Dade Fengtian Gossip Collection
Chapter 24
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Xuanyuan glanced at him dignifiedly: "If you don't like it, then spit it out."
"You...you..." Huang was so angry that he couldn't speak, and subconsciously wiped his red lips with his sleeve.Everyone saw this movement and looked at Xuanyuan meaningfully. Xuanyuan had a thick skin and sat still, putting on the demeanor of a mother who respects the world.
The radiance was so extreme that he didn't say anything, he just shot directly, even he dared to draw his sword in front of the emperor, let alone the empress.The dragon-subduing bracelet on the wrist vibrated, and the cold light flickered. Everyone avoided Xuanyuan and left room for the two to make trouble. They all expressed that they hadn't seen this scene for a long time, and they missed it very much.
When Huang broke in, Concubine Qi had the foresight to leave Xuanyuan and go to a corner to avoid disaster.Sure enough, the two started fighting before they could say a few words.The sword was cold, and the frosty wind was pressing against his face. He felt that he had not retreated far enough, and when he took a few steps back, his surroundings suddenly warmed up. Looking sideways, he saw Concubine Feng Shu in sable fur standing beside him.
Feng Wu was born in Jianghu, but due to his health, he was unable to practice martial arts and had no martial arts protection.Huang and Feng Wu have a good relationship, Xuanyuan doesn't want to offend Feng Wu, so they will avoid Feng Wu when they fight, the safest place is around the fifth son.When Qi saw him, he opened his eyes and smiled, and whispered: "Xiao Wu Xiao Wu, my father said that the pearl lotus you gave me in my yard has begun to sprout and grow leaves, and the Qianye peony is also blooming. When will you come to my house?" have a look?"
"Or don't, it's rare to survive. You might die as soon as you go back and see." Feng Wu hit him mercilessly.
"It's all about my childhood, why do you remember so clearly." Qi tugged at Feng Wu's sleeve depressedly.
"I'm afraid you'll forget, I'll pick the seedlings to grow again when I go back." Feng Wu patted his hand that was pulling his sleeve, and straightened the crooked sable fur.
"No, no, when are you coming to my house?"
Feng Wu looked up and looked around: "Now."
"Now?"
"Anyway, it's like this, the banquet can't be held, and no one will notice if there are more people or fewer people."
"Okay." Qi Xiaoying took Feng Wu's hand, and the two really slipped out of the corner hand in hand.
Concubine Xian saw Concubine Shu and Concubine Gui "elope" and smiled without saying a word.Turning to the beginning, seeing the turmoil of Concubine De fighting with the Empress, the general manager was also alarmed, standing at the door frowning.His heart skipped a beat and he walked over.
Seeing that it was him, the manager gave him a little space to stand expressionlessly, so as not to be affected by the sword energy.
"I didn't do anything this time, are you satisfied?"
"The duty of the minister is to maintain the peace of the harem."
"Boring." Liu Canmeng whispered softly in his ear.
The manager turned his head and glanced at him: "Are you seducing me?"
"Whatever you want." Liu Canmeng kept the posture attached to his ear and did not leave. The two sniffed each other, and they were so close that their faces would touch each other if they moved a little. "Anyway, you said it, he can't see it." It’s useless for me to look at him.”
The two looked at Xuanyuan who was dodging Huang's attack in the palace, and after a long while, the manager spoke first: "Give up so soon?"
"If you don't try, how will you know that you and I won't be more suitable." Liu Canmeng said with a smile, while everyone was not paying attention, she tilted her head and tapped on his lips, and the tip of her tongue dexterously brushed over his dry lips. Wet water stains.
Both of them had a dull light in their eyes.
On the dragon seat, His Majesty the Emperor leaning on the armrest looked at his harem, teasing, flirting, elopement, provocative teasing.He sighed lazily and muttered to himself.
"I can deal with such a harem. Now, no one will doubt my No.1 status in the world."
"Hahahahahahaha..." A childish and weird laughter came from the cave.
"No name, wake up."
