Golden Silkworm Gu

"That thing is very dark, but still alive. It's not a ghost, but a monster. But I don't know what it is. I have to ask the wizard."

"Do you know where it came from?"

"I don't know, but it should be a little far away. But it seems to be very close. I'd better call the wizard and ask."

——The above is the dialogue between Jincan and Wu Yun about that thing after receiving Wu Jun's promise.

He paid two trotters, but only got a bunch of ambiguous answers like nonsense, and he was asked to ask others!Angrily, Wu Jun walked halfway across the campus after work the next day to buy two of the largest pig's trotters for Jincan from the stew shop named "Sad Rabbit Head" that Jincan outside the south gate identified. The heart said that it would be better to blow you to death—even though she knew that this was impossible, Wu Jun still couldn't help flirting in her heart.Then he started calling Xi Rui.

"Wu Yun?" Xi Rui's voice on the other end of the phone was rarely emotional, "I was just looking for you."

"Ah? What's the matter?" Wu Jun was not determined, so he easily gave up on his question and followed Xi Rui's topic instead.

"Are you free now? If you are free, bring the Golden Silkworm Gu over here! I'm in XX Building."

"Okay." Wu Jun replied weakly to the phone, but the phone over there had already hung up.

He stared at the mobile phone for a while, he knew about the XX building, but it was a building anyway, where would he go to find Xi Rui?But thinking about Liang Huan's miserable situation last night, Wu Jun decided that he would find Xi Rui even if there were many difficulties and dangers.What could be more important than life?

The golden silkworms still gnawed on the pig's trotters on the shelf, Wu Jun beckoned a "Little Red Riding Hood" (the elegant name for a tricycle), and went out the north gate, where there was a bus directly to XX Building.

Arriving at XX Building, Wu Jun realized that the worries before departure were purely overthinking.Xi Rui was waiting for them at the gate of the building. Next to him was the always loyal Manager Han.

"Get in the car." Xi Rui was obviously in a hurry, as soon as she saw the two of them, she pointed to a very civilian Volkswagen parked by the side of the road and asked them to get in the car.

Han Yangyang opened the car door gracefully and let Wu Yun and the two get in the car first, then let Xi Rui sit in the passenger seat, and then went around to the driver's seat to start the car.

The car drove forward smoothly, and Xi Rui began to explain to Wu Jun the purpose of asking him to bring the golden silkworm out. "Recently, a somewhat troublesome monster appeared in the suburbs of S city. The golden silkworm controls all evils, so I borrowed him to have a look."

"Oh," Wu Jun responded in a long way, and then realized, "Then what should I do?"

A rare smile appeared on Xi Rui's face, and a kind of brilliance that couldn't be looked at suddenly appeared on her exquisite and handsome face, "I didn't need to do anything at first, but I just remembered that there is a job that is suitable for you."

"What job?" Wu Yun asked stupidly.

Han Yang in the driver's seat saw the expression on Wu Jun's face through the rearview mirror, and snorted dissatisfied.

"Chanting." The corners of Xi Rui's mouth curled up happily.

"Oh." Wu Jun nodded blankly, and the golden silkworm beside him sneered, "Can you recite scriptures?" Wu Jun finally realized, and said with a bitter face, "But I don't know how to recite!"

"It's okay, I'll teach you."

"Uncle Yang, this is the friend I told you about. His surname is Wu, and you can just call him Master Wu. With him, my little uncle will surely pass away safely." Xi Rui Junmei's condensed face was serious, looking at It calls people to respect.But Wu Jun, who had just been trained by Xi Rui, didn't think so anymore.

This is a beauty snake—no typo, a beauty snake.

The sad middle-aged man turned his head, looked at the upright (pretentious) Wu Yun, forced a smile, and made a bow, "Master Wu, I'm sorry."

Wu Jun nodded with a stiff face, "No trouble, no trouble! Xi Rui is my friend, and I'm just helping out by the way."

