Golden Silkworm Gu

Wu Jun has never felt that any holiday is as long as the current one!

Envious of the magic power of wizards, Wu Jun euphemistically expressed his desire to learn Gu art when he was at Xi Rui's place, and Xi Rui didn't force it, so he temporarily kept his magic power—as long as Xi Rui was still there anyway. One day, the negligible bit of mana in Wu Jun's body must be taken away by him.

However, retaining mana means retaining the backlash from his failure to cast spells, plus the consequences of his being forced to swim in winter. When the two were combined, Wu Jun fell ill without accident.

The patient should sleep, so Wu Jun handed over the task of receiving the new kid to Jin Can.

Then when Wu Jun got up the next day, feeling the same, when he opened the door, his nose was almost crooked.

The whole living room is like a typhoon passing through, the floor is full of water, all the second-hand sofas from the flea market are soaked in water, and the part exposed above the water is not spared, the back of the sofa is covered with water. There are all kinds of scratches in all directions, and in some places, the old yellow sponge inside is exposed, as ugly as it is!

And around the sofa, there were still a lot of orange peels that were probably left over from eating just now, large and small, turned over or overturned, which added a lot of miserable atmosphere to the living room.

Taking a few deep breaths, Wu Jun turned around and closed the door, regardless of the dizziness that remained in his head, and lifted the quilt, "Get up for me!"

Jin Can rubbed his eyes and sat up, "Wu Yun, what's wrong?"

"What good did you do last night?"

Xu, who was sleeping on the other side of the bed and had returned to his original form, slowly turned into a child from top to bottom, and then propped himself up, "Father?"

"I'm not your father!" Wu Jun replied viciously, "What's the matter with the water in the living room?"

"It's him!"

"It's him!"

The two children quickly came to their senses, and pointed their fingers at each other in the first place.

"So, both of them have a share?" Wu Yun didn't bother to tell the truth from the fake, so she decided to kill her with one blow.As soon as she stretched out her hand, before the two little bastards could react, Wu Jun pushed the two children onto the bed at the same time, then slapped each of them fifty big slaps.

Although the two children are not young, it is obvious that their mental age has not kept pace with their actual age, so the two children cried shamelessly.

Then Wu Jun softened her heart first.

Next is dinner.

Because he made a mistake, Jin Can very stupidly proposed to let him buy the food, anyway, he was used to running around the cafeteria, so Wu Jun also let him.

Xu was also there.

However, I don't know how those two little guys made a fuss. The journey was less than 5 minutes away, and the two kids made Wu Jun wait for half an hour with their hungry stomachs in their arms.

Just when Wu Jun couldn't bear it anymore and was about to rely on herself, the two little guys came back with a big bag each.

It was Xu who ran over to offer the treasure first.Out of admiration for the elderly, Xu has a good impression of Wu Jun.Especially with the rival Jincan competing on one side, the original five-point favorability was forced to become twelve points, so whenever possible, Xu would rush to court Wu Jun in front of Jincan.

"Wu Yun, Wu Yun," he actually wanted to call him father, father, etc., but Wu Jun resolutely refused. After a compromise between the two, he followed Jin Can and directly called Wu Yun by name and surname. Yun's name, "Look, I bought you my favorite thing!"

The drum in Wu Yun's stomach was already beating loudly, so he didn't care if he liked it or not, so he said weakly: "Oh, bring it here."

Xu Xi diligently ran to Wu Jun with a big bag that was almost half his height, and then opened the bag and placed them on the computer desk in front of Wu Jun: "Here, this is Apple, this is Apple. It's pears, it's strange, there are still this now, but I just tried it at the person who sells it, and it's all delicious. There is another one, my favorite, I didn't expect to have it now, the supermarket really does It's the best place in the world," Xu suddenly took out a bunch of individually packaged kiwifruit, no doubt he regarded this as a kiwi, "I can give you half, that's all."

Wu Jun felt her stomach twitching from hunger, and gritted her teeth: "No need, I don't want any of you."

"Really? You are so kind!" Xu's eyes curled up with a smile.

Wu Jun only hated herself for being so hungry that she lost her strength.

Then there is the golden silkworm.

Anyway, Xu took the lead, so he was not in a hurry to go forward, but he was still a little nervous, because he knew that Wu Yun always preferred to eat things that were not meat.

So, based on the principle of seeing what is out of sight, he took advantage of the time when Xu was presenting treasures to Wu Yun and ran out to clean the place outside the living room that he didn't like.

When he came back, he saw Wu Jun clutching his stomach and lying on the keyboard weakly, with one hand still manipulating the little people on the screen to kill all directions.

Ha, it seems Wu Jun has nothing to eat Xu.Now is the time for him to play.

So a pile of roast chicken, roast duck, braised pig's trotters, sauced beef and other things appeared on the stage, and the honest and almost greasy smell of meat immediately filled the whole room.Xu, who was eating an apple, couldn't take it anymore, picked up his big pile of fruit and went out.

Wu Jun was barely smoked to death by the pile of meat.

He hadn't recovered from his cold at first, and it was the time when he couldn't taste anything. At this time, he should eat something light but definitely tasty and refreshing, such as preserved egg and lean meat porridge, but now...

The golden silkworm on the opposite side was still smiling flatteringly, "Wu Jun, I heard that when you are sick, you need to eat nutritious food to supplement yourself. Look, all the things I picked for you are nutritious and delicious."

Wu Jun couldn't bear it anymore: "You guys want to join hands to starve me to death, right?"

Finally, Wu Jun came to his senses and dragged his crooked body to the cafeteria to eat.Of course, it was a surprise to ask the two children to buy food this time because he sweated out with a group of fresh-blooded college students and accidentally recovered from the typhoid fever, but Wu Jun didn't give the two children any credit. The plan of a little bastard.

When the third time they were hit by a fight between the two, Wu Yun deeply understood the wisdom of the country's policy of "only one child".Now he only has two here, so he can make troubles like this. He remembered that in his father's generation, under the call of Grandpa Mao with many people and great strength, it seemed that every household had at least three children, and there were even eighty or ninety superborns. Guerrilla.How were the parents at that time?

Wu Jun really wanted to travel back in time and space to go back to that era and ask the parents at that time for advice.

Of course it's just an idea.

After all, the current him can't even deal with two brats, so he doesn't have the time to think about the secret method that allows people to travel through time and space to meet their ancestors!

Moreover, time travel and so on are the patents of the protagonists under the masters at the starting point, so it is better not to think about him as an ordinary person.

For him now, let's try not to become the third monk in "Three monks have no water to drink"!

And to achieve this ambitious goal, the best way is - persist!persist in!Hold on!

As for the occasional flash in my mind, Wu Jun decided not to care about what the two little wild horses would make this house look like after the holiday passed.

Anyway, let's have wine tonight and get drunk tonight, let's worry about tomorrow's affairs!