Xuanyuan Wuming had a dream. He dreamed that his father was the emperor, and everyone else was in his harem. Unfortunately, his father couldn't guard the harem. In the end, everyone became a couple, leaving only his father alone.
He dreamed of the place where he was proud, and he was enjoying himself, but he was shaken awake.When he opened his eyes, he saw the handsome face who was still sighing in his dream just now, and he almost bit the tip of his tongue in fright.
"Daddy, Daddy... dear!"
"I know I'm your father." Ye Yuhao frowned and touched his forehead. He didn't have a fever, but he was sweating profusely. When he checked his pulse, his pulse was beating extremely fast, and he was clearly frightened.
Or today's itinerary should be changed to a slower time, instead of stepping on the seven-star array under the waterfall, change to the top of the mountain.
Feeling guilty for a moment, the little boy clutched his bitten tongue for a long time and realized that his father had no tendency to get angry. Only then did he realize that it was a dream just now, no matter how powerful his father is, it is impossible for him to see his dream.Thinking of this, I became happy again.
Hao looked at Xiao Xiaohao, shook his head, and didn't bother to ask him what he dreamed about, most of it had something to do with him, and seeing that the little ancestor was always smiling in his dreams, it probably had something to do with his bad luck—after these three months It's no wonder that the spoiled little preserved egg has no complaints.
"Sleep a little longer, it's still dark."
"Yeah." Xiao Xiaohao lay back on the bed made of dead branches and weeds, pulled up the small quilt, carefully recalled the dream just now, covered his mouth and snickered from time to time.After thinking about it, he suddenly couldn't laugh.
Because he discovered that there was no self in this dream.
How can it be!Little Xiaohao opened his fingers and counted in disbelief: Father, Father, Uncle, Uncle Huang, Uncle Qi, Uncle Bao, Uncle Dugu, Uncle Yuwen, Uncle Feng, Uncle Liu, Uncle Xiao... It seems that he really doesn’t have himself , the prince in the dream is the little uncle!
Is it because the father and father are not together in this dream?Because they are not together, so there is no existence of Xiao Xiaohao?If the dream came true and they were no longer together, would he also disappear?
The five-year-old boy couldn't think of a big reason, only thought that if the father and father were not together according to the dream, he would disappear. The more he thought about it, the more worried he became, the more frightened he was, and he couldn't help crying He got up, got up from the haystack and stumbled towards his father, weeping sobbingly, and said while crying: "Dad, you must... be with Father! Don't separate, woo ...Otherwise there would be no...no Xiao Xiaohao, woowa~"
Calm and rational as Ye Yuhao, the corners of his lips twitched when he heard the words—nameless baby, do you really want your father to break up with me?
Looking down at the little baby crying out of breath, her fair and tender face was covered with tears, her little nose was flushed red from crying, her heart softened.
Forget it, the account can be settled later, it is only reasonable to coax the little baby.
"Okay, Daddy will always be with Father, and there will be no baby."
"Really? You mean what you say?" Xiao Xiaohao raised his sobbing face and sniffed.
"When will Daddy stop talking?"
This is... Thinking of his father, who has always been consistent in his punishment and said that he would never only hit 49 at [-], Xiao Xiaohao gradually calmed down and snuggled into his arms.
I just cried and felt a little sleepy.Smelling the familiar smell from his father, Xiao Xiaohao buried his face in his father's arms and rubbed it vigorously, and couldn't help squinting his eyes.
Half asleep and half awake, I heard my father say quietly: "Go to sleep quickly, I have to go to the waterfall under the waterfall to step on the Seven Stars Hidden Moon and Execute Immortals Formation."
Seven Stars—Hidden Moon Zhuxian Formation?
It's completely different from what you said! ?
In an instant, Xiao Xiaohao came to his senses completely, knowing that he had slipped his tongue.
"Wow dad, I was wrong..."
A new round of crying broke out in the cave.
