I tried to wear A after wearing it from the future

After watching one episode, I just arrived at school.

Xi Zhen returned the earphones to Qi Du, and while Qi Du was pinching the earphones, another perverted thought came to his mind.

On the headset, there is the body temperature of Xi Zhen's right ear.

Bow your head and smell it, it may be fragrant.

He stopped in place, staring at the milky white earphone in his hand for a long time, wondering why he was so perverted.

Xi Zhen called him at the door of the car: "Aren't you going?"

"Here we come." Qi Du put away the earphones, put them in his pocket, and in the process of getting out of the car, he couldn't help rubbing the silicone earmuffs stuffed into Guo Xizhen's ears with his fingertips.

After touching it twice, he withdrew his hand, and the scene where the mandrill smelled the breath of a stranger was full of intoxication and was about to let out a halazi in his mind.

The mandrill wants to eat people, what is he thinking?

Maybe Mom was right...he was as ugly as a mandrill.

At this moment, this hot-blooded male high school student had serious doubts about his own moral character.

Xi Zhen didn't wait for Qi Du, and followed the big team back to the classroom. After a while, he saw Qi Du lowered his eyes, walked into the classroom, sat down beside him, took out a paper and began to write the questions.

...Risby.

Against the background of the ruthless machine for brushing questions, Xi Zhen looks too lazy.

He turned the tiger-head pen, thinking deeply about life.

He vaguely remembered... on the way to the hospital, he almost wore it until he was 30 years old, or... it was just a dream...

Think about it carefully, on the first day of school, is it time travel or a dream...

In terms of time travel, the real Qi Du is much gentler than that beast. Could it be that this guy has a split personality?

If it was just a nightmare, why would he dream of getting married and having a baby with a classmate he just met?

Is he a pervert?

Another high school boy with deep doubts about his own character.

The two people who doubted their lives patiently finished the afternoon class.On the way home, Qi Du took out his phone distractedly, opened the app [Physics Temple], and did a few big questions.As for Xi Zhen, he was still thinking deeply.

If he had read more books and knew the saying that "When humans think, God laughs", he probably wouldn't be so "thinking without learning is perilous".

It's a pity that this Zhang Yu high school student didn't know this famous saying.He persevered in thinking for a long time and came to an earth-shattering conclusion.

That is not the future, nor is it a dream.That is the singularity where space-time collapses, the intersection of parallel worlds.Everything is caused by the supreme science that dominates time and space, and the ubiquitous and inescapable quantum mechanics.

When Qi Du finished a dozen physics problems and received Xi Zhen's cautious question "Do you understand quantum mechanics?", he didn't know what expression to put on for a long time.

In the end he returned six full stops.

Even Qi Du didn't understand, Xi Zhen thought regretfully, so he could only learn by himself.

But not now.

The busy Xi Zhen took advantage of his father's overtime work and copied the "Prayer for Help from the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas" twice, and put it in front of the Buddha statue where his father prayed for his father. To measure the differentiation tendency is Alpha, at least until he graduates from high school, he doesn't want to lose his horse.After graduation, he and Qi Du will go their separate ways, and there is no danger of falling in love anymore, so it doesn't matter.

Betting on science with one hand and metaphysics with the other, he is a prudent person and is fully prepared.

the next day.

Xi Zhen walked into the classroom and saw many people surrounding Gu Chao.

"What's going on?" he asked as he passed by.

Ding Huai patted him on the shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "Gu Chao has detected a tendency to differentiate into Omega."

"?" Xi Zhen remembered that in the 30-year-old universe, this guy was a Ba.

Is this the butterfly effect?

Quantum mechanics is terrifying.

He lowered his head, took out his mobile phone, and clicked on the official account of the People's Hospital.He hasn't checked his physical examination results yet.

Ding Huai watched enthusiastically.

Xi Zhen paused, took a step forward, turned around and sat down in his seat, with his left hand in front of the phone, and his right hand clicked on the test report.

"..." Ding Huai silently looked away.

Indeed, this is someone else's privacy.

However, I'm really curious about Zhen Ge's gender and t value.

Everyone thinks so.

Wang Mengyu, He Chenxing, Hua Zhijing, Ji Yun... One after another, the eyes of the students all focused on Xi Zhen.

Xi Zhen closed his eyes and calmly looked at the printed report.

The first line is the conclusion: there is a probability of more than 99% to differentiate into Alpha.

--call.

Xi Zhen's Adam's apple rolled, and his slender fingers slid across the screen to see the T value analysis below.

The average value is 50.6n touch l/l.

About twice the highest value of normal ba.

He turned off his cell phone, turned it on the table, and the big rock hanging in his heart fell to the ground.

He Chenxing held back for a long time, but couldn't help it: "Brother Zhen, how are you doing?"

Xi Zhen pursed her lips, and said calmly, "a."

"I knew it."

"Our class has three aces at once."

"Who else didn't check?"

"Can you make an all-A lineup for the basketball game?"

"...You're only good enough."

Amidst the noise, Xi Zhen asked, "The other two a's?"

He Chenxing pouted towards him: "Brother Qi, and Brother Pei."

No surprises, no surprises.