A middle-aged woman came over with a kettle in one hand and a washbasin in the other, and poured hot water, "Master, wash your hands first."

Wu Jun took the water basin handed over by the other party almost with the same hands and feet, walked away two steps and began to wring out the towel and wash his face awkwardly.

Xi Rui, who had finished talking over there, came over, "Let's go."

Wu Jun looked at the strangers around him in horror, "You just left me here alone? What if I get screwed over?"

"Then try not to pass through." Han Yang said coolly.

"But, I will feel uneasy!" Wu Jun felt that he was really a newcomer in society.He will never be able to practice to the point where manager Han can't be moved by the wind and the seven emotions don't care.

"That person was directly sucked dry by the monster and died. His soul was washed away by the demon and disappeared in the sky. Where did he come from? Even if I go, it's just to deal with the situation " Xi Rui told the truth blankly, "Instead of wasting time on such meaningless things, it's better to find out the culprit as soon as possible, so that the family can feel at ease."

Now that it's all said and done, Wu Jun naturally can't refuse anymore.So he could only watch helplessly as Han Yang Xi Rui carried the golden silkworm away.At this time, Wu Jun realized that he was so used to the company of Golden Silkworm.

"Master, sit here." The Taoist priest who performed rituals in the mourning hall has already come out.They didn't welcome such an outsider who came in suddenly.But the so-called cannibalism is short-sighted, whoever let them take the money from the master's family has no choice but to turn a blind eye to the master's arrangement.

Wu Jun looked at the professional man wearing a Taoist robe and holding a magic weapon in front of him, and he couldn't help but feel guilty when he thought of the "skills" that his idea had improvised.But when things came to an end, he had no choice. He could only bite the bullet and follow the Taoist priests who came to welcome him into the mourning hall and sit down on a table next to the coffin, and then followed a group of Taoist priests with different shapes and began to recite the " Reborn curse".

"Eat grapes—grapes—no—a—spit out—grape—grape skin, no—eat—grape—grape pour—spit—a—out—grape—grape— skin, eat—ah—grapes don’t vomit—grape—grape skin..."

This is the "Xiangxi Xi's Unique Witch Gu Rebirth Curse" taught to him by Xi Rui in the car!

As soon as this curse came out, all fantasies about beautiful wizards in Wu Yun's heart were shattered.

But now, he still has to brace himself here and sing this tongue twister that he has disdain to play since he was seven years old in various tones.Because he sang very differently from the people around him, and the filial son kneeling in front of the coffin was a child nearly six or seven years old. It is fun to find ideas on the "master".All I saw was cold sweat breaking out on Wu Jun's back.

The Taoist priests next to them sang with their eyes closed while beating gongs and drums. They looked like they didn't pay attention to the external affairs, but in fact, all of them listened to Wu Jun's libretto with their ears open.Helplessly, Wu Jun is really too cunning, and his potential exploded under the crisis, and his intelligence suddenly soared. He inserted countless interjections into the two repeated tongue twisters, and sometimes even introduced meaningless words in English, Japanese, etc. Adverbs and prepositions—Since Xi Rui asked him to read only these two sentences, he didn't dare to change the meaning of this tongue twister casually.But meaningless function words should not be listed here, right?

After a ceremony is over, the filial son, the Taoist priest and the singer take a break. Now it's time for the deceased's daughter to cry.Wu Yun saw that little filial son in sackcloth and holding a banner walking towards him, his scalp felt numb, so he asked someone casually where the toilet was, and then slipped away.

But the urine escape can only come this once - if there are too many, it will attract suspicion.When the intermission time came, Wu Jun picked up his mood and put on his fairy mask and went back to the Eight Immortals table.Then, looking at the obviously interested "colleagues" at the same table, Wu Jun suddenly felt infinitely sad.

What is a little filial son, this is the real difficulty!

At this time, Wu Jun suddenly deeply understood Jin Can's fear of Xi Rui.The wizards in Xiangxi are indeed worthy of respect and fear.