——End of full text——
postscript
In November last year, the Collector's Edition of No. [-] in the World was released (thank you for your support, Heshi). I originally wanted to collect all the four rumors in the world, but unfortunately I couldn't fit them because of the word count. I can only write half of it, and the plot of OOXX has not yet officially started, lol.Because of the above-mentioned grievances, Xiaoniao and I decided on two things at that time, one is to draw Xuanyuan and Hao's royal "spring" history in the next manga; the other is to compile the short stories that cannot fit into another book— —So, there is this book XD
Some of the short and medium stories in this book are spoofs written on April Fool's Day in the Qing Dynasty.The first April Fool's Day spoof was "Haotian Wangji" in 03. At that time, I thought it would be released on April Fool's Day. Even if everyone wants to step on it, there is a reason to block it XD.Later, it became a habit unknowingly. Every April Fool’s Day, I will post a super spoof and irresponsible thing. Anyway, on April Fool’s Day, everyone laughs and it’s done.
05年愚人节恶搞是《某年某月的某一天》;06年愚人节恶搞则是后续的《某年某月的某另一天》;07年愚人节恶搞是《古今如梦》:08、09两年的断尾了没算上;10年愚人节恶搞是《宫花寂寞红》。
"The Secret of Fan and Hao's Cohabitation" is the only side story of the main story of the world, connecting the time period from the upper part of the world when Ye Yuhao jumped off the cliff until the lower part picked up Xiao Yiqi; "The Story of Mid-Autumn Festival" is the beginning One of the four rumors in the world, followed a year after "Litely Asking Heaven, May You Know My Heart"; for the origin of "Love Letter", refer to the Q version of Xuanyuan's family of three and hot spring monkeys soaking in hot springs where dinosaurs came from ,laugh.It is because of this article that the later "Clouds, Rain, Wushan and Heartbroken in vain". "Qi's Counterattack Plan" is a pure YAOI article, purely to satisfy personal evil desires, please don't use this article to discuss characters and so on, that's a big mistake, laugh.
Okay, this is the end of the short story collection. Next, let’s congratulate Xiaoniao on becoming a wife. Applause (crack, clap, clap), warm congratulations~
And, I pray that the manga of Married Bird can be drawn in time! XD
quiet
Xuanyuan glanced at him dignifiedly: "If you don't like it, then spit it out."
"You...you..." Huang was so angry that he couldn't speak, and subconsciously wiped his red lips with his sleeve.Everyone saw this movement and looked at Xuanyuan meaningfully. Xuanyuan had a thick skin and sat still, putting on the demeanor of a mother who respects the world.
The radiance was so extreme that he didn't say anything, he just shot directly, even he dared to draw his sword in front of the emperor, let alone the empress.The dragon-subduing bracelet on the wrist vibrated, and the cold light flickered. Everyone avoided Xuanyuan and left room for the two to make trouble. They all expressed that they hadn't seen this scene for a long time, and they missed it very much.
When Huang broke in, Concubine Qi had the foresight to leave Xuanyuan and go to a corner to avoid disaster.Sure enough, the two started fighting before they could say a few words.The sword was cold, and the frosty wind was pressing against his face. He felt that he had not retreated far enough, and when he took a few steps back, his surroundings suddenly warmed up. Looking sideways, he saw Concubine Feng Shu in sable fur standing beside him.
Feng Wu was born in Jianghu, but due to his health, he was unable to practice martial arts and had no martial arts protection.Huang and Feng Wu have a good relationship, Xuanyuan doesn't want to offend Feng Wu, so they will avoid Feng Wu when they fight, the safest place is around the fifth son.When Qi saw him, he opened his eyes and smiled, and whispered: "Xiao Wu Xiao Wu, my father said that the pearl lotus you gave me in my yard has begun to sprout and grow leaves, and the Qianye peony is also blooming. When will you come to my house?" have a look?"
"Or don't, it's rare to survive. You might die as soon as you go back and see." Feng Wu hit him mercilessly.
"It's all about my childhood, why do you remember so clearly." Qi tugged at Feng Wu's sleeve depressedly.
"I'm afraid you'll forget, I'll pick the seedlings to grow again when I go back." Feng Wu patted his hand that was pulling his sleeve, and straightened the crooked sable fur.
