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Shut up, no one took his words.

"What else did you dream about?" Hong Xiuzheng continued to ask with great interest.

Everyone looked at Prince Bao's face, but still no one spoke.

"Hey, what did you dream about? Is it related to Xiaoyun?" Hongxiu smiled gloatingly.

"Father still dreamed..." Xiao Xiaohao, who didn't know the dangers of the world, smiled sweetly when no one answered, "Uncle Li treacherously, Uncle Bao was implicated, and married into King Qi's Mansion..."

die!Unnamed baby, didn't your father teach you the art of euphemistic speech? How could you speak so provocatively?Xiaoyun is angry, just because you won't die doesn't mean we won't die!

Before he had time to cover Xiao Xiaohao's mouth, Qi Shizi leaned into Young Master Liu's arms in shock, covered in cold sweat.Everyone present felt the sudden extreme cold air pressure, and all lowered their heads.

"After Auntie Hongxiu married Uncle Bao, she withdrew from the underworld and became a good wife and mother. She and Uncle Bao went to sell herbal tea on the side of the road. Auntie Hongxiu entertained customers, and Uncle Bao made ice."

The half-laughed smile froze on his face, Hong Xiu turned his head stiffly to look at Prince Bao, stretched out his trembling fingers, pointed at him, and then pointed at himself.

Everyone except Prince Bao lowered their heads, and nodded explicitly or secretly.

Hongxiu exploded: "Why! Why does my body have to be associated with this ice cube and wood that has eyes but does not know gold and jade, and does not know how to appreciate the beauty of my body! This person is still being polite, maybe he will give it a try. It’s just ice and wood inside, it’s not a person at all! They went to sell herbal tea together! There’s nothing that can’t be sold with a concubine, but it’s just selling herbal tea! Your majesty, you want the pearl to be cast in the dark, and the jade to be dusted, that’s not the case It’s a cruel law, it’s too much!”

Prince Bao looked coldly at Hongxiu's excited protest, and didn't get angry. He lowered his head and flicked the non-existent dust on the sleeve: "If you say another word about me, I will be hired by Prince Qi's Mansion when I return home."

As soon as the words came out, Hong Xiu immediately choked up, his face twisted, he pointed at Prince Bao for a long time, wanted to scold but didn't dare to scold, stomped his feet in anger, knowing that he always did what he said, and he didn't lie.After staring for a long time, he turned around angrily and stared at Qi Shizi.

"What else is the emperor dreaming about?"

Knowing that his younger sister is very angry at this time, following the court instruction that women should never be offended, and thinking that he is not as courageous as Xiaoyun, Qi Shizi quickly said: "I also dreamed that Jinghongzhaoying was in love with each other, and finally decided not to be as good as each other." Forgotten in Jianghu. Brother Yun wanted to cook, but Han Jinghong refused to let him cook, and later he was determined not to eat what he cooked. The two quarreled every day over these daily necessities, and Brother Yun became a monk in a rage .”

"And I was also killed." Yi Qi added, pointing to his nose.

Jinghong Zhaoying, who had been sitting in the corner chatting, finally raised his head.Yun Zhaoying turned the razor she had taken out at some point in her hand, and gently stroked it with her index finger.After a while, he raised his eyes and said, "Yi seems to have a special liking for bald heads."

Everyone present trembled, secretly thinking that Yun Zhaoying and Xuanyuan Xiguo were worthy brothers of the same father and mother.

Rubbing his shoulders, he felt for the first time that his clothes might be too thin.Hongxiu turned her head and counted the scene. There were people in the emperor's dream. Except for Li Lingwen who was guarding the border and couldn't leave easily, the rest were there. Thinking of the makeup he asked her to put on, she finally understood: "The emperor asked everyone to come to reproduce the dream. , to prove that he had a dream and not really happened?"

"Princess Red Sleeve is smart, so I think it's not bad." Mr. Liu has a fierce wife in his arms, so he should please his sister-in-law.But in someone's eyes, he always said what was wrong, so he was stepped on again smoothly.

Hong Xiu gritted his teeth: "What did the emperor dream about last?"

"Is this..." Yi Qi squatted in the corner, holding his chin: "Life is inseparable, birth, old age, sickness and death..."

Hongxiu smiled sweetly: "Worry about annoying the emperor, worry about being loyal to the emperor, everyone, don't you want to let the emperor's "final" dream come true?"

"Of course. But, what do you think we are doing here?" Qi Shizi laughed twice.

"What are you doing?"

Everyone looked at each other and smiled, even Jinghong Zhaoying smiled.Yun Zhaoying put away the razor in his hand.

Yi Qi touched his nose and reminded: "Master is very, very angry this time..."

"Oh?...Oh!" Hongxiu understood, thinking of the person who had stepped in earlier.

"So let's just watch the fun." Qi Shizi concluded with a smile.

In the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the old man in brocade clothes who was stroking the hand of the man in moon white and smiling very contentedly didn't know that his bad luck was just about to begin.

After all, anyone is easy to offend, only the former Lord Wudi who is the world's most vicious and devil-hearted (Xiao Xiaohao's language), and the current Mrs. Taizuo, must never be offended.