Xi Zhen quit the official account, clicked on the posting bar habitually, and saw the update of the school grass contest post on the top, and his hands suddenly stopped.

He forgot about it.

The loser has to dance "Pink Bunny", which is what he said himself.

Xi Zhen glanced at Qi Du, said "How much is your T worth", rolled it back and forth in his mouth a few times, but finally didn't ask.

So, will the host of the school grass contest post ask Qi Du?

He clicked into the post and looked at it. Many people were nervously waiting for the result, but the host didn't move.

Refresh again, the post is 404.

Xi Zhen: "..."

He swiped it several times, but it was indeed gone.

outrageous.

but……

It's gone, it's gone.

Anyway, if Qi Du can't be the school grass, it is impossible for him to take the title of school grass wife.

It doesn't matter if the game ends badly.

Feeling that the small goal has been achieved, Xi Zhen, who was in a happy mood, turned around and told Qi Du: "The vote for the school grass contest is gone, and our bet can only be voided."

Qi Du calmly said "Oh".

Xi Zhen was taken aback for a moment, thinking: "You can't do it, can you?"

Qi Du paused, turned his head, with a look of surprise: "What, it's gone?!"

After being surprised, he looked at Xi Zhen with an expression of "Is this reaction okay?"

Xi Zhen: "..."

Qi Du calmly turned around and continued to recite the text.

The Chinese teacher walked into the classroom and reminded: "Some students, don't be dazed, they will write silently in a while."

The early reading voice doubled in an instant.

Xi Zhen wanted to say something again, but he couldn't hear clearly.

He had no choice but to turn around, memorize the book for a while, finish writing silently, and after class, he still couldn't help asking: "How did you do it, report it?"

"No." Qi Du saw that he really cared, and he didn't need to be perfunctory with his clumsy acting skills, and replied, "When I got the result of the medical examination, I private messaged the poster and asked him to delete the post."

Xi really didn't understand: "Why do you want to do this?"

Knowing that you are going to lose when you see the result?

Just as Xi Zhen was about to think about it, Qi Du said: "It is written in my physical examination report that the T value is beyond the charts. There is no one before, and there will be no one after. If it is made public, it will attract hatred."

Xi Zhen: "..."

Xi Zhen: "..."

Knowing that he didn't believe it, Qi Du took out his phone and showed him.

Xi Zhen was stunned for a while looking at the verbatim [T value exploded, no one before, no one to come after].

"?"

"???"

Finally, I choked out three words: "I fucked."

Qi Du took back his phone.

Xi Zhen felt that his bland attitude was more pretentious: "How could there be such outrageous data???"

"..." Qi Du said, "I don't know either. The hospital's wording is not rigorous, and it's okay to be unprecedented. How can there be no one in the future? Someone will surpass me in the future. If such a conclusion is known by others, it should be criticized. Laugh at it."

Xi Zhen: "..." He doesn't know how he can surpass the table, is there such a blatant derogation?This is the full-level player of Versailles.

After being dumb for a moment, he asked politely, "Then why did you tell me?"

Qi Du said: "Because of trust."

"Oh." Xi Zhen said indifferently, "Thank you so much."

He was eccentric, but Qi Du was neither humble nor overbearing: "You're welcome. After all, according to logic, if you want to leak the secret, you have to admit defeat and dance "Pink Bunny" in public. Even you, you probably wouldn't dig a hole for yourself like this ..."

What is even?Speaking of this, it was already very annoying, but Qi Du added a hesitant ending.

"……Bar?"

Come on sir.Xi Zhen turned his head hard: "What's the big deal, it will be hard to buy pants in the future, and the stuffing can't be stuffed, so you can only wear it on your waist."

"Cough! Cough!" Qi Du choked on his saliva.

Xi Zhen was suddenly made uncomfortable by his violent reaction: "Isn't that the reason why the T value is high?"

Qi Du took a deep breath: "It doesn't have to be a linear relationship... Do you understand linear relationships?"

"Understood..." Xi Zhen said, "So maybe it's not too big?"

Qi Du said coldly: "...how do I know if it's big or not, and I haven't compared it with others."

"That's right." Xi Zhen's face and neck started to burn, "It's so abnormal, it's better than this."

Qi Du: "So who brought up such a perverted topic?"

"……it's me."

Jingle Bell.

The class bell rang, Xiao Chimao walked into the classroom, just about to speak, his eyes swept over the class, and saw that Xi Zhen's face was flushed, and Qi Du's face was frosty.

He frowned and thought to himself: Why, these two children have conflicts again?

You have to find a time to communicate with them.

It's true that Xi Zhen doesn't know what to do. Fortunately, Qi Du is mature and stable. As long as he doesn't make too much noise, he can get by.

He shook his head in his heart, but he didn't know that Qi Du, who was mature and stable in his heart, had a cold face on his face, but what he was thinking in his heart was, if I counted as "big", would Xi Zhen like it?

Otherwise, why is he so concerned?

He didn't know why he had such a horrible thought!He only knew that once this idea was born, it seemed to take root in his heart, and it could never be pulled out.

When there was no one around, he quietly took out the earphones that Xi Zhen had worn.This time, he finally couldn't help but put it under his nose and took a light breath.

His keen sense of smell told him.

It is indeed fragrant.