"No, no, when are you coming to my house?"
Feng Wu looked up and looked around: "Now."
"Now?"
"Anyway, it's like this, the banquet can't be held, and no one will notice if there are more people or fewer people."
"Okay." Qi Xiaoying took Feng Wu's hand, and the two really slipped out of the corner hand in hand.
Concubine Xian saw Concubine Shu and Concubine Gui "elope" and smiled without saying a word.Turning to the beginning, seeing the turmoil of Concubine De fighting with the Empress, the general manager was also alarmed, standing at the door frowning.His heart skipped a beat and he walked over.
Seeing that it was him, the manager gave him a little space to stand expressionlessly, so as not to be affected by the sword energy.
"I didn't do anything this time, are you satisfied?"
"The duty of the minister is to maintain the peace of the harem."
"Boring." Liu Canmeng whispered softly in his ear.
The manager turned his head and glanced at him: "Are you seducing me?"
"Whatever you want." Liu Canmeng kept the posture attached to his ear and did not leave. The two sniffed each other, and they were so close that their faces would touch each other if they moved a little. "Anyway, you said it, he can't see it." It’s useless for me to look at him.”
The two looked at Xuanyuan who was dodging Huang's attack in the palace, and after a long while, the manager spoke first: "Give up so soon?"
"If you don't try, how will you know that you and I won't be more suitable." Liu Canmeng said with a smile, while everyone was not paying attention, she tilted her head and tapped on his lips, and the tip of her tongue dexterously brushed over his dry lips. Wet water stains.
Both of them had a dull light in their eyes.
On the dragon seat, His Majesty the Emperor leaning on the armrest looked at his harem, teasing, flirting, elopement, provocative teasing.He sighed lazily and muttered to himself.
"I can deal with such a harem. Now, no one will doubt my No.1 status in the world."
"Hahahahahahaha..." A childish and weird laughter came from the cave.
"No name, wake up."
Xuanyuan Wuming had a dream. He dreamed that his father was the emperor, and everyone else was in his harem. Unfortunately, his father couldn't guard the harem. In the end, everyone became a couple, leaving only his father alone.
He dreamed of the place where he was proud, and he was enjoying himself, but he was shaken awake.When he opened his eyes, he saw the handsome face who was still sighing in his dream just now, and he almost bit the tip of his tongue in fright.
"Daddy, Daddy... dear!"
"I know I'm your father." Ye Yuhao frowned and touched his forehead. He didn't have a fever, but he was sweating profusely. When he checked his pulse, his pulse was beating extremely fast, and he was clearly frightened.
Or today's itinerary should be changed to a slower time, instead of stepping on the seven-star array under the waterfall, change to the top of the mountain.
Feeling guilty for a moment, the little boy clutched his bitten tongue for a long time and realized that his father had no tendency to get angry. Only then did he realize that it was a dream just now, no matter how powerful his father is, it is impossible for him to see his dream.Thinking of this, I became happy again.
Hao looked at Xiao Xiaohao, shook his head, and didn't bother to ask him what he dreamed about, most of it had something to do with him, and seeing that the little ancestor was always smiling in his dreams, it probably had something to do with his bad luck—after these three months It's no wonder that the spoiled little preserved egg has no complaints.
"Sleep a little longer, it's still dark."
"Yeah." Xiao Xiaohao lay back on the bed made of dead branches and weeds, pulled up the small quilt, carefully recalled the dream just now, covered his mouth and snickered from time to time.After thinking about it, he suddenly couldn't laugh.
Because he discovered that there was no self in this dream.
How can it be!Little Xiaohao opened his fingers and counted in disbelief: Father, Father, Uncle, Uncle Huang, Uncle Qi, Uncle Bao, Uncle Dugu, Uncle Yuwen, Uncle Feng, Uncle Liu, Uncle Xiao... It seems that he really doesn’t have himself , the prince in the dream is the little uncle!
Is it because the father and father are not together in this dream?Because they are not together, so there is no existence of Xiao Xiaohao?If the dream came true and they were no longer together, would he also disappear?