Now, let us observe 5 minutes of silence for the tragic fate that Little Xuanyuan will receive from the beautiful illusion.

Don't do anything bad in your life, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night.

Amitabha, good is good.

--THAN--

Gossip time:

The above is the [-] April Fool's Day congratulatory message, congratulating Xiao Xiaohao on his four-year-old birthday.It is up to you to choose which section to enjoy.

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Xuanyuan Chapter of Love Letters Episode [-]: "To Xuanyuan Yi"

My emperor (squeak):

I will never forget that day when I first met you by the hot spring, Zhi.

Can't forget your hairless face, just like my favorite peach, squeak.

I can't forget your strong physique, even Brother Ashan would feel ashamed, squeak (Brother Ashan is the patriarch of Laoyue Cave on Chaoyue Peak, Wangyue Cliff, the strongest in Wushan, squeak).

Can't forget your majestic... (beep - silenced), squeak.

I can't forget your upturned... (beep - silenced), squeak.

Looking at you, the 35-degree hot water immediately rises to 95 degrees, squeak.

Looking at you, the air is full of sweet plum hawthorn, squeak.

You laugh like a fox, and tie people up with ropes so that their hearts are beating wildly, squeak.

Your eyes are like a (pervert) wolf, and your voice coaxes people to make their limbs go limp and squeak.

Although you are always talking to the same naked person next to you, it does not hinder his love for you, squeak.

PS: I am sending all the bananas in Wushan with this letter.For the sake of love, I am willing to fight with all the monkeys in Wushan!squeak!

Love your hot spring monkey, Squeak.

--THAN--

The No. [-] Gaiden in the World: The Monkey of the Chinese Zodiac Episode [-]: "Clouds, Rain, Wushan, Heartbroken in vain"

"Brother Ashan~" The teary-eyed beautiful young man jumped on all fours on the cliffs in the mountains, chasing the person who left in front of him in a rage: "Wait for me~"

The "person" in front snorted and ignored it, ignoring his luxurious and perfect appearance, grabbing tree vines one by one, and wandering in the mountains.

"Brother Ashan, don't be angry." The beautiful young man continued to cry, watching the figure in front of him run faster and faster, and the distance between the two gradually lengthened... Ah, brother Ashan really deserves to be the strongest leader of our Wushan tribe, and his speed is as expected It's not easy for his generation to catch up, even the back of the escape posture is so majestic and elegant.Those broad shoulders, those slender legs, that curled buttocks, that hairless body...

The beautiful young man blushed for a while and felt his heart beating. He always felt that the bottom of his body was also upturned... No, if you pull away like this, you will really get lost.

"Ah, there's a big banana forest over there!" the beautiful young man suddenly shouted while pointing to the side, but Ah San still ignored him.

That’s right, he picked the whole piece of Wushan’s bananas and gave them away. No wonder Brother Ashan didn’t believe it... The beautiful young man became more frustrated and courageous, and he continued to work hard, screaming: "Ah, there are so many sweet peaches, they are delicious~"

As he said this, Ah San, who was running wildly in front, really stopped, turned around and asked, "Where is Taolin?"

"You are willing to talk to me." The beautiful young man was overjoyed, and his limbs speeded up and rushed over.

"Stay away from me, don't come here." Brother Ashan took a step back, stretched out his hand to stop the beautiful young man, with a look of grief and indignation: "After all, I am the patriarch of the Yueyue Cave at Chaoyue Peak, Wangyue Cliff, Wushan. Face the elders of the clan, but still have the obligation to seek welfare for the clan.”

"Brother Ah San, you are so great, no wonder I like you so much." The beautiful young man's starry eyes sparkled, and countless nympho red hearts flew out, densely surrounding Brother Ah San.Ah San was so startled that he took another three steps back.

"But I really didn't do it on purpose, I thought it was just a dream, so when someone asked me my wish in the dream, I said that I want to be with Ah San only for mandarin ducks and not for immortals."

——Just like those two people I saw in the hot spring that day.

Although the essence of the beautiful young man is a monkey, he is a smart monkey who knows what not to say.

"You." Brother Ashan was moved when he heard that the only wish of the beautiful young man was to be related to himself, and his face turned pale: "You really hurt me."

"Isn't it good to be like this?" the beautiful young man asked tearfully.He is asking for it according to the standards of his dream lover, that hairless face, just like his favorite peach, that strong body, fox-like smile, (pervert) wolf-like eyes, what is there? not good?Ah Shan brother is really, obviously so good, obviously shy and sarcastic.

Shyly looking sideways, I saw brother Ashan's eyebrows frowned even tighter: "What's so good, what's the good thing? I'm like this, and all my companions are scared away when I go back. My Aijis—Xiangxiang, Taotao, Banana, Panpan...all dare not talk to me."

Hearing A Sange spit out a series of names casually, the beautiful young man pursed his mouth, tears were about to flow out: "Anyway, you just don't want me."

"You and I are both male, what do I need you for?" Brother Ashan was clearly puzzled.

"But human males can be with males too."

"We're not human."

"We are human beings now."

Brother Ashan stared at the beautiful young man, beautiful young man