them." .”

Qi took a sneak peek and saw that there were indeed another group of koi with white bellies in the pond.

Xuanyuan looked at Liu Canmeng and sneered, "Even if I killed all the flowers, plants, birds and animals in the garden, who would dare to say anything."

"You are the empress, with the protection of the emperor, you have such a big face, don't I feel a little envious, I want to say something like this." Liu Canmeng looked at Xuanyuan with long-sighted eyes affectionate.

"Don't bother you to remind, if you really have the ability to make the emperor give you the jade seal of the empress, that is your ability." Xuanyuan turned the jade seal on his finger.

"I don't dare to take this 'Huang' position." Liu Canmeng made a pun, and the expressions of the other three present changed subtly.Seeing that a new round of conflict was approaching, the Jingyang bell rang, and the echo from Qingyuan spread throughout the palace.

The chief internal officer outside the Moon Gate said indifferently: "It would be best if the four palace masters are here. The emperor is in the Yongle Palace, and he summoned the palace masters to enjoy singing and dancing together."

Inside the Yongle Hall, silk and bamboo were all over the place. At that moment, the emperor was leaning on the dragon couch, with a somewhat lazy expression, listening to the musicians playing music in the hall with one hand on his back.Next to him sat the young prince Yi Qi, who was over the head of the general, and the incomparable grand master Xuanyuan Bing.When everyone arrived, the music was stopped, and only Xuanyuan Stone's majestic voice echoed in the hall: "The emperor asked you to choose a song, not to play this obscene sound. There is a prince in the hall, how decent is it to play this kind of obscene sound! "

"Whether Midnight Wu Ge is a melodious song or not is up to the emperor to decide. If the emperor hasn't spoken, it's your turn to speak up!" The musician refused to be outdone, relying on the emperor's favor, and refuted it on the spot.

Hearing that the two were about to quarrel habitually again, the steward coughed softly outside the palace, and the little eunuch understood and reported loudly: "Your Majesty, Palace Master Weiyang, Palace Master Anping, Palace Master Wenhua, Palace Master Yunli arrive."

The four of them entered in a file, chanted the palace name, and bowed to the emperor.

The emperor still leaned on the couch and did not sit up straight, pointing to the prepared seats around him: "All gentlemen, please sit down as you please."

He said it was random, but everyone dared to be really random.As a queen, Xuanyuan sat beside him, and next to her was Concubine Qi.Concubine Liu Xian sat next to the prince, Concubine Feng Shu found a corner and leaned against it, attracting the emperor's attention: "Xiao Wu is not feeling well, do you need to summon the pharmacist?"

"I came out and blew a bit of wind, and my head hurts for a while, it doesn't matter." Feng Wu bowed his head slightly: "Thank you, Lord Long En."

Concubine Qi took a few glances: "Do you want me to rub it for you? My hand skills are good, and the emperor praised it, right?"

He smiled sweetly at the emperor, but the emperor hadn't answered yet, Xuanyuan lowered his head, put his hand on his forehead and said: "I also got wind, now I have a headache!"

"That……"

"I also know this massage technique, how about I massage it for you." Concubine Liu Xian said on the other side, really about to stand up.

"Xi." The emperor called faintly: "Go to the imperial hospital and send five imperial physicians."

Everyone quieted down, not daring to speak again, only the musicians were unaffected, pulling the strings in their hands in twos and threes, and a piece of "Escape from the World" rang out.

"The imperial physician is already waiting outside the palace." The steward said that he had already prepared.It is impossible for these people to gather in one place without breaking the sky, and only the emperor has the ability to settle it.

"Let the doctor come in,