The five-year-old boy couldn't think of a big reason, only thought that if the father and father were not together according to the dream, he would disappear. The more he thought about it, the more worried he became, the more frightened he was, and he couldn't help crying He got up, got up from the haystack and stumbled towards his father, weeping sobbingly, and said while crying: "Dad, you must... be with Father! Don't separate, woo ...Otherwise there would be no...no Xiao Xiaohao, woowa~"
Calm and rational as Ye Yuhao, the corners of his lips twitched when he heard the words—nameless baby, do you really want your father to break up with me?
Looking down at the little baby crying out of breath, her fair and tender face was covered with tears, her little nose was flushed red from crying, her heart softened.
Forget it, the account can be settled later, it is only reasonable to coax the little baby.
"Okay, Daddy will always be with Father, and there will be no baby."
"Really? You mean what you say?" Xiao Xiaohao raised his sobbing face and sniffed.
"When will Daddy stop talking?"
This is... Thinking of his father, who has always been consistent in his punishment and said that he would never only hit 49 at [-], Xiao Xiaohao gradually calmed down and snuggled into his arms.
I just cried and felt a little sleepy.Smelling the familiar smell from his father, Xiao Xiaohao buried his face in his father's arms and rubbed it vigorously, and couldn't help squinting his eyes.
Half asleep and half awake, I heard my father say quietly: "Go to sleep quickly, I have to go to the waterfall under the waterfall to step on the Seven Stars Hidden Moon and Execute Immortals Formation."
Seven Stars—Hidden Moon Zhuxian Formation?
It's completely different from what you said! ?
In an instant, Xiao Xiaohao came to his senses completely, knowing that he had slipped his tongue.
"Wow dad, I was wrong..."
A new round of crying broke out in the cave.
——End of full text——
postscript
In November last year, the Collector's Edition of No. [-] in the World was released (thank you for your support, Heshi). I originally wanted to collect all the four rumors in the world, but unfortunately I couldn't fit them because of the word count. I can only write half of it, and the plot of OOXX has not yet officially started, lol.Because of the above-mentioned grievances, Xiaoniao and I decided on two things at that time, one is to draw Xuanyuan and Hao's royal "spring" history in the next manga; the other is to compile the short stories that cannot fit into another book— —So, there is this book XD
Some of the short and medium stories in this book are spoofs written on April Fool's Day in the Qing Dynasty.The first April Fool's Day spoof was "Haotian Wangji" in 03. At that time, I thought it would be released on April Fool's Day. Even if everyone wants to step on it, there is a reason to block it XD.Later, it became a habit unknowingly. Every April Fool’s Day, I will post a super spoof and irresponsible thing. Anyway, on April Fool’s Day, everyone laughs and it’s done.
05年愚人节恶搞是《某年某月的某一天》;06年愚人节恶搞则是后续的《某年某月的某另一天》;07年愚人节恶搞是《古今如梦》:08、09两年的断尾了没算上;10年愚人节恶搞是《宫花寂寞红》。
"The Secret of Fan and Hao's Cohabitation" is the only side story of the main story of the world, connecting the time period from the upper part of the world when Ye Yuhao jumped off the cliff until the lower part picked up Xiao Yiqi; "The Story of Mid-Autumn Festival" is the beginning One of the four rumors in the world, followed a year after "Litely Asking Heaven, May You Know My Heart"; for the origin of "Love Letter", refer to the Q version of Xuanyuan's family of three and hot spring monkeys soaking in hot springs where dinosaurs came from ,laugh.It is because of this article that the later "Clouds, Rain, Wushan and Heartbroken in vain". "Qi's Counterattack Plan" is a pure YAOI article, purely to satisfy personal evil desires, please don't use this article to discuss characters and so on, that's a big mistake, laugh.
Okay, this is the end of the short story collection. Next, let’s congratulate Xiaoniao on becoming a wife. Applause (crack, clap, clap), warm congratulations~
And, I pray that the manga of Married Bird can be drawn in time! XD
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